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a-meh · 10 days

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It happens

#lol #funny meme #memes #funny #meme #humor #lmao #bruh #ugh fml #haha fml

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morallyinept · 24 days

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I have got nothing done today...

Just been boopin'. All. Damn. Day.

Fucking Tumblr.

🖤

#boop wars #ugh fml #pedro pascal

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when-life-gives-you-lemons-if · 1 month

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In other news

Soooo… I wanted to launch my Kickstarter page for The Wedding and apparently, I can't do so because one of the rewards of my previous Kickstarter (The When Life Gives You Lemons Kickstarter) is the Steam key of The Wedding! 😓 Now I have to refund over $700 which is 2/3 of the fund received.

So a bit of advice! If you are planning to do a Kickstarter don't offer rewards tied to your next project that you will need to do a Kickstarter for because you won't be able to fulfill the current one.

Like to close the current Kickstarter I need the Wedding Steam Keys, but I can't have the Wedding Steam keys yet, because I need a Kickstarter to fund The Wedding!) 😓

#lesson learned #kickstarter #ugh fml

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timot-ei · 8 days

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You ever have those times in life? I do x3 am ok just makin my silly gifs

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lovejosephquinn · 1 year

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The sass, the chaos, the loml energy, the way I ripped my hair and kicked the air, speechless, smitten and screaming cya

#joseph quinn #joe quinn #lfcc #my fucking beloved #ugh fml

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cosmicwriterof21stcentury · 1 month

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I just love how we collectively reject and hate ai art because we know there's nothing human about it and henceforth it shouldn't be accepted. :D

#ai art #ai generated #ai image #ai artwork #art #i hate ai #fuck ai art #fuck ai everything #fuck ai writing #fuck ai all my homies hate ai #fuck ai bros #stupid ai #ugh fml

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razbunz · 4 months

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Comforts of Home

CW: Mostly Fluff, Toji x F!reader, Insinuated olderbf! Toji ,Established relationship :)

College was probably the best and worst idea you could ever come up with.The lengthy dreadful hours that you made trying to improve your education seemed appalling now. Fluorescent lights too bright for your sensitive eyes,melts you into the dirty laminate table below.And you almost believe you would dissolve if not for the Air Conditioning chilling your prickling skin,raking it over with goosebumps.

Not to mention your Pre-Calc professor drones on and on despite the lack of students' understanding. For a second you think you might just die here and not even go home. But that’s the only thing pushing you forward through your last class of the day. So as your professor drills on through endless equations- In & out of sleep,where trying to take notes only results in your hands shaking and fingers cramping.Everything is just too much.

You need to go home.

The all blessed time of 6:00 gets you out of your daze and packing up to go home,footsteps are dulled by the subway stations racket.Dragging yourself on the next train,you silently pray you won’t collapse on the way there.

Exiting the station and breathing in the cool night air makes your head pound with more vigor and intensity,The wind chill pinching your nose with cold.Walking the streets until you look upon your house.An orange glow of a lantern with succulents and potted flowers dotting the doorway compliments your favorite planter;a frog with its mouth open with a jasmine plant standing tall and green-The scent makes you beam with sudden joy.Quickly you juggle your keys clicking them into the door,shutting it behind you to maintain the warmth of your home.

“Angel?”

His voice floods your eyes with a wet sheen,Tears seconds from falling.

“I’m home,Toji” your voice cracks at the end,And his large figure appears in the foyer-A smile twitched on his lips extenuating his scar,

Happy to see your smaller form home.You can’t prevent the way tears fall down your cheeks,Exhaustion apparent now.

“Angel?What's wrong?” His smile falls,face now full of concern.His arms are outstretched and you tumble into them-Shaky sobs wrecking you.

He closes your arms around you,The tight grip of his arms calms your hyperventilating to sniffling.

“It’s okay…You're okay.Alright?” Tojis voice is honeyed in care as he rubs your back and runs his calloused hands through your hair.Gently untangling the knots you gained throughout the day.

“M’Sorry toji” your voice is weak with apology.

