#tony stark textpost

[sixtysixproblems]

dear god why is this show like this. who let this be made (*loves it*)

#avengers #avengers assemble #avengers assemble cartoon #characters as textposts #tony stark #steve rogers #sam wilson #clint barton #natasha romanoff #thor #marvel #stony #superhusbands #behold! my stuff #sixes's as textposts

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: Hey, quit eating so much cake! You already ate a whole ice cream cake 2 hours ago!

Peter: So?

Tony: eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony

Peter: You're on your 3rd cherry pie!

Tony: eating too much pie is okay

Peter: Oh yeah, how?

Tony: Because the sin of Pi is always zero

Peter: *softly* holy shit. Mr Starks a genius

#yes he is #are you only just figuring that out? #peter parker #tony stark #irondad #marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect peter parker #incorrect tony stark #incorrect irondad #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #textpost #funny

[howfarethestars]

marvel + textposts part ??? 5 i think

#marvel #thor #mcu #tony stark #thor odinson #loki #nebula #guardians of the galaxy #wandavision #wanda maximoff #textposts #does anyone even care about the mcu enough for these to get traction? #time will tell

[sarcasstic-jpmvr]

Tony: Hey Stephen can you help me with-

Stephen: I would jump in an open fire with a can of gasoline in my hands for you, continue.

#tony stark #ao3 #iron man #tony stark x stephen strange #stephen strange #doctor strange #doctor stephen strange #strangeiron #ironstrange textpost #incorrect ironstrange #incorrect ironstrange quote #tony

[textsfromtheavengers]

#this was fully on purpose but steve never got that #now they’re married !! isn’t bisexual love a beautiful thing #avengers age of ultron #stevetony #stony #avengers texts from last night #incorrect avengers #steve rogers #tony stark #steve #tony #iron man #avengers text fic #avengers social media au #modified .. i think the original name was like aaron or something #avengers text au #texts from last night #incorrect mcu quotes #mcu textpost #avengers #mcu textfic

[peterparkourstuff]

Kidnapper: we have your son

The Avengers: We don’t have a son??

Kidnapper: He made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad, please come and pick him up

The Avengers: Oh my god you have Peter

Kidnapper: I’m going to be a painter

#peter parker #mcu textpost #spiderman #marvel mcu #irondad #ironman #peter parker needs a hug #tony stark #the avengers #clint barton #natasha marvel #thor odinson #bruce banner #the hulk #wanda maximoff #vision

[its-the-dollar-store]

Stephen: wow you really yeet that criminal

Tony & Peter: *visibly shocked*

Peter: no wait it’s yeeted in past tense-

Tony: Peter don’t encourage him-

Stephen: you can conjugate it?

Peter: if it been done to you, you were yooted, it’s actually a much debated-

Tony: I’m literally begging you to stop-

Stephen: no wait, let him finish

Peter: Past? Yeeted. Doing? Yeet. Done? Yoot.

*shoots tony a look*

Peter: Hotel? Trivago

Tony: how was that so perfectly orchestrated?!

#marvel #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect peter parker #humour #mcu textpost #iron dad #ironstrange #incorrect tony stark #incorrect marvel quotes

[trans-marvel-fan]

Avengers as Tumblr Posts

#morgan stark #thor odinson #tony stark #bruce banner #natasha romanoff #steve rogers #clint barton #peter parker #loki odinson #bucky barnes #yelana belova #marvel #marvel universe #the avengers #marvel mcu #mcu #mcufam #incorrect avengers textpost #mcu spiderman

[marvelbeingmarvelous]

So between Doctor Strange, Tony Stark, and Clint Barton...is the real measure of your superhero Avenger status how many powerful children you’ve adopted or...?

#doctor strange #tony stark #clint barton #multiverse of madness #america chavez #peter parker #wanda maximoff #kate bishop #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #mcu textpost

[transexualpirate]

going insane over how badly people misunderstand tony in this fandom. he's not an uwu soft boy huwt by the wowld been thwough so much needs someone cawing fo him uwu he's a grown ass adult who needed help his whole life and NO ONE HELPED HIM not because they didn't want to but because they COULDN'T so he learned to HELP HIMSELF and SURVIVE ON HIS OWN. HE'S HIS OWN FUCKING HERO. AND THIS IS WHY HE THINKS HE NEEDS TO FIX THE WHOLE WORLD - BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WILL IF HE DOESN'T BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T HELP HIM

#mine #not to be taken seriously #not to be a tony apologist #id never #but Ugh. #tony stark #iron man #marvel #marvel textposts #marvel posting #anyways

[doomtonyy]

Taking Doomtony prompts ! Feel free to send one in the ask box and I’ll see what I can cook up :)

#doomtony #irondoom #tony stark #iron man #victor von doom #doctor doom #textpost

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: *walks into the kitchen at 9am and sees peter eating breakfast*

Tony: what are you eating?

Peter: a waffle with chocolate and caramel sauce, whipped cream, chocolate chips and sprinkles. Oh, and peanuts.

Tony: ...

Peter: I'm not having it with ice cream, so technically it's not a dessert

Tony: kid, it's not even a dessert at this point. We've passed it being a dessert. That's just straight up diabetes

#tony stark #peter parker #innocent peter parker #incorrect peter parker #tony stank #incorrect tony stark #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel #mcu #textpost #marvel textpost #marvel text post #mcu memes #marvel memes #funny #irondad #irondad and spiderson #iron dad #iron dad and spider son

[dailydoseofbooks]

Thor: *hands peter mug of beer*

Thor: Excellent work in the mission man of spiders!

Tony: Stop, the kid is 15.

Thor: Oh!

Thor: *Hands Peter 2 beers*

Tony: Why?

Thor: He is a growing boy!

Peter: Excuse me mister Thor sir, I can't-

Thor: *already downed his and is ready to take Peters*

Tony: Thor just no.

Tony: On second thought, Peter since you don't want yours I'm taking it. I NEED it.

#marvel #tony stark #iron man #spider man #peter parker #spider man far from home #spider man no way home #spider man homecoming #thor #thor ragnarok #i love you 3000 #marvel memes #avengers #textposts #funny #hailey natalia

[sarcasstic-jpmvr]

[Rhodey saw Tony and Stephen make out]

Rhodey: What-what-what the—how da-how did-what the-how did-what?!

Tony: Well, y’know he lost his keys so he was looking for them…

Rhodey: [incredulous] In your mouth?!

#ironstrange #incorrect ironstrange #tony stark #stephen strange #rhodey #ironstrange textpost #tony stark x stephen strange

[textsfromtheavengers]

#stevetony #steve rogers #tony stark #iron man #your honor they’re bisexual #incorrect avengers #incorrect mcu quotes #avengers quotes #out of context avengers #text fic #avengers text fic #avengers texts #avengers text au #mcu textpost #steve

[peterparkourstuff]

Peter: Mr. Stark can you buy this for me?

Tony: Sure, Bambino

Clint: You can’t just pay things for him!

Tony: Why not? I’m his dad, I’ll pay for whatever he wants

Sam: We’re playing monopoly!

#peter parker #mcu textpost #spiderman #marvel mcu #irondad #ironman #tony stark #clint barton #sam wilson #monopoly #fanfic