#this random shit

[aceyanaheim]

“If I keep refreshing ao3 the exact fic I want to read with the exact dynamics and characterizations I want will appear and I won’t have to write it myself” the ongoing saga by me.

#this random shit #dorkiest dork to ever dork #being in a small/dead fandom like #'i dont want to write this i want for it to have been written' lol #meets 'i dont want to write i want to have written' #meets 'what do you mean if i want any content whatsoever i have to write it myself'

[mindflayer-inc]

Batman AU

Batman tells Gordon that he doesn't kill. Thinking that it's a legality issue, Gordon deputizes Batman and gives him a gun and badge. Batman of course doesn't use the gun and just figures Gordon is stressed.

After Joker kills a Robin, Gordon starts to deputize the Batfam members.

Gordon: Next time you see that clown. Take. The. Shot. Rookie.

Robin (Tim, tiny ass 14 year old holding a 45 magnum): Umm... Yes sir?

Batman (plus all the Rogues, minions, and citizens of Gotham when Robin shows up with a 45 Magnum):

#incorrect quotes #batman #batfam #robin #commissioner gordon #bruce wayne #tim drake #joker would probably find it funny #riddler would call cps #random thugs would give batman shit for “giving” robin a gun #yeah 45 magnum isnt standard issue but its funnier if it was

[queenmiii]

#memes #aww #cute animals #lol #haha #random #turtle ducks #funny #funny memes #funny stuff #adorable #cute #funny shit

[suspicious-scarecrow]

#snufkin #moomintroll #moomin #the moomins #moominvalley #mine #my art #doodles #coming back here once in a blue moon just to post the most random shit ever #u never know which fandom it will be. it’s fuckin russian roulette

[chittychittyyangyang]

Listen, you should never film strangers in public without their consent, but I swear there need to be fines or something for people who do that shit in some spaces. For example: I had to go to the ER last night, and some jerk filmed a woman who just came in and was clearly having an asthma attack. She immediately got to go back, and he was unhappy about that. Believe me, I get that it sucks having to wait when you're in pain, but you don't get to pick who deserves care when. The medical system in the US is a nightmare, and the ER could be the worst moment of someone's life. No one deserves to be recorded because some jack ass believes someone doesn't look like they need care.

This is fine to reblog. People who film strangers should be shamed if nothing else.

#ccyy talks #sorry for posting this here but I'm pissed and this shit really needs to stop #For all I know he recorded me too cause I'm young and look healthy but got to go back next #Sorry about your cough buddy but the way things work I was a more immediate emergency #1k #5k #10k #30k #this post clearly has a life of its own now #and in case someone wants to know some clarifications for common points #people in a position of authority/actively hurting someone with the intent to protect/help the person is fine #so cops doctors nurses mental health workers and educators (to name a few) who actively are abusing their power and authority? free game #this post was filming random ass people for Content(tm) #random ass people more so those in distress aren't your content and you do not know the harm you can do to someone by posting that shit #50k

[jewishwizard]

Hey uhh @/nativenews has been posting antisemitic shit and platforming sketchy tweeters can we maybe stop rbing from them

#they post shit like antisemitic conspiracies and #shit that basically boils down to 'its okay to hatecrime jews on hanukkah cuz thats what they get for a state using jewish imagery to kill' #and then afterwards post a bunch of randomized 'good jews' content to cover for it #like no guys i didnt post antisemitic shit haha look i like THESE jews #yeah thats antisemitic bro

[burntblueberrywaffles]

Random poll but I’m curious

#I used to always use the same random name #uquiz alter ego if you will #but now I can’t be bothered so I just keysmash that shit LOL #uquiz #uquizes #uquizzes #poll #polls #burntblueberrywaffles

[nightmare-chaser]

Ive seen multiple posts from reddit refuges that go like "im queer and its so welcoming here!" Or "im nonbinary and dont get quized on my gender here!" Or "im autistic and i can be weird here and yall like it!" And its so fuckin cute its like yes hi hello welcome this is the gay ass autistic website we love special interests we love weird genders we love just saying random shit and the just happy surprised tone of those posts is so wholesome to me like yes! hi! you are in fact the target audience! welcome home

#196 #reddit blackout #theres also been multiple posts that compares them to endangered birds raised in captivity being released into the wild #and yeah i can see it #god but the joy in those posts at being met not just with welcoming arms but delighted ones #like yeah! you can say just random shit! we love thag here! #we dont just allow random special interedt rants we adore them we actively encourage them #theres posts about loving seeing your mutual flood your dash suddenly with some random thing and realising they have a new hyperfixation #its just really cute and sweet

[astronomical-bagel]

SCHLATT FRANK SINATRA COVER??? THE MOUSE SOMG FROM SING??? REAL???