Toji sighs “None of that.” He cuts off any attempt you have to argue against him by lifting up your head and making you look at him.

“I- but your job is so much harder than mine, all I have is school and keeping my grades in check.You have to worry about everything!” Your voice and eyes burn in shame,And you look away from him.

“Look at me.” Reluctantly you stare into his Jade eyes.

“School-“ he pauses “School is hard,Trust me I wish and can only imagine all of the things you are doing! And I might not know everything but it doesn’t take a detective to figure out math is very different then what I do.”

He removes his hand from the small of your back and wipes away your tears,Whispering in your ear “You’re doing great baby,You always do.” Kissing the top of your forehead softly.

You don’t even realize that he is leading you to the couch and sitting you down to relax.

“Wanna talk about it more?” He suggests and kneels down to look at you directly, gently placing his hands on your thighs.

You wipe your cheeks thinking momentarily “Not really” offering him a reassuring smile.

“Soooo what do you want for dinner then?” He really knew how to cheer you up.Food was always a way to your heart.

“Can you make grilled cheese pleaseeee” you pout and look at him in the kitchen.

“With soup?” He questions already knowing your response- “Mhm!” You nod and smile eagerly,Watching him fondly and he goes through the fridge.

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“Dinners served sweetheart” his baritone voice along with the scents of tomato and thyme fill your nose,waking you from a small catnap.

Sliding into your seat you speedily eat down your grilled cheese and soup.The homey food begins to settle your senses at last.

You wash off the little dishes there is.And meander to the bathroom,turning on the hot water so steam fills the room already.

The steam spills out of the room and you face Toji entering the bathroom quickly shutting the door to keep the hot air in.He looks at your figure up and down silently admiring you,

“You look so beautiful” his voice is so distant but so close.So personal.

Rough hands come to rub up and down your sides,his hands grabbing and lightly pinching your tender skin-Rubbing over wherever he can

with his serpentine eyes.“Missed you a lot” you whine,he hums and responds with a husky voice “Yeah? Mmm me too” he kisses your cheek and pebbles them lower to your neck,Trailing them all the way down to your collarbone.Nipping and placing his canines on your body

“I’m not clean yet Toji-” you weakly try to argue against his loving assault.He plants one more kiss to your shoulder and stands up to his full height,Towering over you once again.

“Let's shower then.” As he finishes taking off your clothes.Skilled hands unlatching your bra and cupping your breasts as it falls to the floor.

“You're so mean,Don’t tease me” You sulk and step into the shower,hot water immediately easing your strained muscles.

“I'd say that's half my job” He snickers and it’s impossible not to feel his shit eating grin behind you.Turning around you look at the older man still fondly despite his snarky comments.Even if he was an asshole sometimes-He’s the best one you know,caring for you in his own kind of way.Making it easy for you to just drift away as he washes your hair,Any attitude being washed down the drain.He dries off your body being careful around more sensitive parts-You put on his your hoodie and crawl onto the bed,In no time the mattress sinks from the other side and you cuddle up to Tojis warm body, His heat spreading to you large hands slithering up your body and pulling you even closer to him,Chest to chest.And he smiles,Lips curled up and teeth bright with ever so slight dimples dotting his face.

He almost looks gentle,despite the scar raking his lips.He reaches over to snuff the candle and as the fire flickers it goes dark.Tossing over a few blankets he makes sure your wrapped securely,knowing that the consuming darkness still scared you.You thought it was dumb and childish.He thought it was endearing to no end.He caresses your cheek whispering words of affection and reassurance-Soft kisses to sloppier ones,Noises of laughter and humming familiar tunes start to make your eyes droop.Hearing a soft murmur that makes you blush wildly. “I love you.” A delicate kiss follows his affirmation of care.“Love you too” You profess back.

At heart Toji was a lover

And you were lucky to know it.

A/N: Hope you enjoyed this is my first fic on here and I might write more for fun :))

#toji fushiguro #toji x reader #jjk fluff #hes so sweet #ugh fml #please one chance

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bluebirdharry · 11 months

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