#viola joke

[hyrulenoneko]

Been hearing a bunch of stuff about violas lately. A local public radio station even has this Saturday morning kid's show called "Viola Man."

Have violist come together to create "viola week" without telling me?!

#viola #viola joke #viola man

[chungledown-bimothy]

#dimension 20 #burrow's end #burrow's end spoilers #viola burrow's end #rashawn scott #ik i made basically the same joke yesterday #idc i love it

[welcoming-grey]

Streamer Phantom who grinds on Stardew Valley and proceeds to drop trauma hints during character conversations. His chat goes wild every time he says 'Yeah, my parents used to do that a lot, lol' or when 'Y'know my sister says I'm therapy bait. Don't know what that means, she's just sooo weird sometimes' Or something of that sort. So, yes, what I’m trying to say is that no, Batman does not adopt him. Instead a bunch of strangers on the internet try to raise a ghost child and tell him that his parents were kinda trash through Twitch lingo such as ‘not poggers’ and ‘f’’s in the chat, expanded by the use of custom made Phantom stickers, one with ‘Booooo!’ is used frequently for this.  And then there’s Streamer Danny Fenton who plays Kingdom Hearts. Chat loves it when he quits in rage due to the mechanics or when he just points to the characters in the game in a ‘are u seeing this shit rn?’ way. One day, he says this: “I got permission from my parents for streaming of course, I just don’t think they remember that I am.”. This leads to more and more Danny venting. Which lead to some revelations from his community, specifically from those who watch both Phantom and Fenton.

This, of course, leads chat, a bunch of strangers who knows from where to believe that, oh no, Phantom and Danny are brothers. There were other ludicrous theories such as them both being the same person, which made little sense since they both had different hair colors and clothing styles. Of course, they both streamed at different times, they both probably share the same streaming device because of their parents. And don’t you see how helpless Danny looks every time he talks about Phantom, something must be going on. This invites chat to investigate about Amity Park and to their horror realize that the Fentons chase their son for sport.

#ok #after the first post i think i lost all my shyness #i have a lot and i mean lot of hc and ideas #that i want to vomit into the void #Danny Phantom #dp #streamer phantom au #streamer danny au #yes this means that nobody excluding the trio and jass truly know that danny streams #and he'd defo like to keep it that way #this could end up being a dp x dc #think about a batkid being a fan of streamer danny and phantom #only to discover that they both come from the hotspot for ghosts #worried this due to the league involvment or smthg #batkid calls batdad #batdad involved jl: the joke #jl meet phantom #and viola u got ur regular fun dc x dp fic #this could even involve GIW #etc etc #dc x dp #dp x dc #crack idea #yes ik that maddy and jack arent that bad in canon #but sus ur disbeleif #the post grammar stuff may also seen delirious so srry #this could also be an au where danny gains enough money to move out to somewhere #this somewhere of course being gotham where said batkid lives #brainrot #brain vomit

[scribefindegil]

I feel like at least in my circles Twelfth Night is the better known crossdressing Shakespeare play, but I love As You Like It bc it's just like

Rosalind: How many layers of gender fuckery are you on?

Viola, on the verge of a panic attack: Idk like three?? Why?

Rosalind: You are like a little baby. Watch this.

#viola/cesario decides to dress as a man and then spends the whole play panicking about the consequences #rosalind/ganymede decides to dress as a man and then is like hmmm. #i will be whatever gender causes the most problems for other people at any given moment #shakespeare #also sorry i'm not awake enough to make the joke in iambic pentameter. i know. i'm disappointed in me too.

[silentassassin21]

i'm catching up on burrow's end finally and god brennan & rashawn being sisters is everything i could have ever wanted

#dimension 20 #burrow's end #brennan & rashawn #tula & viola #like i knew i would love siobhan & izzy as siblings #i never expected to fucking adore brennan & rashawn as sisters #just those little moments of them joking with each other #and them talking in adventuring party

[asleep-and-afraid]

a girl handed me her viola while she played mine and i immediately noticed how small the viola felt in my hands. and then i plucked the strings and was like hm i think someones put a G string where your C should be! and hey why’s your A sounding like an E? this is a funny looking viola dude!- OH.

#the joke is that it was a violin #can we normalize forgetting violins exist #as a viola player i believe this is how the world should be #viola #orchestra memes #personal #anecdote

[violasarekooltoo]

Omg update guys Puccini is slay

#viola #orchestra #violin #orchetsra memes #viola jokes #pit music #opera #puccini

[photoblogdujour]

Blue Viola.

