#two turkeys

[asparklethatisblue]

When you spend a semester abroad and then can’t help peppering in the new language you learned into everyday speech…

#james spent a year or two running around Syria and Turkey and all that… #and then kept using it in his letters #francis crozier #james fitzjames #the terror #my art

[mostlysignssomeportents]

During the Obama years, some of the Republican Party’s leading finance wing bosses started playing with fire. The Koch Brothers poured a fortune into the creation of the Tea Party, a hardline group that made it clear that the would rather lose elections than lose the culture war. They primaried career GOP politicians and replaced them with swivel-eyed loons (and normie politicians who were willing to vote like swivel-eyed loons).

These hardliners changed the conservative coalition’s balance of power. By making it clear that they would rather see Democrats in office than Republicans who reneged on their culture war promises, they put the fear of (an evangelical) God into their leaders.The Tea Party marked a turning point for the US conservative movement and then conservative movements around the world.

Hardline conservative policies — total abortion bans, groomer panics, institutionalized racism, historical revisionism, support for white nationalist — are not popular.

Ideas like universal medical care, expanded transit, humane immigration policies and infrastructure spending enjoy commanding majority support among both Republicans and Democrats.But the hardliners threw the steering-wheel out the window. They’ve made it clear to GOP party bosses that they would rather lose elections than lose the culture war.

- The Right's Hardliners Would Rather Lose Elections Than Culture Wars: and the finance wing knows it

#elections #leftism #swivel-eyed loons #republican party #gop #tories #two-party system #first past the post #turkeys voting for christmas #evangelicals #conservatavism #politics

[arrowmaker15]

(Damian, peeking into the library)

Damian, whispering: Psst, Todd!

Jason: What do you want?

Damian, still whispering: I need your help.

Jason: I'm the only one who ever actually visits the library in the manor. You don't have to whisper.

Damian: Oh. (Stands up straight) I require your help.

Jason: With?

Damian, stepping out of the way to reveal a fucking TURKEY: I require your assistance to hide Jerry from father and Pennyworth for at least a week.

Jason: That's a fucking turkey, Demon. Why would I help you hide that?

Damian: Simple. You enjoy chaos, and father discovering a turkey in the Batcave then learning it had been there a week would send him into a panic.

Jason:

Jason: You little bastard... I'm in.

#incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes #jason todd #dc comics #damian wayne #jerry the turkey #these two get along sometimes #not often #but sometimes #usually at Bruce's expense

[rebouks]

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Bruno: Awh, does Ivan have a crush? Ivan: [laughs] Like you don’t. Bruno: He’s pretty sweet. Ivan: They all are. Fuck bein’ that guy. Bruno: Yeah, having to pick between ‘em all would be impossib-… Ivan: The fuck is she doin’ here this late? … [Oreo whines, nobody’s paying attention to him!] Matilda: So, uh.. yeah. [long silence] Matilda: Oh, but-… Ivan: But? Matilda: Erh.. if you wanted me to, you would’ve asked me earlier, wouldn’t you? Bruno: Well, we-… Matilda: Wow, I didn’t think this through… You can say no! I just thought I’d offer, but you don’t have to-… Bruno: Uhm-… [Ivan throws himself at Matilda, leaping halfway across the sofa] Bruno: Yeah, that. Ivan: [laughs thickly] You’ve no idea how much this means to us, Tills. Matilda: I think I do. Bruno: We had thought about asking you. Ivan: We just didn’t wanna put y’in that position, y’know? Matilda: Thanks, I guess.. but I really wanna do this. Bruno: Is Sam okay with the idea? Matilda: Tch, fuck Sam. Ivan: Well, there’s no rush if y’wanna think on it some more. Bruno: We’re still a bit short on cash. Ivan: Unless-… Bruno: You could do it the old-fashioned way..? [Ivan and Matilda pause simultaneously, staring at Bruno as though he sprouted a second head] Bruno: What? It’s a means to an end. Ivan: Yeah, nah.. that’s a weird ass can o’ worms we don’t wanna open again. Bruno: It was just a suggestion. Ivan: A fuckin’ wild one… Christ, Bruno. Bruno: [laughs] Sorry. Ivan: I was gonna suggest a turkey baster or somethin’. Matilda: Still weird, but sure.. let’s do it!

