#these damn rich people

[warcats-cat]

Can we talk for a second about how absolutely wild it is that there are some (rich) people who are just *offended* by the idea of a poor person experiencing joy?????

I work at a really high end clothing store (I'm in the coffee shop, so I already get looked down on by these people because I have a black tee shirt and apron on that are both covered in milk), and right now we are having our big anniversary sale, so they hired a DJ to like play music and hype people up.

I have to walk upstairs to get some supplies, and I have a bad knee rn so I use the escalator in the store instead of the hidden stairwell. A lot of the baristas use the escalator.

Anyway. The DJ is playing a song I really like; generic radio pop that has the bass way boosted, but it still is fun???? So as I'm walking to the escalator I'm bouncing a little, dancing a little. Nothing big or disruptive.

But I get on the escalator and I had no less than seven rich old white people giving me the dirtiest looks. God forbid I serve coffee and actually enjoy my job.

God forbid poor people find joy in their lives.

#warcats rants #warcats angry #like smh #i couldnt buy these shirts unless i saved two paychecks #yall dont even tip me #stay in your own lane #these damn rich people #and the best part #i was going upstairs to get a cookie #for a customer #because we were out of the one she wanted #but the restaurant upstairs had one left #so i was providing above and beyond servece like management wants #she was nice at least #just >.>

[genderqueer-karma]

feeling like haruhi fujioka in this bitch

#yo it's d :) #these damn rich people #should i tag? maybe maybe not #i'll decide later

[greensaplinggrace]

the babygirlification of porsche is fucking insane btw. this is the guy that would've let kinn fucking die in an alleyway if the dude hadn't promised him money. he's got his priorities and at the top is always chay. like there's a lot of ruthlessness to be had in surviving to protect your only family

#also people make him out to be the Noble Poor archetype so damn much #girl if kinn offered him a motorcycle he wouldn't be protesting it like some blushing maiden #he'd be taking advantage of it like absolutely nothing else #if he had a rich boyfriend he'd be mlking that thing till the cows came home #porsche kittisawasd #kinnporsche #kinnporche the series #also i hate that the show made so many people think he's stupid #like he can be a dumbass but he's also wicked smart

[lastoneout]

this is my entire stance on the "american food is bad" discourse summed up

#there are two distinct times when american food is bad #when it's people who are well off or rich enough that all they care about is appearances and how expensive the ingredients are #bcs they don't care about taste anymore it's a status thing #and also when it's stupid gentrified gimmick restaurants basically following the Cesare from Big Top Burger formula #where it doesn't matter how it tastes #it's just about it looking cool or having a gimmick so influences will come take pictures and give you tons of free advertising #that's when american food is bad #bcs rip to y'all but I grew up dirt fucking poor around other dirt fucking poor people of all races and backgrounds #and we COULD cook y'all under the table with these things #when all you have for food is hamburger helper and canned soup well damn you learn how to make it taste good #also those two bad times are NOT unique to america AT ALL #remember the Australian fish and chips that had activated charcoal and looked like actual shit? #this ain't an american problem this is a fucking rich people problem send tweet #this is also why I can't watch chopped anymore #the way they talk about ingredients like those like they're worthless and they can't believe people would eat them #like cool glad you grew up well off enough to afford real people food #the rest of us had to learn to make velveeta taste good and you know what #I could cook your ass under the table with velveeta and all those other 'cheap' ingredients you're mocking

[volleypearlfan]

four episodes into ouran

^classism is also applicable

#tamaki is my favorite male dumb blonde #tied with Johnny bravo #he’s such a golden retriever bf #damn these rich people #ohshc #ouran high school host club #ouran #tamaki suoh

[pcktknife]

man i dont remember what store i was in but like some months ago i went to the mall and there was this blazer like 'aw cute' mom goes check the price tag that bitch was like $300 💀

#tbf the mall we were at was a Rich People mall there was normal stuff too but all them big fashion brands yeah #thinking abt it now pissing me off who's gonna buy a damn $300 blazer (rhetorical) #kae.txt

[freaky-flawless]

Something that's really irritating me about the Off-White doll is that when you look at the concept art, she has 0 monster features aside from her green skin. Her monster type was such an after thought, and that's why its so poorly reflected in her design. Like she's supposed to be a fish (I think) where are her scales? Where are her fins? For such an expensive doll, I expected more than just a reused face mold, and a very easily recognizable one at that.

