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tooshnado · 2 months
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thinking about how alastor despises touch but doesn’t mind niffty hitching a ride in his hair
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ryozeki · 6 months
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The creature meme
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tboom10 · 4 months
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this is both the highest and lowest effort post i've made here so far. it took me like way to long to make, but if you look closely at it its not that great.
anyways, here is a deskstop background with every named hollow knight character with a few enemies drawn badly. also yes, this includes silksong characters and enemies.
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if this get 150 notes in at the end of 2023 i will add every enemy i've left out. and the greenpath vessel cuz 1 person on reddit asked. and 1 vessel who got nosked. and maybe some others if i can find any.
edit: we got to the 150 notes within 24 hours. im gonna make it after i've done 3 other things.
edit 2: guys i forgot bardoon. why did i forgot bardoon?
edit 3: guys, please stop noting this image. note the upgraded image please
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hellfire--cult · 7 months
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If you ever wanted to see Joe Keery being choked and blindfolded here he is
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paper-lilypie · 7 months
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I can’t believe steven spielberg was right
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mcondance · 10 months
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okay I need you to walk with me on this one🤭 bodyguard! miguel o’hara and royal figure! reader
TELL ME YOU SEE THE VISION FREN
bae i see the vision… n he sneaks in your room after dark and pipes you down. has his hand over your mouth cause “we wouldn’t want everybody knowing what we do, right? wouldn’t want everybody knowing their perfect princesa loves being dicked down by her bodyguard when everyone’s sleep, hm?”
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30-3am · 5 months
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I need 80s james to finger me so bad. His arms are so pretty and muscular and his hands are fucking huge- im gonna pass out-
understandable.
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he's knuckle deep inside you, fingers repeatedly dragging against that spongy spot that has you writhing and whimpering underneath him. his palm rubs against your clit with every thrust, his free hand making itself useful by groping your breasts and rolling your nipples between his thumb and forefinger.
his mouth presses against yours as he snakes his tongue inside your mouth, muffling the sounds he's pulling from the back of your throat.
he's already made you cum once - had you rolling around in bed, a sheen of sweat over your skin, arching into his touch and chasing that feeling of euphoria as it spread everywhere. from head to toe.
and you could feel it coming again, the tell-tale tightening in your stomach as he pumped his fingers in and out of you and the gush of slick that had him groaning into your mouth.
"shit..." he muttered, pulling from your lips but keeping the distance between you minimal. "can feel you getting tighter."
he looked down to the space between your legs, mesmerised by the way he disappeared inside of you, mouth parting in fascination as your slick glistened in the low light.
"james," you breathed out, unable to think of anything else but his name and the way it was him who was pulling such visceral reactions from you. "james," you repeated, a futile way of letting him know what was about to come.
"i know, baby," he said, pressing his lips to yours again in a harsh kiss, then pulling away to focus all his attention on the speed of his hand as it pounded into you with such careful intention. "can fuckin' hear how much you love it," he began to ramble. "so wet you're running down my goddamn arm."
all you could do was whine, hands clawing at the sheets to stabilise yourself, toes curling as white-hot pressure curled around the length of your body - beginning at your stomach and spreading to every inch of you.
"gonna-" you cut yourself off with a gasp, eyes squeezing shut as it built and built. "g-gonna-"
"sh, sh, sh." he gave you a soft kiss, brushing away a tear that had escaped from the corner of your eye. "i know...i know, c'mon let me feel you, baby."
his words were just what you needed, the coil tightening until the pressure became too much and it snapped - flooding throughout your body and making you senseless - blind to the world around you,
your ears rang as his fingers continued their blissful movements, guiding you through your orgasm as they slowed to a comfortable rock.
babbling his name, he shushed you again, telling you to breathe as he slowed to a stop.
your chest heaved, breaths shaky as he came into focus, a shit-eating grin on his face as he hovered over you.
"you look so fuckin' hot when you cum." was the first thing he said when you looked at him with bleary eyes, a lazy smile on your face as you suppressed a giggle.
"you really know how to talk to women, don't you?" you said as you wiped the sweat from your brow.
"it's what i do best."
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rocksandcrystals · 18 days
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Mhmm mhmm okay.
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CLOWN WHEN I CATCH YOU CLOWN
MY BOY DID NOT DESERVE THAT ONE BIT HES A SUFFERING MF IT HURTS TO SEE HIM LIKE THAT 😭
AHHHHHHH
also theory time
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This photo I believe it's connected to Barnaby in some way because though it says 'there it is' what if that's indicating something will happen to Barnaby because things have been leading and hinting to things about Barnaby. There is a high more likely chance that we will lose Barnaby eventually.
