#thousand eye angel

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

potato is love, potato is life- local hell woman gives potato to her angelic future wife

Charlie: “I don’t think I should be allowed to interact with women ever again.”

Husk: “Is this about Vaggie giggling over a fucking potato earlier-”

Charlie: “OH IT’S ABOUT THE POTATO ALL RIGHT! WHY THE FUCK DOES THE PHRASE ‘apple of my eye’ EVEN EXIST IN THE SAME UNIVERSE WHERE ‘earth apple’ IS ANOTHER WORD FOR POTATO??? WHY DO PEOPLE CALL THE STUPID SPROUTY THINGS ON POTATOES ‘eyes’????? CREATION IS STUPID! IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!!”

Husk: “Did you fucking give her the potato.”

Charlie: (slumping) “I was trying to be romantic-!”

Husk: “Did you call HER your potato.”

Charlie: “THE POTATO OF MY HEART! The tuber of my root sprout!”

Husk: “Oh fuck. Shit, that’s. That’s terrible. You really shouldn’t fucking talk to women anymore.”

Charlie: (sobbing) “I WAS TRYING!!! TO BE SWEET!!!!!”

Angel Dust: “-hey gays m’kay, real fucked up question for ya both but- anyone know why Vag G-string is makin’ soppy doe eyes at an uncooked tater tot?”

Husk: “It’s because she’s almost as much of fucking fail loser as her girlfriend, is why.”

Charlie: (sniffs) “She. You think she likes it…?”

Angel Dust: “Charlie chip, she’s starin’ at the damn thing like it’s her first born child.”

Charlie: “Oh…”

Charlie: “…”

Charlie: “Unholy shit…. I am so GOOD with women-”

Husk: “No. No you’re fucking not. It’s just her.”

Charlie: “Well she’s the only one who counts so that’s perfect!”

Angel Dust: “Oh please don’ tell me you gave her the potato-”

Charlie: “BE RIGHT BACK IM GONNA GO GET HER ANOTHER ONE!!!”

Husk: “NO-!”

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #chaggie #vaggie #husk hazbin hotel #angel dust hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #vaggie planting the potato in large vase and becoming Very Protective of it #its corner of the hotel is blocked off by caution tape #and death threats #she does a diving roll to save it the next time someone wrecks the hotel #for a week afterwards the potted potato plant lives in her and charlie's bed room in BED with them #and at that point charlie isn't so sure about this anymore #but it's too late #vaggie takes a thousand pics of the first sprout #she starts a photo album for it #the damn potato plant is now the apple of vaggie's eye #and charlie cant even be annoyed bc it's literally a symbol of her love for vaggie #so she also has to be paranoid over it and check it three times a day #a family can be a demon princess #her fallen angel gf #and their first ever houseplant <3

[inheroes--wetrust]

i’ve seen the fanart of the skywalker twin switch scenarios where leia was raised on tattooine and became a jedi and luke was a senator from alderaan leading the rebellion but can you imagine. for a second. leia “where is my blaster uncle obi wan yeah i know i’m ten i don’t give a fuck” skywalker raised by beru “oh the empire is coming? *pumps space shotgun* i wish a motherfucker would” lars. vader wouldn’t get a chance to tell her that he was her father because she would have shot him in the face the second she saw him.

#star wars #kenobi #kenobi spoilers #obi wan kenobi #obi wan kenobi spoilers #beru lars #leia organa #luke escaped this because he is an angel of a human being #leia is also an angel but she is the kind of angel with ten thousand eyes who makes the ground tremble when she speaks

[the-suns-a-tube]

Truely the Voice of an Angel <3

#jessica law #jessica law and the outlaws #biblically accurate angel #BUT ANGELS HAVE A THOUSAND EYES

[winepresswrath]

Cannot believe at this late stage of my life I'm becoming a Gabriel fucker. Local mean jock doesn't want to be evil now, he wants to be loved. I'm slightly annoyed they didn't make Beelzebub more unhinged because the "plot" should have been at least half about them fucking up shit on an absolute rampage trying to find Gabriel, a thing everyone assumes they are doing to fry him with hellfire so they can kick off the war in a way that's advantageous to hell, BUT ACTUALLY!!! true love.

