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insomniac-arrest · 2 years

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#jokes #this was a joke #on spinsterhood and the fact I personally am hot #but now it’s been Interpreted #this IS what I get for mentioning librarians damn

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derekgoffardluver · 2 months

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I <3 Derek Goffard.

(/j this was a joke please don’t take me seriously. My roommate hates me </3)

#derek goffard #tpof mc #the price of flesh #tpof fox #tpof derek #tpof #boyfriend to death #btd2 #btd ren #the price of flesh Derek #tpof meme #btd memes #massive shit post #shit post #i’m sorry #this was a joke #i <3 derek goffard #i <3 him

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spellbooking · 3 months

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MINTHARA BAENRE CALLS A GAY ELF A SLUR (NOT CLICKBAIT!)

/sarcasm

#and no not THAT slur #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #minthara bg3 #minthara #minthara baenre #the way she said it made me DIE #ik its not bc hes gay #this was a joke #my friend minthara is the funniest person I know #bg3 meme

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ryuki-blogs · 9 months

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What have I done

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#this was a joke #but now this set of cursed images exist #so you have to see them as well #fnaf ruin #fnaf ruin spoilers #fnaf mxes #five nights at freddy's #security breach ruin #security breach ruin spoilers #jokes aside I dig the design #just... don't add legs #they literally just stand there

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balkanradfem · 1 year

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(I'm sorry if you hate your cluster! I was trying to put neighbour countries together and wasn't always successful because there's just 10 options)

#feminists #radfem #radical feminism #location poll #if you voted slovenia croatia bosnia etc hit me up i'm in croatia #lets see who has a good chance of meeting up #also i felt silly putting vatican city in there #but maybe we have some spies #maybe the pope #is secretly a radfem #this was a joke #men cannot be radfems #but lesbian nuns can #are any of you here

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elizabethan-memes · 4 months

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Me, battling a childlock lid: do we really need all those kids anyway

#this was a JOKE #because i am STRESSED #and EASILY DEFEATED

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obsessive-dumpling · 1 year

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*my husband minding his own business in the dollar store*: why did you just suddenly stop?

*me, misty eyed, whispers*: I see them everywhere 💚🧡

#bakudeku #bkdk #i made him laugh pretty hard with this one #i put the obsessive in dumpling #katsudeku #decchan #dekubaku #bakugou katsuki #midoriya izuku #bnha #mha #katsuki x izuku #bakugou x midoriya #💚🧡#for the record #for those who don't know #this was a joke

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joron1a-stardustlor · 4 months

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I have reached the pinncale of crackships

#this was a joke #But i dont think its a joke anymore D:#Julzee #Td Julzee #<- proud to be the first to ever use this tag #It was bc my gf's fav is julia #And mine is zee soooo #total drama #total drama reboot #td rarepairs #td julia #td zee #total drama julia #total drama zee #td damien

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cancerian-woman · 5 months

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Sometimes I think about how the writers could’ve placed Bonnie with Alaric and thinks wow the racism might’ve did us a favor here

#this was a joke #but I’m somewhat serious 💀#dria rambles

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doctorsiren · 2 years

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My friend Muna sent that first image in my discord server a while back and so I drew it lol

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theseerbetweenus · 6 days

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Free the pop industry from Jack Antonoff's shackles.

#this was a joke #we love jack #his music production skills are put of this world #but i might like dessner's work more #jack antonoff #aaron dessner #the tortured poets department #ttpd #taylor swift #taylorswift #lana del rey #bleachers

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ghostieeeee · 3 months

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So I got curious...............

Ahem, rating wikihow posts part 1?? 🥰🥰

My first issue with this is that IT WAS RECENTLY UPDATED AND "FACT CHECKED" LIKE WHAT???

DID SOMEONE DO EVERY STEP AND ACTUALLY GET A GIRL BC SOME OF THE STEPS ARE ACTUALLY CONCERNING

(Nothing here is proof read 💀)

Exibit A: (aka. Help??? 🤑🤑)

WHAT IF I LIKE MY BAGGY CLOTHES???? What if I want my clothes so big that people can't see my body. this way, if I get confronted by someone with a weapon, where the fuck they gonna hit? The weapon would get lost in the space between my body and the item of clothing.

Personal safety >>>>>>

Exibit B: (aka. Lie to them 😘)

Yes. Let's use deception. Let's SEEM interesting to gain them interest points (???) The way this is so much for what? Shouldn't they like you for what you already do? For who you already are????

Exibit C: (aka. Kill them 😍)

Unless that's what you want 😃😃😃 don't you just love the idea of gassing your date half to death? 🥰🥰🥰 nothing will ever be more romantic than having them actually faint not for you, but because of your choice of murder technique. LET'S DROWN OURSELVES IN COLOGNE 🤗🤗🤗

Exibit D: (aka. fuck girls 🥰🥰)

Isn't this kinda like.... just weird? Like, yes, let me talk to one girl and drop them as soon as they show no interest. Fuck being friends bc who the fuck would be friends with a- with a- with... with a 🤢 girl 🤢. Also, giving meet up links???? WHAT IF A 12 YEAR OLD BOY IS ON HERE TAKING THIS SERUOUSLY AND ACTUALLY FOLLOWS THE LINK AND ENDS UP TALKING TO SOMEONE FAR FAR OLDER?????

(I refused to click the link out of my deep-rooted hatred for Facebook, so idafk what the link leads to, but this is sketchy)

I'm ngl, I got that far through before I gave up. No way I'm using this as a way to get a girlfriend, ever. Maybe if I was a 10 year old boy, but since I'm neither of those things, no thanks 🥰🥰🥰

I'd rate this a lovely 3/10

#->ghostie speaks!#THIS WAS A JOKE #IM WASNT PLANNING ON USING THIS AT ALL #💀💀💀💀💀💀💀#how to get a girlfriend!!!

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karsyntries · 6 months

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Decided to curse Tumblr with this drawing like I did Twitter.