#ts4 #sims 4 #simblr #ts4 story #sims story #forever in between #fib #bruno clarke #ivan harper #matilda douglas #ahhhhhksdksjdk #who's got the TISSUES #and the turkey baster?! #🤧 #also.. who're those two handsome fellows on the tv hmm 👀🤭

[suburbanlegnd]

good morning sluts in my phone

#day two of not taking my meds! i feel so fucking great! #i hate cold turkey <3 #well anyways it's time for some coffee and honkai star rail #rambles

[skitskatdacat63]

2009 Turkish Grand Prix - Jenson Button(ft. Mark Webber & Sebastian Vettel)

#watching any jense podium(or actually any content of him at all) is just me going: wow i am painfully in love with this man #like that one where he's pouring the champagne into his mouth???? catie is offline. i literally rewatched it at least 20 times #sebson sebson sebson JENSON GRABS HIM TWICEEEEEEEEEE AND HES COMFORTING HIMMMMMM #why is mark so awkward in that 2nd gif....why does he automatically reach for the titty....thats his signature move... #as i said its funny bcs i expected to be more into martian for this season but tbh its very 'jenson has two hands' w sebson and butter #im always like ooooo sebmarkson podium!! but then mark and seb only talk to jenson seperately and not to each other cause theyre salty LMAO #but seriously on camera theres literally only one moment where seb and mark talk and its not here but #theyre at the press conference and it legit feels like jense is mediating btwn them #turkey is not a good place for martian LMAO(i.e 2010) this race was literally multi-21 but seb deciding not to be a war criminal #jenson button #sebastian vettel #mark webber #sebson #butter #jensonmark #can this rly be tagged martian if they literally dont interact? #martian #sebmark #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #we do a little bit of f1 #2009 turkish gp #2009 turkish grand prix

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

You know, being secretive and private about his personal life is kind of Spy's whole thing, but I feel like a fun little alternative to taking that route could be just to make him a massive fucking habitual liar. They dont even have to be relevant lies that hide any important information, it could legit just be him lying about his hair color to the team or smth. I know this is already pretty common so it's nothing new under the sun but I just think it'd be pretty funny if instead of being like: "no scout, I did not bang your mother" it could be like: "no scout, I did not bang your mother, but I am gay, so watch out for your dad"

#tf2 #team fortress two #my post #tf2 headcanons #tf2 spy #bro got that mansplain malewife misinform <3 #so technically he's lying but also making up complete random bullshit #to Sniper at 3am: ''oh did you not know? I'm not actually French. I'm from Canada'' <- a complete lie that does not benefit him in any way #whats the point of being given the perfect opportunity to invent a whole new identity for yourself if you dont take the chance to make #yourself a Canadian fake blond man that is gay- married to a prince in Turkey and may or may not have banged both of Scout's parents #silly chatters

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

man. nothing hits like a good sammie

#SANDWICH NATION RISE UP!!! #no but Seriously #theyre everything... #i dont usually make them bc i rarely have the spoons #but i made one tonight and mannn #i have a new favorite Sammie Recipe #it helps that the brand of bread is plush as Fuck #so. two slices #one half has a thin layer of mayo the other has stone ground mustard #one slice of cheddar on each side #a nice drizzle of hot sauce on one side #a nice layer of turkey #a nice layer of crisp cold lettuce #a layer of sliced boiled egg #a layer of freshly cut apple #BOOM babey!!! Delicious Perfection! #once squished all together so that it compresses and nothing falls out... #the Flavors!!! the Textures!!! #absolutely unprompted #oughhhh now i kinda want another #im a sammie fiend i must admit #and i Highly encourage yall to put fresh apple in your sammies and salads If It Complements The Flavors!! #it really elevates the experience!!!

