#tua quotes

[your-favorite-bean]

Reginald: If klaus jumped off a cliff would you too.

Diego: hey man, I’m a leader, not a follower

Reginald: good. Because it’s important not to blindly follow—

Diego: I’m jumping off the cliff first.

#five: nah I would’ve pushed him off before he could jump #tua #five hargreeves #allison hargreeves #ben hargreeves #diego hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #luther hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #tua quotes #tua shitpost #the umbrella academy #reginald hargreeves

[mesmerize-the-mayhem]

Klaus: people are like trash cans...

Five: ?

Klaus: you stomp on their feet and their mouths opens...

Five: *sigh*

Klaus: oh, you don't believe me? LUTHER!

Luther: *comes in* what?

Klaus: *stomp on his feet*

Luther: *open mouth to yell*

Klaus: see?

Five: I see what you meant... *chuckle, eye roll* idiots.

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[kermit-the-hag]

Dustin: Hey, get up Steve, we’re going.

Steve: Where?

Dustin: To save the world.

Steve: Oh, is that all? Great.

#stranger things #steve harrington #dustin henderson #incorrect stranger things quotes #stranger things meme #steve and dustin #tua quotes

[thegaydepressedone]

Little moments I loved in tua

- “Wheeeeee!”

- “Is Ben here?” “No, unfortunately ghosts can’t time travel.” “Are you kidding me?”

- “If Ben were here, he’d agree with me” “no, no I don’t.”

- The entire scene where Klaus was pretending to be Five’s dad

- “Get out of the van Klaus! Oh, welcome back to the van!” “What van?”

- “Who do I gotta kill to get a decent cup of coffee?”

- “That won’t be a problem. You won’t be going home” ICONIC

- I Think We’re Alone Now dance scene

- Klaus, Allison and Viktor getting drunk together in the beauty parlour!!!!!!!!!

- “What, you can’t say hi to nobody?” “Hi Allison” “what was that?” “Hi Allison!” “Thank you”

- The entire Olga Foroga scene

- “I’m Diego. I have a knife”

- “Hell yeah, I made that machine my BITCH” I absolutely love this because it sounds like something a person would actually say

- “It least he didn’t shank my ass” “no bro, he shanked your heart” i also love this one because it also sounds like something a person would say

- DIEGO AND HERB’S HANDSHAKE I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW HAPPY THAT MADE ME

- The flashback scene at the bank

- “Diego, Try not to do anything too stupid.”

- “How did you find me?” “Page 16. ‘Disturbed man with multiple knives arrested outside 1024th North Beckley”

- “ARE YOU, OR ARE YOU NOT AN ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!?” “That such in open ended question when you think about it” “it really depends on the people”

-- *Diego smashes through window* “subtle” “You know the door was unlocked, right?”

- “Which, for the record, I found him already” “then let him go, before we could have a meaningful conversation” “……he stabbed me” “I’m surprised he waited this long, Diego, we’ve all had the urge.”

- Delores. Just all of her.

- “So what’s the plan?” “We infiltrate. We identify. We extract. Double time.” “What the hell’s he talking about?” “Find the old man and get out fast.” “That’s what I said.”

- “O ye of little faith” “stick it up your ass”

#tua #tua netflix #the umbrella academy #tua five #tua klaus #tua quotes #tua season one #tua season two #tua spoilers #tua ben #viktor hargreeves #diego hargreeves #luther hargreeves

[snowflakeanimelover]

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Five: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Vanya: ...I did. I broke it.

Five: No. No you didn't. Allison?

Allison: Don't look at me. Look at Luther.

Luther: What?! I didn't break it.

Allison: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Luther: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Allison: Suspicious.

Luther: No, it's not!

Diego: If it matters, probably not, but Klaus was the last one to use it.

Klaus: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Diego: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Klaus: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Diego!

Vanya: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Five.

Five: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Diego: Five... Allison's been awfully quiet.

Allison: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Five, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Five: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Five:

Five: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

#the umbrella academy #kates blabs #incorrect quotes #tua quotes #funny

[navya04]

umbrella academy can try all they want but no line will ever give me chills like ‘i heard a rumour’ ‘you stopped breathing’

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[reineydraws]

someone save tim 😬

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[hihomeghere]

I’m so normal about them

#the umbrella academy #tua #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #luther hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #alison hargreeves #ben hargreeves #sir reginald hargreeves #sloane hargreeves #fei hargreeves #marcus hargreeves #the sparrow academy #incorrect tua quotes #vanya hargreeves #lila pitts

[highlyincorrect]

Diego, after attempting to cook: THE KITCHEN’S ON FIRE

Viktor: Where’s a responsible adult???

Diego; He’s asleep!

Klaus, grabbing a bucket of water: Don’t worry guys, I’ve got this!

Klaus: *throws water on Five* WAKE THE FUCK UP THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE

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[topperscumslut]

it’s literally him

#never seen a textpost fit a character so well in my life #ben hargreeves #the sparrow academy #sparrow ben #tua #the umbrella academy #tua 4 #tua 3 #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #allison hargreeves #diego hargreeves #luther hargreeves #tua season 3 #tua s4 #tua s3 #tua incorrect quotes #tua textposts #sparrow academy #sparrow academy ben hargreeves

[taufikaulia]

Ridha Tidak Bisa Dipaksa

Ridha itu seperti mata air yang datang dari kedalaman hati. Sedangkan maaf itu ada di permukaan.

