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Klaus: So Five was our designated driver last night.

Diego: Yeah? How’d that go?

Klaus: We passed a McDonald’s and Allison and I started chanting “McDonald’s! McDonald’s! Mcdonald’s!” So Five pulled into the drive thru, and we started cheering but he just ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving.

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Okay but I really like how TUA (the show at least, I haven’t read the comics yet) is that they didn’t try to redeem Reginald’s abuse. They didn’t try and say that Reginald loved them in his own way (that was said by Pogo, but it was shown that he didn’t actually love them) or give him a sob back story that was meant to give him justification for his actions. They said that what he did was bad and that there are no excuses. They also did that for Leonard. They showed why he was abusive, but they didn’t say he was justified for it. And I really appreciate that they didn’t try to use past abuse or “love” as a scapegoat.

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Klaus: I love feeling my clothes fresh out of the oven

Klaus, later: Okay so I realised I said oven instead of dishwasher but I forgot what it was called and used the next thing I could think of

Diego: It’s called a washing machine

Five: I think it’s a dryer. Who would be feeling wet clothes?

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Vanya: You are the worst at pranks in the whole world.

Five: No, I’m not.

Vanya: Yes, you are. You either go too small -

Past Five: Let’s pour some juice near Luther’s shoe.

Vanya: - or way too big.

Past Five: Let’s hit him in the knees with a ski.

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Could you do one where Five’s s/o is hella shy and nervous and he’s super protective of them? And like once he saw someone yelling at them and scaring them and Five literally beat the shit out of the person who was rude to his s/o

yes ofc!



  • he doesn’t exactly know how he met you or how he came to be your boyfriend, he wakes up in morning and thinks to himself, “why are they so mf adorable?!!???”
  • like boi who would ever date someone as rude and overall a small ball of anger like him?
  • he made sure to keep his cool around you when Luther was around as well. He didn’t want to make you scared of him.
  • “dad sent me to the moon—“ five nearly lost his head, “y/n would you go find my other sock for me I think I lost it—“ as soon as you left he has Luther in a chokehold
  • this man literally gROwLs at any of his siblings or even any pedestrian that dares to even blink at you
  • He made it his job to make sure your feeling absolutely happy and perfect and amazing and every good thing in the world.
  • He never had to do anything serious or step in although he was weary when you said you had volunteered at a neighborhood library
  • Even though you were shy and sweet, a peaceful person and overall a angel, he couldn’t shake the fact that someone might want to taint you
  • and to his despair the dreadful moment had come.
  • he had come to pick you up quite grumpily already so he could have a nice cup of coffe but, he saw that you were already in tears, picking up books around a man that was currently shouting at you to stop being useless
  • he heard his teeth gritting together with how hard he was clenching his jaw, he had never run so fast in his life
  • When I tell you he flew, he flew.
  • Grabbing the man by the collar he made sure to take him to a place faraway from you. Slamming him against the wall he spoke low and dangerously
  • “Listen up you piece of garbage, you ever think about going near that library or doing anything like that ever again I’ll make sure a grave is the last thing you see bastard.” He let the man go.
  • did I mention he left him unconscious and upside down in a sewage? because he did.
  • did he enjoy that immensely? yes yes he did
  • when he came back he forced himself to comfort you, gently hugging you and making sure that you knew everything was going to be alright becsuse he was there now
  • and damn did being your hero feel good.
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im bored and its Saturday night so I plan on reviewing characters from the best show: the umbrella academy


1. Luther


Luther is a character that’s really hated on, but personally I don’t hate him all that much. Sure, he makes a lot of mistakes throughout the season but he really doesn’t know what it’s like to live without his everyday actions being approved by Sir Reginald. He’s got a lot of issues, and is a dick sometimes, but overall 5/10.

2. Diego


I love Diego and he’s such a good character with great development. In the beginning of episode one, I immediately thought he was a douchebag but I ended up loving his character. He’s so nice… in his own way, of course. But you can see as the series goes on how much he cares about his family and Eudora… :(!! Overall, 10/10. Kind of a dick, but I’m letting it slide because he loves his mom and his knives which makes up for it.

