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Back in 1989, on a chilly October day, 43 extraordinary women, who showed no signs of pregnancy until labor began, gave birth simultaneously. Despite having shown no signs of pregnancy, they delivered healthy babies. This bizarre occurrence caught the attention of billionaire Sir Reginald Hargreeves, who adopted seven of these special children, forming the Umbrella Academy.
However, what many don't know is that there were 36 other children, like me, who were never accounted for. Some of us were taken by an organization called Temps Comp, whose motives remain shrouded in mystery. They trained us, honed our abilities, and prepared us for a purpose yet to be revealed.
I emerged from the enigma of Temps Comp with a power unlike any other. I possess the Flames of the Phoenix, a gift that courses through my veins, granting me control over fire in its most primal form. But this power comes with a price. It's as unpredictable as fire itself, and harnessing it demands discipline and control.
Growing up in the confines of Temps Comp was no easy feat. We were taught to master our abilities, but also to suppress our emotions. Emotions, they said, were a weakness. But I couldn't deny the burning passion within me, the fiery spirit that longed to break free.
As I reached adulthood, I made the daring decision to escape Temps Comp's grasp. With flames blazing at my fingertips, I fought my way to freedom, leaving behind a trail of scorched memories.
Now, I roam the world, a wanderer with a burning purpose. I seek answers about my past, about the purpose for which I was groomed. But amidst the flames of uncertainty, one thing remains clear: I am Ace, the Firehawk, and my destiny burns bright against the backdrop of time itself.
he's a cult leader, he's a fashion icon, he's a war veteran, he's immortal, he dies all the time, he's haunted, he's high and he's sober, he's agnostic, god hates him personally. i didn't say his name but he popped into your head, didn't he?
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