#I do love evil love! #but more than that it's like... the terrible emptiness of heaven and hell? #absolutely no one has been having a good time! #they're just middle management admin suckers doing a soulless job no one else understands #they don't even care about earth! six thousand years of #mommy promised that if you all sit down and shut up we can have another war when the humans are dead #as a form of enrichment for their underlings #and they're just going along with it because that's the grind #incidentally I enjoyed how childish the angels were this season my pet theory is that they and the demons also have free will but no one #noticed so they've all just been making themselves miserable enforcing corporate culture and plotting each other's downfall because it #didn't occur to them to do anything else #gabriel and beelzebub realizing there's more to life and they can simply say fuck it and make something good between them #implies other angels and demons can do the same! as does Muriel obviously #like they are torturing each other. in much the same ways that humans are torturing each other #sad for Aziraphale and Crowley they care about earth & humans #which is a real problem they have that Gabzebub do not #and also that Crowley is in denial about how much he wants to be good and Aziraphale is in denial about just so many things and also #committed to being an ass about it. #these are problems that Gabriel and Beelzebub do NOT have because they are goal oriented and keep their eyes on the prize #good omens spoilers

[stinkywrinkles]

At the vet today for a gross ear and itchy scaly feets :(

#november 2023 #roxy #vet stuff #she was SO stressed to be there #last time was for her dental cleaning and extractions and she REMEMBERS #this was the only photo out of 20 where she wasn't climbing me or the literal walls #she struggled for every part of the examination #except while receiving a shot during which she was inexplicably an absolute angel #her eyes are like MOTHER HELP ME #and i'm like girl i am TRYING plz stop fighting me with the force of a thousand hurricanes #well at least the staff loved her anyway #and so do i #(wallet not so much)

[p4nishers]

devotion as a chest wound

#she was literally wearing her heart on her sleeve she was SO READY im gonna kms #no cause the way they've been devoted to aziraphale since their fall like az was actually their very purpose since he knew anything at all #he wanted to talk to aziraphale and protect him and make him laugh and the fact that aziraphale rejected her hurt so much more when u #consider the fact that he's been hoping for thousands of years and aziraphale rejecting him and leaving for heaven means he'll no longer #have the person he devoted his existence to and he'll have to just make his way in the world without aziraphale which yes obviously #they've been doing but also they always knew aziraphale was somewhere in reach and now HE NO LONGER HAS THAT and his devotion will just rot #away in his chest or it'll choke him and the fact is she really thinks aziraphale just doesn't love her. bc they dont fucking communicate #and what crowley thought was aziraphale's way of saying he always wanted him when he was an angel more and not aziraphale in his eyes fm #finding a way for them to be together safely. like it's actually insane how much miscommunication is between them and i honestly dont know #what crowley will do next season and where he'll be emotionally #good omens #azicrow #good omens s2 #aziracrow #good omens season 2 #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable spouses #go s2

[ashes-in-a-jar]

Oh no I'm thinking of eldritch entities and normal humans forced to share one body and learning to work together and respect one another and eventually love each other and I'm so soft

There was only one body T_T

#im so sick im crying over the dumbest things #malevolent #venom #those little angel and demon on kronks shoulders #also im assuming #otheitd #will have a similar plot #help me im melting #shit its not otheitd its #oheitd #i counted too many eyes (thousand) #oh yeah i knew i forgot one! #moon knight #well not exactly eldritch but still. one body

[austentea]

because the concept of gods or god like entities among us haunts my writing for some reason I can't stop thinking about how the doctor is in a sense like one, or at least an angel --- immortal almost, power to traverse time and space and therefore do things behind most of their companions capacities. And then if you're a companion this person, this eldritch angel god person is also just that weirdo who is your friend. It's both haunting and trippy all at once

