#wealthy couple

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

sometimes adulthood is about becoming oddly excited in finding a small mom n pop grocer that will sell you honeycrisp apples at a shockingly low price

#food #look im used to paying like an entire two to three dollars for a honeycrisp in the store sometimes #it feels like buying fruit as a street urchin who was kindly given sixpence by a wealthy stranger #what do you MEAN i can get a couple for that cheap

[xiaq]

In todays edition of “I girl bossed too hard,” I’ve got a full daily schedule 9-5, and this week I’ve been building a custom demo after standard hours for a presentation next week, and starting today I’m now also running a POC with a customer in India with working sessions nightly from 8-10pm for the next 2 weeks.

The week after that is our wedding reception. The one I’m entirely DIYing.

So I won’t be around much for the next 3 weeks and I’ll be even more shit at answering messages than usual.

Steddie fic will update tomorrow and then will go on hiatus for two weeks. FFF will update next week and then will go on hiatus for two weeks. I might still squeeze some writing time in but I don’t want to have update commitments as added stress since writing is supposed to be my stress relief.

Anyhow, if you follow me for writing reasons, thanks for your patience!

#if only I could acquire a wealthy patron #who paid me to amuse her with my silly stories #alas #I really do like my job though #there’s just a lot of it for the next couple weeks #and the whole wedding thing #which admittedly I brought upon myself

[svdaily]

𝐻𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓉𝓎. 𝐼𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒸𝓎. 𝒞𝑜𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓃𝒸𝓎.

@svdaily

#hypergamy #black tumblr #soft life #soft living #soft luxury #black luxury #black girls in luxury #spoiled black women #spoiled black girl #wealthy lifestyle #couples #romance #write eo letters #bake together #paint together #don't settle #like srsly

[slicedblackolives]

nepo baby model is the literal perfect day-job for dick grayson because he can be as unemployed as he wants to have time for nightwing, only do a couple of fashion weeks every other year, maintain an extremely cut physique, be constantly gallivanting the globe and even hang out with superheroes while being a total ditz without raising any suspicion. a police officer? why the fuck. he’s kendall jenner.

#dick Grayson #he does a couple of flips on the runway and the crowd goes WILD and the brands can’t say shit bcs his daddy is a wayne #I wish they’d kept culturally aging Bruce Wayne because wealthy socialite who constantly attends galas in the 30s/40s IS the equivalent of #nepo baby influencers of today.

[viejospellejos]

life goals

#video #sfw #boat #yacht #barco #yate #billionaire #billionaires #rich #wealthy #wealth #omg #couple #love #relax #btc

[sunnytastic]

at this point, they are going to spend the macden break up podcast episode talking about charlie and dee

#bro ONE mention of vic vinegar and hugh honey #nothing on the wealthy homosexual couple #iasip #its always sunny #its always sunny podcast #it's always sunny in philadelphia #dennis reynolds #macdennis #mac mcdonald #glenn howerton #rob mcelhenney #charlie day #isa x sunny

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

the idea that some people are dumb animals who pop out children they actually have no affection for and that somehow nobody in their family has any regard for these children is a deeply racist and classist notion that can never be reframed as progressive. full stop. people are not objects. period

#why are stable family members being passed over for wealthy (white) couples #why are black couples handpicked by birth families being passed over for wealthy white strangers?

[artkadukan]

And I present to you

✨vampire boi✨

#Alr so what I have so far about him #He was born on 13th October in 1886 to a really wealthy family #But they were like really abusive and shady so he ran away at the age of 15 #He ran away to a village near the countryside and started living with a single mom and her son who was a couple months younger than him #And then he had a whole gay crisis cus 'damn her son is hot as fuck what the hell' #So he spent a couple of years living with that huge crush until the lady's son just one day pinned him against a wall and started making ou #So yeah the mom knows about them but pretends not to cus she's Slay™ #In total he lives about 5 years with them #Until the mom and his boyfriend get hanged because they were both accused of witchcraft #And then he just fucking loses it and self isolates the fuck outta himself #And one day he just decides to end it #He tries to do that by drinking poison #But instead of dying like a normal person his system managed to digest it and now he's a fucking immortal vampire #So yeah thats that #I still have to think of names but if y'all got any suggestions please lemme know #Aho speaks #random #Art #Doodle #sketches #vampire boi lore

[creaturefeaster]

Can any race become a Were-x? Like Vixets, Bluple, etc? Does it just depend on if they have transformation immunity (like Brook)?

