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sunriseabram · 5 months
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Andrew: I'm gay.
Renee: I know.
Andrew: ...
Andrew: Do you think Neil knows?
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I was thinking about how one person mentioned Mike and Vanny reminded them of to yaoi meme and uh…
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THIS IS GONNA MAKE ME CRY
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navnae · 1 year
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What if after the whole “bullshit conversation” with Nancy in the bathroom when Steve leaves he sit in his car with tears building up as he thinks about the previous events that just took place. Standing outside having a chat with his friends is Eddie and he notices Steve when he’s walking to his car in a rushed manner. From where Eddie is standing he can see through Steve’s window that he’s wiping his eyes and the expression on his face is just pure sadness. After he’s cried Steve takes a quick glance outside of his window catching Eddie watching him from a distance before quickly turning his head. Steve thinks that Eddie couldn’t see anything and just drove off without thinking about it while Eddie wondered what could’ve happened for Steve to cry like that.
(This would’ve been perfect 😖)
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loganslowdown4 · 3 months
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{Sides Play Monopoly}
Roman: I HATE YOU!
Janus: Oh?? WELL NEXT TIME DON’T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!
Logan: Roman, give Janus your $200, you landed on his property.
Roman: NO! HE’S IN JAIL! I’M NOT GOING TO GIVE MONEY TO A CRIMINAL!
Janus: That’s not how you PLAYYYYY!!!!!
Patton: Why are we all yelling??
Remus: Shut the fuck up padre! You don’t get to talk after stealing my last railroad
Roman: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN
Logan: ME TOO. YOU THINK I WANTED THIS??!
Virgil: *high pitched screaming*
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marmot-bee-person · 2 months
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Scrooge: Comparing Donald and Della is like comparing apples and oranges. Donald: We’re both unique in our own ways? Scrooge: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated. Della: Which one of us is the orange?
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hootbon · 4 months
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🥺
👉👈
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st4r-t3ars · 7 months
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WHY IS THIS SO TRUE
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dumbasssportsboys · 2 months
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this is my masterpiece
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Rita: it would take about 3.8 so four raccoons to fill a men’s size medium trench coat. But if you also want to fill the arms it’s one per arm so 6 raccoons can fit in a trench coat. 
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fyelice · 21 days
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Varadharaja Mannar post Deva breaking his seal.
Varadha: I have to kill him.
Baba: Why?
Varadha: I don't know how to hit on him so he has to die.
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patriamrealm · 1 year
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Wait a minute, if Melli can use the same moves as a voltorb and electrode, does that mean he can FUCKING explode on command?
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Yes! On command and also when he's got some high emotions to things. Fastest way to calm him down. He likes it it's a fantastic release.
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But he also kinda hates it because there's always cleaning involved after exploding since he doesn't want to go around with messed up clothes.
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navnae · 1 year
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When Eddie calls family video Steve picks up the phone clearly annoyed until he realizes who he’s talking to, he turns into a ray of sunshine. Subconsciously Steve outlines a heart on the counter when he’s talking to Eddie with a smile that goes ear to ear on his face.
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jubileesstuff · 4 months
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Percy: Hey! Wanna hear a joke?
Nico: Sure.
Percy: Your life!
Nico: Actually, my life isn’t a joke, jokes have meaning.
Percy: Nico, no.
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aftersamu · 1 year
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HAIKYUU BOYS AS [MODERN] HIGH SCHOOL BOYS a/n: i'm talking about a level of realism that has been ignored for so long, but super accurate because i am in high school and i know everything. keep in mind, they are teenage boys! they're not angels! they're evil incarnate.
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ATSUMU ➢ the guy who carries around the speaker it's the big jbl speaker with the strap. always playing drake, uzi vert, carti, the weeknd, or 21 savage – sometimes there's a sprinkle of UK drill or afro beats. on the way to class there's always something playing.
HANAMAKI ➢ the guy who never shows up we all question how he managed to graduate. the last time he's attended a full week of school was when he was 15. he skips days on end, and shows up on his study hall days.
MATSUKAWA ➢ the plug he's stocked up. disposable vapes, e-liquid, cigarettes, weed. whatever his friends, or underclassmen needs, he's got. he pockets all his lunch money, is not stingy with prices, but always has the best flavours.
SUNA ➢ always late to class he walks slow. in the morning, he takes a detour around the school showing up 25 minutes late and blames it on the bus. always late to exams, and teachers have given up on him.
KUROO ➢ the whore he pulls, and is famous for it. a sort of playboy with charm but bad pick-up lines and doesn't know how to flirt. it's amazing how he gets by with the lack of game.
YAMAGUCHI ➢ the guy who gets adopted by a group of girls there's always one. it's a group of girls that have made him their own, he gets invited to the girls nights in, he knows all the gossip and drama. he watched pen15 when he was younger, and now realised how accurate it is.
IWAIZUMI ➢ dry as fuck don't try to talk to this guy. he doesn't speak unless you're close friends. he's super quiet and just kind of stares. he is dry as fuck, there's no way anyone – other than the bros – can have a proper conversation with him.
OIKAWA ➢ takes P.E / gym too seriously we get it! you like sports, but calm the fuck down. when people find out they're sharing a class with him, they groan and dread it. he's too competitive for his own good and easily becomes the enemy.
AKAASHI ➢ the IB student. complains about work load and getting a five on his summative. hates CAS but consistently meets expectations, wrote his extended essay in a night. says he needs to study but spends more time partying on the weekends. he can be an academic and still be a normal (popular) high school guy, remember that.
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emlovesstates · 5 months
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Oregon: So, are you two friends?
California: Yes.
Washington, : No.
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