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tripiispooks · 4 years
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In any rpg's type game I play I always try to make this one character.
This one character that is:
Probably belongs in Devil Wears Prada
Can't hear you over my designer [usually weapons]
Will walk into a place and say it smells like bitch in here
Her resting face usually says it for her
Yes, her, it's always a she
Dares people to vibe check her
'Like go ahead, do it, I dare you,'
Has a mean laugh
I mean it could be someone told her a terrible joke or pun and she laughs and its sounds so mean like she just watched someone trip or something, but it's just a joke a friend told her
Will vibe check higher ups/people "more powerful" than her
Rich and a bitch, but not spoiled
Her family got rich, and she, through hard work, and values it
Cant stress enough how rich she is
Like she should be a snob and such, but she will spoil her friends rotten
Her friends are her family and she would do anything for them
Debt? What debt??? Its been paid hun
Too expensive? 100k??? that's lunch money
But anyone else...not her problem
Is a weird combination of the mom friend and the rich wine aunt
She's ride or die for her makeshift family
But she is professional above all else
All I can think of is the line that the sniper says from TF2, 'professionals have standards'
And Thomas E. Ricks' quote 'Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet'
Think CEO woman with heels that can kill just as much as her words
Judgy side eye
Will look at her companions discretely like they're the camera in the Office
Will come unhinged when it come to dogs
Itty bitty baby pupper needs to be protected at all costs, even if said cost is her reputation because she needs to pet the dog and/or save its life, can she adopt it? Shes going to sure try
That dog will be living the life of luxury
Two games where I have one:
In SWTOR (which I have been on a huge kick):
Always a sith warrior
Because its irony (my si is a chaotic bastard that will throw down at a moment's notice, gives my sw a headache)
And perfect fit for destroying Baras in front of the dark council
Always a pure blood
That is tol and slightly beefy and only wears all black
This one has really bad respiratory issues where she has to wear a half mask at all times, sure she could get a surgery done, but...aesthetic...
Because Malavai quinn deserves to have a boss that actually benefits the empire
That isn't crazy
That isn't some power hungry sith
Sure shes power hungry, but shes a professional above all else
Should she be and Imperial???
If she didn't have the force she would have already been a general or super high rank
Or even a chiss imp
I think Thrawn would like working with her
Best friends with vette
Married to Quinn
Knew Baras would force him to betray her and was already 2 steps ahead and won Quinn over and had the whole betrayal turned a set up for Baras
Vette annoying Quinn? Oh, that's just her spying and snooping for the SW
What do you mean you found a listening device? Didn't you know SW bugged her own ship after she got rid off all the listening devices and trackers that Baras rigged
Would vibe check the emperor if given the chance if she feels the need to
Has an akk dog, yes its name is Vengeance and yes its nickname is smooshy
Skyrim:
Head of the thieves guild
And dark brotherhood
And archmage
Owns everyhouse and the three homesteads
But prefers the severin manor
Always imperial with dark hair and brown eyes
No qualms with stealing right in front of people
Or killing
'Take me to jail? Haha, here's the bounty money' drops a bag of coins and leaves laughing
Shes the dragonborn that took out Alduin, miraak, harkon, literally every person that posed a problem, not threat, just problem
Who's gonna check her? Akatosh?? She'd check him
Was a vampire but found it tedious and got cured
Hates the thalmor and kills them at every opportunity
Laughs at the Stormcloaks because Ulfric is a thalmor agent, has proof, and thinks its laughable that they want to take on the aldmeri on their own
Best friends with Serana and they talk trash on everyone
Two rich bitches
Was ready to check both Serana's parents
If she could adopt Serana she would
Also besties with Teldryn
He says she the sanest of his clients but that's a fat load of lies, it's more to convince him, also she pays way more
married Ghorbash the Ironhand (seriously in love with him because she took him on as a follower and they have the same love of travelling and the stuff he said made her swoon)
They adopted Hroar and the girl from windelhm
Herr family primarily stays at the homestead south of whiterun with the lake near by, she likes it because of Riverwood and the lake, plus whiterun the most stable hold to live near despite the homestead being part of a different hold
Send help to Tamriel when her, Serana, and Teldryn are in the same room
The amount of shade flying at everyone is lethal
Ghorbash loves to watch, though gets caught off guard by some comments
Meeko protection squad, her kids adopted him so he's safe and loved
Might draw stuff about these two ladies
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