#useless stuff to know

[weinzapfel]

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#sasdie #Supercorp au #katie mcgrath #saskia de merindol #sadie mccarthy #melissa benoist #note: apparently the name of this ship is saskie but I'm letting y'all know im not tagging it like that but as sasdie #just with the purpose of finding the stuff here in my blog bc i fully gave up on tagging stuff here cuz it's useless theses days #also idk how to explain this but for me they're literally only a Supercorp au which is why im tagging that as well #I'm sick in bed rn and i might not be making any sense rn sorry for that #peace ✌🏼

[werebutch]

ok completely different subject but seeing a 'squishmallow alternatives' post is so wild to me. i know you guys like those things but theyre so soulless its horrible to me. the fact that you cant boycott a company unless you have some other company to give all your money to is so crazy.. dont you have any other hobbies. this is like funko pops all over again its horrifying

#genuinely disgusts me i dont even know like. LMAOOO #but buying useless products made entirely of plastic disgusts me anyway like.. anime figures funko pops plushies etc.. <- saying that with #applejack collection i know. but seriously. #if you cant live without plastic heap landfill-material squishmallow frog number 17 maybe you should try to become a person #this goes for buying large amounts of stuff btw. idgaf if you buy yourself a plush every once in a while. LMAO #I mean I do think that people should shop secondhand whenever they can. or at least buy things made of natural materials.. but I know most #people don’t so I won’t go there LOL

[saessenach]

sometimes happiness means self-indulgent drawings of the Russells in bed

#the gilded age #tga #bertha russell #george russell #bertha x george #artists on tumblr #fanart #digital art #procreate #the gilded age fanart #my art #otp: useless each without the other #i'm trying to get around posting stuff that isn't perfectlu polished and what better way of practice than Them #i know we all love bertha's gorgeous dressing gowns #but let's say sometimes the husband is enough #george russell tga

[canisalbus]

What do you think would have happened if (somehow, idk how but somehow) Machete rose to the rank of pope?

To be perfectly honest? I think most realistically he would've ruled maybe six months at best and then keeled over from stress and exhaustion.

#seriously he wouldn't want to be the pope papacy is for chumps but if he had to #he would've kicked out so many cardinals #his former colleagues riddled with corruption nepotism incompetence and moral decay #it would've upsetted so many elite families but what are they gonna do #pope's power is absolute he could totally do that #just excommunicate the whole lot #do something to get Holy See's finances in order he's been crunching numbers they aren't looking good #build sturdier foreign relations probably he's a diplomat I think he'd likely be extremely done with superfluous wars and useless bickering #maybe commission some extravagant artworks art is nice he knows to appreciate beauty when he sees it #become the senselessly rich patron to a handful of top notch artists although I think he already does that in canon timeline #I'm not sure how he'd handle the ongoing counter-reformation I guess it depends whether this was before or after the inquisition times #minimal public appearances because lord that's way too many people too many eyes being a figurehead is not his strongest suit #develop stomach ulcers get sepsis #historically it's actually not very uncommon for popes to expire relatively quickly after they're elected #they don't even have to be particularly old stuff's just tiring they get frazzled out #answered #anonymous #Machete

[theminecraftbee]

on the one hand, watching joe run vaults is very fun! on the other hand, watching joe run vaults actively hurts me, i think,

#stream liveblogging #i'm not even talking about not knowing how trapped chests work that's reasonable if you're new #it's stuff like 'he had his wand in his hotbar being useless' #or 'joe i know why you didn't take vein miner but consider how much faster you could loot the chests PLEASE' #it's things like that. which are causing me pain and i will be quiet about.

[radiantmists]

Jasnah's incredible but they really should have made Navani queen

#i know she didn't want it #and i am glad that she gets to invent airships and stuff #but she's the only one of these people who knows how to talk to people and compromise and delegate and *lead* #even if shes more used to doing it from someone else's shadow #dont mind me im just rereading the segment of oathbringer where dalinar's being useless #cosmere #stormlight archive #roshar

[chrollohearttags]

rule #1: never take ashwagandha and get wine drunk 🧍🏾‍♀️

#cw sex talk #look away #don’t ask me why #cherry chats 🍒 #just don’t #all imma say is…my sexually active folks be weary #cause this shit not for the weak #bout to get tmi but we family here #like I knew they said it was supposed to help w sex drive and stuff #what I didn’t expect was my whoremones to be wilin like this #my libido is already through the roof so it just made me worse #if I was in a relationship #the only thing my man could do is get tf out my face right now #I think real dick would only pmo atp 😭 #I’ve never had it but I know it’d br useless #now I’m randomly thinking abt that woman who beat up her man for nutting after one round djdjfh #it feel good ngl but like imma be tired as hell #got a rose with a switch and everything this is crazy