Her concept art really looks like a pale Casta Fierce. And honestly, I would probably like her more if that was the direction they took. Instead of being completely new, lazily designed characters, they could have done something like "Casta Fierce modelling for Off-Fright" or something, and added a witchy twist to the actual Off-White look. I mean, it would still be grossly overpriced, but I guarantee she'd sell better, especially considering Casta only ever got one doll. And it would've been SO PERFECT for an October Friday the 13th release.

#monster high #mattel #mattel creations #casta fierce #off-white #at least that one doll has a cool thing going on #it looks like their using the original concept they had for river styxx with the whole see through skin #where you can see her skull underneath which is cool #the dragon(??) doll would be cool if it didnt look liker her horns were just on her hat #and for a dragon her design is so fucking boring like come on #and aside from her wings and fake horns she also light on monster features #not even fangs?? damn... #idk what the hetereochromia girl is meant to be #apparently they're all available in actual off-white stores #looking on mattel creations it really looks like they're grasping at straws to try and sell her to people #text post #i dont even really know what to say about the clothes #i feel like a lot of rich people might buy them without even really knowing what mh is just for the novelty of doll sized designer clothes

[bruciemilf]

Positively bonkers for a spoiled brat, 20 something Bruce being booted to farmer Clark Kent to "make an honest boy" out of him

Luckily, Thomas' old college friend, John Kent, thinks his boy might help Brucie Wayne just fine. (He's totally not playing matchmaker, nossir

After those horrible rumours he spread about Local Saint (TM) and family friend Carmine Falcone, there was no way but down. " He's a crook, scheming, fake mobster trash and you KNOW that!"

" Bruce; It's one thing to be nasty. It's another to be nasty towards others." Thomas and Martha are at the end of their rope; Their baby is adorable, but they can't enable his behaviour more than they already have. " Now you're going to be nice and not DIFFICULT, so Alfred can stop chewing us out, okay?"

oh bruce is hot and fuming silently, but Thomas and Martha are long gone, their Corvette vanishing in Smallville's golden dust.

" Thanks for this." hissing like a disgruntled kitten, Bruce easily picks up his bags.

Clark hums, says he'll do good work around the stables with those arms after all, and Bruce raises an eyebrow. Snorts. " You're funny. It's good to know you're funny,"

and Clark IS smiling (and ofc the bastard has the prettiest most heart melting smile, too) but it inspires no humor.

"... You're serious."

" Like Mother's Day."

" Okay, this won't take long. So, how much? Papa didn't leave me enough, I only have like, a couple thousands on my card, but is that gonna buy your silence on me bailing out of here? I have a spa appointment in, -"

" I don't think the rats in the barn can do your nails, but we can try."

"...Rats?"

" You know, those things with long tails and big teeth?"

" Very funny," Bruce is DISTURBED. '' Well I can't go anywhere in half of what I brought. Shame."

Something about that glare tells him he should stop talking and Bruce isn't good at that, but he makes an effort.

He looks around; It's an adorable house really. Looks almost identical to one of those dollhouses he played with as a kid.

" Cute place. Really elegant for the budget. But where are you gonna stay?"

Clark is amused; Albeit a little, but amused none the less. " There's a nice shoe box around here. I'm sure I'll fit there if I'm stubborn enough."

" ... No way."

" Yes way."

" But - but, there's only ONE shower?! Only one bathroom? I can't live like this!"

Clark shrugs his ridiculously toned shoulders and points to the barn, " Your second option isn't looking too hot, darlin'. " Then leaves Bruce alone, a blushing mess of satin shirt and muddied shoes.

He screams, " I HATE YOU!" To the trail of tires that left him in that horrible place before driving off back to Gotham, to their sweet Rosé and designer clothes and his beloved Alfred. Only for a few minutes. " ... I didn't mean that!"

At least the ducklings are cute. He fails at most chores, but he plays with them and tries to sneak them into the house, " Because it IS cold for them, CLARK!"

