*speculative*
Me pointing a gun at TUA Writers:
You unkill Harlan right now
TUA Writers: *makes him the big bad of season 4*
Me crying: not like that
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Diego: Deadname or misgender my brother and your pronouns will be was/were
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no thoughts just klaus stopping to get his cowboy hat
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absolutely love shows where the fate of humanity lies in the hands of the most incompetent beings imaginable
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Love how Five had a growth spurt and aged half a fucking decade in the 0.5 seconds between seasons. Kid's got game.
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Reginald: If klaus jumped off a cliff would you too.
Diego: hey man, I’m a leader, not a follower
Reginald: good. Because it’s important not to blindly follow—
Diego: I’m jumping off the cliff first.
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Klaus: Im gonna open a store called ‘DO IT!’
Klaus: It sells hair cutting scissors and dye, DIY tattoo kits, and power tools. Its only open between midnight and 5am
Five: Suppose he understands his market
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Klaus: Are you reading fan fiction?
Five, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- no??
Klaus: Oh, is it on AO3?
Five: This is CNN.
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