#thor protector of lesbians

[captainjackscoat]

ok yes Chris Hemsworth but also the Twelfth Doctor is totally an official Protector of Lesbians

#twelfth doctor #peter capaldi #chris hemsworth #thor odinson #protector of lesbians #bill potts

[isobel-thorm]

🖊🖊 REINA FIRST AND FOREMOST 🖊 FAROWYN 🖊 THEO

You also know all these but anyway

Reina

Considering her quality of life falling out of the tree and hitting every “awful” branch on the way down, between the amnesia, losing two of the main people this New Her made, finding out she was engaged to the local tyrant lord and bore him a son, she’s not remotely okay and is the one person that gets closest to making a deal with Raphael just to have some control of aspects of her life- even if he holds the cards.

Befriends Astarion first out of the companions, and once she starts getting glimpses of her memories back, she can totally understand that like calls to like on that front.

Farowyn

Is a Fighter through and through but she does have a reoccuring interest to study being a bard.

Theo

His full name is Theodric and went by it, but come Tadpole Time, upon meeting him Raphael nicknamed him “Theo” to annoy him. It worked, so Theo started going by the name to take it back.

Bonus as this is his tumblr debut: Is Isobel’s baby brother and was often seen as “The Spare” in his family/to all but Isabel herself, so he’s fiercely loyal and will fight to the death for her if necessary.

#OC: Reina #Farowyn the Everlost #Theo Protector of Lesbians #tagged as such to avoid spoilers #but also yeah he’s got the Thor Protector of Lesbian Memes vibes

[we1rd-dan1]

marvel lgbtq+ headcanons

-spiderman/peter parker is transmasc and bisexual

-deadpool is pansexual

-captain america/steve rogers is biexual and is dating iron man/tony stark (tony give me bi vibes too)

-loki is non binary and/or genderfluid and also aroace

-thor is the protector of lesbians

-hulk/bruce banner is aroace

and that’s all , this are just my headcanons

#marvel universe #spiderman #peter parker #transmasc #bisexual #deadpool #pansexual #captain america #steve rogers #iron man #tony stark #biseuxal #loki #nonbinary #genderfluid #aroace #thor #protector of lesbians #lesbian #hulk #bruce banner

[itzdoge-1]

Lesbian Protector

I dont care what you marvel fans think because the true lesbian protector is Alexander Harris. For those of you who dont know who im talking about - he is a character from buffy the vampire slayer and his best friend is a lesbian he is my favourite male character.

#buffy the vampire slayer #xander harris #marvel #thor #lesbian #lesbian pride #lesbian protector

[realgodofthunder]

Hi Thor! Are you aware people call you the protector of lesbians? And do you accept such a title?

Yes I have been made aware of this title many times and I would gladly accept it without hesitation. Many of my good friends are lesbians :)

[jiabeewrites]

Avengers Gender & Sexuality Headcanons, but cleaned up a bit

hello hello! I revisited my old post, and it was messy af and I don't really headcanon a lot of these anymore. SO I PRESENT TO YOU:

The Avengers Being Gay As Fuck

STEEB ROGER ROGER || CAPTAIN AMERICA - ohhhhh boy... - bro is kinda not up to speed with how ✨🏳‍🌈 the gays 🏳‍🌈✨ are treated nowadays - so peter decides to teach him - and at first, he's kinda confused, esp about trans people - because hello, he was born in the fourties - it's kinda non-realistic to expect him to snap to reality just like that - anyhoo, peter ain't having the "how tf do trans people work" bullshit - he, like any good gen z kid would do, creates a shitty powerpoint presentation - after two full fucking hours of explanation, steve starts to get it - he still slips up sometimes... - but he tries his fucking best and honestly that's all we can ask of him - i don't really see steve labeling himself, but if you asked, he'd probably just steer the conversation away from that topic - would still use he/him - fuck that was long

TONY STARK || TIN CAN IRON MAN - bro has fucked and been fucked, taken and given head - by both men and women - cmon. there's no way that this billionaire playboy isn't fruity - pansexual, doesn't care about the gender of the person he loves - he's either in a poly relationship with pepper and rhodey or enemies-to-lovers with a certain stephen strange - he/him - funds the annual manhattan pride - qpr with rhodey

