#what a couple of dumbasses

[just-prime]

Okay, just really starting to get into Malevolent, and this has probably been said before HOWEVER...in the most vague, least spoilery way possible I do in fact think that Jon "thinks shaking hands with a hot wax person is a good idea" Sims and Arthur "thinks hitting an electric type with a metal pole is a good idea" Lester meeting would be disastrous for all involved.

#the magnus archives #malevolent podcast #jonathan sims #arthur lester #what a couple of dumbasses #we love them

[stephicness]

"Bastard bloodflies everywhere!"

#stephic edits #gifs #final fantasy xvi #ffxvi #clive rosfield #cidolfus telamon #i was just looking through clips to see what shots looked cool #but then i remembered this scene #what a couple of dumbasses #i love them #cid is so dramatic #keep your mouth closed too dude

[nightgoodomens]

Handsome couple

#of course they got called a handsome couple #and that this was the award picture posted for David #fuck he looks so adorably happy #they both looked so happy that night what a joy #good omens #crowley #ineffable fandom #good ineffable omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable boyfriends #ineffable dumbasses #ineffable idiots #ineffable lovers #aziraphale #aziracrow #Michael Sheen #David Tennant #the absolute best

[queen0fm0nsterz]

Ended up pirating all of Hazbin for the sake of my younger days (used to be a fan when I was around 14/15, before all the stuff with Viv came out) and I am so surprised by how I felt... nothing for the most part. Like a lot of the show's storylines feel like they was crammed in there with no real pacing. A lot of this should have been season 2 territory, which is a sentiment I've seen echoed around, but also... it feels as if the show is trying to be episodic while also having a long narrative thread, which just doesn't work with just 8 episodes. Especially not when paced like this. So I kinda ended up feeling nothing for the most part. All the events got a "Oh, great, so what?" reaction out of me because there was little to no buildup to most of them.

Sir Pentious was always a fave of mine so I was glad to see they kept him around and, though I think we should have had more episodes with him as a villain, I think how he ended up was fitting for what little of an arc he had. I am livid about what they did to Cherri and Mimzy.

I fucking loved Mimzy, I have no idea why they sent her away -- having someone like her at the Hotel would have been a blast considering how the others are already on the road to redemption. She would have balanced it out by being a regular sinner, someone who doesn't care about redemption and won't probably ever care unless it's in her best interests to. Plus her friendship with Alastor was quite cute, they bounce off of each other very well imo. Plus I could see her have a bit of a conflict with both Charlie and Vaggie because of her ways of acting. I'm so sorry they took that from you girlboss.

And Cherri... dear lord where WAS she? She should have been a lot more present. I used to like her relationship with Angel and I even think Cherrisnake is cute conceptually, but both these relationship had... little to no room to breathe imo.

#hazbin hotel critical #not putting this in the main tag #i wouldnt call myself a fan but i guess i can mourn what could have been #not considering viv and her controversities for a second... the pilot had a very nice feeling to it #that the series was not able to replicate #i think my liking of mimzy should come as a surprise to NO ONE LMAOOOO #i love evil selfish women im sorry ... sue me #we need to save mimzy sir pen and cherribomb from hazbin everyone else can rot #ok in all fairness i will give the show credit for ONE thing #i kind of enjoyed adam and lute as antagonists. adam is insufferable which is awesome #it makes it easy to hate him as a villain. and lute being his right hand woman makes sense #they read like a christian couple (term used loosely) where the man is a misogynistic asshole and the woman just kinda endorses it #which is perfect if you wanna make a critique of heaven and the humans who go in it because they repented or whatever #i always love dumbass villains who are easy to hate (mamoon from helluva being another example of a villain i enjoy) #thats it. thats all i have in terms of compliments #would love to adress the Angel Dust controversy because as a victim of SA (and CSA) myself I think there is nuance to be found in -- #-- having a discussion about how we see survivors and how we portray the abuse they endure #i was an unconventional victim too. i kind of see a glimpse of me in Angel which is why I was LIVID when I got the full picture of the -- #-- situation. but still

[bluberimufim]

If you ever think that you're stupid, please remember that the first time I listened to Largo al Factotum from "The Barber of Seville", I commented "hey idk why but I think Figaro would get along great with Susanna from Nozze, pity she already has a husband tho".

Susanna.

From "Le Nozze di Figaro".

The person Figaro is supposed to be marrying.

