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theeslutintheroom · 3 months
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more of theo and I’s texts
( we are in love )
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yourlovelyspace · 1 month
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Isn't it amazing? 💝
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The 118 Chaotic Pizza Chat
Buck: This is what I fear when you make pizza, Eds
*tweet of pizza sitting directly on the oven rack imploding and looking like a mushroom cloud*
Bobby: Don’t put it directly on the rack Jesus
Buck: 😂😂😂
Eddie: 😬
Tbh I fear that too
Hen: You can!!!! Prevent it!!!
Bobby emphasized Hen’s message.
Hen: ?????
Eddie: But the bottom! Won’t be crispy enough!
Also my pizzas don’t fit on the pans
Buck: Flip the pan over!!
Eddie: Your weird little rectangular pizzas do but my circular ones don’t
Buck: Use the other side and then the whole bottom won’t fall out
Eddie replied to Buck’s message ( Flip the pan over!! ) *sends blinking meme*
Buck: Or, consider, buy yourself one of these bad boys
*sends link to pizza stone*
Hen: get a pizza stone
Eddie: Where would we store that 😭😭😭
Chim laughed at Eddie’s message.
Buck replied to Eddie’s message (blinking meme): Lol have you never done that 😂?
Eddie: Not once in my life, no
Bobby: You store it with the pans
Eddie: Flip the pan over??? wtf
Hen: Where else would you store a pizza stone
Chim laughed at Hen’s message.
Buck: We have a few fully empty cabinets 😂. In Inconvenient spots, sure, but it’s not a commonly used item lol
Bobby: You don’t have to get one with handles so it doesn’t take up as much space
Ravi: This is a chaotic chat right now 😂😂😂
Eddie: If you mean the one above the fridge, you can fuck off 😂😂😂
Hen: Get a step stool
Eddie: We have two lmao
Chim: Grow taller
Buck laughed at Chim’s message.
Eddie disliked Chim’s message.
Buck: One above the fridge, one below the stove 😂😂😂
Chim: Keep some kitchen heels at the ready
Eddie: Oh I don’t trust the one below the stove, absolutely not
Buck: Also as Bobby said, with the normal pans 😂😂😂
Chim: on top of the refrigerator
Buck: You say that like the bare oven rack is significantly cleaner 😂
Chim: In your room
Eddie: No no no that bottom drawer is nasty have you opened it recently??
Also it’s weirdly small? I think?
Chim: Right I know you’re cooking it but dude how old is that oven and food that is going inside it is just raw dogging it
Eddie: 🤷🏼‍♀️ have literally never once thought about that in my life tbh
Buck: No so I have no recollection of what it looks like 😂
Buck: Raw dogging it 😂😂😂😂
That just made me laugh so
Chim: Good I’m glad because brain fog made it really hard to remember that phrase
Hen laughed at Chim’s message.
Chim: The other option was bare assing it
Eddie: Well ya nailed it, so a plus
Buck: You nailed it so hard I had to explain it to my cap in our side chat 🤣🤣🤣
Ravi: just to circle back
To flip the pan over
There’s a Reddit thread that agrees with Buck
Eddie: Good for Buck 👍🏻
Ravi: Though the rigidity advice seems important to note
Buck: I’ve only used this method once for something I can’t really remember. But it wasn’t pizza 😂
Eddie: Also our pans pop and my actual fear is the pizza being awkwardly launched right to the bottom of the oven
Buck: I was just brainstorming for you. I didn’t say this was a perfect solution 😂
Eddie: I have put a pan on the rack below the pizza before
Bobby replied to Eddie: this hurts my soul, just put it on some parchment paper
Ravi: The other advice for you in this thread: *photo of round pizza cut in half to fit on a pan*
Eddie: Lololol I can imagine trying to cut a frozen pizza in half and it just shattering 😭😭😭
Eddie: But i feel like if I bought, like, a fancy frozen pizza that wasn’t thin crust, that could be genius
Chim: Idk that looks like a thin crust pizza example for you 😂
Hen: If you look closely you can see “thin” on the underlying box 🕵🏻‍♀️😂😂😂
Buck: But your pizza has shattered before so lol
Bobby replied to Buck: WTF
Eddie: Right but that’s target brand
I don’t fuckin trust the giant store brand 😂😂😂 Lolol do you tho???
Buck: Lmao no less than any other pizza probably
Buck: @Bobby Eddie dropped it on the ground
Eddie: Whole thing shattered
And I feel like something similar would happen if you tried to cut it while it was still frozen
Chim: Can’t know unless you try
Ravi: please send a video when you try
Buck, 10 minutes later: The funniest thing to me in this
Is that several of you lived with me and Eddie for like six months in a space that absolutely was not meant for four grown adults never saw him commit this food crime 😂
Hen: To be fair I did my level best to avoid perceiving any of you when we weren’t working. I love you, but that’s way too much time to spend with people you’re not married to
Chim, at the exact same time: we can’t all pay as much attention to Eddie as you, Buck
Ravi: ☠️
Hen: yeah... yeah. Mostly that
Inspired by a real life conversation with my roommates and this tweet:
https://x.com/superloafcat/status/1737541460524700083?s=46&t=2TrTjov11H9w1pzmJGEYpw
Written for/with @professionalprocrastinator22 and our concerns about food crimes committed by @gravelyhalversobbing EXPOSING YOU
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qcicle · 6 months
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I'm afraid of the person I'll become if spiderbit murder husbands becomes canon
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kasperbunny · 8 days
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me and Shane butting heads bc we are both angry depression havers and both Tauruses
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intriga-hounds · 2 years
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daily pepperoni
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viilpstick · 4 months
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MEU AMOR OBRIGADA PELO LAYOUT
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SUA LINDA MUAW
DE NADA FE!!! AGORA COMEÇA A POSTAR PIRANHA >:DD
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kaaamiya · 7 months
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well what can i say ?
meow
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kitkatnior · 3 months
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Genuine exomemory I have:
Marinette: hey Juels what’s it like having a sibling?
Juleka: watch this, HEY LUKA
Me, from the other room: YEAH?
Jules: FUCK YOU DUMBASS
Me: FUCK YOU TOO BITCH
Jules: that’s what it’s like
-Luka 🎸
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shesalewa · 5 months
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I GOT A SWEATER FOR DEC 3RD LETS GOOOOOO
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BOOKIE(me) AND HER POOKIE
UPDATE :
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Felt bad that the princess didn't get a sweater so we gave her one
(she specifically said to draw her with the creepiest smile we could think of and so I did)
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succubusmunson · 5 months
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you gon catch the blickity block one of these days
DO IT, YOU WONT! PUSSY!
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baohanhanesel · 9 months
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Beihai
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Let me introduce, The ginger and his social butterfly with social anxiety!
I mean, The all mighty sect leader Khai Wang Guan and his respected academic rival Khai Baozhai... Who so happens to be his best friend and housemate.
They cannot live without each other, unfortunately.
What do you mean you cannot platonically marry your best friend who is your rival in order to care properly for him? What do you mean you cannot pin your best friend for years and be oblivious about it yourself? Hah. Couldn't be Guan and Baozhai.
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zltesvetla · 10 months
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lillylvjy · 1 year
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I can't believe you would bring our DM's into this.. /j
….. I have a screen shot from last week and I’m not afraid to show it-
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gabichive · 1 year
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