#the umbrella academy hc

[frozenwafflesagain]

It’s my personal belief that after a few years spent in the apocalypse, Five started coming up with roasts to use on the rest of his siblings when he saw them again

And like yes of course it was a coping mechanism but it spurred him on to keep going — he couldn’t give up until he tore each of them to absolute shreds

But also I think it’s just objectively hilarious to think of Five at seventeen, at twenty-six, at thirty-four, at forty-eight, just stopping whatever he’s doing because he came up with a killer comeback and just HAS to write it down

“Omg Dolores can you imagine the look on Diego’s face when I call him discount Batman? That’s gonna be so funny”

#it’s sad but it’s also comedy gold #or at least I think it is #tua #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #number five #umbrella academy #tua headcanon #tua hcs #tua memes #umbrella academy memes

[umbrella-academy-hcs]

Klaus: sometimes wearing a shirt feels like my skin is burning and I want to rip it off my flesh until I'm just bones, its like this overwhelming torturous feeling and then I take off my shirt and I'm completely fine

Five: you're autistic

Klaus: that's what that is??

#god me too #sensory issues are a bitch #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua #tua netflix #five hargreeves #tua five #number five #klaus hargreeves #tua klaus #autistic klaus hargreeves #autistic hc #actually autistic #tua incorrect quotes #umbrella academy incorrect quotes

[multi-fandom-imagine]

Hey pookie I think my ask got eaten by tumblr but I saw one of your posts saying you write for the umbrella academy and I am lowkey desperate for Klaus fics 😭 (I found out he was canonically pansexual and genderfluid and lowkey giggled)

Maybe smutty headcannons/short drabbles for Klaus x Reader ?? All I can say is that man fucking RADIATES switch energy. Also I’m good with fem or masc pov I don’t Gaf❤️❤️❤️❤️

He’s probably also one kinky motherfucker too (cough cough hazel and chacha torture scene) and I can totally see him being a masochist idk

A/n: I am so sorry! Tumblr fucks my shit up so much and if this sucks too I apologize. I have not watched the newest season of Umbrella Academy.

🔥: When you bite his neck during sex, please bite his neck during sex. He will 100% lose it if you are riding him and when you give him little nips across his skin the man know's that you're eager for sex just like he would be, you can always feel his hardon pressing into you when you bite his neck.

🔥: Loooves it when you run your nails down his chest, even better if you do it hard enough to leave a mark. Boy does he love just showing off your little marks, Klaus can't help but proudly show everyone, he know's their jealous but I mean how can he blame them, have you've seen yourself?

🔥: Tie him up! Please! Please time him up. You take control and he will be a whimpering mess for you. Klaus loves to groan out your name, to moan out your name when you're jerking him off. He's a weeping mess when you use one of your vibrators on the tip of his cock.

🔥: Will 100% switch if you want him too, lightly chocking you. Lot's of orgasm denials, too much for play. Your mind is in a haze, lost count in all the orgasm's you've had thanks to Klaus.

#hc #hcs #klaus hargreeves #klaus hargreeves x reader #klaus hargreeves x you #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #umbrella academy x reader

[lanawinterscigarettes]

Ooh hcs for a jealous and possessive Five

This turned more into headcanons for an overly protective Five than anything else, so I'm sorry about that 😅

Five Hargreeves when he's jealous

Warnings: slightly insecure Five, over protectiveness, jealousy/possessiveness, swearing, slight nsfw near the end

Five can get over protective fairly easy, and more often than he'd like to admit

It's not that he doesn't trust you, per say; he's just so used to the painful feeling of having someone he loves ripped away from him that he kind of expects it to happen again with you

However, he's not one to be overly sentimental unless he's drunk so he typically masks these deeper feelings and emotions with being overly jealous and pretty possessive as well

He won't deliberately talk shit about someone (not to their face, at least) or try to mess with one of your friendships on purpose, but he does want to have at least a brief run down on who you're hanging out with

He worries a lot more than he should, especially after what happened with Leonard/Harold. He would never want you to be hurt or betrayed by someone who you trusted and thought cared about you

He just really loves you and wants to keep you safe, always </3

A lot of the time his over protectiveness can come off as jealousy and being possessive over you, and while that is sometimes the case you know he just does it because he cares

When he's truly possessive over you/jealous of someone, it definitely shows

An arm on the small of your back or around your waist, biting passive aggressive comments, an intentionally mean glint in his eyes- these are all things he does in order to let the other person know you're his and he's yours, and they'd better back off if they know what's good for them