[sciderman]

How did you feel about young Cable during the Krakoa age?

you guys think I read comics? (i don’t)

#there are so many young cables out there. I read some of them. not all of them. #I know the word krakoa and im sure I’ve read things about it but any time i hear it my brain tells me i don’t know anything. #sci speaks #people have told me about krakoa. And i forgot about it almost immediately. #my brain is useless. #i feel so bad when you guys ask me about comics and my response is “comics? what’s that never heard of her #what kind of comics hater slash fan am i #fact is I’ve read very little x-stuff #it’s Spider-Man or Deadpool and that’s mostly it. I’ve tucked into a lot of cable but BARELY.. barely. #lots of his solo stuff. barely any of his team stuff (which is like. Most of his stuff.) #it’s too much.. it’s too much…

[pharawee]

#(but haha how painful would this scene be if kenta was tony's real son) - I believe it!!!! Sure, Kenta's line about how Tony "is the person who gave me life” could just be ~metaphorical than literal but I'm choosing to take it as confirmation. And yes it makes it so much worse :(((

@aejeonghae came up with the idea and I just ran with it but negl it makes so much sense.

For someone who prides himself on how special his adoptive sons are, imagine the shame and hatred he'd feel towards an entirely ordinary child. That child would go through literal hell just for being "proof" of Tony's failure - very much like Kenta did.

#ask #jane watches stuff #pit babe #pit babe the series #it hurt me so much when kenta timidly brought up that children have potential that could be developed #he was clearly also referring to himself #only for tony to cruelly rebuke him and say that if you're born without powers then you're forever useless #imagine growing up hated like that #while at the same time you're taught absolute filial piety #and i don't think anyone else even knows that kenta is tony's son #except for maybe pete due to his powers #knowing this OF COURSE pete wouldn't give up on kenta

[satans-knitwear]

I have a pretty green lace lingerie set I picked up in a clearance sale ages ago that needs a few pretty big adjustments so I might get the sewing machine out again today 🤔

Orrrr..... I might see what fishnet body-pieces I can locate and get a bit slutty

#Both very important tasks. #Got lots to do first before I can do the fun stuff obviously. But I think I can let myself have a fun and tipsy Friday night #There is a dress I got for £5 in the charity shop that will be perfect for a dramatic ice queen look at some point as well #Thinking about all the fun stuff i could do after I've done all the days necessary stuff is frustrating tbh #Bc I never know if I will have the energy left to do what I actually want to be doing 😅 #At least my brother is home now so I can work without having to worry as much about the dogs getting bored?? Kind of. Hes pretty useless tho

[steelycunt]

got THREE NEW PLANTS for my room today. all for the SWEET SWEET PRICE of £6.50. thats cheaper than TWO COFFEES. and i dont even DRINK COFFEE. so on EVERY LEVEL im WINNING.

#the uni su fair had a little stall selling plants w/ student discount...i bought two and then because i spent over £5 i got to spin a little #wheel to win a prize and i won another little plant im so happy with them who would like to see (tumbleweed. crickets. dead air)...fair #was FUN got loads of free stuff drank many a free sample of tonic wine at 11am in the morning...thinking of joining somestuff too i wanna #try writing for the uni magazine and maybe join the subject netball team although im a bit intimidated you get some people who do NAWT #play when it comes to netball. ironically. and also unless i can play centre/wa i fear im pretty much useless...ALSO thinking of trying the #jive class which sounds silly but how fun would it be to know how to jive. like thats so fun. and my friend is trying tango class i think.. #we'll see!! also went 2 ikea with my best friend got snacks and now im back home : ^ ) happy friday!!! #(ridi's) bigmouth strikes again

[thunderneves]

was about to post one but they look good together, yes they do

#dustjim #chorange #orange cassidy #chuck taylor #day two in tumblr jail #I know it's useless I just hate re editing stuff or wait for the ban lift