BRUCE BANNER || JOLLY GREEN GIANT - oh poor child - i feel like he is not one for sex - like bro practically radiates aroace energy - doesn't really feel the need for gender conformity. gender is an unknown subject and he doesn't like to meddle with it. end of story - pretty sure he's agender - i feel like he wouldn't care what pronouns are used, but if asked, i think he would answer he/they - bro is a triple a battery fr - prefers to be adressed as dr. banner or just banner

NATASHA ROMANOFF || SCARY ASSASSIN LADY - she/her. nuff said. - asexual. i will die on this hill - the red room taught her to use her body to get what she wants - but she never really wanted that - coughseggscough - i wanna say she's demiromantic & bi - clint is her biggest supporter - started the ace avengers club 🍇🐘👻🐈‍⬛

CLINT BARTON || LEGOLAS - i really can't see a queer clint. i can't - i also don't really see him being that one overinvested ally - he/him, straight, cishetallo - sorry :(

THOR ODINSON || THAT ONE THUNDER DUDE - he comes from asgard, where nobody really sees being queer as different - so when he comes to earth........just imagine his surprise when he finds out about homophobia - he found out when some dudebro was yelling at a girl who seemed like she wanted nothing to do with him - another girl was with them, and she looked like she wanted to kill the guy - thor was confusion - he asked what was going on, and the dudebro said that he caught his sister on a date with another girl - yknow, expecting thor to lash out at the girl - but thor was the exact opposite - he grinned, and congratulated the two on their relationship - WLW FOR THE WIN!! - dudebro started going off on a homophobic rampage - one glare from thor and he nearly shit his pants - and THAT is where thor got his title as protector of lesbians - he/him - tried using thunder based pronouns once but decided it wasn't for him - unlabeled. he thinks human labels are weird

JAMES RHODEY RHODES || WAR MACHINE - is he/him - gay as fucking hell oh my god - literally so gay - GAY MAN OVER HERE - k im done - i'm nearly 100% sure he's graysexual. doesn't really care for sex but if his partner(s) really want it...well, he loves them - probably has to steer tony away from fans all the time at pride - i'm also 100% sure he's down for polyamory. there's too much love for just one person in his heart - qpr with tony

PETER PARKER || SPOODERMAN - TRANS PETER TRANS PETER TRANS PETER!!!!!! - 🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧ - i know it's a really common tumblr headcanon but i FIRMLY support it! FTM - 60% sure that flash bullies peter because he's trans - i mean like it's more believeable than peter being a nerd - prob uses he/him - comes out to tony first, tony buys peter his first binder - may finds out next and she's just so happy. peter asks for name suggestions and she nearly cries - that's how he got his name :) - this kid forgets to take off his binder so often omg - like ned and mj and may MUST REMIND HIM or he'll forget - i feel like he'd be asexual but sex-neutral - doesn't care for it - bi. bi peter parker.

MICHELLE JONES || EMJAY - is enby 💛🤍💜🖤 - ain't no way she's a girl. like ain't no way - uses she/they if asked, but doesn't really give a fuck about pronouns - bisexual with a pref for gals. callin it now

NED LEEDS || NEDANIEL - pretty sure he uses he/they because he like the pronouns - thought that they/them was cool and just decided to use it :D - sweet boi, supports mj and peter sm - buys them pride flags ✨🏳‍🌈✨ - ned literally radiates aroallo energy like cmon - CMON - aroallos are so cool and sexy actually

LOKI LAUFEYSON || LOW KEY LMAO IM SO FUNNY - is genderfluid 💖🤍💜🖤💙 - like this isn't even headcanon fuck off - will use any and all pronouns, at any given time - idk...maybe it's just me but i'm getting MASSIVE asexual vibes - probably sex positive ace - like slay queen - panromantic. like do i even need to explain this

BUCKY BARNES || BUCKET - i will die on they/them bucky hill - and you will see my corpse there - and you will know i was right - unlabeled. doesn't fully understand themself rn, labels will probably make it worse - sam is a huge part of bucky's queer journey - probably uses peter as a queer encyclopedia

SAM WILSON || CHICKEN MAN - gay as freaking hell omfg - that is HOMOSEXUAL MAN RIGHT THERE - he/him - takes bucky to their first pride parade - queer legend - ✨🏳‍🌈✨

VISION || ROBOT MAN - is undecided on gender for now - decides to just use he/him while he figures everything out - i think he figures out that he's asexual real fast. like sex-repulsed - why humans would ever want to have intercourse is beyond him - same, girl, same - but he's definitely omniromantic. he does experience love, albeit a little differently than the rest of society - don't we all...

