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Jedi Chat
Obi-Wan: Does anyone else have a super overbearing master and grandmaster who keep trying to clean your room for you after fifteen years knighted? Like, Iβm sorry you found my massager and corn cob collection, but thatβs sorta your fault for thinking I canβt clean my room.
Quinlan: Have you seen your room? Trauma or not theyβre doing you a favor.
Obi-Wan: I swear to god if you donβt stop trying to dismantle my bed-nest every time you come in there Iβm hiding your belt buckles. All of them.
Mace: You two know this forum is open-temple, right?
Obi-Wan: Answer the question or move on.
Mace: β¦yes my master sometimes tries to clean my apartment, but she knows what areas to avoid.
Quinlan: Having a dirty living space relies on you being in it more than once a month. Master wonβt touch mine cause he doesnβt know where Iβve been.
Obi-Wan: Lucky.
Mace: Fair. I donβt know where youβve been either.
Qui-Gon: Anyone in this thread smoke weed?
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Clark: Hey dude, what's going on?
Robin!Dick: Teenage rebellion.
Clark: Fuck yeah, stick it to the old people!
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Charlie: "What everyone's favorite block?"
Cellbit: "You."
Baghera: "I really like the moss"
Foolish: *after a long-winded explanation* "Drugs"
Carre: "What are you guys talking about?"
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A CARAPACIAN: [hands a ziploc baggie of weed to roxy] i call this one the βfall of earthβ.
ROXY: yea whtvr i dont feels shit
ROXY, 15 minutes later: dude i swear i jsust saw sodme drones in the forest
DIRK: [Pacing back and forth] The Batterwitch is lying to us.
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