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#vampire thoughts
verk0my · 6 months
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I love when vampires are pathetic. drown them in sorrow and existential pain. but also let them be soft. let them love every single little thing that makes them feel human. make them melancholic.
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stef67ania · 6 months
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Wanna drink blood together?
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kingsonne-zedecks · 6 months
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Forgive me for Twilight posting in 2023, but I've been thinking about vampires again and I am once again taken aback by just how bereft of meaning Twlight is as a vampire romance. Like, all the best part of the situation are just... ignored.
The stakes (ha) are completely removed. The essential dillema of the vampire's paramour should be the literal deal with the devil, the sacrificing of the soul and morality for the person they love. That's real shit. The knowledge that if you choose to be with the vampire forever you are going to kill people. Is your love so strong as to tip you over that line?
I don't think that Christian mythology is absolutely necessary in modern takes on vampire stories, but it does have its place in the tropes of the genre. And the idea that a vampire literally has lost their soul? Good shit in a world where that's real. That's a big choice to weigh against your love.
As a meta comedy Twilight is kind of unintentionally funny. Because its like Edward thinks he's a gritty, sensual, horror story vampire but Bella and the narrative keep undercutting him. He keeps trying to turn Bella away, because he's a monster living a cursed life, except...
Being a vampire doesn't condem him to a life of darkness
He doen't actually have to kill people
He don't have any traditional weakness (garlic, stakes, crosses)
He is virtually indestructible
Even on the subject of the Soul. Bella just says nuh-uh, about him not having a soul and that's that.
It's honestly hilarious.
Real vampire love should be possessive, almost selfish. One choosing to sacrifice others for the chance to be with their love. The other condemning their love to a cursed existence in order to keep them.
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The scent of her perfume as she leans in, warmed by her neck, close enough to take in the unique aroma of the traces of her sweat mixed in, a cocktail of delight that clouds the mind, unsteadies the hand, fills your sex with desire and you find yourself with your teeth pressing against her tender carotid artery with just enough force to indent as you open your eyes and pause wondering if she thinks this might be weird....
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crowzwhump · 7 months
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I am so addicted to the absolute bat-shit insane energy fresh Vampires have after just turning.
That primal instinct suddenly waking up and just needing to feed right now like;
Hissing, screeching, bearing their freshly formed fangs, attacking eachother if it's a mass conversion.
Just straight-up feral and ready to pounce at the first living thing.
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starlight-zombie · 5 months
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Literally everyone is hotter as a vampire. I've tested it. News anchors, random people in commercials, influencers that are relatively plain looking - if I sit there and simply picture them as vampires with fangs, they are instantly 10× more attractive.
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rivilu · 5 months
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Vampire familiars are so fucking interesting by the way. Both in a Watsonian 'who are you, what brought you here, why do you STAY in this position, what keeps you' way and a Doylist ''how did we go from R. M. 'tried to take down Dracula with his bare hands when he realized he was getting scammed' Renfield to the current common interpretation of vampire familiars as complete pushovers' way
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noiselessbuck · 2 years
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gotta love that dracula daily, mcr, and what we do in the shadows each got new things one after another like they knew the vampire gays couldn't handle it all at once very kind and considerate of them <3
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tobithefrogg · 2 years
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Vampire thoughts ✨
They should have speech impediments, they got long fangs just chilling in their mouth, no way they don't talk with a lisp or a sort of whistle to certain words!
They should get sunspots that last, if they go out in sunlight it's the burning, that eventually calms down into sunspots on their skin! Just imagine how all vampires have this beautiful clear skin, now imagine... Sunspots on their shoulder or hand because didn't close the blinds all the way last night!
Ancient versus newer vampires! Just listen the dynamics would be fun!
Ancient vampire, rubbing Temple: If you wanted to kill something, why did you spill it on my, ANCIENT SILK WHITE CARPET!?
New vampire: My bad, just..we can go out and find another one!
Ancient vampire:.......WHAT PART OF ANCIENT AND SILK DID YOU NOT GET?!
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Ancient vampire: Ugh, you new vampires have it so easy these days! Y'know back in my day we were chased with stakes and got garlic thrown at us, do you know how hard it is to get the garlic smell out of clothing?? Now days everyone wants a vampire feeding off them
Newer vampire: I rather be chased than sexualized in toxic ways..
Ancient vampire:
Ancient vampire: Oh, oh you poor thing do you want to discuss it?
