Smeyer’s new nickname is Smayonnaise. sorry had to be done, I don’t make the rules
drunk thoughts but the fact that smeyer’s misogyny even peaks through when you look at jane vs alec…….
alec is arguably way more powerful than jane but jane is the vicious one, the one that everyone is scared of because she’s more open with her violence. jane is the obvious female half of the twins and also the “feral” one, so to speak…
Hey so I’m watching supergirl and like the DIFFERENCE between Peter Facinelli as Carlisle and Peter Facinelli as Maxwell Lord? Astounding.
Jason Mendoza would make an excellent Twilight vampire
the worst twilight movie is eclipse and its only because edward’s sideburns freak me out
Me to Edward: whatcha gonna do?? cry? That’s what I thought bitch boi
What on earth are you speaking about?
Jasper Hale is a walking Vibe Check. His gift literally checks your vibes.
alice in the hall over having to listen to her idiot brother tell his future wife “it’s the fluorescence” like he’s never spoken to a human before as if he hasn’t spent the last century pretending to be one
Snitches get stitches! I mean nobody here murdered Didyme of course!!! But just remember, snitches get stitches.
Ya’ll, I’m like hella convinced that some sort of new Twilight media is going to be announced/come out in the next year. Idk why exactly, but like I can just feel it. When I’m right, I called it ya’ll.
There’s this dude at my school who’s hella tall, got a very pretty face, nice hair, and always wears cute sweaters(aka my weakness. Seriously, guys in sweaters murder me) and I’ve literally never talked to him, but my friends and I saw him in the lunch line one day and we all fell in love automatically because of how handsome he was. Anyway, the next day we see him again and talk about him as we leave lunch walking down the hall. Literally the second I break away from them, I pass him in the hall and make eye contact with him, and it was like this weird af surreal moment. Wait it gets better. So I was at a sleepover talking about this boy, who I think is quite possibly the most attractive boy at our school, and someone points out the fact that his name is Edward. HIS NAME IS FRICKEN EDWARD. And they’re like “oh my God it’s meant to be, you’re obsessed with twilight blah blah blah” and so of course, me being me, I freak out for a second. And then I’m like “WAIT. MY NAME IS LITERALLY BELLA” and everyone’s like “yeah, exactly” so I freak out some more. Basically, I now NEED to fall in love with a boy I’ve never talked to. Wish me luck!
I have $20 of printing credits that dont roll over next semester.
Guess whos gonna have a garbage copy of Midnight Sun.
i have multiple questions
Ok but the Cullens totally have those magnet letters on their fridge. Emmet uses them to write vines and Edward writes shitty angsty poetry.
You can’t change my mind
is it just me ir is it really weird that smeyer named charactwrs after peoplw she knew? like, wasn’t Jacob one of her relatives or something? I get so weirded out when I’m writing and coming up with names and I start to use a name of someone i knew, like I knew a girl in first grade named Eliza so I can’t use that name. my cashiers name at hot topic was Britney so now I cant use that name either. idk its just freaky to use people that you know’s names in your writing. I would get so weirded out if someone used my name in their writing too, like ew just. ew