[pa-pa-plasma]

okay i just marathoned the entirety of ATLA live action & i might do an actual review of it explaining my thoughts more in depth, but the TLDR version basically boils down to this:

if you want to watch Avatar: The Last Airbender, just go watch the 2005 cartoon

#i was trying to keep an open mind & all that cuz of OPLA (my beloved) but. holy shit it was actually worse than i expected :/ #like what were they thinking. did they use AI to write this or are the writers just like. really shitty #notes: they linger too much on random bullshit & refuse to move character development along #they tell when they should be showing & when they DO show it's for stuff that benefited from brief environmental storytelling in the OG #the plot drags so hard it was basically stagnant #there were some fun things but like. those things could've been funner if they'd been given the time other useless stuff was taking up #they changed so many minor details that really don't matter in order to make them more important #but this failed spectacularly because now there's just. stupid bullshit clogging up the plot?? #instead of having 10 minute monologues 3 times an episode about plot irrelevant things #they should have taken a page out of the original's book & kept minor details to a minimum & focused on ACTUAL PLOT #SO MUCH CGI. LIKE I KNOW THEY NEED IT BUT COME ON. EVEN THE CHARACTERS?????? WHO ARE JUST STANDING THERE???????? #they were given 8 hours & almost all of it was Aang angsting (lol) over being the avatar & not practicing actual bending #& then they ended the plot too early so they had to fill in the last like 20 minutes with something else #so they made up random lore that literally makes no sense. & overexplained all of it to the point i was blanking out from boredom #i think this is why i didn't enjoy Korra. they over explain the spirit world stuff & avatar powers & bending #that plus i just don't vibe with the aesthetic #being a writer is a curse because when i dislike something it's because i know exactly what went wrong & why #it's always with the analyzing & the judging & the internal note taking #even when i really try i can't just enjoy shit for fun

[papermint-airplane]

If I got paid for my role as a Professional Crastinator, I'd be making bank, because I have never done a damn thing when I'm supposed to in my entire life.

STORY UPDATES COMING EVENTUALLY I GUESS I DON'T FUCKING KNOW (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

#ramblings #i don't even know what to tag this #i'm just being generally useless again #i thought i was going to have an update out yesterday but then my brain was like #hey laura hey what about we don't do that #so then i didn't #and i played mobile games and listened to creepypastas on yt all night #and you know what #it was a good fucking time #but it didn't get me closer to getting over this hump i'm in storytelling wise #and i see all the stuff down the road from this part of the story #and it's good #it's good shit #i'm so looking forward to it #but i just gotta get through this one part #and i don't wanna #oh uh #gif warning #why do we warn for gifs btw? #is it a photosensitivity thing or like a bandwidth thing? #i do it because my usage of gifs will go unchecked if i don't remind myself not to do what i usually do #and spam that shit everywhere #you know what i could have written all of this in the main body of this post #but i didn't #because fuck you that's why #i'm sorry i didn't mean that #i love you #if you're reading my mental breakdown in the tags #i love the shit out of you #because you could have just kept scrolling

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

meadowsweet

#my art lol #my ocs #lucian #floral #floral aesthetic #muted colors #off white #green #pink #yeah i have. no fucking idea what to tag this lmfaooo 😭😭 i never know what to tag my original shit its just. here #i'd tag it fashion or smthn but idk that outfit is. not 100% historically accurate at all. lookin at those shorts and thigh high socks LOL #this was inspired by some stuff i saw when looking up victorian fashion on here! not a canon outfit for him rip but let him wear smthn nice #also yeah meadowsweet is supposed to be that flower he's holding. it has no actual significance in his story its just here for aesthetic #but it does carry the meaning of 'uselessness' so that's fun :) #i just felt like drawin smthn w/ him again ive been thinking abt him and the other protagonist shitheads again... thangs. #i have this one text post idea thing i wanna make but i'll see if i get around to it. SOBBINGGG I DONT WANT SUMMER TO B OVER #also i think my inbox is finally not broken??? thats unrelated tho

[historianofgalar]

Did you know? #1

While in most regions, the toothfairy is said to either be a human or a humanoid Pokemon, in both Kalos and Paldea, the toothfairy is said to be a "mythical" (this mythical meaning not real) Dedenne with wings and a wand. She steals the teeth to continue her good deeds and leaves little treats behind for children.

#//doing the 'did you know?' stuff to build onto pokeworld #//the game needs more useless worlsbuilding facts omg #runa's did you know facts #kalos #paldea #dedenne #pokemon myths #pokemon fairytales #pokeblogging #pokeblog #rotomblr #pokemon #irl pokemon #rotumblr #pokemon irl #pokeblog rp #pokemon history