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jovial-gender-jester · 4 months
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goddamn it.... calculus has fucked me up... im dreaming about anti-derivatives.. using them for poetic metaphors... what have i become?
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original-punks · 2 months
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i just wanna be smothered
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smoochme · 1 year
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did a blood test. there was indeed blood in there
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muadweeb · 2 years
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lord i love the internet <3
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I know grades aren't everything, BUT THEY ARE EVERYTHING
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leoizus · 10 days
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himeru deserves to at least kill one reimei student everyday
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touloserrs · 1 year
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missing aled hours *open*
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darlyssims · 9 months
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working on blender with long nail extensions is hardd afffff
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nobrakes · 1 year
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wake up, proletariat, time for another day of working a less than minimum wage job/internship even after you graduate university and get that degree because neoliberalism has taken over the state and there are no labor laws anymore 😘🤩 but just you wait...if you keep grinding and working and slaying and investing you can maybe possibly be a millionaire when you're 90 years old!!!! we stan a girlboss queen!!!!!
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kittenskindsir · 1 year
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Yeah, happy BPD awareness month. Shit fucking sucks. Why? No matter how many people tell me that they love me, I will never feel good enough. Now imagine living with that 365 days out of a year, I don’t get Christmas off, I don’t get a break when I’m asleep. When I open my eyes and stare at the ceiling at 6am if fucking hate that I’m awake.  365 days a year I’m alone, and I always will be. Doesn’t matter how much medication I’m on, and It doesn’t matter how many therapy seasons I’m in, I can’t help how other people treat me. The reality of the situation is that other people treat me like shit and I let them, why? because if I don’t let them they get mad at me, and I either lose everything I’ve worked hard for or they leave. I’m a human being who wants love, attention, and affection and every single person in my life takes advantage of that. I’d crawl over and die for some people if they asked me. Don’t ever see them even offering to hold their breath for me. 
shit sucks. 
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jovial-gender-jester · 7 months
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invoking god's name, not in a strictly religous or blasphemous way but more like im paging them on the latest gossip. like if you're an overseer im making sure you pay attention. im faxing meeting minutes directly to your printer. hey god? come check out this funny joke
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original-punks · 3 months
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shower pls fix me
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smoochme · 2 years
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in god we thrust
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I don't think I've told this story yet, but a few years ago my family and I raised goats on our farm. Both of my parents are physically disabled so I step up and take care of things when they can't.
Our Billy goat was named Taco. Taco was an asshole. He was supposed to be a Nigerian dwarf but he came up to my chest (I'm 5'4") and had very, very sharp horns. They curved backwards but then curved back up and out similar to a bull's.
This goat hated everyone. He'd ask for loves but then put you on your ass for touching him. I was the victim of a lot of his attacks (not excluding the time I had to climb the 8 ft fence to get away from him). My knee has never been checked out by a doctor, but it hurts reeaaal bad sometimes.
He'd ram his head into my knees after backing me into the corner. He'd rear back and charge down making most of the impact on my right knee. Ever since my knee acts up every fall and winter, everytime I lift anything heavy, and any time i have my knee bent for too long. Or anything else, really. Knee is bad.
This is not the only chronic pain I have, but it is one I notice quite often while living on a farm. So, if any other chronic pain ppl have tips besides cold and hot compresses I would LOVE to hear them.
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jerry-loves-you · 2 years
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Yes I'm possessive and obsessive! Her pussy belongs to me and no one else.
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muslimsmoak · 1 year
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why am i dropping so much money on my friend’s wedding as if i’m the one getting married???
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