[fallenclan]

oh! oh! i know how to do edit the save files! okay so first go into the saves folder, just called "saves", and scroll until you see a folder titled "Fallen". there'll be a bunch of files in it, ignore most of them except the one called "clan_cats"- this is where the cats are held! you can do a bunch of things here but most of them aren't relevant to getting lee into the clan- do CTRL + F to do a search function (if that doesnt work youre on a different type of computer than i am and i have no clue. sorry! D:), then just type in Lee.

there you'll see Lee, he'll have a bunch of words and stuff IGNORE THAT and change a couple things for him to join the clan:

"status": "loner" to "status": "warrior" (or elder, whichever you want, just keep it in the commas). this part is near the top, just like 5 lines down

line directly below status is "backstory"- i dont actually know what his backstory would be listed as but it doesnt matter bc you're changing it to "loner1" (keep it in the commas)

scroll like ALL the way down until you see the next character section, that'll be visible by the }, } bit- then look like 5 lines above that until you see "outside": true, set that to false instead (no commas for this bit)

and that should be it! if it doesnt work or you need more clarification D: sorry D: but hopefully its fine and then WHAM. lee has joined the clan (it wont have an event blurb about him joining btw) (it thinks he's been part of the clan like forever) (but thats fine probs) !!! - 🪶

PS: 5 bird facts please >:D

oh shit it worked. well. i guess Lee is joining the clan now

#fallenasks #feather anon #side note THANK YOU for the f5 trick. every time i went into the code i would just manually scroll and find everything :') #also. are you asking ME for 5 bird facts. i cant tell. im autistic. i'll give em if u are #fact number one. geese will bite you and hit you with their huge fuckoff wings. i can personally attest to this one #fact two. california condors are cool as shit #fact three. baltimore orioles like to eat grape jelly #fact four. turkey's do not understand how cars work and they WILL jump in front of them. #fact five. ducks are projectile shitters #actually. looking back i can personally attest to all of these facts not just the goose one. except the cali condor one ive never seen one #in person #would like to someday tho. them fuckers cool as shit

[milliekou]

Whew, ‘been quite a while since I drew some ygo characters. 

Anyway, I wanted to share some concept Sketches I did of mostly Atem for a comic commission 😊 [ x ]

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#will do the storyboards today..finally can get some caffeine to wake me up from two days of being hit with a ton of bricks to the face lol #yugioh #ygo #atem #ygodm #sketches #my art #fanart #concept sketch #sketchbook stuff #and by bricks..it's the goddamn lethargy and mental fog from quitting caffeine cold turkey

[vacancy90]

#jasper philipsen #found this photo of jasper today and wanted it on my blog 😏 #boy is rocking turkey huh #two stage wins in a row #sounds familiar #cycling

[storm-of-feathers]

There aren't only three genocides happening. By the way. There's been at least ten ongoing. None of you cared about them until you could hate jews about it, though.

#i just. #if i see that ''theres TWO MORE genocides!!'' post one more time i might actually lose it. #like. absolutely none of you cared ab the congo. until it was convenient. #none of you STILL care about anything turkey does. ever. #or any country that does anything to kurds or armenians. #you cunts only care about israel bc it makes your antisemitism easy. bc you can be an edgelord ab the us government. #you dont care ab north korea or worse youre fine with it. #you dont care about pakistan or afghanistan or india or iraq or iran or #you dont care. none of you actually care. its all so performative. #im so sick of it. im so sick. #from the drafts #ive had enough. ive had fucking enough. #you NEED to know what youre talking about when you talk about something as serious as genocide. #is israel committing a genocide? yes absolutely. #does that mean its the only genocide or the ''one of three'' stat i keep seeing? no.

[mostlysignssomeportents]

It’s true that the Democrats’ finance wing is just as invested in not paying taxes or workers and just as committed to despoiling the Earth as their Republican counterparts.

Sure, they pay lip service to social progressivism, but it’s the anemic form of progressivism that promises to replace a world where everything is run by 150 white, male CEOs with a world where half of those CEOs are people of color, queer, and/or women.