#astronomically random #HOLY SHIT??

[dreamaboutwhathappens]

what a year the past seven months have been

#random thoughts with grace #my edits #taylor swift #tayvis #joever #funny #guys.....this may be my best ever post #i have spent so many hours making this #i started last week and then had to keep adding shit to the end flsjkdsklf #also shoutout to everyone who is in this as well as everyone who isnt #you're all the funniest people i've ever met #thank you for the wackiest year in all of swiftdom #i genuinely cant wait for next year

[aceyanaheim]

me when a character is my age but also the younger in a a dynamic: he’s just a little guy uwu

#this random shit #Mike Ross #Evan R Lawson #Spencer Reid #'acey that is o fish a lly Adult adult age-' me :A Liddle Guy ;a; #...don't look at me #i just find it funny that like yeah i know rationally 'that is an adult' but they are just...babie your honor idk lol

[vestsfriends]

Y’know since like 2019 the Hazbin Hotel fandom has questioned how tf Charlie ended up being such a good person and a kind soul even though her parents are the rulers of Hell-

Welp it’s bc she is exactly like her dad- a funky lil’ goofball

#lucifer morningstar #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel #dad beat dad #spoilers #Amazon prime #my random shit #funny #charlotte morningstar

[thebibliosphere]

I feel like I've complained about Tim's email situation in Gotham Knights before (edit: I have), but the truth of it is just so funny.

He's signed up for so many podcasts, video game streamers, and random news alerts; it's just a constant barrage of data going straight into his constantly whirring brain. Hell, he even floats the idea of the Batfamily having their own podcast as a way to correct misinformation about them (which Jason shoots down instantly), and it's made me realize something.

Timothy Drake would be a YouTuber.

In this universe specifically, Timothy Jackson Drake, the heir to Drake Industries and the foster son of the late Bruce Wayne would be a YouTuber.

Think about it. It'd be the perfect cover. Who would ever suspect that some 16-year-old nepo baby with a YouTube channel could ever be Red Robin? You'd have to be mad. I mean, look at him.

Red Robin just dropped out of literal thin air and garotted someone four times his size, and you expect anyone to believe that's the same kid who does 24-hour Minecraft charity streams and occasionally drops 6-hour video essays (his last one was on Lex Luthor's illegal bit mining operation on the moon)?

That kid?

You think that kid is Red Robin?

Ch'yah, okay, sure. And the Joker is funny 🤡.

#gotham knights game #I'm now incorporating this into all my Tim headcanons across the multiverse #twice a week as part of maintaining his Normal Teenager Identity #he streams random shit on YouTube/Twitch #he's got the full gamer set up in the background #LED lights around the ceiling and walls #rainbow keyboard/headset #mini fridge filled with Monster Energy Drinks #(other streamers have 'take a shot' prompts in chat. his audience has 'drink water before you die') #whenever he hosts a charity stream Bruce makes an appearance in chat via the official Wayne Enterprises account #and promises to match whatever they raise #and then hangs about for a bit to cheer Tim on #he's the epitome of 'are ya winning son?' meme #meanwhile off screen #Tim's keeping an eye on a seperate monitor #and helping Babs run remote ops #if his stream suddenly dies (which is does fairly often) he blames it on the Manor having shitty wifi #and that tracks #it's an old house #it's probably FILLED with lead and dead signal spots #in reality Tim killed the stream because Red Robin is needed #and no one will ever know

[vodkatales]

For old times sake is actually such a heartbreaking and beautiful sentiment. Like, let’s do it for the love that used to be here. It is reason enough.

#random thoughts #long time no update #writing #poets on tumblr #depressing quotes #old friendships #books & libraries #aesthetic #spilled words #fragments of journal #excerpt from a book i'll never write #texts from my ex #existential musings #writerscommunity #literature #words #poetry #heartbreak #sad girl shit #deep quotes #writblr #bookblr #movie quotes #dark romanticism #toxic love #i miss you #love poem #dark academia #light academia #short poems

[ruby-cloud]

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#idk #if you don't love me when i disappear for half a month and roll out with the most random shit ever #then you don't deserve me when i post fanart two times a week /J

[theoverboardgaygirl]

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#memes #funny #lmao #funny shit #haha #lol #funny stuff #humor #lmaooo #funny memes #songs #cleaning #struggle #Lmfao #relatable posts #relatable stuff #relatable #relatable content #random #too real #me af #adulthood #Room #Messy