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ay4kshalatus · 2 years
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important notice 📢
hcs: tua season 3 trailer where wanda!y/n and five realized that they're on the wrong timeline. "love... we messed up.", "..shit."
but wanda!y/n is already aware and ready to see the changes. they should be back before the apocalypse swallow the whole world with only a matter of seconds left because that's the time they jumped (marvels inspired) and they made a huge fuss on their past timeline and returned to the altered timeline or in short, they made a "time-paradox".
"kugleblitz... just imagine what will happen if a star grows big." that's all she could explain to the siblings even her demonstration is quite different. "close but.. the cause is not that accurate." , "well.. kind off? we caused a massive ruckus on the past timeline and the big star is now taking her precious time to explode." the couple are doing some smart talks, making her siblings grow even more confused. "esstentially, we're screwed!"
umbrellas vs sparrows time!! five, luther, allison and wanda!y/n tries to avoid that woman who can summon birds. five sometimes forgot that wanda!y/n, can go against the sparrows but he drags her out from harm anyways. "love-- let me go wtf- i can stop her!" , "your powers are destructive as viktor so no!" he knows her potential but still made an excuse... stressed wife has to let whatever his husband want.
umbrella sibs (and y/n) are outside, trying to come up some theories..
"next person to say "dickhead" is getting punched on the throat.", "dickhead." all siblings chanted especially y/n. luckily he loves them though and you.
"forgot to mention. y/n is also a freaking pandora box." (viktor complimenting sis-in-law) so wanda!y/n decided to fight the baby black hole herself! she's powerful enough to control the timeline but fixing the altered reality was never easy and overusing her powers will cause destructive effects so she tries to lessen the damage that it caused. and yes she's now a threat to the sparrows.
"if i kill you, do we get our ben back?", "we're not having a death wish, diego." wanda!y/n giving hints to the siblings that there's another apocalypse to be stopped.
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note: wanda!y/n is five's wifeyyyyy and maybe i make another wanda!y/n hcs soon.
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it-s-a-me-oli · 2 years
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Omg I think I just noticed that the boiler room in which Diego Hargreeves from Umbrella Acadamy lives in the first season is the same set as the room of Sergeant Shadwell, the witch hunter in Good Omens!
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skadi-hunt · 2 years
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highlyincorrect · 2 months
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Diego, after attempting to cook: THE KITCHEN’S ON FIRE
Viktor: Where’s a responsible adult???
Diego; He’s asleep!
Klaus, grabbing a bucket of water: Don’t worry guys, I’ve got this!
Klaus: *throws water on Five* WAKE THE FUCK UP THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE
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thehargreevesfamily · 6 months
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Five: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Klaus: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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and-make-it-double · 1 year
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Viktor: You were stabbed?! Why didn't you tell us?!
Five: I felt fine
Diego: That's what we'll write on your grave. "He felt fucking fine"
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sharkaiju · 2 years
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Five: Family isn't who you're born with, it's who you'd die for!
Five, looking at his siblings: And in this case possibly "with"
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incorrectsourwolf · 1 year
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No one:
Umbrella kids: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.
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frozenwafflesagain · 10 months
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The Hargreeves As Quotes From My Ongoing IRL Quote List
Luther: "I'm nothing but a man of missed opportunities."
Diego: "If I don't have clout, what do I have? My mustache?"
Allison: "Not to be rude, but I am so much better than you right now."
Klaus: "If you didn't want me to talk, you shouldn't have said my name."
Five: "I thrive off of scorn from people I don't respect."
Brella!Ben: "If this is heaven, I don’t want to know what hell is like."
Viktor: "It's a good thing I don't use my powers for evil."
Lila: "I'm not saying it's your fault, but I did everything right."
Sparrow!Ben: "When I'm in the room, all compliments go to me."
Grace: "I'm so good at having fun!"
Reggie: "It takes 3 generations to become content with no free will. Take away free will and there's no problems."
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tua-said-this · 1 year
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diego: What time is it?
klaus: I don't know, hand me the trumpet.
diego: *hands him the trumpet*
klaus: *starts loudly playing the trumpet*
luther: WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THE TRUMPET AT 3 AM
klaus: It's 3 AM.
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balkanbitch · 2 years
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Five: You know what? I don't want to continue this conversation
One of his siblings: Okay? And what are you going to do? We have to talk!
Five: This
Five: HELP THIS STRANGER IS TRYING TO KIDNAP ME
Five bolts in the opposite direction
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cardinalcheerio · 5 months
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Diego: god, you have daddy issues
Lila: Can't have daddy issues if I've never had a dad!
Five: that's literally the definition of daddy issues
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madisonthefifth · 2 years
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Random teen: So, what’s your name?
Five: I’m Five.
Random teen: Ha, I thought you were twelve
Five: I’M NOT TWELVE I’M- *physically grimacing* thirteen
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spunk-yy · 2 years
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Klaus Hargreeves stans rise up
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highlyincorrect · 5 months
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Klaus: Five sent me a get better soon card
Diego: Oh, that’s nice-
Five: He’s not sick, I just think he could do fucking better with his life
Diego:
Klaus, admiring his card with tears in his eyes: I’m framing this
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thehargreevesfamily · 5 months
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Diego: The great thing about apologies is that you don’t have to mean them
Diego: You know, I lie and tell Luther I’m sorry all the time
Luther: *glares at him*
Diego: I’m sorry
Diego: See?
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