#this isnt funny

[darby-rowe]

reader: [opens bedroom window] ah fuck. there’s snow on the ground.

coriolanus snow: [splayed out in reader’s front lawn, staring woefully at the clouds, wondering if his dad ever loved him]

#get it?? because… because snow— #[gunshots] #this isnt funny #🧸; dally speaks #coriolanus snow x reader

[claiestve]

𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 ꨄ Alex

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: 🎧

ɪ ᴡɪꜱʜ ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ↻ ◁ ɪɪ ▷ ↺

⎯⎯ ୨ ୧ ⎯⎯

❝ Hung all my clothes in the closet you made

“I can’t believe we’re living together. Like, finally!” 

“I can’t wait to get your pictures in this new setting.”

“Alex!”

“What?!”

Your shoes still in boxes, I send them your way, hoping life brings you no new pain

“Is this my stuff?”

“Mhm.”

“You couldn’t even bother packing it up properly? Wow.”

I rearrange my memories, I try to rewrite our life

“You're good at staying rational until you're not.”

“What?”

But no matter how I try to

“Want to tell me what's wrong or am I supposed to guess?”

And no matter how I want to 

“You really think something's going on between us…?”

And no matter how easy things could be if I did

“I’m sorry about the other night, I was overthinking and my thoughts got the best of me…”

“Yeah, it’s fine. I forgive you.”

“You okay?”

And no matter how guilty, I still feel saying it

“Why the hell am I the last person to know about this? If anything I should be the first. Not only are we dating but you live with me. But you told me after everyone else? After all the people that you don’t live with? What kind of shit is that Alex?”

“I didn't tell you at first because I knew you'd react like this.”

I wish I hated you

“Hey, hey. This… this will be– it’ll be okay.”

“But it’s over now.”

“I know it'll be the end of us but…”

I wish that weren't true

“You know you're my favorite person. You're adorable and clingy. The day hasn't even started yet and I'm falling for you a little more.”

“Go back to sleep, stupid.”

Wish there was worse to you

“You know, Alex. This year has been the best. I don’t even mean it in a weird, sappy way, but I don’t know. You make every year a good one.”

I wish you were worse to me

“Well, you stay here where it's romantic and warm, I'll be back with the hot chocolate, okay?”

Yeah, I wish I hated you. ❞

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that was literally justtt dialogue (exhausting but after yesterday, i had to)

dont worry, the andrew fic is still in the drafts i just got more motivation to kinda finish this after yesterday.

#zsakuva #asmr #sakuverse #zsakuvaxreader #alex #this isnt funny #all i do on here is cry

[kirwell]

More Warrior Cats as Cursed cat images Snowkit

Mistystar

Yellowfang

Spiderleg, Pinestar & Onewhisker @ their kits

Jayfeather

Lionpaw/blaze

Hollyleaf

Cloudpaw

Sol

Goosefeather

Crowpaw & Feathertail

#I forgot to add snowkit to the last one x-x #NO SNOWKIT #I cant stop making these #please laugh #lowkey wished cloudtail just looked like a chonky firestar #spiderleg pinestar and onestar join the Neglectful Father League #wait so..the NFL...? #this isnt funny #warrior cats #wc #warriors #cats #erin hunter warriors #warrior cats memes #cursed cat images #Snowkit #Mistystar #Yellowfang #Spiderleg #Pinestar #Onestar #Jayfeather #Lionblaze #Hollyleaf #Cloudtail #Sol #goosefeather #Crowfeather #feathertail

[dasicality]

A

#this isnt funny #but its funny yano #danny phantom #danny fenton #cujo #danny phantom cujo #my art #digital art #open commissions

[wonkieloser]

Creek should be introduced to weed.

#trolls creek #trolls john dory #trolls jd #weed #I'm sorry #this isnt funny #but it would definitely help Creek chill out cause damn bro

[shotsofsalvation]

guy who doesn't know how to pronounce 'pennies' singing downside: ohhhh the penis on your eyes

#this isnt funny #im not sorry #idkhow #dallon weekes #gloom division #idkhow but they found me #i dont know how but they found me #idkhbtfm #i don’t know how but they found me #downside

[jamieenthusiast]

are u a homestuck?

is

is it that obvious-

#im wearing Dirks shirt right now #this isnt funny #my art #my persona #asks #anonymous

[eemmoorrii]

damn girl are u a springlock suit? cuz id perform with you errynight

#emori’s mailbox #this isnt funny #im bouit to pass out from exhaustngon

[ryoto-kuki]

Feeling a little bit su!c!dal right now but Sterek is my comfort ship (especially the fluff fics)

#sterek #derek hale #derek x stiles #stiles stilinski #teen wolf #this isnt funny #but im laughing #through the pain tho #im going insane #ill be fine #i think #going thru it #life ain't nice rn

[eddieintheocean]

#this isnt funny #im sorry #garden spotted eel #marine biology #marine biology shitpost #marine animals #marine science #marine life #biology #marine #ocean #animals #meme

[aurorasw33tcat]

Actually I think Tim Drake needs to continue with the Red Robin theme but still change his name. I suggest:

- Red Signal

- Red Spoiler

- Red Oracle

- Red Black Bat

- Red Red Hood

- Red Nightwing

Hope this helps xx

#tim drake #batfam #batkids #this isnt funny #if i dont pretend it is i can keep cackling at it #lampshading baby #red robin

[fuck-off-im-ace]

When you watch a show and think that you will understand wtf is happening when you reach the end of the season but then you do and everything is just as confusing and its been cancelled months ago so you know you will never know what it was all about and you will never find peace ever again

#guess who just binged watched 1899!!! #and is fucking pissed about it!!!!! #i am big mad #this isnt funny #1899 #1899 netflix

[maipepperonis]

WTF⁉️⁉️⁉️I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE. IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR SCREAMING CRYING RIPPING MY HAIR OUT. STOO IT😭😭😭me and nankidai have some beef.. ON HIS POST ON TWITTER I THINK IDK IT SAYS “You’ve gotten so big! Keiji!” I CANT BELIEVE THIS.

#your turn to die #kimi ga shine #yttd #death game by majority #yttd keiji #keiji shinogi #i cant do this #this isnt funny #nankidai how could you

[mulchmadness]

Whip out my gock and unload in her face

Call that a HEAD shot

#this isnt funny #but idc #queer #transgender #mulch thinks #maybe she should stop #gockposting #girl on girl violence #its consensual

[hiro-doodlez]

Ink: Is it just me or is it hot in here?

Dream: ink. The house is on fire.

Ink:.. nuh uh

#THIS ISNT FUNNY

[bulkhummus]

@game-warden all part of my evil plan

#this isnt funny #im so tired good night lmao #wtnv #welcome to night vale #carlos the scientist