deidara hole is up on twt <3
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Tobi: Senpai? Can Tobi pick you up?
Deidara: ... why?
Tobi: Because Tobi always wanted to hold something really beautiful in his arms, and Senpai is the most beautiful thing that Tobi can think of. Please?
Deidara, blushing fiercely: If you insist ...
Tobi: *bends over and picks him up* Oooooh, this is the best day of Tobi's entire life!
Kisame, watching:
*later*
Kisame: Itachi-san, is it alright if ... if I pick you up?
Itachi: Why would you want to do that?
Kisame, blushing and panicking: B-because ... because t-there's a spider on the ground!
Itachi:
Itachi: *leaps into Kisame's arms*
*five hours later*
Kisame, sweating: Itachi please ... can I put you down now?
Itachi, squinting at the ground: No.
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Deidara: Tobi, I’m bored, hm.
Tobi: I know what can relieve that boredom, Senpai. *in Obito voice* I’ve got something hot, white and creamy to slide down that pretty little throat of yours. How’s that sound for something to do, mmm?
Deidara:
Deidara: I … I think I’m just going to take a nap … *backs up slowly and then runs out of the room*
Tobi, still in Obito voice: What the hell? *goes to the stove and lifts the lid off a pot* That’s the third person today to turn down my potato soup …
Thanks for the inspiration, @amikotsu
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deidara vem por aí também ;)
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Deidara: "Are you ugly or something? You're always wearing that mask, hm."
Tobi: "Tobi is very ugly, senpai. Anyone who has ever seen Tobi has died."
Deidara: "You can't be that ugly. People look at Kisame all of the time, and they aren't dead, hm!"
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Deidara: Damnit! We're surrounded, hmm!
Tobi: Don't worry, Senpai! I have the perfect for this!
Tobi: *pulls out a gun*
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I miss ObiDei 🥺
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@asktobianything
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Esta medio feo, hace rato que no hago algún dibujo digital.
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Stylish gremlins
tw// - scars, smoking
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Tobi: I got the birthday cake for senpai.
Konan: It says, "Happy 19th Birthday Dave."
Tobi: Oh, he's going to be 20, isn't he?
Konan: His name is Deidara.
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Deidara, speaking out-loud in the living room: Uchiha. Let’s go on a date.
Itachi and Tobi, answering at the same time: Okay, where?
Deidara:
Itachi:
Tobi: I … I mean … w-where are you and Itachi going? B-because HE’S the only Uchiha here. Yep. Nobody else. Sharingan? What’s that?
Deidara:
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Another friend arrived today 😊
And I don’t want to hear “Omg you took them out of the box they’re not worth anything now!” Like bro. They’re my children. Would you keep your kids in a box? And then tell them they’ll lose value if you let them come out of the box? 🤔
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tem esse desenho completo no meu twitter: @artisyub
eu gosto de desenhar eles, a diferença entre os tamanhos é fofo
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Tobi: "Senpai?"
Deidara: "It's quiet time now, Tobi."
Tobi: "Senpai isn't trash. Tobi is very sorry."
Deidara: "We both know Tobi didn't insult me, hm. Tobi is a simpleton, and he's not that cruel. Is whoever-you-are going to apologize?"
Tobi: "Hm. Well, let's check! Nope! He's not interested right now, but maybe later, senpai!"
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