#town.

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

#Stardew valley #most common meeting place for me and my girlfriend is level 20 of the mines #I'm so proud of her 🥲 #i give her spicy eel that i got from killing monsters in the skull caverns #seriously can you imagine having someone like that in your town lmao

[dungeons-and-dictions]

My new headcanon is that Karens become Susans in Hell.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #memes #alastor #hazbin alastor #floofy ears #best deer ears #deer troll daddy #is it hair or is it ears? #both #i made this for you #Susan #hazbin susan #cannibal town #hazbin rosie #Alastor’s bane

[cemeterything]

obviously people steal things from other people it's one of the oldest tricks in the book but it still always surprises me to learn that people plagiarise because my introduction to the concept was basically being told that if i ever plagiarised anything i would be executed by firing squad and my head would be removed and displayed on a spike outside the walls of the hallowed academic institution i was attending as a warning to others

#🐉 #like they were not fucking around they were like you will be BLACKLISTED we will EXILE you there may be FINANCIAL RESTITUTION OWED #if our plagiarism software detects anything suspicious we will FLAY YOU ALIVE IN THE TOWN SQUARE #i still wake up in a cold sweat sometimes wondering if i cited my sources correctly

[guhhhhhhhhhhh]

Man.... tumblr really has changed. Someone filmed themself having gay sex on the senate hearing room floor and I haven't seen a single post about it

#this would've been the talk of the town back in the day #I'm being sarcastic of course but this really did happen

[chestnutroan]

The Thang

#the sims #the sims 2 #aliens #ocs #art #Deadbug #a town named deadbug #hiiiiii sorry i havent really posted in ages. i lost my mojo.

[ssanguessuga]

#late night gossip in pelican town #stardew farmer #stardew valley #stardew fanart #stardew haley #sdv fanart #sdv #sdv farmer #sdv haley #artists on tumblr #digital art #art #fanart #illustration #mine

[goosewizard]

just saw Barbie so here are some (non-spoilery) highlights:

ken becoming DEEPLY obsessed with horses

MULTIPLE highly choreographed dance numbers that last for several minutes

kens job is beach

a tween calls Barbie a fascist (?????? ok screenwriters)

mojo dojo casa house

kens big mink coat having a HORSE THEMED LINING

i know we were deeply obsessed with the outfits but good god. the OUTFITS.

extensive Barbie lore

Barbie’s heart to heart with a lovely old woman

the kens building a wall

beaching one another off

KENS SONG THAT HE SINGS FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES

like twelve executives on one tandem bike

depression Barbie

ALLEN

i am kenough :)

gynecologist.

beautiful beautiful deeply camp coming of age story with layers and so much life. ive gained twenty new sewing projects from the opening shots of Barbieland alone. made my gf cry. 20/10

#barbie #barbie movie #ken #Barbie 2023 #30k #???? #really???? #barbie and ken #there is a deep transness to them #honored to have seen the first showing in my town #please go see this #it’s so queer #it’s so camp #it’s so funny

[glitterock]

online queer spaces (aka tik tok) can be so fucking dumb sometimes. like, in real life 20 year old and 40 year old dykes are making out at the bar and it’s fine. trans men and trans masc people will go to lesbian bars and it will be normal and acceptable to see them there. lesbians will fuck trans people (trans masc and femme people) and the world won’t end. someone at the gay bar will be wearing kink gear and no one will bat an eye. dykes will have moustaches and stubble and will be wearing a labrys and people are gonna fuck who they want and not fuck who they don’t want and that’s literally ok. being a part of a community means you will meet people who are different and who don’t fit your strict fucking rules of what is “acceptable” and what isn’t. and i feel badly for people who don’t understand what it’s like to live in a real-life community. let queer people be messy and confusing, no one in the real world cares.

#like i never wanna bash ppl who maybe live in small towns or countries w no queer community bc that’s not their fault and it’s very sad #but it’s always those who have no irl community who live online that try and police everyone else #like touch grass

[nando161mando]

Rehabilitation, not Devastation. Fuck The Police.

#denver #fuck the gop #fuck the police #rioters set fire to town hall & clash with cops as protests rage on across france after macron forced pension reform #tw cops #kill all cops #corrupt cops #all cops are bastards #defund the cops #fuck cops #cops #stop cop city #cop city #copcity #cop #kkkop #kkkops #allcopsarebastards #all cops are bad #all cops #policebastard #atlanta police #corrupt police #police #politas #ausgov #auspol #tasgov #taspol #goodnightwhitepride

[prismit]

to any nonbinary people reading this, never forget:

you can collect SOUL by striking enemies. once enough SOUL is collected, you can hold B to focus SOUL and regain health.

#ghost town... 2! #hollow knight #idk my brain hurts lmao. too much beat saber. sorry if someone's already made this joke lol it happens

[queentoriel]

pelican town

#stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #sdv #pelican town #queentoriel #art #isometric art #i. could have worked more on this but i want it done

[lowpolyanimals]

Cow Figurine from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask 3D

#cow figurine #cow #The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask #legend of zelda #majoras mask #i loved spotting these lil guys all over clock town as a kid #i recently knitted my very own to go on my shelf 🥺

[bebs-art-gallery]

The Seven Sorrows of Mary by Robin Isely

#art #sculpture #sculptures #our lady of sorrows #religious imagery #religious art #goth #gothic #dark academia #southern goth aesthetic #southern gothic #southern goth #american gothic #americana #small town america #preachers daughter #small town gothic #small town usa #preacher’s daughter #catholic art #midwest gothic #dark aesthetic #church #chapel #catholic #christian #midwest #aesthetic

[allthingseurope]

Dordogne, France (by alh1)

#dordogne #france #europe #travel #travel blog #europe travel #vertical #architecture #old town

[sentient-forest-boy]

As a young librarian, I started trying to figure out why more young people aren't ever coming in; 90% of our demographic are the elderly and parents of children, and the rest are a rough mix of the kids and teenagers who come in just for school projects. As a result, I've been attempting different ways to get the Youth TM to come into libraries, but first I wanted to see why they don't come in. Please reblog to get this poll out to more people! <3

#polls #poll #library #librarian #books #reading #pretty pls I need more people come into my workplace that aren't going to hate crime me for breathing #I live in a small town so I am Tired

[faeyuh]

ROSIE APPRECIATION POST BECAUSE SHES MY FAVORITE CANNIBAL AND I WANT HER TO BE MY CARETAKER

also look at how genuinely happy alastor looks in this frame. will never get over them <33

#autism #prime hazbin hotel #new hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel 2024 #hazbin hotel #rosie hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel episode 7 #cannibal town #hazbin hotel rosie #alastor #the radio demon #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #ready for this song #ready for this hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel song #appreciation post #character appreciation #comfort character #character appreciation post #indie animation #1k #2k #3k