Nearly any race can, yes. It is dependant on contaminating blood. Plant-based races, which have something a little different than what most races consider blood, cannot be turned, but otherwise it can affect anyone else.

A majority of the time, an immunity to transformation of any kind (were-xism, vampirism, etc.) is implicative of a pre-existing affliction. As in, a vampire is afflicted with vampirism, and as such cannot be afflicted with were-xism. But there are rare cases of people having natural immunity to supernatural afflictions, much like some people having natural immunity to certain illnesses, genetically.

#brambleramble #it really just happens to be that the afflicted characters are all human because well #i made them that way when i was like 13. #and back then i figured it too confusing to have a bizarre race that already has smth going on with them #and then slap on the fact that they're a werecat too lmao #now though? id do that shit no problem #theres a couple of bluple vampires at one point :3 #there are some privileged places that have a magical equivalent of a vaccine to were-xism specifically #what type depends on the issue the area is facing the most #lauren actually has this magical vaccination-- for a lack of a better term-- against werecats #but it is definitely a thing that's like. You're either wealthy or really good with magic if you have this #in Lauren's case kinda sorta both AHDBDHDBD

[mcl4r3n]

#happy dad with the happy couple #lawrence is over the moon that his son's husband is so caring and also wealthy and stable #lance stroll #fernando alonso

[obikinky]

excuse me but I would like to see Anakin in this:

and Obi-Wan in this:

thank you for your time

#can you even imagine their eyes #I just think this is an iconic couple look for them is all #I feel like they’re undercover as an exceptionally wealthy and doting couple at a ball for separatist sympathizers #they’re collecting intel and looking hot af while doing it #Mace: who gave skywalker and Kenobi matching outfits #Yoda: picked them out Obi-Wan did #Mace: *cries a little* why are you letting them make choices #Mace: do they even know they’re just supposed to be undercover and don’t have to pretend to be a couple please oh force jesus #Yoda: a necessary precaution Knight Skywalker claims #Mace: you know what’s a necessary precaution?! mY hEaRt MeDiCaTiOn #I’m sorry I can’t be normal about them #obikin #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker

[wifeofelizabethbennet]

Have I failed my students by being a tragically single lesbian and never dating my high school crush?

#I won't leave her name here #but she was incredibly wealthy. #Unfortunately for me she married. He's a plastic surgeon so he probably makes a lot of money. #She went missing a couple of months ago after the yearly festival. Her father was one of the judges for the pageant. #He's very creepy if you ask me. Sly. Like he's always plotting your demise. The main reason I never asked her out.

[anotherpapercut]

How would one find work at a library when they just...aren't qualified or don't have the relevant experience? I'd love to work at one but I don't have a relevant degree or experience in the field (mostly because they keep rejecting my applications and then ghosting me). I know if given the opportunity I could learn how to do the various jobs at a library, I just have trouble getting into the field without a degree.

people ask me this quite a bit and I really don't know what to say because I don't have an MLIS and neither do most of my coworkers. only like 1/10th of our employees have it honestly. I only have an associates degree in mathematics. and honestly, I'm really sorry to say, the only other way to get your foot in the door really is to volunteer. I volunteered at the library that I now work for A LOT as a teenager so I was able to use the librarians I got to know as references when I started applying to library jobs, and I was able to speak to my experiences working within the library

basically the only other thing is starting at the absolute bottom of the totem poll, which I also did even with my volunteer experience. this is usually going to be a library page position. pages are generally the lowest paid, most manual labor job because they reshelve returned books. so it's a lot of lifting and pushing tens or hundreds of pounds of books around all day

unfortunately there's nothing else I can really tell you, there's not really a magic key to working here. volunteering and having a clean record (like, don't apply if you have a bunch of fines on your account) are really the only ways to get ahead at all. even having an MLIS isn't gonna help you much these days without having any experience like that

