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daddiesdrarryy · 1 year

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Pansy: Come on, just do it, it’s just a silly prank

Draco: No, Pansy, I’m not going to commit a crime with you. I’m too pretty for Azkaban

Pansy: If you do it, Harry might arrest you in his Auror robes

Draco: ...

Draco: I guess it’s just a silly prank after all, no big deal, I can do it

Pansy *coughs*: Slut

Draco: Shut up, Pansy, let’s do it

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screaming-for-eternally · 11 months

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Ikora: How was your trip to the Reef? Literally every Guardian who ever had to interact with Uldren: I prevented an assassination attempt on The Prince. Ikora: An assassination attempt? How did you stop it? Literally every Guardian who ever had to interact with Uldren: Self-restraint

#this happened at least once #destiny #destiny 2 #ikora rey #uldren sov #guardians #meme #shitpost #incorrect quotes

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the-kittens-of-vol-tron · 1 year

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K: *stumbling into the room drunk*

L: did you have fun babe?

K: hm yeah *lays down on the floor*

L: uhh? Wanna come to bed?

K: *glaring at him* I'm dating someone but thanks

L: right...

#klance #this happened at least once #tw alcohol #lance vld #lance voltron legendary defender #lance mcclain #keith kogane #keith vld #keith voltron legendary defender

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sillysnowden11 · 2 years

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Sand sibilings canon…

Kankuro is the only one who can sew. All the clothes they wear come from him (being skilled in making puppets he sews their clothes and stuff) so he’s kinda like a fashion icon for the sand siblings.

So when Gaara or Temari outgrow their clothes, Kankuro to the rescue to make them new outfits.

Imagine Kankuro with those little glasses with a hand on his hip telling his sister to stay still for the hundredth time while he readjusts her skirt, cutting it shorter when she complains it’s so long. And no matter how much he tells her to wear more she’s like “nope” and takes the scissors to cuts it herself. True rebel, who wants to show off her legs.

Gaara who is watching his every move, and if a needle gets to close to his skin his sand comes and knocks Kankuro to the wall. AND Gaara is like “woops sorry about that again” Kankuro upside down on the wall, just giving him a thumbs up like “no problem little bro”

#temari #kankuro #sabaku no gaara #sand siblings #this happened at least once #they need their own spinoff show

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crowemoji · 1 year

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#this happened at least once #in canon #okay maybe not #art #artists on tumblr #ibispaintx #fanart #genshin #genshin impact #genshin fanart #genshin al haitham #genshin kaveh

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annahi-red · 9 months

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So Ladynoir is fighting this akuma that is difficult to defeat, so she tells Chat to distract the akuma while she seeks help. Chat decides that it's a good idea to IRRITATE the akuma.

So while they fight, Chat talks a lot about things so random and meaningless, that the akuma decides to run away before continuing to listen to him.

We don't know if Shadowmoth or the akuma got fed up, but when Ladybug returns, there are no akuma and Chat waits sitting wagging his tail like a good kitten.

#this happened at least once #miraculous ladybug #chat noir #ladybug #shadowmoth #marichat #adrien agreste #ladrien #ladynoir #adrinette

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lordkingsmith · 2 months

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@augment-techs

#this happened AT LEAST ONCE #with both my Barry Quinn and my Jason Todd when Jason went into law #Bruce was just upset Jason didn’t ask him; Barry knew it was also for street cred with the other lawyers of Gotham #after that Jason never reps him again #but I don’t think a lot of people do rep him more than once

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myreygn · 3 months

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Sanemi:He died naturally

Kanae:you pushed him off a cliff

Sanemi:Gravity is natural

Meanwhile at the bottom of the cliff

Giyuu:Hello darkness my old friend

NO POOR GIYUU 😭😭 (canon)

#this happened AT LEAST once #rey answers #anonymous #demon slayer #kny #incorrect quote #incorrect kny

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dopepoisonivyoncrack · 11 months

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He straight up said "General Dick" huh....

*Goes to temple*: So which God is this temple dedicated to? Dick. What? What?

#I did not expected this series to be this funny #ivy shitpost #I need an official blessing tag I guess #this happened at least once

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puppetmaster13u · 29 days

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Prompt 261

“So is no one going to talk about the eldritch space child or…”

“I mean, do you want to get between a child and Batman? I think the only one who could even get close right now is Superman…”

“No you’re right, I think- oh my god the eldritch space child is playing with batman’s bat-ears and he’s not doing anything about it what the fuck I thought only Robins could get away with that-”