#Donna: alien god being is my BFF I roll my eyes at her daily #Bill and Ace: that's my dad (parenting skills could use some work but still our dad) #Also has eyes that have seen thousands of years and hundreds of lives and deaths #Doctor who #One some level I disagree with interpretations that go too hard into the god doctor metaphors because he's a weird rebel alien but also #An unwilling god perhaps or honestly angel feels more apt not as high as a god but something uncanny to human

[itsahotminuteinbetween]

You mentioned you were from the middle east so i am going to start terrorizing your askbox /aff

(I don't want to accidentally disrespect the culture genies originate from)

ehehehe

yep, 2nd generation immigrant here! Grew up in a middle eastern household, so I know a lil bit! feel free to ask whatever you like :) I put some general info in the tags if you wanna look into that

#asks #ehehehe #dude I'm so excited for this au #you have no idea I'm literally SHAKING #okay so the terms genie stems from the arabic word 'jinn' #which is essentially a word for a creature born from fire #they're a bit like humans in the manner that they have free will (unlike angels) and can be good or bad #(and yes jinns are an islamic religious aspect but I'm kinda more agnostic so I'm goin with story part here) #thing is they're more tied in with nature and the elements #they are hidden from the human eye (religious part here is that they can either watch over humans like angels) #(or side with the devil and whisper in the ears of man) #(kinda like how genies do in stories!) #they're kinda seen as inferior to man? (religiously they were the 'failed' creation of god and that's why humans were made) #(well sort of) #in stories (ex: one thousand and one nights which is actually a pretty interesting read) they do interact with humans #in said interactions they're known to be clever #but are also pretty easy to trick #which is pretty handy considering most stories with jinn portray them as evil #even though a lot of them are actually just lil guys doin whatever #they do have funky powers of shapeshifting #they're also really strong! #some people think they can possess humans #not too sure abt that one tho #also if you were wondering abt clothing it kinda depends on the setting #cuz if you're doing this in like the heart of the middle east their outfits are gonna be a bit less revealing #but in places like persia and turkey it's abt accurate (albeit more sleeve and shoulder coverings cuz culture and religion of the time) #richer people wore brighter colors #and satin or silks were seen as a sign of luxury #while poorer people wore duller simpler clothing

[i-regrett-my-existence]

Never posted this to Tumblr but Tumblr was the ONLY valid place to post it

So here it is now

I CAN'T be the only one who thinks biblically accurate angels are hot

#like look at them #idk how but i want them to rail me with those million eyes and the fucking thousand wings #oh my god but literally- #i just #i cant #biblically accurate angels #also yes i know theyre not angels and that theyre different kind rank whatever #that doesnt matter #what matters is that theyre HOT #monsterfucker #monster #idk if this counts as furry shit-

[rusalkaandtheshepherdgirl]

#angels have a thousand eyes #jessica law #ghostwatching #graphic design is my passion #rio remarks

[hobohobgoblim]

what if the biblical flood happened because all the biblicaly correct angels all started crying about something?

#why do i think like this #a thousand eyes #drowned in tears #sad angel sad #biblicaly correct angels #do not be afraid

[trashcanalienist]

#i feel like a human being. the ocean is healing. maybe the unbearable urge i get to throw myself into it at my recurring worst is just the #physical extreme in an attempt to submerge myself completely and be so healed. #unsure. further research required. #but - my circuits are not offended by saying such words. it is a possibility my wiring yields to. #la mer...perfect water true be sure. bells in random order. water cleanses you know...in water #angel's thanatos. psychologically then it is no wonder that i seek out similar comfort to that roar and thunder. #the ocean. yes. and the sweet pungent smell of grass and its animals. and all the thousand million familiarities of home and soul that are #lacking in the desert which i like all of its stubborn inhabitants have dug tenacious claw into. #it's true that - the rabbit and the tortoise and seven bugs of increasing manner. all clawed beasts. the desert grows claws in the softest #fish. it's necessary for life in the rocks. i already had claws from scrabbling at sheer metal my whole life. the cage they put me in. my #whole existence i've only ever wanted the rat park but instead - instead - and so i have grown claws and watch everything with owl's eyes. #ah. kahreta i get carried away. the grass and depth of things and blue shadow... #the wind tosses playfully they say. i do not speak. it sings in a voice never described of knowledge and sorrows of travel which i know #from past life and the memory of my born flesh. that which sent me. that which loves me #that which brings me back for want of. i know how all the world will work for observation of the part but i am drawn like gentle moth #to a glass globe of light the familiar sun. the moth is immortal and there has only ever been one. silver secrets i hear from the moon #out here at least i am not alone in a way that matters. #words i speak #nonsense #the beach #sand #blue #shadows #photo #photos #beautiful #beach

