#theyre very stupid

[ninjasmudge]

hes just contemplating the State of Things

#cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #cotl ratau #narinder #my art #expect stupid cotl stuff from me for a bit theyre very easy to draw

[gunstellations]

a little family

#buddy daddies #my art #doodles #sometimes a family is an two misfit assassins and the daughter of the guy you offed and thats a okay #but lets not talk about that #we love healing in this house and how do you heal if not after suffering #reis journey through depression and kazukis journey through grief #what 1 little girl does to a man #its 5 am all i can offer are doodles but i love them very much #i know we do reasonably get to call them cowards for not making it gay (esp at the end bc come on) #but i do love whatever relationship they have going becuase theyre just. Thats marriage babe.... #theyre not going to be doing any dating with that committment that is the most domestic ass setting ive ever seen #everyone and their mother assumes theyre married/dating and doesnt even question it because theres NO QUESTION T O ASK #only the people involved apparently dont know theyre married #ok nvm they were cowards for not making it gay. but again. theyre clearly married your honor. theyre just a little stupid

[axoqiii]

akito shinonomr...

(+ zooms)

#onto the blorbo list he goes #um hi Yeah ive played proseka for a while now (2 years?) but the fixiation grabbed me full force this time #there is no more escape #i think akitoya is very funny theyre incredibly stupid in the most ridiculous ways possible #shinonome akito #aoyagi toya #akitoya #pjsk #proseka #pjsekai #my art #akito shinonome #toya aoyagi #half of the tags didnt show through the first time sobs

[rocketmoment]

SHOCK !!!!

#roblox #roblox art #regretevator #infected regretevator #jeremy regretevator #unpleasant gradient regretevator #regretevator unpleasant #look at these idiots #theyre so dumb smh smh #i like thinking of these 3 as a very dumb trio getting into the most stupid shit 24/7

[qwakque]

BEEN OBSESSED W/ @deezneezz OUTFIT DESIGNS FOR A WHILE AND I FINALLY GOT TO DRAWING SOME OF THEM!!!

also a lowk jamiazul lover theyre so overthinking and funny

#azul gives jamil a gift or whatever after hours of research and jamils like. wtf is this a threat #think theyre both very clumsy when it comes to affection so thats fun too #both thinking yeah. i can make use of this guy muahaha evil manipulation but theyre actually just stupid #BEEN GOING ISNANE OVER STUFF DENIZ’S WORKS AND AUFHHHH #theyre very cool check em out #I LOVE THE WAY THEY DRAW JAMIL #ITS #HES SO BEAUTIFUL #I LOVE ALL OF THEIR OUTFITS FOR HIM #AND DONT MENTION THE HAIR…AUUUFH THE HAIR ITS SO LIVELY AND PERFECT #AND I LOVE THE WAY THEY DRAW POSES LIKE #HOW DO THEH LOOK SO NATURAL.. #twisted wonderland #twst #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #twst fanart #jamil viper #azul ashengrotto #jamiazu #azujami

[piosplayhouse]

Honestly the more I think about it the more I really think the sun and moon dew mushroom rlly should've been an amorphophallus instead

- extremely rare and take an immense amount of expertise and tedious care and special conditions to bloom (to the point where one blooming is an incredibly proud event for gardens and often publicized to draw visitors nationwide)

- on average take 5-7 years, sometimes even 10 for some varieties, to reach maturity

- human sized

- called the "corpse flower" (because it smells like rotting flesh)

- weird penis shape

- variety called amorphophallus yaoi

#prefacing this by saying i doubt teen mxtx was a big horticulture studier #and this is my own fanon exposed point or whatevr but ive always been kind of ? at how people call peerless cucumber a 'plant body' #when hes really a fungus #a fun guy even #if i had to scientifically explain id guess mushrooms were chosen because theyre decomposers #so it would make sense to feed it blood and qi. but also like everything about the growing process is very much plantlike #like they grow it from seed right ?? mushrooms dont have seeds ?? #is it actually a plant thats just called a mushroom?? #whatever stupid airplane stupid stallion novel logic * dies mad #svsss