WANDA MAXIMOFF || WITCHY BITCHY - found out she was a lesbian after a failed date with vision - neither of them felt the attraction that they had before - so yes. gay. sapphic. wlw. - i hate the term but i feel like she would be a lipstick lesbian until she falls for a butch - she/her - has girl nights with her twin - hmm gay - ❤️🧡🤍💖💜

PIETRO MAXIMOFF || SPEEDY BITCHY - they/he/she - genderfluid, is particular about pronouns - like ik people don't really headcanon it but... - cmon. pietro is LIQUID GENDER. - (this also probably stems from my belief that every single fucking speedster is genderfluid no matter what fandom) - sees a pretty dress? will buy two. one for them and one for wanda - he really does slay stilettos tho - i think she's probably gay (mlm) - stfu pietro can be a gay man if they want to - fuck you

T'CHALLA || CATMAN - gay. GAY - he/they icon - wakanda is a safe place for EVERYONE - besides, all the dora milaje are wlw - probably homosexual, like what else would he be - nakia? 99% sure nakia is trans and they're in a qpr - AROACE NAKIA AROACE NAKIA - *aroaces every single character* - fuck yeah gay t'challa

SHURI || GENIUS GIRL - she/xe - sapphic asexual - shuri x riri is the hill i will die on - leaning towards women and fem aligned genders - started first wakandan pride parade - i'm 99% sure she officiated ayo & aneka's wedding - change my mind

STEPHEN STRANGE || DR WIZARD - agender, doesn't see the point in gender most of the time, so they/them/he/him - believes there are three sexes but an infinite amount of genders - demiromantic, demisexual - fight me - is most likely gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 - had a qpr with christine before the incident

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK!

#avengers #avengers headcanon #pride #queer #gay #trans #lesbian #bi #asexual #aromantic #agender #demigirl #demiboy #GAY #steve rogers #captain america #tony stark #iron man #bruce banner #hulk #loki #thor #clint barton #hawkeye #natasha romanoff #black widow #spiderman #peter parker #mj #ned

[ashermwah]

wait so guys thor is protector of lesbians right can venom be protector of pansexuals

#venom #gay pride #pansexual #wlw #eddie brock #gay #pride #lgbtqia

[babygirldilf]

Seo Changbin!!! Gives me the same energy of Thor: lesbian protector🎀🥹💖🎂💟🥰💕

#this is such a compliment you dont understand #i love him #i adore him #hes so babygirl #and so amazing #seo changbin #changbin #i will do anything for him #skz #stray kids #lesbian protector

[giallo4ver]

You have heard of Thor protector of Lesbians, now get ready for Queen Rhaenyra protector of Gays.

#thor #mcu #marvel #thor odinson #chris hemsworth #house of the dragon #rhaenyra targaryen #hotd #got #milly alcock #emma d'arcy #laenor velaryon #john macmillan #Rhaenyra allied confirmed #hbo

[hereforyourdispleasure]

Thor protector of lesbians, Black Widow protector of transmascs, thx and goodnight

[redinmyledger-8]

My LGBTQIA+ Marvel Headcanons:

Steve Rogers: Bisexual and Transgender (FTM) (he/him)

Bucky Barnes: Gay (he/they)

Natasha Romanoff: Demisexual Lesbian (she/they)

Wanda Maximoff: Pansexual and Transgender (MTF) (she/her)

Maria Hill: Lesbian (she/her)

Clint Barton: Biromantic Asexual (he/him)

Tony Stark: Asshole (he/him)

Sam Wilson: Gay (he/him)

