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The Umbrella Academy — We Only See Each Other at Wedding and Funerals  {Sentence Starters}

  • “Nice dress.”
  • “Hit him! Hit him!”
  • “Is that my skirt?”
  • “Ex-squeeze me?”
  • “You’re safe, now.”
  • “You should leave.”
  • “You’re actually here…”
  • “I didn’t sign up for this.”
  • “Can we go home, now?”
  • “I wasn’t sure you’d come.”
  • “There is no mystery here.”
  • “I vote for running, come on!”
  • “Stay strong. I believe in you.”
  • “You should stop talking, now.”
  • “Oo, that’s one badass stapler.”
  • “On your feet and come with us.”
  • “Well, it would if you were smart.”
  • “Well, sober up, this is important.”
  • “And he is, he’s dead! Yaaaaaay!”
  • “Do you even know how to drive?”
  • “I don’t know, you have a better idea?”
  • “This is your home. And always will be.”
  • “You never know when to stop, do you?”
  • “Forget about him. I’m glad you’re here.”
  • “Save the lecture, I was already leaving.”
  • “Eternal peace… it’s probably overrated.”
  • “You should have locks on your windows.”
  • “I heard a rumor that you shot your friend.”
  • “You must know your way around the city…”
  • “I’ve decided you’re the only one I can trust.”
  • “Are we leaving? Fabulous, I’ll get my things!”
  • “No need to get your little panties in a bunch.”
  • “I can save you some time: they’re all locked.”
  • “Guns are for sissies. Real men throw knives!”
  • “Of course you don’t know, you’ve been gone.”
  • “You don’t belong here. Not after what you did.”
  • “I’m afraid there’s just nothing special about you.”
  • “Stay strong. I believe in you… you, not so much.”
  • “Thought it was pretty good, all things considered.”
  • “As far as I could tell, I was the last person left alive.”
  • “Remember how he used to look at us? That scowl?”
  • “Wanted to get your autograph… add it to my collection.”
  • “Oh, I wouldn’t worry about that. You won’t be going home.”
  • “You know, after all these years, I find it strangely comforting.”
  • “The world ends in eight days, and I have no idea how to stop it.”
  • “Thank Christ he’s not our real father so we couldn’t inherit those cold, dead eyes.”
  • “Will there be refreshments? Tea, scones? Cucumber sandwiches are always a winner.”
  • “Same thing that always happens… I made a wish, and it came true, and I couldn’t take it back.”
  • “Every time I close my eyes, I see a diarrhetic hippo about to shit on my face. It’s terrifying!”
  • “He was a monster. He was a bad person and a worse father. The world’s better off without him.”
  • “Hate to rush you through any kind of brooding moment you might be having, but, come on, man, we’re starving!”
  • “Oh, I remember your snacks. I’m pretty sure I stepped in half those peanut butter and marshmallow sandwiches.”
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<p>: <b>Nico:</b> You know I can recognize the symptoms, Jason<p/><b>Jason:</b> What symptoms?<p/><b>Nico:</b> The wishful eyes? Hopeful gaze every time he passes by? Drawn by sea-green eyes and messy black locks? How long?<p/><b>Jason:</b> How long what?<p/><b>Nico:</b> How long have you been in love with Percy Jackson?<p/></p>
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