#tbh that's the kind of romance i wanna have #a couple so great that some dumbass ships you across centuries and composers #susanna and figaro best opera couple ever #and you can fight me on that #opera tag #operablr #marriage of figaro #le nozze di figaro #barber of seville #took me 2 weeks to figure out what was wrong with that statement

[yyuuraii]

the whorish and sluttiest man smajor and the most pathetic wet cat and dog lady pearlescentmoon have won double life, it's what they deserve

#CRYING SOBBING #THE FIRST TWO COUPLES DEATH WERE SO FUNNY BTW. DUMBASSES /POS #bdubs and impulse. what was that. theyre so funny and for what #cant wait for the rest of the episodes #it's been so much fun #double life smp #double life spoilers #double life smp spoilers #dlsmp spoilers #yyuu rambles

[rapha-reads]

Am I supposed to take advantage of the night to keep working on my thesis, of which I've barely completed 1/9th (discounting research, abstract, introduction, structure and bibliography)? Yes. Am I instead reading my second novel of the day? Yes. Should I go to bed instead because it's 4am? Yes.

Earlier today I read This is How You Lose the Time War, that I had been meaning to check ever since it was published, and it was gorgeous. Really beautiful, the letters, the descriptions of the multiple universes, times and planets visited, the ways Red and Blue work, the emotions... Pure joy.

Right now I'm reading The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet, and it is fascinating. I love a good scifi book, especially a scifi book that really takes into consideration the vastness of space and how varied other species and planets could be. Also punching holes through subspace sounds like a pure adrenaline trip and I'm deeply interested and captivated.

Anyway. Thesis is not progressing, deadline is getting closer. I should stop reading and start writing at some point. Meh. Stress levels are still not optimal. Stars aren't aligned. Need more adrenaline.

#rapha talks #rapha reads #books #book recs #literature #sf literature #scifi #this is how you lose the time war #the long way to a small angry planet #i know i'm the one who came up with my thesis subject. i know i'm the one who choose to go back and get another master's degree. #but still. why the hell did i do that. this thesis is killing me. #or maybe not the thesis itself but the stress of writing it coupled with the intense family drama i have to deal with at the same time #adding to that the fact that i don't have a job lined up next yet + won't have a flat after the 31st and need to get my stuff back #... i can't focus at the same time on my thesis my dad going through it my mom and her dumbass decisions and my future situation #it's just too much. so instead i read. reading has never failed me. reading is the most faithful companion of my existence #if i couldn't read anymore i don't know what or who i'd be #i need somebody to find me a flat and a job and someone else to deal with my parents while i finish this thesis #sadly no one is jumping on the tasks and i'm left with too much noise in my head

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Oh no! There was only one bed!

Almost Paradise S02E08 Uncoupled.

#almost paradise #almost paradise spoilers #alex walker #kai mendoza #christian kane #samantha richelle #personally I'm not keen on this trope #and in no way shape or form do i romantically ship these two #but you're undercover at a couples retreat! what did you expect! #alex my beloved dumbass #ghostly'sgifs

[yeommijeong]

a scary man vs the woman who scares him

Mr Gu & Yeom Mi Jeong My Liberation Notes (2022)

#my liberation notes #edit: my liberation notes #you're just scared of what you ~~feel~~ you dumbass #making gifsets is a healthy coping mechanism #worship couple will get me through everything for the next 3 weeks #by:myspringmp3 #editcheenee

[tempetejovienne]

Im gong to get a palm tattoo that says YOU ARE EXPERIENCING WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS so I can stop pretending I don’t know why I feel like shit every other week

Remember to take your meds friends

#it’s always #ugh I feel kinda dizzy and nauseous today idk what’s happening #ugh I feel like I’m going to burst into tears at minute for now reason with #ugh I’ve had a twitch in my eye for a couple days what’s up with that #ugh even with 9 hours of sleep im still exhausted #ugh why do I feel like lying on my bed and staring at the ceiling instead of doing literally anything else #you are experiencing withdrawal symptoms #dumbass

[transpanda-1]

Not to be a buzzkill on the “you people could barely handle Rose Qu*rtz” post, but wasn’t just one of the morally grey things Rose did include “be romantically involved with her slave”?