#also this isnt to be mean to people who have it but library degrees are like waaaay overhyped and largely exist as a class barrier #because in order to get one you have to waste at least 4 years getting a completely irrelevant degree then be able to afford 2 more yrs #i kinda wouldnt recommend getting one til youve worked in an actual library for a while first to give some perspective #and id only do it if you have a specific library position in mind #please do not waste your time and money getting a degree just because you want to work in a library #you need to know what exactly you want to aim for because positions are few and far between #also one last little secret: working at a library reallllllly fucking sucks in A LOT of ways #i love what we do and i love my coworkers but i fucking hate my job lmao #MANY libraries across the country (including mine) are controlled by boards made up of local wealthy business people #and all of the higher ups are extraordinarily out of touch #pay is exceedingly low and it is A LOT of very hard work. its not sitting around reading all day #you have to deal with the public in ways that i promise you no amount of retail experience could ever prepare you for #which is why you have to really really want it. so many people quit within a couple years

[experthiese]

semi related to this answer (ty sappy) but also just something consistently shown across canon: lupin is unusually generous, considering he's a thief. I'm not saying he donates to charity in his spare time or anything, but it's shown time and time again that his life doesn't revolve around money and getting as much of it as possible

he likes to live it up in luxury, sure, but that's what his heists are for. he'll steal something worth a couple hundred million, let fujiko betray him (again) and steal her share, divvy up the remainder along him and jigen and goemon if he was there, and blow through it all faster than any human should be able to

he doesn't care about hoarding wealth or saving up or anything major. a friend could tell him they like the diamond-encrusted watch on his wrist or the priceless antique furniture in one of his many safehouses, and he'd hand it over without a second thought. he doesn't care, it doesn't mean anything to him. it's just Stuff

this actually ties into another character trait I really like - that being lupin's tendency to want things only for as long as they're supposedly out of reach, completely losing interest once he's gotten the ungettable - but I digress

#▸ out of character #that being said; he's a lot more keen to target or take advantage of the exorbitantly wealthy. he'll wring every penny he can out of them #but that's because they can afford the loss. they're not going to go bankrupt from a couple things going missing :3

[lemongrad]

As much as I love the posts about "the ghosts of your peasant ancestors are awed and overjoyed by the common luxuries of your modern life", I think the much funnier counterpart is "the ghosts of your aristocratic ancestors are shocked and appalled by normal things-

"Of course our descendant owns property- what do you mean, only a quarter acre? She mows it herself?? Where is the estate?? Where are the groundskeepers?? Where is her husband??"

"She has in her pantry cinnamon, white sugar, and various hothouse fruits, so why does she insist on eating naught but bread and cheese like some common fieldworker???"

"With her hair cropped and dressed in trousers, it is a wonder she is not mistaken for a coarse sailor!"

#dont get me wrong most of my ancestors are farmers or tradespeople of some sort #a couple of engineers and ministers and such #and one or two daughters or youngest sons of wealthy landowners back in the 18th century #i was mowing my small lawn and just got a giggle from the idea of some proper lady being utterly appalled at me doing my own yardwork #mood

[albonium]

That relationship reeks of PR from miles away

pr relationships are supposed to have a positive impact, here it's just ??????? lol

#idk if it's pr or not but like........clearly there's something off #also i know i'm gonna get shit for it for not being a girls' girl but something's off about her #like. seriously off. she's a ''model'' but doesn't get that many jobs. she can't have the way of life she's been having with a shoot #every couple of months #and the sports clothes thing isn't being lucrative at all #people have pointed out on tattle that her business records are available online and it's really really not making money lol #at the end of the day he gets a hot girlfriend she gets a wealthy boyfriend and profits off his fame so like whatever but still. ew #tagging this #rebecca #so it gets blacklisted by those who don't want to see it