#things kids say

[ainawgsd]

My coworker has a 10yo son who wears pink socks for basketball and football (I'm assuming they're his lucky socks but I don't know).

Some of co-worker's friends were giving this kid a hard time about his pink socks.

10yo turns to them and, not breaking eye contact, deadpan tells them, "My grandma has cancer."

#text post #things kids say #i kid you not #coworker says friend told him it made him feel like absolute dogshit #his grandmother does have cancer #but shes doing well #and has nothing to do with the pink socks

[beenjen]

We haven’t gotten everything wrapped or even set out. It’s a work in progress. My daughter noticed that as I was wrapping more presents and filling stocking’s, I didn’t really have much.

So I told her mommy’s get to pick out their own presents (I mean what else am I supposed to say?). So she told me, ‘mommy, it could be that you’re naughty. You should try to be nicer.’ 🤦🏻‍♀️

So I ordered myself some pjs, some facial stuff I’ve been wanting, some bath scrub, et al. Plus C and I bought larger ticket items for ourselves - a fire table for the covered back porch, some new chairs for the front room to have a sitting area, and C a new desk (not to mention the kitchen island I scored).

Can’t have my girl thinking Santa is mad at momma🤘

#kids #things kids say #I buy my own presents

[sotwk]

In the process of introducing my 4-year-old to the world of Transformers.

He is now going around announcing that his favorite robot is "Amazon Prime". 🫣🤷‍♀️😂

#things kids say #kids say the darndest things #mom life #sotwk naneth #boy mom #sotwk personal

[bellas-bad-breath]

Kids give us the wildest excuses when it comes to bed time

#twilight #the twilight saga #twilight meme #edward cullen #twilight shitposting #bella swan #vampire #midnight sun #twilight reinassance #twilight renaissance #twilight renesmee #renesmee cullen #edward and bella #bed time #things kids say

[the-football-chick]

#kids #things kids say #out of the mouths of babes #kids say the darndest things

[ejzah]

Kindergarten girl, talking about a boy: He used to be my boyfriend.

Another girl: And then you broke up with him?

First girl: He ripped a paper and I told him not to.

#work #things kids say #their lives are more dramatic than mine

[jordisstigander]

7 year-old student: "I get to see my cousin tomorrow!"

Me: "Oh, nice!"

Student: "He's been to jail twice."

Me: "Oh..."

Student: "I think once was for fighting."

Me: :I

Student: "He lost."

#teacher life #things kids say #the kid wasn't trying to drag his cousin #but man

[comicdiaries]

He kept calling the stick his "weapon," so I wasn't exactly sad to see it go.

#comic #babysitting #journal comic #things kids say #kids say the darndest things

[hilli98215]

A funny thing happened in class today.

This quarter, we're focusing on Argumentative writing, which is something 7th graders love to do anyway. But before we can get to the stories, we have to do some introduction stuff like vocabulary to get everyone interested.

Like. Today, all they had to do was vocab.

But I have this one student who loves to try to get out of work and tries his hardest to convince me that he should sit by his friend.

I got so tired of him arguing with me I had to tell him this

"I know we're going to be writing an argumentative essay this quarter, but that does not mean that you have to argue with me in class."

It was a moment that I can't believe happened but the kid wasn't offended and went right back to work. Though my favorite comment from the other kids included "You just got burned by ___"

it sure was a day.

@tending-the-hearth I thought you'd find this funny too

#things teacher's say #things kids say #teachers things #so this happened #it was an intersting day #i think the kids were just amazed that i would say something like that #tagged post #random

[intothestacks]

Adventures in Librarian-ing

The Grade 3s have learned a new word.

Now everything is "sus" according to them.

#lol #kids being cute #things kids say #adventures in librarian ing #librarylife #libraryland #elementary school #kids are funny #school librarian #school libraries

[mbrainspaz]

the other day right as I was walking in to work one of the kids class teachers was doing her intro spiel that included, "if you have any questions you can ask me." Then she saw me and added, "Or Numa."

And one of the kids goes: "WHaTs A NoooMA?"

Teacher: *points to me* That's Numa.

me: Hi 🤠👋🏼

kid: 😳

#made up names #chose it myself #non binary things #enby problems #things that happened #life of a texan peasant #things kids say #dialogue from memory

[ainawgsd]

Was reading the bedtime story last night and 10yo suddenly and completely unprompted blurted out "shipping."

I finished the last like 3 words in the sentence and turned to him, "What did you just say?"

10yo: I'm shipping them.

#text post #things kids say #at least he didnt try to explain to me what shipping is #heatherpaw/breezepaw otp i guess #warrior cats

[kindly-whisper-norbury]

Online French Teacher: Bonjour!

My kid's classmates: Bonjour!

My kid: Croissant!

Me: …

My kid: What? I like croissants.

Me: …

My kid: I like baguettes, too.

#kids #things kids say #virtual learning #funny kids #actual conversation

[belleamante99]

Did an evaluation on an elementary age kiddo today, and he was talking about nightmares and said something I thought was kind of brilliant.

“The bad dreams get stuck like water in my ear.”

Kids can be so eloquent sometimes.

#kids #things kids say #speech therapy

[jordisstigander]

Me: "But then James II was overthrown and was replaced by Queen Mary."

Student, sincerely: "Why would anyone call their kid Mary? Such a weird name."

Other students: "Dude..."

Me: "You do realize my name is Mary, right?"

Student: "...oh."

Other students: "Her name is MS MARY!"

Student: *blushes*

#teacher life #he was not being sarcastic either #poor kid just didn't think #I don't think he realized that Ms wasn't part of my name #Don't worry I didn't give him a hard time about it #things kids say

[comicdiaries]

She instantly regretted taking a big bite.

#comic #babysitting #things kids say #things kids do