Five doesn't feel the need to do those things unless either a) you're uncomfortable by someone's advances or b) whoever's hitting on you just can't take a fucking hint and respectfully decide to leave you alone

If you're flirting with someone on purpose in order to get his attention, he'll have a much different approach

Like I said before, he trusts you, and knows you'd never let it get too far, so it's pretty easy for him to tell when you're just trying to tick him off

He'll let it go on for a little while, watching from a distance, then finally intervene when he can't take your teasing any longer

Once he's whisked you away to a more private area, he has no problem showing you just who you belong to

Expect several bite and scratch marks, hickeys, and bruises on at least you (although he'd certainly appreciate it if you shared his sentiment and left some on him as well)

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[90s-html-lesbians]

five definitely unwittingly jumpscares his siblings all the time

#five hargreeves #tua #the umbrella academy #headcanons #hcs #umbrella academy

[tuatism]

i should probably post something else instead of just thinking about tua.

how do you think five felt when he first joined the commission and got to eat real food again? what do you think was the first thing he tried? clearly he avoided sweets because of the twinkie, but other than that? do you think the first thing he made then was a peanut butter and marshmallow sandwich too? Do you think he made a childhood favorite dish of his? Something his father may have served on friday nights when everyone was tired from a long day, something grace made with love? do you think he couldnt bear to eat some things because they reminded him of his childhood? because he wouldnt be able to handle it if he found that his tastes had changed? because he wanted to hold on to that little bit of fondness he had left, he had to avoid what he once loved so dearly?

#five loves this damn show #the umbrella academy #tua #umbrella academy #five hargreeves #number five #hc #headcanon #hargreeves siblings

[jellybeanium124]

Five, dropping the family braincell in 1963: don't need this anymore, I'm retiring :D Five, approximately 48 hours later: oh no

#tua #the umbrella academy #hc it's just lost now #five hargreeves #tua incorrect quotes #tua s3 #tua season 3 #tua s3 spoilers

[dykefive]

i shrimply think five would be improved if they let his love of frogs manifest

#the grandpa look deserved a nice froggie hat #five said. salut to the frog on his head #i drew this a long while ago and posted it on ig but not here lol #but my second best hc (behind bassie mr pc) - five likes frogs #they both jump. they both have f names. green #this was when i was experimenting with backgrounds 🤷🏻‍♀️ #n e one like the chaotic background? #five #five hargreeves #five hargreeves fanart #tua fanart #the umbrella academy fanart #five fanart #.k art #.k

[lyssak09]

Yander Number Five hcs

Five is a either a tunsdere or just a low ket yandere. At first

Five probably fell in love with you when you guys were teens. Then when he accidentally jumped too far he lost it when he saw your adult self dead with his family.

So during his time in the apocalypse he he hunts down things that remind him of you and search for ways to get back home.

One day while he was searching for supplies in a mall he found a manikin that looked like you. So he took it with him everywhere.

When Five eventually made it back to the "present" he ignored everyone else at Regionald's memorial. He made a bee line for you. He hugged you and didn't let you go while your mouth and the families mouths just hung open.

Somehow (your girl is too lazy to write how) Five managed to accelerate his growth and becomes your age.

Five is a possessive, manipulative, and a snarky clingy yandere.

He is more than willing to kill for you. If someone came on to you in front of him then he won't even have the decency to wait for you to leave so he can kill them.

Once he is done he is covered in blood and human bits. Five will sigh, grab you, and pretend nothing happened. If you cry or freak out while he tries to love on you covered in blood he will roll his eyes and tell you to shut up then kiss your forehead, smearing blood on you.

You tried to escape from him and leave the Hargreaves mansion after that incident but it didn't work well.

Five will guilt trip the hell out of you

"What do you mean you need space? I've been separated from you for years. And you're already trying to abandon me"

If you try to hang out with one of the other boys without him then he will be majorly possessive. He'll fight you on you having alone time. And if you somehow manage to get alone time then you better look around the corners. Because Five is more than likely watching from afar and drinking coffee

In a perfect world, where the world isn't ending, you'll be his perfect house wife

Five is very demanding and direct in letting everyone know what he wants and getting what he wants. No matter how much you argue or avoid him because of this. He will get what he wants.

Five will always be touching you in someway. Whether it be a hand on your hips to him sitting right next to you.

If he sees you hugging someone else (even his siblings) he will be pissed. You'll know that you fucked up when you see him clench his jaw, frown, and slightly clench his fists.

He will immediately pull you away and jump. Once you're both far away from anyone he tears a new one into you.