#slavery tw #like we’re not misremembering that right that is pretty explicitly what happened between her and Pearl #and that coupled with the general vibes of the show constantly not handling race well doubling the discomfort on it? #NOT tagging this cause I’m not a dumbass gdcdvcv #SU spoilers

[nibeul]

the more I learn about this omega verse shit the more I want it as far away from me as possible. like it really just boils down to weird ass transphobic and misogynistic rhetoric from everything I've seen which I guess makes sense as to why it's so damn popular

#I should really remember to log in and get a filtering system working because I always fucking forget #but if I have to see the 'omegas have pussies' tag one more time??? I'm gonna strangle somebody?? #nsft #like what is the point. #I see it most often with gay couples it feels like a weird way of making it heteronormative while simultaneously being transphobic #if you want mpreg learn how to write transmasc characters dumbass

[running-in-the-dark]

I know I've been particularly incoherent for the past few days (again), and it's so dramatic and ridiculous but it seriously feels like something is punishing me. I just want to like things a normal amount. I just want to like people and characters a normal amount.

I don't want to become so fully obsessed that literally nothing else exists and thinking about anything else feels like my brain is being stabbed with a thousand tiny knives. I don't want to need to find every piece of information I possibly can on whoever it is this time. I don't want to feel like I'm (literally) losing my mind when I see them. I don't want any of this!

I can not believe that I exist as a human being on this stupid planet just to get obsessed with people over and over and over again forever.

#like it's not. fun. it's not 'oh haha I just like this guy a lot :3' no it feels like. dying. #like I said I know it's fucking dramatic I know. but it feels SO BAD #and sometimes SO GOOD because nothing else gives my brain that feeling but god damn it most of the time it's just painful #maybe I should try drugs #probably. #maybe I should start drinking again #that made it bearable #but no that's. stupid #but my god how am I supposed to go through this again and again and again so many times in a row #I don't know how to explain how fucking devastating it is to attach yourself to. some stupid idiot (I'm sorry I don't mean that.). only to #not really care anymore after a couple months #what do you MEAN. I literally love this person with every stupid fibre of my stupid being and now he's just. some guy again?? #I don't know. how. not to do this. it's not a choice! it's not something I DO. it HAPPENS to me. #and it only doesn't happen when I'm so depressed that I want to actively die. #anyway yeah it's about John Larroquette and Dan Fielding and Jenkins and yeah I'm the fucking stupidest fucking dumbass on earth #someone hit me in the head to fix my brain please #and seriously this is not normal. it can not be normal. this is not how normal people feel about stuff. it can't be #I think this is why I don't get fandom culture. and shipping specifically. like. no I'm not. I'm not enjoying these characters. I'm not #watching this show and thinking aww these two should kiss :) #I'm. not there anymore. I don't fucking exist. all I do. is think about this person. I can't stop it. #I am not a person when I don't feel like this. I'm not even real. I'm just whoever I'm obsessed with. I say that so much but that's how it #feels! I'm not real. #so anyway when I say 'haha I'm fine' what I mean is no I'm not someone make my brain work right please #I just. see him and start crying. because it's so overwhelming. #maybe I should find a therapist and hope they speak English and show them this post :) #haha no that's ridiculous I could never mention this to a normal person #guess I'll just keep driving myself to insanity with this crap. #personal

[magnoliasandbeardedtooth]

people will say "I love toxic romance" and then 100% of the time the romance is one or more of them being mean and then fucking

#speaks #whats a bitch gotta do around here for a couple girls that mold themselves to each other completely #a couple girls that have separated themselves from love completely but unconsciously would die without each other #a couple guys that would betray or kill everyone they come in contact with in order to be with each other #“go into some tags and go look or it dumbass” yeaaahhh

[peaceeandcoolestvibes]

.

#when yall during a break go to a cafe to have a brunch and a couple of people youre not friends with join yall #and start saying weird stuff that imply they feel inferior (when you make ‘jokes’ that make others feel bad you’re a dumbass) and a friend #quietly says ‘what a fucking asshole’ and you say ‘ikr’ and these two wonder why they don’t have friends #i crinGE a lot esp when one is the oldest in the class 😃 #no follow back baby!

[theb1pan1c]

*some twitchcon in the future*

i go up to the panel seeing all my favorite CC’s waiting patiently for my question. i look straight into George’s eyes as i ask, “Are you and Dream a couple?”

The crowd goes wild, everyone arguing over each other, the CC’s are lost, George is trying to recover from my question. But then from behind the crowd. Everyone hears it, “Wait! I can answer this question.” Dream, the ‘I’m in love with my best friend’, comes forward and leans into the microphone.

“George and I are….. a couple of besties.”

#mcyt #dream smp #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #dsmp #fake scenarios #i didn’t realize today was april fools day #couple of besties my ass dream #you can’t say that #and then expect us to believe you #dumbass #what a fake ass hoe