-BECAUSE THIS
THIS IS DEFINITELY XIE LIAN PUNCHING QI RONG FOR INSULTING HUA CHENG
BECAUSE LOOK AT OUR BOY
LOOK AT HIM
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School summarized with Hamilton
First semester: I'm passionately smashin' every expectation
Second semester: I am more than willing to die
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🫵🏻 when you spot a newbie in BJJ:
YES!!
referencing this post
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"Small delights – a clear winter sunset through the natural iron grillwork of black trees, a street lamp shining through ice-encased branches, blue sky glittering, and sun on ice-crusted snow. Loveliness, loveliness."
– Sylvia Plath, "The Unabridged Journals"
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Batfam incorrect quotes
Bruce: Tim…
Tim on negative amounts of sleep: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.
Jason: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes…
Jason: …And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Tim: …That took an unexpected turn.
Damian: So did their neck.
Jason: Today at 7 am, Tim poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing.
Duke: I watched Tim brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm.
Damian: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.
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jack: you’re either with us or against us.
spot: i’m against you.
jack: that’s not an option!
spot: you just gave it to me as an option.
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backhoe!bucky: oh noes i'm ruining steve's art career 🙀
backhoe!steve: fambily 🥺 i have fambily 🥹 big raucous fambily who lovbe me 😭
later: strve realizes he is a Parent now 😵💫
also they kiss a lot.
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*Alisaie and Alphinaud skipping stones on lake*
Alphinaud: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Alisaie, whispering: Take that you fucking lake.
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Cosmos persona
Thank you for the tag @wildemaven this was fun!! 😆
NPTs @kteague @undercoverpena @frenchiereading @ezrasbirdie @mermaidgirl30 @morallyinept @notjustjavierpena
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