[spookberry]

I put them next to each other casually without much thought, but I've had to redraw them in this set up so many different times in the development of this project that I kinda ship them now??? like why are they always lookin at each other like that

#my art #vampire debutante #they dont even have names #but its funny in the very vague concept of these twos characters yellow is like the hunk that all their peers are kind of obsessed with #tiara and niamh even fight over him sometimes(for status reasons not cuz theyre into him) #but i was imagining red as like a bit dorky but sweet #girls arent into him really but they dont turn him down when he asks to dance or tries to make polite conversation #in an earlier draft i was gonna have a bit where Niamh and Tiara are both vying for red's attention and Niamh wins so they dance #Tiara's only other option then is red who isnt as hunky as yellow (L for her) as she needs a dancing partner to show up niamh with #but i didnt wanna animate the stupid little dance battle so i didnt do that #now the boys are just hanging #but the fact that i keep drawing yellow making eyes at red is so funny like thats just supposed to be his default expression but #do you think hes really into red and half of his showboating is just to try and get this dweebs attention but literally nothing works #meanwhile red's just sorta accepted his role as the dweeb that no one's into #oh my god

[girlfictions]

something i've unfortunately had to come to terms with and urge you all to keep in mind is that there is often no good faith conversation to be had with a zionist — these people are well aware that thousands of palestinians have been murdered in the past month, that the 1948 nakba was one of the most horrific displacements of a human population in history, that israel is currently carrying out ethnic cleansing with full endorsement from the united states — they simply don't care.

attempting to appeal to their sense of morality will not work when these people don't see palestinians as human beings; they have no moral conscience to speak of.

#palestine #usually i'm the loudest proponent of debate as you all well know but in cases like this theres just no amount of proof/evidence that will #change their minds i fear.. the israel propaganda is so laughable and yet some people are just . very very stupid #the only time i engage with zionist rhetoric is on tumblr where at least i can use my platform to show other people how to combat propagand #bc if theres one thing a zionist will be it is loud and wrong #hence why theyre still clinging desperately onto '40 beheaded babies' and other equally made up stories #so yes definitely do call out/dispute zionists where you can #but just remember which battles are worth it #i say this after engaging with one of the most braindead people i've ever seen on this website but c'est la vie !

[alagaesia-headcanons]

Being super dramatic is a family trait shared between Eragon, Murtagh, and Roran, but in different ways. Eragon is especially dramatic when he's making decisions, but not always in the way he talks about it. Particularly later in the series he can be quite frank and even about bat shit choices, for example, when discussing that he's decided to leave Alagaesia for the rest of his indefinite life because he had his fortune told once. On the other hand, Murtagh is usually quite practical with his actual decision making, but he does love to make a dramatic spectacle. Like the way he takes Zar'roc from Eragon as a way to reveal that they're brothers, he's so extra.

And then there's fucking Roran who trumps both of them by being infinitely more dramatic in both way. The theatrics are constantly off the charts with this man. Completely unhinged with zero chill, he always takes the most over the top option available in every situation and makes such a scene of it. His fucking speech to convince the villagers to leave Carvahall, the way he insists on going through the boar's eye, his ploy to scare the empire away from their camp at Aroughs solely with feigned overconfidence. This man contemplates every possible way to murder Nasuada's guards while waiting to see her and believes they must be thinking the same about him, like no babe, it's just you, no one else is this melodramatic and feral

#eragon #inheritance cycle #eragon shadeslayer #murtagh #roran #and this is only a very small sample of him being crazy #NO CHILL #EVER #also no sense of self preservation lol #murtaghs the only one who got any of that #i love them theyre all so stupid

[zvaigzdelasas]

