I’m auditioning for the role of Klaus Hargreeves and I will be singing “Sex with a Ghost” by Teddy Hyde
Umbrella Academy Season 2 better come out quick because I’m in tears
SwEeT bAbY kLaUs
au wherein this kid doesn’t end up in prison and destroying people’s lives as a result
I’m so ready for season 2
Five, every second he’s on screen:
I Think We’re Alone Now
Rewatching the White Violin episode on Netflix and seeing Vanya Hargreeves slow walking with a suit on and white eyes as Barracuda by Heart plays:
It’s either John Mulaney or Jake Gyllenhaal for Fives adult figure and that’s the hole we’ve dug ourselves into. We can’t and won’t escape this hole. This is all we have. It’s either Princess Diana killer or Spiderman Spinoff and we can’t go back.
So I just started the Umbrella Academy, and I need help picking a favorite character.
It’s a toss-up between:
#7 Billie Eilish
- To her family, she is a Saltine Cracker Personified…but I get the feeling she’s got a few surprises up her sleeves…
#6 Baby Cthulu Never Asked For This
- Dead. And Tired. So….a Mood™
#5 Numbah Five
- Cute Little 58-Year-Old Baby Doomsday Prepper That I’m Somehow Expected To Take Seriously
#4 Waffle House
- Your Average College Student
the Week Before Finals
- His picture is next to the word ‘Disaster’ in the dictionary.
- (And I love him for it.)
#3 Rumor Mill
- The girl who used to spread gossip about you in school but actually grew up to be pretty decent all around.
#2 Stabby McStabbers
- A textbook example of what happens when we let angsty youngins play with the cutlery
- (I drew him a little knife in MS Paint…)
#1 Big Man on the Moon
- I am………unnerved.
Umbrella academy AU where they’re a 7 person rock band
paused to something utterly lovely! caption this?
Umbrella academy season 2?
:’^) let’s go girls … its gay time
my flamboyant self sabotaging baby boy is back 💚
Drew Five again for the first time in a while—and oh boy am I rusty.
i only ever borrowed killjoys and never read umbrella academy so im having big fangirl energy!!!!
sorry for the selfie spam lately im just feelin myself 乁[ ◕ ᴥ ◕ ]ㄏ