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denebolablack · 7 months

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They, in fact, wanted to kiss him so bad.

They were just mad because Tony was being his reckless self in the middle of a fucking battle.

Again.

Tony DID NOT expect to be kiss after his comment.

But he was, indeed, kissed.

Very hard.

Multiple times.

I think he was the only one who didn't see that coming.

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redvelvetwishtree · 6 months

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What I've been asking for a while now!! You all love watching animes and reading and watching stuff with such themes but can't seem to understand it now that it's really happening.

Given how obsessed western media and Israel were with the "bUt h@m@s" narrative this time, it makes it plenty obvious that ham@s is no longer the t€rr0r1st body that Israel once empowered and enabled it to be. It's just people/freedom fighters wanting their land back after they've experienced decades of similar barbarity it appears.

And how anyone thinks Palestinian people will come out of the current massacre, mass murder and cruelty all chill and cool is beyond me. Do you seriously expect they won't want to avenge their loved ones after the stuff Israel did to their families??? The school year in Gaza had to be ended because all kids were DEAD. Entireeee family lines have been wiped out. Their hospitals, refugee camps, bakeries, schools everything has been turned to dust. Their internet and phones were cut off while aid was refused entry and all of this is stuff you can read without crying, and feeling sick I haven't listed the stomach turning shit yet.

Oh btw are you all still seriously believing that Israel is out there doing you a favour by t@rgEt1ng h@m@s? They're just killing and slaughtering and destroying so they can expand their colonized land later (this has been said by Israeli politicians and people). Also, they don't care about hostages from their country so before demanding their release from h@mas, talk to Israel.

And what happens when they're done getting rid of h@m@s which I know they're not doing that but still? Palestinians will thank them and carry on with their lives? What have you all been encouraging and celebrating Ukrainians for? Why doesn't that same logic apply here? You don't expect one ounce self-defence from Palestine later??? After alllll that was done?? Get your brain checked.

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dogmotifz · 2 months

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The Carnivorous Lamb / Go Tell It on the Mountain / Sula / Mathilda / The Gospel Singer / Lolita

Books starting after it's too late

#carnivorous lamb doesn't fit this exactly but please understand my vision #the carnivorous lamb #go tell it on the mountain #sula #mathilda #the gospel singer #lolita #james baldwin #toni morrison #mary shelley #harry crews #vladimir nabokov

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funnyincorrectmcu · 2 years

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Peter: By asking Risk Astley to hand you a copy of the movie “Up,” you create a paradox wherein he either has to give you up, or let you down. Tony: … Tony: What?

#tony stark #peter parker #ironman #spiderman #irondad #spiderson #irondad and spiderson #lol #okay but like #tony gets it #he totally gets it #he just doesn't understand why #because i mean #why? XD #mcu #mcu incorrect quotes

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beanghostprincess · 4 months

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Usopp has chronic pain specifically headaches and migraines

It used to be chronic headaches after alabasta. They would dull but would last all day. He'd stay inside and avoid bright lights when he gets them. He doesn't really try to get ready in the morning due to the pain. He loses his appetite and is not as cheerful as he usually is. Sanji of course is concerned as is every one else, but usopp says he's fine he can handle himself. It's very noticeable that he's uncomfortable but seems to be functioning he tells them not to worry about it so they respect his wishes. Sanji does keep an eye on him letting him have private moments of vulnerability, holding him kissing his head and whispering words of comfort.

After Skypia after Luffy dropped that weird fruit on his head (He really could have killed him 😭) and mainly wano his headaches got worse and quickly started becoming migraines. Something he kept to himself not wanting his friends to worry about him. He'd power thru them the best he can going the whole day in pain without anyone noticing.

It started to become difficult to hide when it started affecting his vision and hearing. They found him in the bathroom sick from the pain. Franky carried him to his bed while copper brought strong pain meds that knocked him out. Sanji would be in bed with him feeding guilt for not noticing his pain sooner.

Why would you say this-- I had enough with the headcanon of Zoro having chronic pains, I did not need this,,, But I love it, though, big fan of the angst.

After everything they've been through (especially Usopp, who's not built different like the monster trio) it's just normal that he ends up like this. He keeps saying he's fine because he doesn't want to be a burden, but Sanji knows something's wrong. You can't help somebody who refuses to be helped, though, so Sanji just tries to keep an eye on him and give him private moments to rest.