#farm au #bruce wayne #no capes au #clark kent #superbat #smallville has three adorable rascals by the names of dick jason and little baby timmy that steal bruce's heart #they're all alone and well known in the community for scamming people but especially rich tourists. he falls for it. but what babies scam #for FOOD and BLANKETS and baby formula? they're all alone with no one to take care of them and damn it. bruce always wanted babies #batman #dc #dc imagines #bruceclark #bruce x clark #text #text post #writing

[rinadragomir]

Guys...we have no other choice but to unite and chip in so we finally get proper Sophideon, Gabrily and CharlotteXHenry arts. it's not my will it's a duty

#cassandra jean #my beloved #if i was rich #i would become her endless sponsor #i hope those 6 people who payed for that HAVE A DAMN GOOD IDEA FOR ARTS #tsc #seasons of shadowhunters #shadowhunters #gabrily #sophideon #henry branwell #charlotte fairchild

[fishareglorious]

I think it still makes me laugh that Madam Z and Tennant share the same CN voice actor. i don't know what would be more funnier: a role swap or a personality swap between the two.

#reverse 1999 #madam z #tennant #actually madam z has the same eng and cn va too #while tennant has different cn and eng ones. which makes sense lmao imagine british woman having a audible chinese accent #i don't know tennant's cn voice though. someone check for it and tell me if it somehow sounds the same #like obviously they have different personas to play but can you pick out that they have the same va and all that #certified storm moments #in terms of role swap chapter 4 would just be damn funny. filibuster to pass the storm reformation draft? NO. just seduce the vice #president and some of the committee. somewhere in the world this random ass theoretical physicist has been wanted in several countries #for scamming rich people with diamonds. how does z do it? fuck if i know.

[thermodynamic-comedian]

ok so. gwen DEFINITELY went to a private school. but i also feel like lena went to a public school. and that almost summarizes the core difference between them

#alice making a joke about how gwen must've been excluded from all the cool rich girl groups in school #and that's why she's Like That #meanwhile lena's standing ominously in the corner #thinking about every physical altercation she was involved in as a kid #me writing this post knowing damn well im finnish and dont know what the fuck private schools are or how they function #all i know is. theyre for rich people #which gwen is and lena isn't. so. #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp headcanons #gwendolyn bouchard #gwen bouchard #lena kelley

[cinnaminsvga]

actual conversation i had with my dental hygienist

hygienist: so what did you study at university?

me: chemistry...

hygienist: damn, no wonder you look so sad!

#this is especially funny now that i got a new job and it has like... barely anything to do with my degree LMAOOOO #mostly bc the job market is rough rn and i kinda need the money more than anything... but damn LOL #and then he proceeded to give me a speech about his own road to becoming a hygienist #how he started in business but then hated it so he started dj-ing #then found that he got bored of it and so he went to med school. but found that too much of a hassle as well #so now hes in dental school and working as a hygienist as he completes his schooling and is NOW debating on changing careers again #and like noah fence to the guy i know he was trying to be encouraging about how 'ur degree shouldnt shackle u to one type of career' #but also his carefree nature is sending alarm bells in my head bc the only ppl who speak like that are people who can Afford #to soul search like that. bc if i knew my parents are there to catch me if my new venture failed #damn i'd do fucking whatever i wanted to as well!! but ofc idk if hes really rich like that #he did have an aura tho. rich people aura. they got a way of talking sometimes... especially western ppl.... #ANYWAY.... just wanted to share how i got scalped with my mouth wide open filled with blood thank u for listening to my ted talk #zee talks

[tay-likes-toons]

Parent Reveals from YFM's The Trauma Song (depicted: Puff's Father, Puff's Mother, DeeJay's Step-Father) Observations regarding each-

Puff's Dad: Absent from his son's life either because he died, ended up in jail or just straight up left the family. When he was there, he would hit Puff with a belt as punishment like his own father did to him.

Puff's Mom: Emotionally negligent, seemingly too strung out on pills or booze to actually parent her son. Seemed to be mostly in a drugged up state, probably didn't do much or step in at all when Puff's dad would hit him. Let her in-laws raise her son.

DeeJay's Step-Father: Seems to have been an alcoholic, would physically harm DeeJay or destroy his possessions if he caught his step son doing anything even remotely feminine. Definitely a major contributing factor as why DeeJay once held transphobic views.

