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Five x Reader Imagine

“Phrase Prompt Things”

Prompt: 8- “May I have this dance?”

13- “Right now I can’t tell if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge.” “Can I pick?”


A/N: y’all really like Five, geez. Btw, you’re both around 18, and Five, still, has not left. Anyway, thank you for the request @emmahasnoideawhatshesdoing

Also, I had Aidan’s new song Blue Neon stuck in my head as I wrote this so it might be a little sad. Check out his song! It’s really good.


After liking each other for so long, you and Five were finally dating. Or, have been, for a few months now.

Things were going great. And you weren’t in danger of his many enemies because you, too, had powers, though you were not a Hargreeve. But at the moment, that was the problem.

You had gone on a short mission together when everything had gone wrong and your life had been at stake. However, Five had been there just in time and you were okay. He didn’t think that was okay.

“You could’ve been seriously hurt! Or worse! Stop being so reckless!”

“I’m FINE, if you haven’t noticed! I was just doing what had to be done, no matter what!”

“No matter what? Huh, and to think I believed you thought more of yourself. This conversation is over.” He teleports out.

You sigh and rub your temples. He could be such a jackass sometimes.

“Now, I’m not normally one to intrude,” Klaus began as he walked in. “But you two need better communication.”

“Maybe we would if he wasn’t such of a dick.”

“Go talk to him. In his defense, you were almost shot.”


You walk upstairs and go to his room. Knocking, you call, “Five? You in there?”

The David Bowie music goes quieter. “Come in.”

As you walk in, you see him stealthily try to cover up the fact that he’d been crying.

“Babe, are you okay?”

“I’m terrific,” he snapped. “My favorite is less concerned of their death than I am.”

“I’m sorry, Five. I was just trying to do what’s right.”

“But if you die, nothing will be right.”

“Five I’m sorry, truly.” You smile as All the Young Dudes comes on. “May I have this dance?”

He rolls his eyes before grabbing your outstretched hand. He lightly placed his arms around your waist as you dig your face into his shoulder.

“You know, you’re not too bad at dancing for being such an asshole.”

“Right now,” he responded, eyeing you. “I don’t know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge.”

“Can I pick?”

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when five was first learning to spatial jump, reginald probably locked him in a room with no food and refused to let him out so he would have to spatial jump out

bonus: five tries his hardest, but he can never do it. after a few days, his survival instincts kick in and he gets a rush of adrenaline that gives him the energy to get out. he almost passes out from exhaustion and from the fact that he hasn’t eaten in like 3 days, but he’s proud of himself for doing it.

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Umbrella Academy really did dangle Ellen Page in a suit in front of my nose and like the dumb lesbian I am I took the bait and now I have 7 new children. Unbelievable.

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Klaus: Cookie dough is worth taking the risk of getting salmonella

Ben: Klaus pull yoursel together and go get a damn spoon!

Diego: It’s cookie dough not a beefy 5 layer burrito.

Five: Have some class.

Original post;

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“You’re all I see” fic is amazing and I couldn’t help but notice that klaus thinks to come back to the disco some time with Dave so they can dance and kiss without hiding and idk that could be an idea for a one shot Like klaus is getting overly stressed about this mission or something and his siblings decide that he should have a free day so klaus does all the things he wanted to do with Dave, including watching titanic and showing him the “future” culture

FUCK. I am SO about this. Klaus just deserves to go on dates with Dave and hold his hand in public and dance like an idiot with him at the club. Yeah, this needs to happen. 

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