#what the hell am i doing lmao

[itsthislake]

“Icarus.”

it's all about freedom really

Credit goes to An Sifakah for the poem. Enjoy!

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#lake's art #happy birthday sabo! #this time actually on time wow #revolutionary sabo #one piece sabo #asl brothers #asl trio #monkey d. luffy #portgas d ace #watch me tag ace even though he barely shows up #one piece comic #one piece #one piece fanart #oh i'll confess. i traced that ship from a screencap #there's no force on earth that can make me draw a whole ass ship sorry #as always I am stupidly proud of exactly 1 (one) page and this time it's the third #but i also just love that part of the poem so i was already biased towards it before i drew it lmao #i had a whole ass explanation for the reasoning behind this comic that i wrote at like. 3 am. but fuck knows what i did with it #i contemplated colors and immediately gave up. hell nah i'm not doing that again

[spacedlexi]

whatever. reduces you down to your simplest shapes

#these guys have such good shapes and color schemes this was fun as hell #i love minnies silly useless little belt girl what are you doing #the walking dead game #twdg #i am not tagging everyone lmao #doodles #these are technically roughs but i was Not lining this its enough

[slightlysaneee]

Where is my 360° of a naked turian model ಠ╭╮ಠ

#mass effect #turian #space boyfriend #art #this must have been one of the hardest things i've drawn #i hardly know human anatomy #what the hell am i supposed to do here lmao #and yes i was thinking of garrus when drawing this #sane:draws

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

attempted earth c multilungal meeting

JOHN: okay, everybody. our first meeting has officially started! 

JOHN: i know english, spanish, french, german, some latin, and have a 3 year streak on duolingo! jake, what languages do you know? 

JAKE: Christian latin, modern latin, ancient latin, ancient greek, most european runes, a decent amount of southern american tribal languages…

JOHN: okay, uh. any languages that are alive?

JAKE: Oh yes and the romance languages! How could i forget? 

JOHN: awesome, so two of us know spanish! dave, ¿también hablas español?

DAVE: uh 

DAVE: no sabo 

JOHN: pfft, okay then. davepeta, do you know any languages that aren’t a part of your prototyping?

DAVEPETA: B33 < well yeah

DAVEPETA: B33 < kinda rude to suggest otherwise

JOHN: my bad, my bad. what languages do you know? 

DAVEPETA: B33 < i taught myself dog to impress jade 

JOHN: …uh huh.

DIRK: Can I introduce myself?

JOHN: you taught yourself to watch anime without the subtitles.

DIRK: And?

#submission #this was a lot better in my head #disclaimer: i am white as hell #i used google translate for john #altho i do know what no sabo means. sorta #<- HI CYAN HI HI HI #i think you unintentionally made dave a no sabo kid and that kinda fits like. entirely well for this scenario lmao #'i dunno' and its the wrong conjugation #you get points for trying dude. not your fault #look at me. everybody look at me i am beaming greek-speaking john into your heads ok you will become understanders with me ok #ive gone on tangents about greek john and ill do it again dont test me #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #john egbert #jake english #dave strider #davepeta #davepetasprite^2 #dirk strider #also same hat john i just hit 1125 days on duerlinger last night #that stupid fucking owl cant kill me. ill kill it first

[justaregularken]

Werewolf boyfriend who’s so needy about knotting you that he has to push it in and out a couple times to make sure it’s still there (he knows it is, he just wants to see you squirm)

#monster fucker #werewolf fucker #werewolf boyfriend #gay ass werewolves am I right #Werewolf nsft #ken things #bottomposting #honestly maybe a werewolf blog was for the better #Gay as hell for this shit #Actually that’s not true I do love werewolf girlfriends nvm #Goddamn what’s a guy to do bro #lmao #rough kink

[concert-bflat]

my goofy ass brain really waited 5 years to give me a death note phase i'm floored

#death note #light yagami #misa amane #l lawliet #dn #lawlight #my art #decided to binge the anime as background noise while i worked just so i could cross it off my list (read the manga years ago) #little did i know that was the equivalent of shooting myself in the foot #hell these doodles were just meant to serve as a short break from said thing i'm working on. it's been 2 hours. #holds head in my hands this wasn't supposed to happen this was Not the plan #also heyyy hiiiii first actual art post on this blog in like a million years #does this mean regular posting is back?lol. lmao n #anyways light is a silly bitch i will sock him in the face #me and my gifted kid red head fictional characters with poor morals and the gayest rivalries known to man </3 #what am i even doing with my life honestly

[doukeshi-kun]

Why do you dislike Fyolai?? Do u really think Nikolai would love u when Fyodor, someone who truly understands him exists???

i like your enthusiasm.