I think Usopp ends up telling Sanji about his pain, but only Sanji. He's the one who takes care of Usopp when his head hurts too much to work. Usopp gets frustrated because he really wants to be helpful and not turn into somebody they have to carry around, but everything hurts too much to even complain about that. It breaks Sanji's heart to see his sniper act this way, and even if he normally would ask Chopper for help, he doesn't say anything because Usopp told him not to. At least not yet. So sometimes they go to sleep earlier than usual. Sometimes Sanji stays up with Usopp when he's the one watching the ship. Sanji hugs him close, kisses his temple, and keeps whispering sweet nothings to him in order to help him sleep. Usopp is only this vulnerable when it comes to his boyfriend. Sanji is being optimistic, though, everything will be okay. He won't let it become too much for Usopp to handle.

But he doesn't notice when it becomes too much because Usopp starts hiding it from him too, and when they find him in the bathroom and they have to take care of him, Sanji feels the weight of the world crushing him completely. His whole universe is crumbling down. Chopper gives something to Usopp to help him sleep for a while before they start asking him questions, and Sanji literally goes into breakdown mode instantly. He repeats "I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I should've helped you sooner. I should've known. I'm sorry. Love. I-" next to Usopp's bed. Nobody wants to say anything, but Nami is the one to approach him and tell him that it's not his fault. Nobody noticed anyway. But Sanji shakes his head and explains that he should have known because he knew he was in pain, he just didn't know it was that bad. And then something like this happens:

Chopper: Sanji! I'm not mad, but... If you knew something was wrong with him, you should've told me. I'm your doctor, after all. Sanji: I know. I know. I'm sorry, Chopper. I know. I- Zoro: This is not something you can keep to yourself, curly, you should have said something. If something happens to him- Sanji: Do you think I don't know?! What the fuck did you want me to do?! Zoro: I don't know, tell somebody instead of keeping it a fucking secret and risking his life? Sanji: ... He told me not to tell you. Zoro: Awesome. Next time I get stabbed I'll just not tell you. Nami: You don't tell us now, anyway. Sanji: See? This is the fucking problem. It's not the same! You wouldn't understand and that's exactly why he didn't want you to know. If marimo gets fucking stabbed, he'll sleep the pain away. If Usopp gets hurt, he'll- He won't be a burden. He could never be, but- But he'll think he is. Do you have any idea of how hard it has been for me to see him like this?

Long story short, Zoro and Sanji fight like always but Nami stops them and Sanji stays with Chopper and Luffy waiting for Usopp to wake up. They will eventually find something to help Usopp deal with the chronic pain, don't worry. I just really like angst.

#thinking thoughts about sanji saying that if he could take usopp's pain he would and that zoro doesn't understand this #'you don't get what it is like to carry the pain of the person you love the most in secret'#and this all happens before thriller bark so it works as foreshadowing bc i promise you zoro knows-#why do i always end up making mini fanfics with these asks lmao somebody take my laptop away from me #one piece #black leg sanji #usopp #roronoa zoro #sanuso #tony tony chopper

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whetstonefires · 1 year

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So I can't reply to @phoenixyfriend having replied to my reblog because either they've blocked me or they don't do DMs with non-mutuals despite suggesting that as a preferable forum for disagreement, but in brief:

My reblog was 'necessary' within the very limited definition of that word that applies to fandom blogging because that post was not a post About Tony Stark. I don't engage with posts About Tony Stark or most characters in general that I disagree with, in general! It's rude and life is too short.

That post, however, was not about Tony. It was a conversation between bloggers asserting an argument for why people who don't agree with your headcanons are morally inferior and have Bad Corrupt Motives.

"What does it say that Steve is, in fandom, often considered a better/more qualified speaker on the topic of chronic illness and disability than Tony" and "these people would rather listen to the white, able-bodied guy than the person actually forced to live with the consequences of life-long disability" and "viewers with that perspective continue to see his disability as a sign that he's still a bad person, because he hasn't 'earned' a cure the way Steve did."

(Which again is wild as a take because Iron Man 3 has tony 'earn' his way out of both physical damage and PTSD through willpower and smartness in the ending montage, because inspiration porn doesn't work if you stay damaged.)

It was a post about the fandom. Accusing other actual human beings of being morally at fault for how they interpreted the marvel cinematic universe.

