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dankdez Β· 11 months
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π–‘ΌβŠ±π•˜π•’π•£π••π•–π•Ÿπ•šπ•Ÿπ•˜ π•¨π•™π•šπ•π•– π•™π•šπ•˜π•™ π•šπ•€ π•žπ•ͺ π•—π•’π•§π• π•£π•šπ•₯𝕖 π•₯𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕑π•ͺ βŠ°π–‘Ό
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bannerbxtch Β· 2 years
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bottleblondebeachbabe Β· 5 months
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padawansuggest Β· 1 year
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Jedi Chat
Obi-Wan: Does anyone else have a super overbearing master and grandmaster who keep trying to clean your room for you after fifteen years knighted? Like, I’m sorry you found my massager and corn cob collection, but that’s sorta your fault for thinking I can’t clean my room.
Quinlan: Have you seen your room? Trauma or not they’re doing you a favor.
Obi-Wan: I swear to god if you don’t stop trying to dismantle my bed-nest every time you come in there I’m hiding your belt buckles. All of them.
Mace: You two know this forum is open-temple, right?
Obi-Wan: Answer the question or move on.
Mace: …yes my master sometimes tries to clean my apartment, but she knows what areas to avoid.
Quinlan: Having a dirty living space relies on you being in it more than once a month. Master won’t touch mine cause he doesn’t know where I’ve been.
Obi-Wan: Lucky.
Mace: Fair. I don’t know where you’ve been either.
Qui-Gon: Anyone in this thread smoke weed?
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lesbian-venuss Β· 2 months
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morning πŸŒ…
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writersmorgue Β· 3 months
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Poor guy πŸ’€
Thanks anon!
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incorrectbatfam Β· 1 year
Conversation
Clark: Hey dude, what's going on?
Robin!Dick: Teenage rebellion.
Clark: Fuck yeah, stick it to the old people!
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bloodpen-to-paper Β· 6 months
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Charlie: "What everyone's favorite block?"
Cellbit: "You."
Baghera: "I really like the moss"
Foolish: *after a long-winded explanation* "Drugs"
Carre: "What are you guys talking about?"
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dankdez Β· 2 years
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π•€π•žπ• π•œπ•– π•¨π•–π••π••π•šπ•Ÿπ•˜ π•”π•’π•œπ•– 𝕗𝕠𝕣 π••π•’π•šπ•π•ͺ π•™π•’π•‘π•‘π•šπ•Ÿπ•–π•€π•€
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lifestooshortformistakes Β· 7 months
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Come take a spin
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kind-buy-agreement Β· 8 days
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incorrect-hs-quotes Β· 6 months
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A CARAPACIAN: [hands a ziploc baggie of weed to roxy] i call this one the β€œfall of earth”.
ROXY: yea whtvr i dont feels shit
ROXY, 15 minutes later: dude i swear i jsust saw sodme drones in the forest
DIRK: [Pacing back and forth] The Batterwitch is lying to us.
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thesaddestweed Β· 2 years
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#πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ₯¦πŸŒΈπŸ€
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