BUT THIS IS JUST A THEORY
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sleepinginmygrave · 21 days
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uh. hello
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you can call me jupiter or james but nicknames are more than welcome ⁞ minor ⁞ they/he/she ⁞ pangender ⁞ pan+aroaceflux ⁞ capricorn ⁞ christian ⁞ witch ⁞ french ⁞ regulus + barty + remus kinnie ⁞ harp player ⁞ art is the most important thing to me ⁞ astronomy and marine biology nerd ⁞ big big big animal lover ⁞ huge classical music enjoyer
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about me. i guess
musical artists↬tv girl. alex g. mac demarco. current joys. mother mother. lamp. ichiko aoba. gorillaz. radiohead. crystal castles. conan gray. cavetown. the smiths. david bowie. queen. t-rex. the beatles. the cure. strawberry guy. lana del rey. steve lacy. roar. vacations. duster. sign crushes motorist. her's. memo boy. pink pantheress. men i trust. beach house. yot club. cigarettes after sex. tame impala. eyedress. jack stauber.
classical composers↬ tchaïkovsky|ravel|saint saëns|debussy|satie|fauré|grieg|shostakovtich|liszt
currents animals obsession↬ jellyfishs, sharks, whales, whale sharks, african wild dogs, bovines, horses, (all farms animals. tbh), isopods, snails, any murids, all birds
things i'm deeply passionate about (or enjoy)↬ the sea • rain • animals • plants • poetry • art in any from • classical music • forests • thanatology • marine biology • astronomy • bugs • reading at night • art history • plants • gothic architecture • flowers
hobbies↬ baking. painting. drawing. knitting. crocheting. playing the harp. going outside. skateboarding. listening to music. reading.
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miscellaneous
• i love baking and uhhh i make crêpes almost every week
•i knit and crochet. a lot. too much
• i'm half norwegian so i go there every years and you will see me posting about it
• you probably guessed that i play the harp (if you didn't then. uh), i've been for 8 years now, i'm in a concervatory and play in an orchestra :]
• i'm very normal about everything (lying. if you couldn't tell)
• about fandoms stuffs i'll mostly post/reblog about the marauders but i'm also in a bunch of other fandoms so ughhh buckle up your seatbelts mfs
• i'm just a silly guy ya'll :3
• i'm in a qpr with the amazing @url0cal-weird0 <3333
• I LOVE ART SO SO MUCH GUYS art history is so so so interesting and i will reblog a lot of art stuffs (i also do art (oil pastels my beloved) and will post it occasionally if i feel silly)
• also i'm uhh i'm a jellyfish.. (literally. i'm something alterhuman probably therian or otherhearted)
• i'm trying so hard to make this intro post aesthetic and uhhh stuff but really i'm just a guy i promise i can't do anything serious in my life this is very hard for me please be kind :3
• how do you. make a cool intro post
• you know what? i'm gonna post it like that. i'm gonna change it very soon because let me tell you that i am not satisfied with how it turned out but it's not very professional of me to not have an intro post when i have *check notes* 208 followers. each one of you is crazy for that we should probably all go to therapy together
• urghh how do you make an intro post
• this has been sitting in my drafts for weeks and i never finished it
• i promise i will do something great one day
• i'm too tired to add anything else rn so you have this for the moment<;33 (god why am i doing this to myself. and to you guys.)
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(dividers by @roseraris and @the-blinkie-guy)
blinkies and userboxes!!
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politelymenacing · 11 months
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little-pondhead · 9 months
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No matter the universe, she’ll always be Dani.
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Well, shit.
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ashersanity · 3 months
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Soft Whitney and their plushies. Softney.
Thinking of finding Whitney at the arcade one day, too busy trying to win a plushie from the claw machine to notice your approaching footsteps, halting in your tracks as you watch from afar. Watch how they pathetically lose after every try, quickly running out of coins with the last of their remaining cash that they got. Hand reaching for their pockets only to pull nothing out, spent dry.
PC suggesting to get it for them, the bully freezing up on the spot since it means you just saw that humiliating display but.. they do really want that plushie. Lets you do it and you manage on the first try, slightly irritated though also grateful for you winning it, handing them over the stuffed toy. Visible blush and resigned look on their face as they mutter a silent “thanks” under their breath before striding away, plush in their arm.
Just know they resist the urge to fawn over plushies whenever they see them, imagine them doing god knows whatever with their cronies, momentarily pausing to stare at the shop window filled with the stuffed toys on display. Has to act all tough even if they’re mentally noting to themselves to go to that shop later alone. Bring you over if you’re actually interested though that’d mean having to admit they have a collective themselves..
Names their newly obtained gift with your name, slip on the tongue if they were to ever actually utter it out loud. How the fuck do you explain to someone why you named your plushie after them??
Fuck, it’s complicated.
“It’s not what it looks like, you stupid slut! Now get the fuck out of my room!”
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thagoldennugget · 3 months
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I know it's not yet Christmas but I want to give you all a gift
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Lo and behold! Merry Christmas everyone and a Happy New Year!
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wait a fucking minute
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a-meh · 6 days
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spicymotte · 3 months
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I did not think this through
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