Not like, an intense horrible attack post as these things go, but it still wasn't about characters. It was about other fans. That is different from talking about characters! Your post was about how it's sus and shameful for people to disagree with you, not about your actual positions and why they're right. Let alone about the character. That doesn't fall under the curtain of 'don't start shit' because shit was already started.

Like I don't have any Avengers fic, haven't been in the fandom for several years, and I was still sitting here scrolling my dash getting these Bad Person Motives assigned to me just for thinking one character was more meaningful disability representation, that I would be interested in hearing from on the subject, than another.

You made inflammatory statements about other actual people in a public forum, where it could be predicted they would see it.

And then flew off the handle when someone went over your post asserting their alternate perspective, carefully avoiding attacking you personally or assigning you evil motives, which would have been incredibly easy except it's a shitty way to interact so no, and speaking only in general terms about things they found personally annoying.

If you can't deal with people reblogging your posts to argue that you're being unfair, then maybe don't post about how other people only disagree with you about your blorbos because you are a better human being than those people. I mean.

#hoc est meum #i would say 'you can dish it out but you can't take it'#except i went out of my way to not say the kinds of manipulative leading things-about-you that your post consisted of #so you didn't even get your own medicine #otoh it was a reply on your post so returning your attitude in kind would have been shitty behavior #which is why i didn't do it #but come ON #also wrt tony being jewish in mcu #i think i do remember the scene in agent carter you're talking about #but it just consisted of the use of some yiddish #i grew up speaking that much yiddish because my mom's from manhattan #i think that only rises to the level of coded #and also it's in agent carter and doesn't count for like #overall fandom character understanding trends #since it's in an obscure spinoff and doesn't apply to the average fan's understanding of tony #who isn't even CODED anything but White Guy in the main films #and that's on purpose #this is aside from the serious complexity surrounding #'does having a jewish dad in america make you non-white?'#like this is a complex piece of analysis that cannot be squashed down into the flat statement 'this is not a white character'#anyway for fuck's sake #take your weird power-trippy martyr complex and let us part ways #i don't normally see there as being a Choice Between stark and rogers #on account of how they offer fans wildly different things #so no argument about how tony is Entitled to be centered in conversation about anything #including disability #is likely to move me very far because that's not really relevant to how i conceptualize these blorbos #but i fully support your right to make such arguments #assertions about the motives of people who don't like your blorbo and why they're Bad Person Motives however #are a different kind of argument

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suncaptor · 6 months

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Something about how Sam has just lost his brother and now has nothing to live for while being tortured and goaded into suicide meanwhile what he IS living for is his own spite & free will then after Toni makes him unaware of what was happening and he hallucinates sleeping with her he loses that too.

#hes made to want it !!!!!! bc he doesn't understand when that was all he had #tw rape #tw victim blaming #tw torture #mamma mia #s12 #spn #incoherents #sammy #supernatural #sam winchester #toni #toni bevell

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aro-wan · 4 months

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It's strange to have a generally neutral-positive relationship with romance depicted in media that suddenly shifts to a hard negative-very slight neutral relationship with romance in media. All of this especially with a character that you adore and feel connected with and then see them be forced into the role of love interest and see other characters push for that romantic pairing that comes from no where and has no right involving this blorbo. Like, romance between characters is for fanfiction. Romance is for the five other main characters in the cast. Leave this one alone.

#dunno how to tag #romance repulsed #?#this is very clearly about Burrow's End (to a lesser degree) and A Court of Fey and Flowers (mostly)#tula needed exactly no romance introduced and I hate how clearly the cast/characters clutched to that #Tula doesn't need a love interest to make her story matter. Bennett can go fuck off #KP Hob needs exactly 0 love interests understand? none. 0. Hob was devoted to his Court and his people and then they butchered hum #him*#I don't know that I can finish this show that I was looking forward to for so long and it's because of my stupid relationship with media #Tony Dinozzo didn't need a canon relationship (aka Ziva a woman who tried to kill him multiple times as a “cop” on his team)#I don't know what to do

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atlantablack · 6 months

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i cannot believe that in the year of our lord 2023 I am over here writing 2014 found family Avengers fic. Who even am I?