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They should definitely be explored in other tropes instead of love stories, (Most of them are badly written in my opinion that will make a good sum of people mad--) but can you imagine a sitcom of vampires trying to fit into their environments with the locals (Wanda vision style). Like Jack is trying to convince the other neighborhood homeschool kids he can only play outside at night, and they go through the most wacky events at night thinking they are hiding well but the neighbors are just suspicious because they never see them in daylight- anyways!
Vampire debunking common myths about vampires
Vampires should have brittle nails
Okay I'm tired now👍
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desertfangs · 6 months
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ewww corpses
In The Vampire Lestat, Lestat explains how despite being a vampire, he took no real pleasure in deaths he did not cause himself and did not like corpses:
"Revulsion at the sight or smell of death seemed part of my nature. I couldn't watch executions any more than when I was that trembling boy from the Auvergne, and corpses made me cover my face. I think I was offended by death unless I was the cause of it! And I had to get clean away from my dead victims almost immediately."
Which makes sense from a survival standpoint. If vampires need living blood to survive, and they're creatures full of bloodlust, it's only logical that they would be repulsed by corpses, even corpses they themselves killed. That blood isn't going to do them any good, there's nothing left for them in the husks of the dead. Drinking from the dead is not a good idea so a natural disgust at dead bodies works in their favor.
Then in Queen of the Damned, Daniel is also repulsed by the corpses of his victims and doesn't want to do the dirty work of getting rid of them. Armand takes care of it for him the first night but the second night, he makes Daniel help:
"This time Armand said "no trace means no trace." So they'd gone down together to bury them deep beneath the basement floor in the old furnace room, carefully putting the paving stones back in place. Lots of work even with such strength. So loathsome to touch the corpse like that. Only for a second did it flicker in his mind: who were they? Two fallen beings in a pit."
I think this is that same instinct. A lot of people point to this moment and the fact that Daniel's first kill is kind of a mess as evidence that he was not good at vampiring and perhaps was already sort of out of his mind (which is fair read if you want to read it that way! We get very little of vampire Daniel again until he is, in fact, mad!) But I've always read it as despite Daniel romanticizing Armand being a killer for over a decade, actually killing someone himself is jarring and shocking.
And this disgust at having to touch the bodies is a perfectly normal, newbie vampire reaction to corpses. As vampires get more used to killing, I'm sure dealing with the bodies becomes less repellent and loathsome, but I think when one is new in the blood, corpses are especially repulsive. Again, it's good survival instincts. Blood from that dead thing won't help you, eww gross, move on and leave it be! Less so from a "don't leave bodies around or you'll get caught perspective" but evolution doesn't work that way. Not that vampires evolved, per se, but you get my point!
I just think it's a fascinating aspect of how Ricean vampires work. They don't actually want to hang out in crypts with corpses and physiologically, it makes sense that they don't.
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vampyrkalm · 1 year
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On a real note: you and I should drink pomegranate juice from wine glasses and call it blood
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itsasprinkle · 6 months
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*ahem*
neck bite is missionary for vampires
*thank you*
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mewzaque · 10 months
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I feel like vampires should be smarter about the way they collect blood. Things would be so much easier if they made a deal with a human to meet up, like, once a week for a “food exchange” where the human gives the vampire blood and the vampire gives the human, like. Fancy takeout.
All they’d have to do is steal one of those blood extractor thingies from a blood bank and a couple blood bags and they’ll have a sustainable blood collection system. I swear, far too many vampires kill the human they’re draining blood from, and for what? A single meal? Bitch hook a human up to the blood machine and you get unlimited blood and a buddy all for the price of a pizza.
Plus, if you hunt a human, it doesn’t always go well. You could get a stake to the heart, like humans are brutal. The hunt-and-kill method is the equivalent of climbing every tree you see in the hopes it’ll have eggs in it despite the tree being able to kill you, instead of just buying a fucking chicken. Give that human a nice nest (blood extractor) and feed (chinese food maybe?) and stop acting like you’re Count fucking Dracula
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Do you think modern day vampires have troubles with all the fuckin landlords? Like, they can't enter homes uninvited, right? But do they have to be invited by the person who OWNS the home, or the person who RESIDES in the home?
I feel like they'd never get anything done socially if they had to be invited by the people who owned the home rather than whoever lives in it 🤷
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chompplant · 6 months
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Can vampires get tattoos?
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fuvkin-feral-kins · 1 year
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December, inviting death, has reminded me of your sweet blood once again,
Your warmth.
Take my icy fingers and lace them in yours, let me taste your very soul.
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