#tristantext

[tristantexts]

Tristan Texting Lancelot late at night

Tristan: Why does it feel good to use cotton swabs?

Lancelot: What?

Tristan: Like in your ears

Tristan: Why does it feel so good?

Lancelot: Jesus ch- GO TO BED

Few moments later

Tristan: Did you go to sleep?

Tristan: Why does it feel good Lance??

Lancelot: I googled it for you since it's beyond your capabilities apparently....

Lancelot: Your ear canals have a SHIT ton of nerve endings, can I go back to bed now?

Tristan:

Tristan: no

Tristan: Lance keep telling me stuff I don't know!

#tristan #lancelot #lol #tristantexts #nnt #sds #7ds

[briezymartin]

Text to Tristan.

Brie: http://68.media.tumblr.com/488b8cf08d986e98639da5d8ec3b8e0f/tumblr_inline_nf4l3xnfC61slsraq.jpg

Brie: don't tell anyone

Brie: i haven't even told my family

Brie: but...

Brie: you're looking at brie martin c:

#tristantext

[milesovermatter-blog]

text ---> triles.

Miles: Hey...

#tristantext

[briezymartin]

text to best bitch forever.

Brie: so i'm thinking of going like

Brie: a more platinum blonde again

Brie: are we gonna match again bc i feel like it's an essential part of our aesthetic.

#Tristantext

[briezymartin]

text to tristan.

Brie: so i liked one of cam's pictures with the blonde bitch from three weeks ago on accident

Brie: moral of this story: i have to change majors and possibly schools but also never speak to him again

Brie: and i'm also going to die alone rip

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