Q: Why don't Violas play hide and seek? A: Because no one would look for them.

Q: What's the difference between a Viola and a Pizza? A: A Pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: What's the difference between a Viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.

Q: Why are Viola jokes so short? A: So Pansies can remember them.

Q: How is a Viola different from an Onion? A: No one cries when you cut up a Viola.

#viola jokes #viola #flowers of tumblr #original photographers #photographers on tumblr #macro photography #flowers on tumblr #inner life of flowers #macro flower #flowers

[kaypanda]

#wilderlore #Barclay short jokes #violas the tallest in my brain #not my template

[ckducky]

Phoenix Wright: MOB ATTORNEY

An AU where after the Zak Gramarye trial Viola Cadaverini convinced her grandfather to "help" Nick out. A show of thanks for dealing with Furio Tigre.

Unfortunately, Bruto was impressed with Phoenix's career and "suggested" he stick around to help with any of the Mobsters legal troubles. This is a taste of Phoenix's new clientele

#ace attorney #ace attorney au #ace attorney fanart #fan comic #au #mob #Viola Cadaverini #phoenix wright #Viola is the new Maya #she introduces her self as phoenix's lover #he's too scared of her grandfarther to correct this #Trucy's here too #blissfully unaware #shes just vibbing with New mom Viola #the joke is that Phoenix's clients ARE still innocent #of the crimes they are being charged with at least #Better call Nick

[cutesymiku]

fuck it! making a gender for loving the viola (as in the stringed instrument) because violas deserve love

#🎤 . . . behind the mic #swearing tw #i'm aware that viola jokes (in moderation!) are ok & a part of orchestra subculture #i'm also aware that i do feel like they are a bit ... overused? #and it irks me when nonmusicians are making them #or when they feel like... too hateful? #idk i don't play the viola but also all musical instruments deserve love Tbh #(sona when they go on rants on the mogai blog that probably very few people understand) #sorry guys it's the musician in me

[hyrulenoneko]

"A viola is nothing but a cello that's been left in the dryer for too long."

As a violist, I kinda have to agree.

#viola joke

[ladyartemesia]

I discovered all your writings after you’d already left 2 years ago and they were all fucking incredible but I never realized that you’re funny af too lord help me

Hahahha! Oh my gosh can I JUST SAY that being called funny is like the highest tier compliment you can pay me. Like omg I am sending a screenshot of this ask to my brother right now so he knows that some lovely PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET THINK I’M FUNNY!

Unlike him.

Gah! But seriously THANK YOU! I’m thrilled you like my works and my weirdness (🥹) and I hope you will continue to enjoy me being a flaming disaster on main going forward.

#see foolish brother #I HAVE JOKES #thank youuu! #this has me smilllling #truly thank you for taking a moment to talk to me #it means a lot every time #via💋viola #sevenkook meme #Jeon jungkook

[nureyev-steel-institute]

Hot take but hating on violas and viola players is incredibly childish

#sorry this guy keeps popping up in my instagram reels feeds #and the first couple were mildly amusing but then it was like . #death threats #like what? #r u serious? #how does hating on an entire instrument look anythibg like maturity #quite frankly viola is an incredible instrument with a fistinct timbre and place in music and should be acknowledged as such #'viola players are all useless and should die' right. not only are you acting like a little shit #but you have nothing new or original to say #i understand that its a sort of 'inside joke' amongst orchestral players or whatever but theres a line. quite frankly. and too many people #eagerly leap over it #death threats. really? grow up

[ladylyra]

expressions + answering the age old question of how tf his outfit works

#i have no idea what his sense of humor is #i think its hard to make him laugh #i think he just ends up getting concerned instead #and missing the joke #it must be hard for him being surrounded by so many professional comedians #silas #viola #staraptor #gijinka #pokemon #pkmn #platinum 2 #lyra'sart #sketch

[sonofanumbranwitch]

Can we get a version of Bayonetta 3 where Viola is replaced with Joker from Persona 5?

You know, Bayonetta’s actual child.

#Bayonetta #bayonetta 3 spoilers #Bayonetta 3 #joker #p5 joker #p5 protagonist #like I do like Viola #but there’s nothing about her that says Bayonetta’s kid #meanwhile people have been making the Bayonetta is Jokers mom joke for years