"You know you belong to me! No one should be touching you, but me!" He yelled as you started to cower. Maybe once upon a time you would have argued with him, but he took away whatever backbone you had (if you had one) a long time ago Five walks towards the wall next to you and punches a giant hole in it, causing you to jump in fear. "You touch anybody who isn't me again then they'll end up dead. And you'll get a punishment" he says an walks out the door to take a breather. You slowly slide down the wall and cry. You should have known better then upset him. Its all you're why he's mad right now. (That is pure Five manipulation right there my friends)

When you guys were kids he was also very possessive of you and your time then as well. How could he not be when you're so you. And he was especially extra possessive since you were the only friend the Hargreaves children were allowed to have. Which is remarkable since you are a normal.

Delores had to break up so many fights between Five and the other children because of his clingy and possessive tendencies.

Reginald used Five's love for you as a reward and punishment. If Five acted up then he wouldn't be allowed to see you. If he was good and trained extra hard then the more he can see you.

"The more you train Five, the more time with Y/N you'll be given."

You should have picked up on his unhealthy obsession love for you when you were kids. But you just couldn't see him in that light I guess.

If you had a crush on one of his siblings then he will be ruthless to them. Especially in dueling for training.

Since he has known you as kids then he'll know basically everything about you.

He will kidnap you, especially if you keep avoiding him. His yandere tendencies with increase 10 fold when he finally gets to reunite with you again. And since you can't jump like him, you're stuck at a home he found for the two of you.

If you need something from Five when you're kidnapped then he will negotiate with you. " I get no benefits from it. So why should I get you that? What do I get in return?" Which will cause you to give into whatever he desires at that point in time. Whether it be physical or verbal acts of love, you better give him what he wants or you're not getting what you requested.

If Five has had a hard day dealing with his family (who are searching for you) then you better behave, make him coffee/food, love on him, and tell him how much you need him. Or else you're gonna receive a pisser pissy Five.

In your little house he will have all your favorite things there for you. No matter what it be, except for certain things.

If you want a console of some sort then except parental controls on it. He isn't dumb. Five isn't gonna give you something that allows you to talk to other people to get help unless it has parental controls that block that.

Five's punishments are verbal, mental, and possibly physical.

If you piss him off enough, like by trying to escape, then he might hurt you in the crossfire of his rage. Your home will be a mess and you will be on the floor crying while holding your cheek.

Or if you refuse him and his physical touches then he might lock you in a room for a couple days. Five might also say somethings about how no one can love you because you're his alone.

"No one can love you after I claim you"

If you try to butter him up with you iniating physical affection he will give you a deranged smile and hold on to you like a python. And kiss you like his life depends on it.

But Five isn't stupid, he knows you're trying to manipulate him. (Which is silly, trying to manipulate the master of manipulation.) But he will keep his deranged smile and hold you. Because you're not gonna get whatever it is out of him. You might be able to "manipulate" him into getting a book or something, but really its just a reward for you initiating physical contact. Trying to manipulate him to make your escape easy is stupid.

If you do somehow escape (good luck with that, the house is basically escape-proofed, all the windows are bullet proof and painted shut, multiple locks on every door leading to the outside) then don't seek refuge with anyone you love, even the rest of the Hargreaves. Five is more than willing to kill them if it means he gets you back.

Five loves you more than anything, including coffee. Just be a good girl and love him. Or else you're gonna be in hell for a long time (better hope you get Stockholm Syndrome quickly)

Will you guys please request something. Its the only thing that really gives me the push to finish writing my drafts and stuff 😭. I have a list pinned of things I write for. So please feel free to request or ask stuff.

#yandere headcanon #yandere x reader #yandere x you #yandere male #yandere #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #unbrella academy x reader #Number 5 #Number Five #number five #five hargreeves #five hargreaves x reader #yandere five hargreeves #yandere five hargreeves x reader #Lyssa's hcs #Miss Blue writing

[yamaguccisfreckles]

just two immortal pansexual “dudes” who a have weird relationship with death

#klaus hargreeves #wade wilson #deadpool #yes i am a fan of the enby wade hc #The umbrella academy #marvel

[frozenwafflesagain]

Hey uh do you think the Hargreeves siblings got each other birthday gifts when they were kids?

Do you think they snuck out in groups of maybe 2 or 3 to go shopping for the rest of them?

Do you think Luther has such an extensive record collection because he got new records from Diego and Ben every single year?

Do you think Allison got Klaus a nail polish set and he got her a new skirt?

Do you think Five never forgot about Viktor and made sure the others didn’t either, so he always got a gift along with the rest of them?