Yelena Belova: Asexual and Aromantic (she/they)

Kate Bishop: Bisexual (she/her)

Thor Odinson: Pansexual (he/him) (lesbian protector)

Loki Laufeyson: Pansexual and Genderfluid (any pronouns)

Bruce Banner: Gay (he/him)

Valkyrie: Bisexual (she/her)

Carol Danvers: Lesbian (she/her)

Peter Parker: Bisexual and Transgender (FTM) (he/him)

Shuri Udaku: Lesbian (they/she)

T'challa Udaku: Omniromantic and Demisexual (they/he)

Okoye: Lesbian (she/her)

G'iah: Lesbian and Non-Binary (they/them)

Monica Rambeau: Bisexual (she/her)

Maria Rambeau: Lesbian (she/her)

Xu Shang Chi- Bisexual (he/him)

Xu Xialing: Lesbian (she/her)

Katy Chen: Bisexual (she/her)

#lgbtq #marvel #lesbian #gay #bisexual #trans #queer #pansexual #asexual

[missmitchieg]

Nick Nelson, probably: I wanna be like Thor, The Lesbian Protector. I just wanna punch homophobes.

#heartstopper #nick nelson

[winterbirby]

I think I'll go missing. (6/?)

Thor, everyone's favourite golden retriever! Thor is a Linguistics teacher and boy is Mr Odinson everyone's favourite teacher. He's a laid-back, happy go lucky kinda guy who is friends with almost everyone. Everyone adores Thor for his big heart, big biceps and his BIG stack of booze that he brings from his homeland. When Bucky joined school as a teacher, Thor was one of the first friends he had made, who introduced him to his brother Loki and bestfriend Val. Bucky, in turn, invited Thor to one of Natasha's parties. Being European is infact one of his personality traits. Every pride, Thor can be seen with the exact same banner; one that says "Lesbian Protector!" This tall, blonde and gorgeous might just be the kindest, most amazing guy who gives the warmest hugs.

#avengers au #bucky barnes #everyone's lgbt #i think i'll go missing #marvel #marvel au #mcu #social media au #steve rogers #stucky #thor #thor odinson #high school au #trans steve #trans bucky #t4t

[marsbotz]

Hi Hi! I wanna hear your headcanons! No matter if you do one or five I still wanna hear it. I know you said that they can be hard to explain so take ur time if you decide to do this :) 🌴

OK. LETS GO. sorry ik this is gonna be so long already

1. lgbt hcs for the ninja since i did pix

lloyd: agender pan (they/them)

kai: transmasc bi (he/him)

jay: nonbinary gay (they/it/he…. lol <- projecting)

cole: transmasc gay (he/him)

zane: nonbinary bi (he/they)

nya: lesbian (she/her). theres probably some gender in there too but its not a solid hc for me

jay and cole are dating as of s5… ISH. and kai and zane are dating as of like s6… or s8. i ahvent worked it out. nya and pix r dating as of like s5 TECHNICALLY lol but s8 proper. cus shes Real now

2. elemental powers and stuff. lets get interesting

MY HC is that all the elements come from the original powers of creation. so the fsm created the original 4 elementals as like protectors of ninjago . and over time as the powers got passed down they mutated or diluted so u get stuff like smoke coming from fire and mind coming from ice (the future vision part). and as of seabound ig water and wind are completely separate but obviously at some point got similarly diluted so long ago even wu didnt realise they were smth separate

essentially this means that while each element still has connections to its dragon roots (see s4 elemental dragons) only the 4 creation elements can use dragon form.