But there is a crucial difference between Republicans and Democrats: Republican party bosses hate their base, but also fear them. They know that the base would rather give an election to Dems than elect Republicans who sell them out.By contrast, the Democratic Party’s grandees have zero fear of the base or the party’s left wing.

For decades, they simply assumed that union members, people of color and progressives would Vote Blue No Matter Who. They sold us out and told us they had no choice, and we just ate shit.

- The Right's Hardliners Would Rather Lose Elections Than Culture Wars: and the finance wing knows it

#elections #leftism #swivel-eyed loons #republican party #gop #tories #two-party system #first past the post #turkeys voting for christmas #evangelicals #conservatavism #politics

[waspcup]

was going to have a nice evening watch an episode of hannibal or two and then go to bed instead ive been playing cookie clicker for the past 3 hours.Fml

#ive been hooked for the last like two weeks its so bad. might need to quit cold turkey bc its legitimately affecting my life in that i am #not getting anything At All done either for fun or for requirements other than plauying cookie clicker LMAO #wasp speaks

[blueiskewl]

Two Statuettes of Demeter Discovered in Turkey

Two statuettes of Demeter, the Greek goddess of earth and fertility, were discovered in a cistern in the ancient city of Aigai in western Türkiye’s Manisa.

Aigai, also Aigaiai was an ancient Greek, later Roman, city, and bishopric in Aeolis. Aegae is mentioned by both Herodotus and Strabo as being a member of the Aeolian dodecapolis.

It was also an important sanctuary of Apollo. Aigai had its brightest period under the Attalid dynasty, which ruled from nearby Pergamon in the 3rd and 2nd centuries BC. The remains of the city are located near the modern village Yuntdağı Köseler of Manisa Province, Turkey.

The excavation team, led by Professor Yusuf Sezgin, head of the archaeology department at Manisa Celal Bayar University, is actively working in Aigai.

Sezgin, who found a cistern near the road to the “sanctuary of Athena” in the city, said that they made some unexpected discoveries during the excavation.

“The cistern we excavated this year is quite different from others in both its form and the artifacts found within. For example, we discovered a figurine specially placed under what we call the “cistern bracelet,” a recess at the entrance of the cistern. Normally, we don’t find such figurines inside cisterns. This one, specifically placed or laid there, depicts the goddess, Demeter, as we know from Greek mythology.”

“Another interesting point is that this wasn’t the only Demeter figurine; we found another one inside the cistern, also shown in the same posture. The third discovery, which might not be very clear because it’s broken, is a piece of a decorated vase. On its fragments are sheaves of wheat, which we know are associated with the goddess Demeter,” he added.

Sezgin also shared: “Demeter was the goddess of agriculture. She was the one who provided the earth’s fertility and productivity. At the same time, she was the protector of plants. In rural ancient cities like Aigai, she was one of the most important goddesses. Considering how difficult it was to farm on rural land, Demeter was given significant importance. In this regard, there was a very strong cult of Demeter in Aigai.”

Special festivals and rituals for gods and goddesses were common in ancient times. Archaeologists recently discovered a cistern about 50-60 meters away from the Atena sanctuary in Aigai. This cistern might have been used for these rituals.

The cistern’s proximity to the sacred area suggests it may be associated with Demeter festivals. This cistern is unique in that more figurines were discovered inside than in any other cistern.

By Oguz Kayra.

#Two Statuettes of Demeter Discovered in Turkey #ancient city of Aigai #Greek goddess of earth and fertility #ancient artifacts #archeology #archeolgst #history #history news #ancient history #ancient culture #ancient civilizations #greek history #roman history #roman art #greek art

[jbdj76]

Yoooo it’s the two!!!!!

Wanted to draw @bunnieswithknives au cause it’s freaking awesome and the designs are super cool!!!! :D

Also doodles of the teachers are in David’s book :D

#dhmis #dhmis fanart #dhmis roy #dhmis lesley #dhmis david #dhmis yellow guy #two of us!lesley #two of us!roy #two of us!david #don’t hug me i’m scared #we’ve got to go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu