#vld shitpost

[things-wesaid-thatareklance]

pidge: have some balls, lance!

lance: you don’t have any balls!!

pidge: my balls are literally bigger than yours

#incorrect quotes #vld #voltron legendary defender #vld shitpost #voltron #vld lance #lance mcclain #lance voltron #voltron lance #lance vld #pidge voltron #vld pidge #pidge #katie holt #katie #pidge gunderson #pidge holt #voltron pidge #pidge and lance #lance and pidge #vld headcanons

[zenithpng]

vld as a certain server's starboard <3

part two

#vld shitpost #vld meme #vld #tex kogane #keith kogane #lance mcclain #vld coran #vld shiro #takashi shirogane #prince lotor #vld lotor #vld lance #vld keith

[scarthetomboyslayer]

#voltron #voltron memes #shiro voltron #keith voltron #takashi shirogane #keith kogane #gay memes #sheith #vld meme #vld #vld shitpost #sheith shitpost

[bugman02]

This was originally a tiktok i made but i figured it would translate well into a lil comic, so enjoy

#voltron #vld fanart #voltron legendary defender #klance #voltron keith #voltron lance #voltron comic #vld shitpost

[spiritandthephantoms]

Keith: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?

Shiro: What? No, I-

Lance enters room

Keith's jaw clenches

#keith vld #keith x lance #keith kogane #keith #lance x keith #voltron keith #lance mcclain #vld lance #klance #lance #lance vld #voltron incorrect quotes #voltron legendary defender #vld shitpost #vld

[malk-me]

Lance: hey mullet, can I take you to my therapist next week?

Keith: ... why?

Lance: she thinks I'm making you up–

#lol what can someone say to this #klance #keith #keith kogane #lance mcclain #lance #voltron #voltron legendary disaster #voltron legendary defender #vld shitpost #vld #vld klance #vld keith #vld lance #incorrect klance quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect voltron legendary defender quotes #incorrect voltron quotes #theyre dumbasses your honor #source: pinterest #mine

[awhoreintheory]

Lance and Matt, as soon as they met, would've clicked INSTANTLY.

Like bro those two are menaces to society, have you seen their energy??

Matt was a fucking viner. I don't take criticism on that.

Lance is a vine quoter.

They both have the cheesiest pickup lines, come backs, and the worst pranks.

They would've been the two friends the friend group has to actively keep separated.

Keith is jealous of Matt. Matt knows Keith well enough (bc him and Shiro are besties) to know the Keith is jealous of him.

Chaos ensues.

Matt is the mastermind behind it all.

#matt is a chaotic gremlin #its his vibe #lance and matt being besties #klance #matt holt #matt voltron #lance mcclain #lance voltron #voltron #voltron legendary defender #vld fandom #vld shitpost #vld #keith kogane #keith voltron #vld hc #voltron headcanons

[soulreapin]

folks here are the lip products i think voltron wear + allura

lance: my boy is a laniege lip mask KING. he owns seven flavors and bought strawberry and pink lemonade separately so he wouldnt have to mess up the swirl. also i think hes very fond of lip oils because theyre lighter than lip gloss and not as sticky but still give him a nice color and shine

keith: chapstick user ONLY. i think specifically he uses the burts bees w pomegranate oil it just smells medicinal and he thought that would cure the sahara desert called his mouth

pidge: SAYS she doesnt use anything frilly or even chapstick but secretly there is a drawer in her lab with a tube of carmex strawberry and when shes feeling fancy the glittery lipsmackers lipgloss (real thing and i LOVE them)

hunk: this guy strikes me as a guy that grew up in a house were everything they COULD make they would so his lip care consists of a balm his mama made and that shit works WONDERS. like it could cure the grand canyon. but if i had to assign him a lip product he seems like a standard carmex king

shiro: shiro will deny it until the day he dies but hes got like high end skincare and makeup. says he uses carmex but really i think he has a single laniege lip mask and every so often wears an inconspicuous shade of fenty gloss bomb because its pretty and no ones gonna say shit to dad

allura: alteans Obviously had their own skin and lip care but 10000 years later that shit is dust in the wind. i think allura is a lover of the tarte maracuja lip gloss specifically in the shade passion fruit its a nice deep purple-red. but she also steals shiro’s fenty lipgloss because “voltron is a communist society” (pidge told her that one and now its her reasoning for all theft on the castle)

