The vampires got a cat PART 3/3 馃樅馃
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i think we spend sm time joking about how Lestat describes himself and his outfits super vainly that we forget that he also dedicates an unusual amount of time to picking apart his highly specific vaguely weird insecurities. Like ok lestat we get it ur mouth is a little too big for ur face and ur nose is too small for ur mouth and ur feet r off-puttingly small and petite for a 6 ft man and ur skin looks like porcelain in a creepy way and ur forever hard statue like dick makes u look inhuman don't worry we still love u
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dracula turns into a black dog. carmilla turns into a black cat. so,, which one would iwtv characters turn into??
lestat: definitely a dog. obviously
louis: i'm feeling cat
armand: also a cat probably
claudia: a dog. but a little puppy that barks all the time at the bigger ones
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Sometimes babygirl is a 100 year old French vampire who has issues and is lowkey toxic 馃巰馃挀馃尭
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What Vampire Era y'all in right now? I'm Lestat in his dirt nap years preceding rock star status. I'm moldy gator vomit NOW but just you wait all I need is some sleep and then it's vive la r茅volution.
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I opened my copy of The Tale of the Body Thief & immediately had to close it again because of this silly little annotation
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fucked up vampire who sucks COCKS instead of blood. ha ha. I Will Just Say Anything On This Website
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Dumb post canon armand comics part 2
Based in my headcanon that since armand is described as hella androgynous and gets mistaken for a girl in canon I think that in the yr of our lord 2024 he鈥檇 probably be mistaken/perceived as transmasc often enough, which would lend itself to some confusing situations for Mr 500 yrs old. Bro thinks that he鈥檚 getting harassment for being eternally young bless his heart
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