3. Allison


I love Allison so much, even though her “big-sister skills” are questionable. Her character is so *mwah* and I can’t help but love her. She has a big, big heart but sometimes she focuses more on herself than others in the heat of the moment. She made a lot of mistakes with Vanya in the season, which put me on edge, but I thought the scene at the concert with her, Vanya, and the gun <3, really made me SOB. Her character really portrays how nothing can stand in-between sibling bonds, especially when she chooses to save Vanya instead of the world. 8/10.

4. Klaus


I love Klaus and he’s one of my favorites, (him, Diego, and Ben). I truly LOVE how much he progressed through the season. I relate to him most out of all character’s by far. When Dave died it was so amazing how Klaus pulled through his addiction just to see him again, which I think is so wonderful. I can’t wait for next season when we get to see more of his powers!! 11/10.

5. Five


Five’s a real dickhead, but I honestly love how he risked everything to save his family from impending doom. His cocky and ambitious character lowkey annoyed me throughout the series but I was also soft for the other side of him which was trying so hard to save the world. He may not show it, but he loves his family a lot. And he loves Delores which adds 0.5 points. 7.5/10.

6. Ben


I love Ben so much. I feel so utterly bad for him and I’m dying (lmao) to find out how he died. His character is so wonderful and just improves the show by 100% anytime he’s on screen. I love and think it’s so amazing how much he’s trying to help his brother be the amazing person he sees him as. Ben is so wonderful and he needs 800 more minutes, at least, of screen time next season. Ben is one of the best characters in the show for his heartfelt nature. 11/10.

7. Vanya


I’m in love with Ellen Page Vanya. Her beautifully portrayed character makes me SCREAM. Yes, she tried to end the world and had already once killed everyone in a different timeline but that doesn’t matter. She is so kickass and awesome. I feel horrible for how she was treated by her father and her siblings, which Allison tried to make up for during the season. Her powers are so cool, too. I love Vanya, but I feel as though ending the world because of your childhood trauma is a bit much. But we also should remember she didn’t have much control over her powers and her anger must’ve taken the best of her. Her sibling, Luther, also put her in the one place of her childhood that was most traumatic which was so horrible. I’m going have to take away 0.5 points, though. She kinda slit Allison’s throat :/. 9.5/10.

8. Hazel and Cha-Cha


The two most badass characters of the show. I love them so much even though their relationship is a little toxic. But that’s not completely their fault. 

Hazel: 6/10

Cha-Cha: 5/10

9. Leonard Peabody/Harold Jenkins


I hate him, I don’t even know why I included him in this. -1/10.

10. Grace 


I love Grace so much! She is the best robot mom in history and I feel so bad for how Reginald treated her. Grace gets a 200/10 from me, chief.

11. Sir Reginald Hargreeves 


Who hurt this man to make him such a monster? Reginald is the worst character by far, he hurt and traumatized all of his “children”. Sure, they’re superheroes and need training to save people or whatever but they were just kids. They didn’t deserve to be hurt so badly by the man they deemed their father. 0/10.

12. The Handler 


“Wow, what a bitch,” I said ten seconds before falling in love with her. So, whatever. She’s kind of the bad guy but she’s so funny, idk why. I love her. 4/10, just because she did a lot of messed up shit but she just gave me vibes whenever she was onscreen.

13. Pogo


Pogo was an enabler to Sir Reginald’s abuse which makes me give him a 2/10. Yes, he cared for the kids but he was an enabler to his abuse and could’ve told them the secrets Reginald kept hidden instead of forcing them all to slowly suffer as they uncover more and more. 

14. Agnes Rofa



ok that’s pretty much it of all the characters I wanted to review/that’s pretty much all there were other than side characters. I love this show so much so :) enjoy my dumbass review

you guys should go follow me and like all my other stuff cuz I kinda post a bunch alright thank u <3

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Open Roleplay Starter

It was not a good day, rainy and cold. It was one of those days in which you wake up and feel the bad luck crushing you down. Klaus was having one of those days, he had woken up with a horrible headache. It felt even worse because he was finally trying to get clean and that meant no medication, fearing that it would temp him to relapse. And the ghosts. They were always loud but today they seemed to have even more strength.

Klaus walked down the great staircase, hoping to get to the kitchen. He always felt better after a way too sweet breakfast.

(open to all, including OCs)

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