So I had this weird dream where I was in Asgard, and I was in the crowd awaiting Thor’s coronation.
He was there all proud of himself, but close behind him there stood Loki.
He was feeling miserable, and was thinking that nobody in the crowd would ever want him back (so my dream was probably post Ragnarok, and all the shit afterwards??).
Anyway, I started screaming “Prince Loki!” As to acknowledge his existence. Luckily everybody else in the crowds started screaming the same!
It put a huge smile on Loki’s face, and he actually felt proud and good.
Love my dumb brain sometimes man 🤭
Me when Thor refers to Loki in Disk Wars as “waga ototo” (“my little brother”; Loki defaults to “ani” / “big brother”). [Episode 14 is some good crack, my dudes.]
So basically, a friend gave me the idea for an Avengers personality/role swap au where Thor and Loki are the gods of rain and fire respectively
I miiiiiight do Loki but a emphasis on “"might”“
I just wanna talk about this to someone for a second, so here goes: My school theater class is going to be performing a series of short skits soon, after two months of working on this. We’re a class of freshmen and sophomores. Half of us are gay and want to be here, the other half just got put here because the classes they applied for didn’t have room for them. Our theater class split into groups, each having to come up with something of their own to perform. One group’s theme is “Avengers Game Night”. Doesn’t that sound fun? Let me give you the gist:
-Tony’s “work music” is apparently disco.
-Jarvis’ voice is so metallic and echoey, and it’s played far too loud, so it rattles your teeth.
-The Hulk is just a guy who bought a Hulk mask and Hulk fists, both of which he probably found in the local target.
-Natasha Romanov rolls up and the first thing she does is call herself a snack, then goes to play Just Dance with Bruce.
-The guy who plays Peter Parker actually does a backflip on stage. He’s done it in every rehearsal and each time it’s just as impressive.
-Shuri shows up and gifts Tony with a block of vibranium from her older brother, who sadly couldn’t make it.
-He thanks her and then licks it.
-Shuri plays chess by herself and Peter is doing Twister by himself. Both are less than two feet apart while doing their separate activities and they don’t speak to each other.
-Obligatory “Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good” joke.
-Thor and Loki are both played by girls, which is valid. They have a sibling slap fight on stage.
-Aunt May shows up to drag Peter home by the ear because it’s nine pm and he’s gotta go to bed.
-“Aunt May, not in front of the big kids!”
-Same kid later shows up on stage, now as Steve Rogers, who “just got done saving America”.
-Captain Marvel comes with him and one-up’s him by saying she just got done saving the universe.
-They all come together on the couch to play a game of charades. It kinda looks like the opening of Friends.
-One of the prompts was “a loving couple” so Steve does that thing where he puts his back to the audience and puts his hands around him so it makes it look like he’s making out with someone.
-Then he dissolves into crying over Peggy. “Why, Peggy, why did I have to leave you?!”
-This is his one defining character trait in the whole skit.
-Then, he collapses dramatically on stage. Hulk drags him back to the couch and Natasha pats his back sympathetically.
-Bruce’s turn is next and he pretends to be Superman.
-“Peggy?!” (Steve’s guess)
-No one gets it, so Hulk eventually tells them.
-“Oh. Didn’t see it.” (Carol really be coming for DC’s wig.)
-Also, Ant-Man kinda shows up for a second. Thor jerks back to make it look like she’s been punched by Scott in tiny form, and a cartoony sound effect is played over it, but horrifically out of sync.
-Also, also, there’s a fake potted tree that’s been in the background this whole time, and you might think it was for decoration, because no one acknowledges it, until it’s revealed that it is actually Groot.
-Suddenly, the alarm sounds and the Avengers must save the day again, so they stand in the iconic circle pose from the first movie. But, then Steve decides something isn’t right and that they need wind blowing their hair back, so a SHIELD intern below the stage pulls out this giant fan while the recognizable Avengers music plays.
-“Avengers, assemble!” And they run offstage, except for Thor who’s been sleeping for the last minute or so. I think Loki stays behind to draw on her face.
A performance for the ages, most certainly. Shakespeare could never.
Thor: Wizard protection team?
Carol: Wizard protection team.
Cloak: *thumbs up*
Mark and Ethan today in unus annus was the embodiment of a depressed emo teenager who was forced to spend time with his peppy brother
Loki and Thor
Odin: We have lost touch as a family and it’s time we get reacquainted. Let’s start with an ice breaker game called, two truths and a lie!
Loki: Oh, I’ll go! My eyes are brown, I’m basically sample size and one time…I escaped from a drug lord’s car trunk by bribing them with sex.
Odin: [eye roll] Right idea, but it’s gotta be more challenging-
Frigga: His eyes are blue.
Odin: You did WHAT?
The Avengers (1963) #2
The continuing saga of Janet Van Dyne’s lust for Thor😍
Bonus: Meeting Dr. Donald Blake
tag yourself I’m AsgardBnB
Alas, Thor is no less susceptible to being stabbed than he was in his childhood.
after heimdall and loki die
mom: “i want to comfort thor… in bed”