#atlanta rambles #i just didn't realize the trope of Iron Man being a villian was a Thing until this year #and it hasn't stopped poking at me since #this wasn't even meant to be a found family fic #i just wanted irondad but with Tony as a villian #but not in a creepy like sadistic way #nothing against the creepy sadistic fics but I just want mildly befuddle Tony stark #who doesn't understand how he still ended up with a spiderkid even tho he is a literal villian #it escalated from there

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kitsune024 · 1 year

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Danny Phantom & The Avengers Fanfiction Crossover

Not Just a Kid by Playedcrowd5610

The last thing Danny was expecting was having some government agents showing up in town wanting him to help them save the world on a team of heroes. Should he accept? What would be so important that people would come to someone that the rest of the world saw as an evil being for help?

What happens when Danny starts to notice something is not right with Loki. Like his mind is clouded. What if Loki was not in control of his own actions? What if everything is not as it seems?

In the invasion in the first Avengers movie, Nick Fury asks Danny to join the Avengers initiative and help stop Loki. (This story will continue past the plot of the movie.)

Chapters: 15/?

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ask-ursa-tonypeter · 22 days

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[db extremis!tony] what would you have done if you’d caught on to Peter’s plan?

Oh, it would've broken my heart. We would have needed to talk about it, obviously, so I could understand what he was thinking that made him even try it.

I wouldn't have wanted to punish him for it, but obviously I wouldn't be able to trust him with access to the lab after that. And if we couldn't come to an understanding, I probably would have needed to keep him home even after the plan went through-- if he was so convinced that Extremis had changed me that he was willing to drug me, I wouldn't be able to rule out that he would try to run away.

But more than anything, I would need to make us understand each other.

#fic: double blind #double blind: tony #ursa interlude:#I love this question I have thought about this so much #peter would've flipped the FUCK out ftr. just immediate hysteria he would've had to be sedated with his monitor band #no ability at all to cope with the idea of being “in trouble” after knowing what SIM was capable of #but SIM actually is not lying! he wouldn't be mad he'd be sad #which is the one... upside I suppose to the way that he infantilizes peter #he doesn't see peter as a threat so it would all be very “this is just a phase that we can work through together”#but then also the downside is that yeah uhhhh peter would never get away from him lmao #not when SIM couldn't trust him not to do reckless things because he's not old enough to understand the situation :(((

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hazmatazz · 10 months

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ok i'm not into mcu anymore (i got better) but the whole "¡rondad" and "sp¡derson" (using ¡ to avoid getting in the tags) was is sooooo strange to me now...like not even as a non-platonic ship (which i never liked, obviously)

like there is suchhhh a power inbalance + hero worship and mismanagement on tony's part and sooo much secrecy with peter's aunt and then the fandom adores that? and praises that relationship as healthy/parental.

i'm not saying it was a bad choice to have that be the canon relationship, it fits with that universe's (bad, imo) characterization but like...nobody ever acknowledges how it's a flawed relationship? and they put that relationship above peter's relationship with his aunt??

just think it'd be more fun if they had kept that iffy relationship in fanon i guess. and stopped calling the canon relationship like. peak parenthood or whatever

#i'm never going back but it's just sooo odd #like saw a post on my dash that was like #“fanfic prompt: peter doesn't think he means anything to tony and gets proven wrong”#and the content was ljke? rather bad characterization but also are they aware that's a poor relationship to have?#with a mentor?#which yeah that's what the canon relationship is but like. i want ppl to understand that it shouldn't be praised ig???#idk rambling #babble

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scorpionwins · 2 years

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i love writing my mechanic sweet pea and illegal races 60s au despite knowing NOTHING abt cars

. all I KNOW is that Cheryl is definetly a secret racer and her devil red Chevrolet makes these boys eat dust

