portrait of (young) benny boy
Klaus funko pop coming out next January ❤️
Luther: *has heart attack*
Luther: call me an ambulance!
Klaus: umm, okay, you’re an ambulance.
No but I’ll write that if this gets 500 notes
Klaus: Write “nothing is set in stone” on my grave as both a witty pun and a subtle warning that I will come back.
Klaus: I’m a limited edition. I’m unique. No other copies.
Diego: Thank god.
Klaus Hargreeves is online
I was cold so…
Ben is mad at me because I’m smoking…. IT’S JUST A CIGARETTE
Things I want in season two of umbrella academy
- Five and Klaus, being chaotic
- Klaus and Dave!!!!!
- Nah, that’s it
Emergency Writing Commissions
My name’s Leo, I’m a trans man in debt of about $1,300 and I need help. I’ve tried finding jobs, but no one will hire me, so I have no source of income right now. Me and my wife are constantly living in stress, since she can’t find a job, either.
So I’m taking writing commissions as well as donations.
What I can write about:
- Steven Universe
- Umbrella Academy
- Dramatical Murder
I can also help develop backstories for your OC’s, or help you make an entire one with a few references!
I am willing to write about almost anything, except pedophilia, sexual content between minors, or graphic sexual assault. There may be more things I would decline to write about.
My writing rate is $6 per hour, or $3 per half hour. I keep close track on how long it takes me to write.
The last time I made a post, it didn’t seem to get any notes, so if you could at least reblog this I’d be thankful!
Klaus: I couldn’t go back there after what they said to me
Diego: What did they say?
Klaus: You’re fired
Luther, to Klaus: I trust you about as far as I can throw you!
Luther: Which… is pretty far, apparently, but still.
“I lost someone…”
Diego: Are you okay? What do you need? How can I help?
Diego: must you?
Klaus: You’re my best friend, Ben. Last year, we shared a toothbrush.
Ben: I was not aware of that.
Klaus: We did.
Dave: [following Klaus around as a ghost]
Klaus: What are you doing?
Dave: I was told to follow my dreams.
Klaus : whenever I doubt myself, I ask : wwld ?
Ben : what’s that?
Klaus : what would luther do .. and then I do the complete opposite
More of my high school au. Klaus can make Ben laugh until he cries and no one understands how. Also Ben is baby and everyone proteccs him, even when they’re all half asleep uwu
“I hope you’ve got a fresh pot on… I look like death. But I gather that’s appropriate. Heh.”
Vanya: You could probably pour soup in my lap and I’d apologize to you.
White Violin Vanya: Do not fuck with me.