#your favorite martian #analysis #tw child abuse mention #yes I know Puff's mom previously appeared in Rich People $h!t and Damn I'm Ugly

[kitkat1003]

Frankly to the Watcher fans being mean as fuck to Ryan and Shane for this decision and calling them greedy mfers, you are uninformed, mean, and frankly I'm happy to see you go

#watcher #man yall love supporting indie content until you have to put your money where tour mouth is huh #you have 0 clue about the exact figures watcher makes nor what the people in it make #and yet youve decided theyre rich and greedy #and not that yt is a platform that is sanitizing itself so that any content they decide is too dark or political (on the leftist side anyway #or just has someone sayibg fuck to many times isn't advertiser friendly #just stop watching then #the entitlement to free content is disgusting these days god damn

[gaffney]

✨i’m losing it, all i get is jealousy, jealousy ✨

#the mighty ducks #charlie conway #adam banks #and a little #jesse hall #because i do be pushing the 9line agenda always! #me: did you know jealousy jealousy by olivia rodrigo is a song about hockey boys and classism #this started out as a joke #but i think it would make for an interesting dynamic #i'm clearing out my drafts! #but while i'm here #it's really so interesting #how adam changed for the better #going from that 'i'm better than you' hawk mentality to being humbled #and how jesse changed for the better #going from 'cake-eater (derogatory)' to 'cake-eater (affectionate)' because he realized not all rich people are terrible #and charlie just did the opposite and regressed??? #literally went from 'let's give bombay & banks a chance :)' to 'eat the rich i hate all y'all preppies' #and i get it's because they needed a conflict and classism is a big part of d1's storyline #but damn charlie tell us what happened between age 12 and 14 #like ok #realistically i still think it's because they just gave him half of jesse's personality #to give him that role of a leader he never was in d1/d2 #but obviously they weren't gonna point that out in the movie #but i wish they'd at the very least explored charlie's sudden resentment #and the conflict between adam and charlie #instead of having them fight and then make up(?) without as much as a talk!! #i think there's a lot of things d3 got right #but even more that they got wrong #ok this turned into me rambling

[tinylilvalery]

What y'all didn't understand about Bitey was that it wasn't this moment where Tomshiv suddenly became equal and safe to be themselves both truly. It was entirely on Shiv's terms. They only play Bitey because Shiv initiates it and tells Tom to bite her hard.

Listen, Tom got Shiv the Scorpion. I love you. You kill me. I kill you. Yeah Tom started to think maybe Shiv could love him as he loves her: in his entirety and not just the nice parts.

And then Shiv punishes him by shitting on his reputation at a party they're throwing together as payback by spreading rumour he's gonna be fired,,, all cos she didn't like the scorpion, and furthermore the idea of you kill me I kill you, we stab each other, we both get to bite each other, we both get to hurt each other - not just you hurting me, we're both scorpions, we're both equal, you sting me and I sting you. We're equal.

But they're not and they never will be. Cos Shiv loves like her father does: an owner that kicks a loyal dog to see how quickly it returns. Cos Shiv expects Tom to love it when she hurts him, but it's not allowed for him to hurt her back, to sting her back, to bite her back. Cos it's not about equality in a relationship for her, sorry, it's about playing with power dynamics for her in a fetishistic way. It's exciting for her when Tom bit back because ultimately she told him to and moreso could stop it at any time. It's only allowed under her circumstances - of which she's still in power always. She'd never allow Tom to be equal to her truly.

#the perversion of power #rich and powerful people having power fetishes where they're powerless #it's hot for them because being powerless isn't their life. it's not more than a fetishistic fantasy that they can delve into and step out #of any time they want to #Shiv is a nepo baby. her political career was afforded to her by her father's name. her career at waystar was given to her by her father #she's part of the 1% #she is one the most privleged people in society with endless power and finances #and listen #im not saying all of this means you shouldn't ship tomshiv #im not saying any of it even means you shouldn't ship them #cos seriously go the fuck ahead and enjoy yourselves fr #but the whole bitey thing was SO misinterpreted damn #you think Shiv ever wants Tom to actually be her equal #NEVER. #tom wambsgans #shiv roy #succession hbo