#she goes by cherry dynamite and no one catches on #it's truly a sight to see #pin up model! jug def suspects it. who does he talk to abt this? why. his brand new scarlet haired rich bestie ofc #toni be DROOLIN. but there's the understandable fright of... oh no... i may like men...#archie's a whole lana del rey song ofc. off to the races gave me ALL the older! racer! archie and rich preppy wild child! veronica feels #sweet pea thinks it's super annoying the guy in HIS magazines ( because althought they butt heads. you can't tell me sweet pea doesn't drool #every night all over his pin up magazine with jughead posing. you can't. ) apparently finds andrews more interesting than him. he slows #car repairs on purpose ofc. jug is so huffy and puffy. such a brat. he HAS to be at this photoshoot. there's LOTS of money involved.#sweet pea rolls his eyes - ofc that's all it is abt. REAL jobs take longer. i don't get paid to look pretty.#unlike OTHERS. and jughead should be furious. should be stimming from the inside out bc HE is the breadwinner in his family. JB depends #on HIM but ofc this divine specimen of annoyingness won't consider that. however. '' did you just... call me pretty?''#sweet pea's cheeks roast as embarassment sets fire to his cheeks. but he rolls his eyes and turns his back - overalls locked taut tight #around his waist and says the car is ready in a week. completely unaware of jughead's laser focused haze over his gleaming shoulders - wet #with sweat. white highlights sculpting hard planes and muscle. jug has a little room in a hoel and isn't seen for a day of two #he does very naughty things in the meantime #off to the races au #riverdale #sweet pea #sweet pea x reader #cheryl blossom #jughead jones #jugpea #choni #varchie #text #rambling

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introspectivememories · 1 year

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tim and bernard give off major sasaki and miyano vibes

#bernard is sasaki #and tim is miyano #they're not like one to one but like 'in another universe'#just sasaki's general simp vibes and the way he has to take two buisness days to recover every time miyano so much as smiles #gives off major bernard in high school vibes #tim laughs as he does a fucking triple dog ollie or whatever #bear speedwalking to the nearest broom closet to scream: oh fuck oh god how is he so cute #tim verbally tearing into one of darla's more persistent admirers: you're broke you're ugly what makes u think you can even look at her #bear head tucked into his arms face firetruck red trying desperately to hide a smile: i'm going to mc lose it #also sasaki's general style is what i think bear looks like #tim gives me miyano vibes just cause i feel like he'd get all panicky whenever someone asks to know more about his interests #and not like in an insecure way but like he knows his interests are pretty niche #and there's only so many times u can watch someone's eyes glaze over before it's like #'you're obv not fucking listening. that's okay. we can talk about smth we both like.'#but like bear wants to listen even if he doesn't understand and tim has no idea what to do with bear's undivided attention #tim rambling on about computers and mystery novels: so like i definitely think the murderer is mr. fitzpatrick #but i can't figure out... how. why are you looking at me like that?#bear completely lost but enjoying the way tim's face lights up: im not lookin at you weird. neway how do you think lady london ties in?#bear learns to recognize tony hawk for tim #bear asks pertinent ?s about tim's interests #tim who has no idea how to deal with that: oh god oh fuck what the fuck do i do #bear sends him memes relevant to his interests #tim giggling and kicking his feet in the air #tim drake #bernard dowd #timbern #timber #sasaki to miyano #dc

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xxfabulashxx · 1 year

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Larry: Tony u deadass rn?

Tony: I am neither the dead nor the ass

#he doesn't understand this lingo give him a break #dhmis #tony the talking clock #dhmis lamp #incorrect quotes #don't hug me i'm scared

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prettyboysdontlookatexplosions · 1 year

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it's like, is the cinemasins checkbox-ticking philosophy of movies ultimately rooted in annoying pedantry somewhere between totally out of touch and actively at odds with approaching the medium of filmmaking as any kind of actual art form? yes. but is it nonetheless fun to hit play on one of his stupid little videos for a dumbass fucking movie you really, really hate when you have a bunch of laundry to put away? i mean, i'm only human

#idk i feel very Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes about the whole thing #like i hit play on an MCU compilation playlist of his stuff #and fully half of the complaints at least for iron man 3 are things that are actually awesome about the film such as 'tony is a dick to kids #(the other half are jokes or logic nitpicking or continuity errors)#bc this is not a way of viewing film that is productive for movies that are even a little bit about something #like why does tony feel the need to make a suit that comes to him in pieces when he already has 40 suits he can summon at will?#well for the same reason he made those other 40 suits which is that he is having a nervous breakdown. that's like really not ambiguous IMO.#but for something like the fucking avengers movies it's like: no yeah every single thing you complain about is in fact Stupid As Hell #like joss whedon is out here making movies on the level of cinemasins guy. and on that level. he's failing miserably.#so he deserves it because nothing annoying about his movies can be justified with Actually It's Art. bc like. it's not #or Actually It's Bc The Characters Are Acting Illogically As A Result Of Their Human Emotions bc like. joss whedon doesn't understand those #also i hate him and like it when people say he sucks and is stupid

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