[thepantyreckless]

FKA twigs is like if a biblically accurate angel made music for mortals

#biblically accurate angel #fka twigs #thousand eyes #music for mortals

[xenopuslaevis]

no but really WHY do i have to have anything going on. like breasts??? vagina??? i go to the other side i get an ugly penis?????? even if i feel i am not either gender, i will STILL have a stupid biological thing. I'm tired of it!!!! i want nothing happening!!!!!!!! i want to be void of anything that could determine me as anything other than just as me. i don't want to be anything, i just want to be a flat-chested, no nipples, no reproductive organs, literally even no piss shit type of thing. I am over it!!!! done with this shit

#it annoys me SO much #that i am TRAPPED in this nasty body #it's fine for other people #but it's just not for me 💅💅💅 #i never asked for this smfh #despicable #that there are only two options for shape #i want to be a secret third #i suppose one could say i don't wish to be human #yes #i would like to look like a bionically accurate angel #trade the breast for the thousands of eyes

[girlfictions]

something i’ve been thinking about lately is like. growing up muslim right after 9/11 is something i’d never really reflected on much because it was all i’d ever known — at 5, my friend’s mum didn’t let her invite me to her birthday party because i was the only brown girl in our class, at 12, my classmates would joke about my family being part of isis, at 16, my dad was interrogated by american airport security for hours — and it always stung and it always hurt but it was just the way things were because the western world hated muslims. but i don’t think i’ve ever fully comprehended the extent to which we were hated until now.

palestine is being turned into a mass graveyard. every single day there are new photos of the atrocities being carried out against them and videos of them pleading for help and still those who can actually intervene turn a blind eye. israel is claiming to only be targeting hamas “terrorists” while bombing a refugee camp. israeli police raided and assaulted a non-zionist jewish neighbourhood. israeli soldiers are posting tiktoks of them torturing captured palestinians. this is not a complicated issue and it never has been. ethnic cleansing is being committed right in front of us. and yet the western world leaders refuse to call for a ceasefire.

and while zionist organisations accuse pro-palestine demonstrations of anti-semitism, while zionist celebrities insist that they’re afraid to leave their mansions in los angeles, a six year old muslim boy was stabbed to death and his mother wounded in the same attack in chicago. a muslim doctor was murdered while sitting outside her apartment complex in texas. hundreds of peaceful protesters have been arrested (many of whom have been jewish). despite what zionists want you to believe, this is not a jewish/muslim conflict. i have so much love and gratitude to my brave jewish brothers and sisters all over the world who are condemning israel for their actions.

ultimately, israel have been granted impunity by the west. they have slaughtered thousands upon thousands of innocent palestinians. they have bombed hospitals and schools indiscriminately. they have used white phosphorus, violating the geneva convention. they have completely eradicated nearly 900 bloodlines. how many more need to be wiped out? how many more children need to be buried underneath the rubble? how many more doctors need to be confronted with the bodies of their own family members? how many more journalists need to detail the horrific acts of violence they are witnessing? what more can be done to the palestinian people that has not been done already?

i truly believe that palestine will be free one day. i believe the palestinian people will receive the justice they finally deserve. but what breaks my heart is how much they have suffered and will continue to suffer before they are deemed worthy of help. and it would be to all of our detriment if we ignored how much of a factor palestine being a predominantly muslim state has played into the way the world has reacted to their genocide.

#edit: this is completely okay (and encouraged frankly) to reblog <3 #i just needed to get this off my chest because i don’t know how much more i can take #palestine #free palestine