the elements themselves manifest as dragons similarly to the end of s15 (think kai saying “is that… us?”) and the elements kind of …. ARE an elementals whole being.. almost like their soul. the dragons they can summon are a reflection of this (think like.. the titanium dragon for zane)

my approach to stuff in ninjago that is inconsistent or just silly is either to ignore it or warp it into smth that… kind of makes sense. so here my explanation for the powers inconsistencies in the first few seasons lol

the ninja needed the golden weapons to use their powers in the first few seasons despite it later being revealed they were inherent to them simply bc they were too young. powers usually start to manifest around 18 and without training they might not develop past like. accidentally giving ppl static shocks or smth. and this is bc of the dilution of powers over time and the general … lack of need for them in the modern day. but any power can still become massively powerful if trained! lloyd is a special case in that hes able to access his powers from very young due to being. directly descended from the fsm. and similarly the ninja can all use theirs fairly young as the creation elements… nya is able to access her powers at a younger age due to her … different lineage haha

the reason the ninja cant use their powers proper until lloyd donates their golden power is bc as lloyds protectors their power channels into lloyd. in a normal scenario they would have the golden weapons to channel their own powers similarly to how thors hammer worked in ragnarok. and they would also be older and more able to access their powers. but fate works in strange ways lol

i realise im kinda contrarian abt this lol but the ninja r like canonically resistant to their own element so i think they would not have scara from their own element. so like kai burning himself and stuff haha. its a really cool design trope tho .. but in my mind they wld be more likely to have scars from each other. so jay having burn scars and stuff! similarly kai would feel warm to everyone else due to his internal heat but would feel the cold so bad. kai is out there in like 20C/70F weather shivering teeth chattering. and the opposite is true for zane but he has cooling fans so its not as bad haha

umm… one last thing vaguely related to elements i was thinking abt yesterday. the human form taken by the fsm and like. all the elementals and whatever. its not their real form. the fsm is really more of a divine mix of oni and dragon but his power is like that thing where normal ppl kinda… cant comprehend it. so he takes a simpler form when travelling to ninjago and uses this as the basis for the people he created to populate the world. Yes sorry for putting religion in ninjago. the writers did it first

but it is technically still possible for wu garm and lloyd to access these forms. after his bite garmadon slowly starts to show physical traits of the oni.. and lloyd becomes a version of this original form when using their golden powers. both wu and garm technically have access to it as well but dont rlly ever… it doesnt rlly have a practical purpose other than flight lolol and i think wu is both too humble and too afraid to ever rlly tap into his oni side proper to access it. but wu was strangely good at flying in s15 huh… ^_^

ok actually that might do for now this is crazy long. id like to maybe talk more abt garmabros in another post cus i have lotttsss of thoughts abt them. thank u for askingggg!!!

#put it under a read more bc. jesus it got long #AUTISM LEVEL CATASTROPHIC #ninjago #farts #well. hopefully u guys understand how truly insnae i am now. LOL #hope this all makes sense too. like i said it all kinda wraps around to everything else #sso its hard to mke coherent #but if u read the whole thing thanks so much. so lovely

[stark-illerbase]

I've been on the internet since the 2012 avengers era I'm not stranger to the "Thor: protector of lesbians" joke. Its great. I think its hilarious but also FUCK THOR??? MATT MURDOCK WOULD SLING BITCHES FOR THE LESBIANS

#des rambles #lesbians for daredevil #daredevil #matt murdock #charlie cox #daredevil born again #marvel #mcu

[itsthemysterykids]

Wonder if any of the kids are marvel fans? I'm more of a doctor strange fan myself.

Mabel: *Dressed as Black Widow* Did someone say Marvel?!

Lili: *Dressed as Scarlet Witch* It’s funny you mentioned that since we’re going to ComicCon later.

Raz: *Dressed as Thor* WHERE IS MJÖLNIR?! My costume looks ridiculous without Mjölnir!

Lili: Raz! You were supposed to go as Vision!

Raz: And not be the protector of lesbians?! No thank you!

Coraline: *Dressed as Captain Marvel* Doesn’t Vision have a bunch of queer kids?

Raz: PROTECTOR OF LESBIANS!

Wybie: *Walks in dressed as the Black Panther* Bow before the King of Wakanda, peasants!

Norman: *Dressed as Ghost Rider* No, I don’t think so.

Wybie: … Do you wanna see how authentic my costume is? Try again.

Norman: … *Bows* Your majesty.

Neil: *Dressed as Iron Man* I’m ready for ComicCon!

Lili: Took you long enough.

Neil: You try getting in a robot suit!

#coraline #mystery kids #gravity falls #paranorman #psychonauts #the mystery kids #answered ask #ask stuff #marvel