"Xi Jinping is personally carrying fentanyl into the US and selling it on the streets" becoming a sensible bipartisan talking point now rly solidifies my gut feel that "China/Iran/[Bad Guys] are invading us through the southern border!" is gonna become a more & more prominent bipartisan USAmerican politician talking point like. Within the year

#particularly as venezuela cuba bolivia & nicaragua build stronger ties #but particularly as AMLOs populist anti-americanism becomes more & more popular in MX #& builds an alternative mold for MX politicians to follow against the pena nieto/PRI model #'invading mexico' is going to become a more and more prominent talking point i think #gradually cnn will add more & more pros & less cons to the articles they pen abt it #monroe doctrine never ended #now that theres some kind of thaw w Venezuela their close relationship w Iran is obv gonna become more & more in the spotlight #the 'what do you mean lib? im a socialist!' libs will be very gung ho abt how the poor stupid venezuelans were tricked by their eastern way #same ppl who support cuba doing X but DPRK doing X is too far because they can defend themselves imean because theyre an evil monarchy #(dont ask them what they considered the heritibility of cubas head of state position to be before diaz canal shhh)

[s0fter-sin]

soap and ghost work out together and the second they enter the gym, ghost knows his sergeant’s in a mood. he’s got a comment for everything; poking at ghost’s form and his entire routine, shamelessly checking him out in the mirrors and practically ignoring his own work out until he gets to the weight bench.

soap plops himself on ghost’s hips with a paper-thin excuse of playing his spotter and chats shit about how much he’s lifting for his entire set. “that the best you got?”, “thought you were here for a workout, lt.”, “careful, lookin’ a lil’ shaky there, sir,” until ghost finally sets the bar back on the rack and orders him to switch places.

soap settles under the bar, ghost sitting heavy and imposing on his hips as he looks down at him. he doesn’t look taunting or irritated, he’s blanker than ever and soap just smirks back and lifts the bar.

and fuck is it heavy, more than he ever lifts, but soap’s always put his money where his mouth is and he refuses to put it back up until he gets at least ten reps in. he’s pushing to hide the shake in his arms as the set crawls by, huffing out harsh breaths with every rep, face steadily turning red.

ghost doesn’t say a word, doesn’t even blink as he gets to seven, to eight, to nine-

until the final rep where he crosses his arms over the bar and holds it down.

soap’s eyes widen as he rushes to adjust to the new weight, hands almost slipping as he scrambles to find the new balance point. “christ, lt., what the fuck?” he grunts, the shake in his arms growing worse by the second.

“finish the set, sergeant,” ghost orders, expectant apathy in his voice as he leans heavier on the bar.

he locks his elbows as they attempt to buckle but he can’t move it any higher. “’m fuckin’ tryin’,” he grits out.

he just shakes his head. “i don’t want you to try,” he dismisses. “i want you to lift it.”

sweat pours down soap’s face, panting as he fights against the weight. “ghost-”

ghost stands, pushing down harder as he towers over the bar to get into soap’s face. “lift the fucking bar, sergeant,” he growls.

soap screams as he shoves against ghost’s weight with everything he has until the bar finally slips over the edges of the rack, the entire bench rocking with the force of it settling into place.

his arms flop uselessly back down, hanging either side of the bench completely numb as he pants, too breathless to think as his head spins and his cock throbs.

ghost just pats his reddened cheek as he slings his leg off him and heads over to the exercise bikes; not even sparing a glance at him as he throws out, “‘atta boy, johnny.”