Seseorang bisa saja memberi maaf sekalipun ada luka yang belum sembuh, tergantung seluas apa hatinya. Lisannya bisa saja berkata ia ridha, tapi jika ridha itu ada di hati yang paling dalam, maka bagaimana mungkin orang yang sedang terluka bisa ridha begitu saja?

Ridha adalah perasaan itu sendiri dalam wujudnya yang paling murni. Sedih, senang, puas, atau kecewa. Ridha ada di dalam rasa-rasa itu yang saling berkelindan.

“Ridha itu diraih dengan susah payah, tidak seperti maaf yang bisa diminta kapan saja.”

—@taufikaulia

#quotes #nasehat #pernikahan #orang tua #inspiring quotes #tulisan #taufik aulia #islam #dakwah #nikah #pasangan #suami istri

[itstheghostofmypast]

*At Luther's wedding*

Y/N: Bet you three shots he'll cry.

Five: I bet you four he'll throw up.

Y/N: I bet you two shots we'll pull through this too.

Five: seven that we'll all die, love.

Lila: Do they realise this is called alcoholism?

Diego: Shhh...just watch

Y/N: Two shots say you'll be kissing me tonight.

*Five takes two shots, smirks at her blushing face*

Lila: wtf?

Diego: It's giving love.

#five hargreeves centric #five x reader #five x y/n #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #diego hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #tua x reader #five hargreaves x reader #vanya #allison hargreeves #tua imagine #tua incorrect quotes #lila tua #vanya hargreeves #victor hargreeves #luther hargreeves

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Diego: Deadname or misgender my brother and your pronouns will be was/were

#the umbrella academy #tua #tua shitpost #tua incorrect quotes #diego hargreeves

[thegaydepressedone]

Little moments I loved in tua pt 2/??

- “Did we all… get sexier?”

- “Yeah, you are my ghost bitch”

- “Eat shit, you shit-eater!”

- Just any fight scene of Five vs everyone else bcuz he’s a teleporting badass

- 7: homicidal rage

- “Love shouldn’t have to hurt this much” “🤮”

- Every scene with Ben possessing Klaus because he’s such an adorable dork and I love him

- “My name is Klaus and I’m an alcohoooo… sorry that’s the wrong meeting!”

- Luther just eating his problems away in every scene of season 2

- “*sobbing*like yogurt. How does it know when to stop being milk”

- “My bad” “dipshit”

- “Ugh, Klaus is so dirty!” “Yes you are, daddy”

- “What I am… is sexy trash!”

- When Klaus said “Ben uhh” IT WAS JUST SUCH A SIBLING THING PLS

- yknow what that entire scene of Ben trying to make Klaus let him possess him

- “I have no idea, sorry” “liar” “drop dead.” “Low blow!”

- “Are you really gonna kill him?” “No, I love him” THIS WAS SO CUTE PLS

- “If I were to date a man, you’d be the last man I’d date.” “You’d be lucky to get me”

- “Who in this room knows about love? This one? In secret love with some farm Frau-“ “her name’s sissy” “-which is an improvement from her previous love interest (*allison aggressively shakes her head*) - the serial killer” “what?”

- “Listen up, Casper”

- “Follow my lead” “uh, honey no, I’m the man here” *goes along anyway*

- “Maybe they’re here for Kenny’s birthday party!”

- Luther having to PHYSICALLY RESTRAIN Diego from attacking Five after Five said “well it would if you were smarter”

- “Dad should have left him on the moon”

- “Let’s face it, the healthiest long term relationship in this family was when five was banging that mannequin”

- “What part of the future do you not understand?”

- “I told you I had friends in high places”

- “Anything for family, brother” “well, okay. We are all brothers, beneath the skin” “no. No, literally. You’re my brother in law” “ what?” “Yeah, family barbecues are about to get real weird”

- “First of all, this son of a bitch beams into our living room, with yet another one of your brothers. And he’s talking about stopping one of your sisters from blowing up some buildings?! And I got a dead man wrapped up in my best rug, babe!”

- “Children ride in the back”

- “I heard a rumour that you punched yourself in the face”

- “Where have you been?” “Jail”

- “is there any way that taco are gonna cause the end of the world?” “Well, there’s only one way to find out!”

#tua season two #tua #the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #five hargreeves #tua season one #tua quotes #tua netflix #I love them all so much #I have so many more #but the post would be too long #I haven’t even gotten into season 3 #humour #funny #tua humour #tua viktor #viktor hargreeves

[snowflakeanimelover]

Five: I'm a reverse necromancer.

(Y/N): Isn't that just killing people?

Five: Ah, technicality.

#the umbrella academy #incorrect quotes #TUA quotes

[five-hargreeves-apologist]

Five: please. I am literally begging you to stop.

Me: *chugging baby benadryl straight from the bottle* IF THE HATMAN CAN'T STOP ME, THEN NEITHER CAN Y O U

Five: oh my fucking-

Me: THE HATMAN FEARS ME, AND SO SHOULD EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS MORTAL PLANE

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