#the umbrella academy crack

[hoss-bonaventure]

my favorite thing about klaus is how inadvertently useful he is. he’s not even trying to help out or be a team player, yet he ends up being the 2nd most productive sibling in getting shit done. luther and diego run around acting like headless chickens constantly, and klaus just walks on screen looking like he just came back from hell (which isn’t far off from the truth) like “hey, here’s an extremely vital piece of information you guys have spent the past 3 episodes looking for—i’m gonna get wasted now.”

#it’s so funny to me how this season five and klaus were CARRYING #and five was on a mission and cracking codes and chasing down suspects #and klaus is crying and (one again) dealing with unresolved childhood trauma #tua #the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #the sparrow academy #sloane hargreeves #ben hargreeves

[dandelionyolk]

‘if the umbrella academy had mobile phones each season would be a single episode’

luther fell for a 419 scam, five is a boomer, klaus would charge his to an absolute maximum of 13% and diego would instantly be addicted to candy crush, the only thing on that group chat would be allison’s wordle scores

#and let’s be honest she’d have them all blocked by episode 6 #klaus’ screen is 10% glass 90% crack #viktor gave up when luther confused imessage with google #five could absolutely use one if he wanted to but he refuses on principle #the umbrella academy #tua #tua season three #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves

[reallyunluckyrunaway]

the accuracy hurts...

#supernatural fanart #supernatural fandom #spn crack #spn memes #umbrella academy #umbrella academy meme #my screenshots #not mine #dean x castiel #castiel #castiel supernatural #chevy impala #baby #like wth was that?! the freaking car gets into heaven but cas is awol lmao #supernatural #spn #dean winchester #castiel novak

[hauntingyourself]

He just wants his 1970s corvette stingray

#I cracked up at this part #myart #the validation I got from finding out he’s Irish. we’re winning #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves

[blue-saaaaargent]

Thinking about how so much crazy shit happened this season that no one is even talking about klaus making an enemy of the entire amish community and having to run for his life from them

#like it doesn’t even crack the top ten #klaus hargreeves #the umbrella academy #tua spoilers #tua

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Diego throwing knives round corners is all well and good but for once I’d like him to throw something completely unhinged

For example one Hargreeves family Christmas Luther winds him up so much Diego cracks and just lobs the entire Christmas tree at him. It chases him through the Academy’s halls dropping baubles and tinsel in its wake

Imagine Reg sitting in his study and suddenly a whole ass tree flys by and hes just like “fascinating” and jots it down

#alison is trying to rumour a tree to stop flying #klaus is screaming cause he spent so long putting the decorations up #viktor doesnt know what all the crashing about is #five blinks out of the way just in time not to get impailed #ben saw the drama go down and is cracking up #tua shitpost #tua #the umbrella academy #diego hargreeves #luther hargreeves

[number5theboy]

‘The Umbrella Academy’ Cast Test How Well They Know Each Other ft. Justin forgetting that one cast member is 15 years younger than everyone else

#tuaedit #brellygifs #The Umbrella Academy #Justin H. Min #Aidan Gallagher #Emmy Raver Lampman #Tom Hopper #David Castañeda #i could have watched them trying to reverse-engineer the backstreet boys for another ten minutes #this made me laugh so hard #every time the cast forget that they have a kid in their midst it cracks me up #1k

[kindaorangey]

im a firm egg pilgrim believer and also that if scollace were to ever be a thing they would Never be endgame. which works out pretty nicely

#scott pilgrim #thunder rambles #the timeline is ramona is trans woman and after months of being with her scott starts to question his own identity #less like 'what if im trans' or 'what if im bi' and more just 'what if i could be queer in literally any way' #which hasnt occurred to him in any conceivable way #and he experiements with ramona and then they decide to have an open relationship and maybe #maybe! #during this time scott hooks up with wallace #and maybe theyve kissed once or twice while drunk before this in college but w/e #and they have a thing for a month or two and its nice but not all that serious and actually it does more to bring scott and wallace together #as friends #than it does anything else #because scott is gradually more and more open about the way hes been questioning #and also in general because this is post-canon scott is a better person in general and sure wallace was awre of this theoretically #but now hes seeing it firsthand and they become the closest and most genuinely friends theyve been in ages #and then they kinda stop hooking up and then a while later scott's egg cracks #and its like the umbrella academy car meme. what if ur egg was slowly cracking and the overlap between ur experimentation #with ur identity and the egg fully cracking finally allowed u to mess around with ur cool gay roommate #for a limited period of time before your identities no longer line up for that anymore #anyway yea also ramona realises shes kinda nonbinary and has a sort of transgender 2: electric boogaloo moment #gives all her leftover estrogen to scott😭😭or something

[non-plutonian-druid]

Behold my magnum opus: Five and Lila should have a dance scene together and i will die on this hill

the concept behind this video is threefold:

1. Lila should get to have a getting-ready-for-a-day-of-crime montage set to a pop song. she deserves it

2. Five and Lila’s arcs are going to be in conversation with each other this season and if they’re not they should be

3. there is no world where Lila is a less dorky dancer than the Hargreeves

#the umbrella academy #tua #umbrella academy #five hargreeves #lila pitts #ok now that we're in the tags #FUCK YEAH #JUST UnDER THE WIRE #SeASON threE IS IN T MINUS 2 HOURS BUT I DID TECHNICALLY GET THIS OUT BEFORE IT AIRS #this will be BURIED but i have achieved my goal and that is the important thing #my shift key is wigging out for some reason so just picture all the random lowercase letters as my voice cracking lol

[oneirataxia-girl]

oc new years challenge 2023~2024 ⇝ day two

I Polish Up Real Nice ft. Mirage Carmichael/Five Hargreeves

"You know that I'm not the type you should waste your time on."/"Too bad, you're the only one I want."

x

this is a remake of a gifspam about a year old, it's under the cut along with some notes about Mirage's evolution!!