#soaps silent for the rest of their work out #i call this piece if youre gonna be stupid you better be tough #this was inspired by some art i saw on twitter of them working out together and soap sitting on ghost as he bench presses and i just had to #the visual of ghost leaning on the bar completely in control while soaps just fucking dying after being a brat? 🥵 #theyre not even together at this point #soaps just a menace and ghost finds him amusing enough to let him go until he decides to shut him down #very much a ‘know that i let you yap and i can make you stop any time i want’ situation #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #ghostsoap #soapghost #ghost cod #ghost mw2 #soap cod #soap mw2 #cod mwii #cod mw2 #call of duty #we’re a team. ghost team #save post

[pepperpixel]

“put me on a pedestal and i’ll only disappoint you

tell me i’m exceptional, and i promise to exploit you

gimme all your money, and i’ll make some origami honey!

i think you’re a joke!!! …but i don’t find you very

fuuuuuuu~nyyy”

More tagr art!!! Assorted stuff this time! Featuring some cute chibi stuff. Some solo gaz’s, a lil uhhh. Comic of an altercation.. and a very belated Halloween pic I started drawing last Halloween and didnt finish lol. Also featuring lyrics from pedestrian at best cuz that song rllly rlly fits my ver of tak lol.

#invader zim #gaz membrane #invader tak #tagr #iz tak #iz gaz #tak #doodles #there toxic yuri!!! they’re all over the place!!! tak is tsundere insane alien who fueled by revenge it’s gonna be rough! #I think. there relationship would slowly grow and develop as gaz is helping tak w all her injuries #but I think they’d end up having a true true falling out sometime after take fully healed and gets her ship back. #and they’d be split up for a few years maybe? idk how long I’d want it to be. but! yeah. #absence makes the heart grow fonder and makes u realize how fucking stupid u are #and eventually they’d reunite and shit would be better lol #I don’t want them to be at each others throats forever that’d suck lol #theyre just definitely are moments where there at each others throats in the beginning #but they r also moments.. where they both feel true belonging and acceptance. like they never have before… and it blows there lil minds… #I also dO want gaz to go into space at some point w tak cuz that’d be fucking awesome #after they reunite again they can go explore the universe a bit #these r all very half baked ideas btw and also my brains mush cuz ive been drawing all day #so please excuse if said ideas suck. also please excuse all the typos lol #I might change my mind on the them separating idk… or maybe make it a shorter amount of time… idk!! I havent thought thru all this shit lol #it’s not like I’m gonna write a story or actually make a comic I’m just drawing random fanart #I don’t need to have all these thoughts all solidified lol

[nerosdayinanime]

(1)gay fish be upon ye

#tomioka giyuu #giyuu #kny sabito #sabito #sabigiyuu #merfolk #loserboy giyuu posting #fratboy sabito posting #neros art tag #mermaid au #giyuu and his big wet eyes #i finally post fish and its fucking giyuu #design i have for sabito is so fuckoff hard to draw!!! #stupid lionfish fuck #next up hes falling off the boat and scrambling back up like a wet cat for being an asshole to me (<- designed him) #i have like 5 different versions for fish au so far this ones the latest #i like how a lot of my aus im either living viscerally through sabito @ prettyboy giyuu #or im living viscerally through giyuu @ prettyboy sabito. theyre both so pretty. i love them #oh ya with the non-human mermaids like this they dont have lungs and dont have land animal vocal chords so their languages are completely #different from human language sounds and its. very hard/nigh impossible for them to speak eachother's language #my non-human sabito (& hakuji/akaza) is a special little boy bc he Does have air lungs alongside his gills #so he can actually learn to speak human & communicate like that #in one of the aus someone tosses trash in his tank for fun and he throws it back @ them 'OI! THIS AINT THE FUCKIN TRASHCAN!' and it scares #the absolute shit out of them #'alright. who taught the fish how to swear. im not mad- im just disappointed.' #oh yeah little detail giyuu always keeps his nose under the water bc he hates the feeling of water leaving-refilling his nose/mouth area #litol creechur just peeking above the waterline

[luck-of-the-drawings]

smth smth about 'the thing that the character did that you thought was rly rly funny in the moment is actually linked to a terrible trauma that lies within said character.' or wahtever.

