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thatmoththoth · 2 months

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Happy [EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER] day and “FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR TRAIN” Friday to all those who celebrate.

Have a morsel

#tma #the mechs #the magnus archives #the mechanisms #fuck you and fuck your train friday #[extended sounds of brutal pipe murder]#jurgen leitner #Thor tbi #elias bouchard #brutal pipe murder #shitpost #shit post

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spearxwind · 1 year

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Dad on dad violence

#gow #god of war #god of war ragnarok #thor #kratos #atreus #im not immune to any of them.... yeah. hello it is time for more thorposting. i will take no criticism #shitpost #windyart #scribble comic #not really but yeah kinda #ouhhh yeah baby its all coming together #best of

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theangrykimchi · 3 months

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They're in love, your Honour

#incorrect quotes #thorki incorrect quotes #thorki #thunderfrost #thor/loki #my stuff #my edit #shitposting like always

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corvlth · 10 months

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Let him in, he has mead

#my art #god of war #fanart #kratos #thor #shitpost #god of war ragnarok

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bucky-barnes-supremacy · 2 years

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Valkyrie doing the old spice ad was all I needed to live and i didn't even know it

#marvel #mcu phase 4 #thor love and thunder spoilers #thor love and thunder #Valkyrie #king Valkyrie #mcu shitpost

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ughdontbeboring · 3 months

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so y’all know that part of Advengers End Game when Tony asks what’s wrong with Thor while Thor is just sulking, THEN Thor stalks Danvers with THAT stare down? Yea…sis..listen…PUSSY WET 🤷🏻‍♀️

#Thor #thor x reader #thor odinson #thor odinson fanfiction #thor odinson x y/n #thor odinson x you #thor smut #thor odinson smut #thor odinson x reader #advengers end game #chris hemsworth #chris hemsworth x reader #chris hemsworth smut #Shitpost #Ughwrites #Gimme

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loopsisloops · 1 year

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Nope

not even gonna explain this one, goodbye, happy monday

#loki #thor #does this technically fall under the christmas tag [question mark]#mcu #loki laufeyson #loki x y/n #loki x reader #avengers #shitpost

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nonndrawz · 6 months

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Rating the GOW Odinsons on how well they would twerk

Thor: 9

I think everyone can agree that Thor has the most booty!!! Like??? He's double-cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon with hella ass!!! When the sun is still out!!! So he seems like a perfect 10/10 right??? Well unfortunately Thor needs to get tipsy first because there's no way in Hel he's gonna twerk sober!!! As a result of his drunkness, Thor wouldn't have have good tempo/wouldn't be perfectly on beat. However, his thunderous ass claps would hard carry.

Týr: 3

As much as I love Týr, there is no way he's getting a good rating. First of all, this man is built like a rectangle so there's barely any curves or ass. Secondly, I can't imagine him having any dancing skills because he's too shy to move his body and his long limbs make it difficult. Sure he traveled the world and saw new dances but out of respect, he wouldn't try any of it. Plus at the end of the day, he's a lanky white boy, so I don't think he has any rhythm. Tbh the only positive I can see is that he'll try his best.

Heimdall: -100

This man couldn't twerk to save his life.

Baldur: 8.5

Now why would I rate Baldur so high??? Well, firstly this man absolutely will twerk without question, so he doesn't need to be drunk to do any goofy shit. Secondly, he's crazy and skilled enough to try all sorts of twerking styles and methods (like twerking upside-down). Thirdly because of his (curse) immortality, he has unlimited stamina and can twerk for hours on end. Fourthly because he lacks physical sensation, his other senses are probably heightened and stronger. So it's likely that he can hear better and therefore be more on beat. Lastly, Baldur definitely has enough boredom and free time to master a dancing skill just for the fun of it. The only negative is that he has an average ass, so he can't get it clapping.

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deaconcheese1998 · 6 months

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Shout out to marvel animals

Got to be one of my favorite genders

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sanicmaster · 4 months

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Thor's POV:

#rocket raccoon #thor #shitpost

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spearxwind · 1 year

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THE HAMMER 🔨⚡

#god of war #god of war ragnarok #HI #FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. HELLO #you are not immune to thorposting #fanart #windyart #gow #thor #and mjolnir............... my beloved #*finger snap*#i have this mans design on fucking lockdown btw #i WILL be making shitposts #anyway hi hello i hope u enjoy this guy as well thanks #for everyone calling him a babygirl in the tag. thank you

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palesublimeduck · 6 months

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They'd make a good boy band NGL

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demis-alted · 6 months

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the lokius truther need

i would love a lokius kiss. But what i want more is a mobius thor brother in law dynamic god fucking please. Chris hemesworth and owen wilson sitting together in a room looking at their batshit brother and husband respectively is the thing i need most in my life.

#loki #loki series #lokius #mobius #thor odinson #shitpost

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moka-creates · 1 year

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Meme dump. Some contain spoilers, beware👀