Mirage Mirage Mirage... when I first created her, I simply wanted a self-insert oc to ship with Five bc I am In Love with the grumpy old man. As I delved deeper into her relationship with Five though, I realized that I had to give Mirage her own problems and challenges, she couldn't just be Five's lover because in my interpretation of his character, Five isn't the kind of person to just fall in love with a pretty sassy girl, he has to be able to connect with the person, and he has to have a love interest that's competent in their own way, being able to stand up on their own two feet without Five coddling their every move. The first-ever ideas for Mirage were basically just "Kaz Brekker but make her do government-ish stuff, assassin, targeted by the Handler and nearly gets killed by her, aversion to touch" Absolutely no notes on her relationship with the other two kids that were adopted by AJ -- Emmy and Telepath -- and an entire google doc dedicated to her and Five oneshots

yeah, I was whipped af lol

but after some time, in which I poked around in other fandoms and got "better" at creating backstories and motivation, I circled back to Mirage. I started thinking about what could've turned someone who was groomed to be AJ's successor, someone who was only taught the basics of fighting before the Handler came, into an assassin who bided her time until she could finally regain control of the Commission? I realized something that was very much inspired by a certain Marvel show that someone might have heard me complaining that I neglected the plot bunny I made for it (I swear I'll do it next year) was literally perfect for Mirage, it's a play on her name and power, and it fills in all the plot holes I ignored in the first few drafts of her story. So yeah, that's basically the story of Mirage's evolution, along with her faceclaim change due to me admitting that pairing someone in their late twenties with a teenager is just... weird and uncomfortable to me lol; Mirage is one of the first ocs I ever introduced on here, and she's also one of my most constant brainworms, like literally I can talk about her any time and place because there's so much to share about her asldaksda

the enabler's call: @arrthurpendragon, @bibaybe, @daughter-of-melpomene, @auxiliarydetective, @starcrossedjedis, @fakedatings, @carmens-garden, @nightmaresart -- want to be added? shoot me an ask!!

#onyc2023 #oc: mirage carmichael #ship: firage #otp: of cracked shards and bloodied palms #we do not talk about the gifspam #i am so upset with it but it is what it is #until i find a quicker way to make gifs from scratch i'll have to make do #pls tell me there is progress asdkjasd #idc if its a lie #tua oc #the umbrella academy oc #the umbrella academy #tua #umbrella academy #fyeahocsofcolor #pococs #ochub #ocapp #ocappreciation #allaboutocs #alvita's edits

[ryugujitr]

🤧damn😩Five🫡you💖so🗿vicious🫣you🤭so😚clean🗡so😵‍💫delicious🥴how🤡come🙀you👀aint🌜got🌛no🚫missus😨count👹that🫰paper💐count🌬them🤗riches💸

#PINNED BECAUSE I LOVE HIM HAHAHAHAHA #the umbrella academy #tua #five hargreeves #no.5 #five hargreeves x y/n #five hargreeves x reader #five hargreeves x reader crack #five hargreeves x reader fluff #dolores tua #crack #fluff #i love him too much #FIVE BRAINROT #dolores doesnt count

[thehargreevesfam]

Have you heard yet that Aidan made up the “no twine, no birth mother!” Line himself?

YES I DID!!! I was so happy when I found out because it’s now one of my favorite lines of the season 😭 And I’ve been meaning to post about it but I forgot, thank you!!

YALL AIDAN IMPROVISED THAT LINE

#the umbrella academy #asks #thank you aidan gallagher 🙏🏾 #that line cracks me up every time lmao

[firstpersonnarrator]

Robert Sheehan cracking up.

#rob cracking up #like actually cracking up #the hiccups kill me #pantelis podcast 46 #klaus hargreeves #between tua s1 and s2 #robert sheehan #pantelis podcast #the umbrella academy #klaus #tua #umbrella academy #number 4 #robbie laughing

[green-cinnamon-stick]

All my shows are on hiatus except Riverdale 😩 I need recommendations. Preferably something easy to binge so less than 3 seasons.

I have shows I still need to watch but I don't want to. And my rewatch list is currently at 5 shows so I need new sh*t. I highly doubt anyone is going to see this but just in case, I tagged all the shows I've already watched. I'm open to anything truly, if you can sell it well enough I will watch it.

#yellowjackets #riverdale #the wilds #911 #Wednesday #stranger things #arcane #xo kitty #outer banks #shadow and bone #Dickinson #first kill #motherland fort salem #siren #umbrella academy #i might just crack into my tbr honestly #I've been neglecting it for tv so maybe it's time #personal #contactkhy

[fiveisnumber1]

Friend just called me an Umbrella Acaddict. Never has something been so right and so hurtful at the same time.

#Like yes the promos for the show are like crack to me #but you didn't need to say it out loud #The Umbrella Academy #Umbrella Academy #tua

[90s-html-lesbians]

in a no powers au, several years prior to lila & diego meeting, allison & lila were doing shooting for the same mini series and the two had a brief fling

#tua #the umbrella academy #allison hargreeves #lila pitts #diego hargreeves #this is mostly crack #because the thought of allison & lila’s awkward realization is hillarious #but also because i think allison & lila as exes is an interesting concept eith lots of potential #allisonlila #lilaallison #headcanons #hcs