#jrwi show #jrwi fanart #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #made this within a short span of wahtever bc i gotta go up to the mountains for my stupid gay job tonight n im trying #nnot to frrRREAAAK THE FUCK OUUTTTTTTi dont wanna work but. get that bread we fuckin shall i guess #ONWARDS TO THE FISH TORMENT!! sometimes flowers feel pain when you trim them before their blossoming. atleast i imagine so #i used to draw gillion with loooong hair tied into a big ol braid. and then it was confirmed that he had short hair when he was little. #AT FIRST I WAS SAD. but then i realized the duality of. when they were little. gill had short hair. edyn had long hair. #AND NOW THEYRE OLDER. and gillion has long hair. and edyn has short hair #both mirroring eachother. looking up to eachother. subconsciously or not. they most certainly care. and most certainly miss eachother. #GILLION ALWAYS LOVED HOW LONG HAIR LOOKs. atleast i imagine so. he hasnt cut it since he left the undersea. sure he wanted to go back home #but even at the very start. he knew he was free in some way now. free to grow out his hair. an adventure would await him before he returns. #he knew it would be a while. so he cant let this go. he cant let this sought-after hair-length get cut away from him again #not yet. not yet. i like to think he loved music too. I SAW SOMETHING INTERESTING A BIT AGO #i see alot of ppl commenting on my baby gill comics like;'i wouldFIGHT this teacher i wanna KILL EM i want them DESTROYED #all very good and nice sentiments! i LOVE the energy here! and it would be nice. to have that catharsis #but the story of young tidestrider is not a story of catharsis. it is a story of agony and being so so small and so special and also so dum #and sucking so bad. and just being a kid and doing the things that a little kid does and so many tired tired people reacting badly to it #youre supposed to be the hero that will save us. our world hangs in the balance and you are the one who tips the scales. #YOU are supposed to SAVE US!! you NEED to SAVE US! CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SQUIRMING IN YOUR STUPID CHAIR!! #you'd think that young tidestrider ought to prevail. and be tucked someplace all safe and sound. #elders gone missing and rotting in a jail. their cultists nowhere around. but theres no happy endings. not here not now. #this tale is all sorrows n woes. you may dream that justice n peace win the day. but thats not how this story goes #BIG ideas for this lil baby gillion series. if anything i make ever gets disproven im killing myself in a well as to poison a water supply

[kayak-lmao]

trad. doodles of @clownpalette 's oc Inka! I love her she's so silly :DD

#art #my art #kayaks dumb doodles #inka #not my oc #<- !!!! #check out clownpalette! theyre a very cool artist! #(who i am also somehow mutuals with which is crazy) #(cause clownpalette is a REALLY good artist so seeing that they followed me was insane lol) #kayak adds a stupid amount of tags to a post #:D ok obligatory tag rant over

[nebulousmedic]

Hey not a ask and you don’t have to answer this publicly but on your nsfw twitter, I noticed you drew the mercs drinking while having sex and I wanted you to know that drunk sex is r/ape/non-con. They’re intoxicated so they can’t properly consent so I recommend editing those pics or deleting them!

Scout is not intoxicated in the drawing. I imagined it happened the next day at night, perhaps? Since I did depict him hungover, or even a couple days after since an 0rgy like that does require proper planning and preparation

Anyway

#anonymous #ask #mun talks #if someone drew dub or non con there's no chance they dont know it anyhow #if you tell them I guarantee you they will know it's problematic content #unless they're very young and still learning there is no way theyre deleting the art either #anyway #please don't assume I draw this kinda stuff. i don't #this is why I don't draw Demo smut ever #mf is literally always drunk and I don't like that #if I do draw him it will be sober #at most I guess I'd draw Sniper having sex while high #but with prior discussion and consent from him and his partner #this pissed me off for no reason #blegh #ik you're just trying to help (I guess?) but I can't help but feel like you think I'm stupid #I'm going back to bed now I'm too moody