#keith kogane #vld #lance mcclain #vld headcanons #voltron #headcanon #keith voltron #vld keith #klance #vld lance #shiro vld #vld shiro #shiro voltron #pidge gunderson #vld pidge #hunk voltron #allura #allura vld #vld shitpost

[random-apollo-child]

AU where the whole insane lotor thing didn't happen

Adam sitting on the couch and getting a call on his day off: hey comander do you need something it is my day off

*hey sorry but shiro is back from space they uh decided it might be a good idea to me semi stationary so-*

Adam: hand the phone to that bitch

S: *Heyyy adam how are you*

A: mother fucker I'm coming to get you you're sleeping on the couch also tell keith his room is still set up if he wants to stay here still

S: *ok uh see you soon*

A: Yeah I'm beating the shit out of you see you soon I love you

S: well that went better than I expected

#vld keith #shiro voltron #keith voltron #voltron #adam voltron #adashi voltron #keith vld #vld #vld shiro #voltron incorrect quotes #vld shitpost #voltron legendary defender #adam and shiro #takashi shirogane

[sillygoose53]

ok but imagine shiro finding keith one day and opening up about how he actually misses earth, and then talking about how he dreamed of becoming a pilot.

imagine shiro looking at keith with big, weary eyes, voice barely above a whisper, “i just wanted see the stars.”

#why do i do this to myself #voltron #vld #keith kogane #takashi shirogane #vld keith #vld shiro #i’m actually crying #vld shitpost

[things-wesaid-thatareklance]

keith, to lance: did you know that shiro has an instagram page dedicated to his bad parking

keith: like someone actually went out every day, looking for his car just to post it on their social media

shiro: PLEASE BE QUIET

shiro: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE QUIET

#incorrect quotes #keith voltron #vld #keith vld #vld keith #vld shitpost #voltron legendary defender #keith kogane #voltron #vld shiro #shiro and keith #keith and shiro #voltron shiro #takashi shirogane #shiro #keith and lance #keith x lance #klance #lance vld #vld lance #lance mcclain #lance voltron #voltron lance #broganes

[faelissas]

lance: how the hell did u know i was gonna propose??

keith: shiro hasnt been able to look at me all month without crying

#voltron #voltron hc #voltron headcanons #klance #vld headcanons #vld shitpost #klance incorrect #klance hc #klance headcanon #voltron incorrect quotes #shiro

[pidges-lost-robot]

Pidge: I'm so glad we found you and you're back now!

Matt: Same here Pidgey, I wanna know all about this weird paladin deal you've gotten yourself into- Woah!

Pidge: Woah what?

Matt: Sorry, just looking at some parts of this castleship and the lions, the engineering, and the programming of this place has to be insane! God, what I'd give to check out the coding and tech behind this-

Pidge internally, who has suddenly decided the programming of the castleship and the lions is her turf:

Hunk who is used to her brain and probably knows what shes thinking:....

#this is really dumb #i found it funny though so i guess thats mostly what matters #voltron #vld #voltron: legendary defender #pidge voltron #pidge holt #pidge gunderson #voltron pidge #vld pidge #pidge vld #matt holt #matt vld #matt voltron #voltron matt #vld matt #shitpost #vld shitpost

[autisticlancemcclain]

in terms of popularity every other lance ship was doomed from the start because there’s no way any of us witnessed lance’s dumb pining ass in s1e1 say “I’d recognise that mullet anywhere!” and not immediately think okay in-denial patroclus what other body parts of keith have you noticed. hm?

#i was fourteen and i vividly remember cutting a look to my sister like okay SOMEONES fruity #cus like. damn 💀 #‘i’d know him in death and at the end of the world’ who?? #klance #idk if this resonates with anyone but i was in shock fr #vld shitpost #vld #voltron #lance #lance mcclain #keith #keith kogane

[slayover1]

voltron fans especially those who shipped klance deserve some kind of compensation i’m pretty sure

#voltron #vld shitpost #klance #vld

[spiritandthephantoms]

Lance: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Keith: What's that?

Lance: Remorse code.

Keith: I'm even angrier now.

#keith vld #keith x lance #keith #keith kogane #lance x keith #voltron keith #lance mcclain #vld lance #lance #lance vld #vld shitpost #voltron legendary defender