These two parts killed me
new ask game: tell me what my vampire power would be and why
all edward cullen does is listen to linkin park abandon girls in forests drink deer blood and lie
alice in the hall over having to listen to her idiot brother tell his future wife “it’s the fluorescence” like he’s never spoken to a human before as if he hasn’t spent the last century pretending to be one
listen. twilight is great, new moon is awesome, eclipse is a mess, and breaking dawn is a shitshow. but no matter what. victoria fucks
so did leah clearwater, rosalie hale, charlie swan, esme cullen, all the side characters, etc. but FUCK renée and phil we don’t care about them.
The One Brain Cell Cullen Kids: *do anything*
The Twilight Renaissance talking about Edward
Bella: You’re impossibly strong and fast. Your skin is pale white and ice cold. What are you? You—
Edward, desperately trying to throw off suspicion:
for when you want affection but don’t want to prompt affection so you nudge affection hoping it will emerge sometime soon
I took me 11 years to appreciate Carlisle and Esme for the amazing parents they are.
They’re really out here supporting all of their dumb kids’ decisions huh
14 y/o me sitting in the theater watching bella and edward get aro’s pasty ass after he killed carlisle in breaking dawn