this promo photo makes me cackle like wtf are you reaching for he’s right there.
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colin: wanna play a game?
isaac: sure bruv, what are the rules?
colin: i say something i overheard roy saying and you have to guess if he said it to an actual dog or to jamie
isaac:
colin:
isaac: i’m in gimme a sentence
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The 'Quagmire' episode had me laughing so hard bc mulder and scully getting stranded on that rock was basically a really convoluted version of the only one bed trope and for WHAT REASON? So that they could talk about cannibalism and moby dick
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I literally NEED to know about how Sel, Nick, and Wil interacted as a group before Bree simply because they're all so weird.
Like I love them but once you stop suspending your disbelief they are truly the oddest group of people and I want to talk about it.
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haha forgot my tumblr existed hi cool kids
anyways i got bored and made a little doodle to play around with human anatomy and make a silly design of sona. shes a silly little guy.
i almost never draw humans can you tell?
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The natural progression of lees blog is
Horny —> trans rights —> what the fuck even are turtle dicks
And I’m living for it
JGFDHGDHGFDHGFDJGD you're right wtf are they bro
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ocs :3 their names are Furomi and Aito and theyre made out of honey (literally) and i absolutely despise them (i have two pages worth of their lore and backstory)
i present the worst siblings ever!!!!!
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@minarcana said: [ pressure ] sender puts pressure on receiver's wound - laurel+zenos. he can die when she gives permission :/
the scions were nothing but trouble, zenos quickly found himself learning. he knew they had a tendency to throw themself directly into danger, even when seemingly outmatched. unfortunately this included the small red mage laurel's so fond of. her violent outbursts were usually amusing to the former prince, when the matter called for such. this time he'd watched the girl charge head first against an enemy preparing a strike ; feet already moving towards them without a singular thought or real plan.
if the child was grievously injured, how would the scions react ? how would laurel react ? he cut the grotesque beast down before it could even reach alisaie, barely noticing the blade cutting through his torso 'til making sure the girl was out of the way. zenos says nothing, even as his scythe drops to the hardened earth underneath him. his knees fall after, wordlessly looking up once laurel appeared by his side.
" idiot. i could have handled it. " alisaie's voice doesn't carry its usual insulting tone.
odd, but he holds his focus on laurel instead. his skin's paler than it should be, nearly white. " you should get a handle on your little ally. her life holds value to you, does it not ? " bleeding out or otherwise, he'll take a chance to scold his dearest friend. his love. so long as their hearts continue beating as one, he cannot bring himself to regret protecting her people. maybe even he would anger if she got hurt. he's too disoriented to worry on that. " you do look lovely with my blood staining your hands. "
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someone just tried to get my attention while i had my headphones in but by the time i noticed they gave up.
what would a neurotypical do in this situation?
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