Do you think Luther didn’t quite understand the kind of subjects Ben read about but scoured Barnes and Noble for something he thought Ben might have liked?

Do you think Diego got a new knife from everyone pretty much every time and always complained but secretly used them more than any of his others?

Do you think Viktor played “Happy Birthday” on his violin to wake them up on October 1st?

Do you think they all got Five a gift for years after he disappeared? Do you think they thought that if they remembered him on their birthday it was easier to pretend he was out there somewhere celebrating with them?

Because I do.

#the umbrella academy #tua #umbrella Academy #the hargreeves #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #number five #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #umbrella Academy headcanons #tua fanfic #tua hcs

[umbrella-academy-hcs]

Five "I've dealt with all my issues alone for 45 years I don't need help" Hargreeves vs Klaus "I think the self-help book I haven't actually been listening to says something about that" Hargreeves

#was debating putting Viktor instead of Klaus #i think either works #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua #tua netflix #five hargreeves #tua five #number five #klaus hargreeves #tua klaus #tua hcs #tua headcanon

[ay4kshalatus]

mental manipulation wanda!y/n x f.hargreeves hcs

spoilerrssss tua s3, important notice 📢

alas...

the umbrella academy was now replaced by some bunch of "low-keys". it's what you called for them.

learning their abilities one by one. with all honesty, they're no better than the original group but what stands out most is their combat skills.

ben is being ben. nothing really change with him except his bratty attitude.

while marcus are in the middle of shooing you all, jayme use her powers on diego. spitting a venom that causes the victim to have hallucinations.

you decided to entertain yourself, mind walking on diego's mind.

dear... it was a mess. you never expected diego, thinking of having a dance battle against the sparrows.

concerning but it's entertaining.

you see jayme dancing with five with a ridiculous position.

teasing five later by flicking him off the ground as your illusion self using telekinesis on him to help him up, grabbing his hand and twirl him around.

you stopped as your left arm put behind his back under his arm with the free arm is held up high while your bodies leans down. "now you'll be dancing with me."

then you guys continued with swing dance style.

it's nice to see diego taking their relationship seriously. it take them a while to accept the fact that you and five are married.

you put it a stop, getting rid the effects off. the illusion takes too long for your liking. jayme was aware of this.

you showed potential on diego's dreamland plus you purified the illusion with ease. your powers are too good to be true.

but she made a mistake. instead of being alert with you, she ignore those red flags.

she spat a venom on five, giving him illusion of your pretty form approaching him. you suddenly appeared behind her and give her much worse, manipulating her consciousness.

what makes you a psychopath is you have fun controlling people's minds, much to jayme's dismay.

in her point of view, you're everywhere. your whispers are all over the place that she didn't even noticed she's on the edge of the stairs.

you kicked her off, causing her to roll down off the stairs. no one should underestimate the power of mental manipulation.

as usual, five is still making out on air. you know who is on the illusion of his. your face morphed to a tomato, swiftly dismissing the effects out of him.

five realizing he's hallucinating, he quickly regain his posture. "five come on. we have to get going."

the moment he saw your red ears, he knew he messed up.

reblogs and comments are highly appreciated!! -pamcake

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#five x reader #five hargreaves x reader #the umbrella academy x reader #umbrella academy x reader #tua x reader #wanda reader #wanda yn #headcannon #hcs #pamcake's writings 🥞

[mieczyhale]

#re doing this poll bc i hadnt tagged everything the first time and that doesn't feel fair #not all the hc ones are mine. some are just popular #klaus hargreeves #camilo madrigal #lafontaine #dax #theo putnam #tony sawicki #desire #eddie munson #steve rogers #viktor hargreeves #the umbrella academy #encanto #carmilla #star trek ds9 #chilling adventures of sabrina #orphan black #sandman #stranger things #captain america #maison speaks

[90s-html-lesbians]

diego will grump or poke fun about it a lot but he loves helping and/or teaching his dysfunctional ass siblings how to deal w basic chores and life hacks

#tua #the umbrella academy #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #ben hargreeves #luther hargreeves #headcanons #hcs #umbrella academy

[laundrybear-cloud9]

vanya/viktor hargreeves headcanon

when they were younger, they'd spend so much time searching and searching for proof that they did indeed have power, just that nobody knew what it was

'rare superpowers'

'invisible superpowers'

'uncommon superpowers'

'how to prove you have superpowers'

#vanya hargreeves #vanya #viktor #viktor hargreeves #the umbrella academy #tua #umbrella acedmy #headcanon #hc #hcs #tua hc #umbrella academy headcanons #makin me sad