#this is actually a funny ask ngl #like duhh who do u think i am #i am a fanfic writer i CAN make nikolai love me LMAO i do it all the time #how the hell did you come to this conclusion anyway like #i am genuinely curious on the thought process behind it like what's the motivation that drives you to send it #道化師-says❃ུ۪

[rainbowpufflez]

Lily colored glasses

Get it cause— cause— ca—

NEVER LISTEN TO THIS SONG WHILE DRAWING THOSE MFS IT’LL RUIN YOU /j

#flipping their color palettes like WHO TF ARE YOU #I’ve had this thought since last year actually #finally wanted to draw something super self indulgent tho #Lys looks like count Olaf core here but hey what am I to do #I had a really fun time drawing Gus tho #‘Hey babe why did the flowers wilt and die when you walked past them’ #<- and he’ll still kiss him on the mouth #just ignore all those red flags king 💙 #I got lazy with the flowers lmao #they also both don’t have their coats on #tbh just because I didn’t wanna draw Lys’ weird fluff thing on it #his hair put me through enough hell /hj /lh #professor sycamore pokémon #professor sycamore #lysandre pokemon #team flare lysandre #perfectworldshipping #rainbowpufflez art tag

[muirmarie]

something about getting to the end of something you're making and just like. reconciling yourself to the fact that it's kind of garbage. and then looking at it again a few days later and being like. actually. this is pretty good. and then you get so used to this cycle that when you're at the point of actively thinking something you're making is garbage...you're smart enough to know rationally that you're just In The Thick Of It and it will probably look pretty a-okay in a few days. you're a smart person! you understand this! but somehow. it still just looks like garbage. even though you KNOW what your brain is doing. you know it!! you understand!!!

anyway what's that called.

#i want to be very clear i am not looking for reassurance because i do genuinely logically understand what's happening right here #i am fully positive that i'll be perfectly fine with what i'm making in a few days. i understand!!! so this isn't about reassurance! #this is me pointing at this phenomenon and saying HEY HUMAN BRAINS SURE ARE A LITTLE FUCKED UP HUH #that's what's happening here. #what the hell was evolution cooking with when it spat US out lmao #the way one can break down exactly what's happening in one's brain but still can't turn the switch that's doing it OFF? #amazing #who designed these things. i have some FEEDBACK. #humans #writing #creating #me: ugh this sucks | also me: but eh that's just my brain doing the thing | me: it still feels like it sucks | also me: just don't feel!!!

[fellhellion]

Something something the spot’s goofy antics distract from how dangerous his own entitlement and resentment is

#I don’t want to be that guy but I feel a little bit like spot gets sanded down a tad into just the fact he’s funny #and he IS funny I get it. but what makes him scary is the power to lash out with his entitlement and resentment towards miles #it’s you did this TO ME (miles didn’t #he was busy getting pummeled by kingpin and then venom shocking him back and the building was being EVACUATED it’s literally no one’s fault #but spot’s that he was there AND miles didn’t even know he was there when the collider exploded) #so I’m owed the role that you made me into <- miles literally didn’t do this #I’m OWED being your nemesis because I created you <- when all of itsv is about its miles own choices that make him heroic and not the bite #spot can’t even take ownership of his own actions. he’s like oh IM not robbing you that’s the bank. well buddy I don’t see you robbing the #bank I see you harassing some guy owning a corner store #like I get it. ur a cosmic horror and it sucks capitalism is pushing u down and u can’t get a job but like OWN UP TO WHAT THE HELL YOU DO #LMAO #and even miles trying to genuinely reach out and say look I’m sorry I made u feel bad (even though this isn’t an owed apology) and spot #STILL is hellbent on breaking miles back for an imagined slight #I AM GOING TO KILL YOUR LITERAL FATHER BECAUSE I BLAME YOU FOR SOMETHING YOU DIDNT DO #like god lmao. he’s a fun silly villain but there’s legitimate anger and spite and RESENTMENT motivating him purely to try hurt miles back a #as* badly as he imagines miles hurt him. when it’s like dude. own tf up to who’s responsible here #I’m not angry at the spot btw I actually think he’s a fun villain but I think recognising that resentment is what makes him effective as a #*​frightening* villain and one that poses legitimate danger #tunes talks spiderverse #apologies xinakwans ik u said you didn’t want to read any spot posts hopefully this snags on ur filtered content block shdjfjfk

[gummy-axolotl]

Sir

Sir

Sir are you alright

Sir please

SIR

SIR

SIR YOU NEED TO STOP DOING COKE ON THE TABLE THIS IS A CHUCK E CHEESE

#shit post #meme #what even the hell am i doing lmao

[keeps-ache]

i'm on some sort of kick lol

#art #my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #oc #listen i think this broke me a little bit Lmaohfv #i started laughing like a maniac and i just noticed i am. so jittery when i exported this rn hfshhd #this has taken me!!! i think like. 3 days #where did tuesday go ?? hello ??? tuesday?? where are you ? #which is frankly ridiculous even by my standards lmao #i Will be rerunning this at least 3 times. holy hells i needs to. stare into the abyss for a little while hvsh #it may look kind of simple but do not be fooled. not even i know how much effort went into this anymore Hfbvshf #my Back hurts there's something going on with my throat i think i magicked a headache away?? my hands are no longer working and my brain? #let's not even talk about it lol #staring into your eyesballs. now what if i designed more robots Hvhsfh #i did enjoy it! did it probably fry every system i need ot function? ye. but i'm gonna do it again anyway ehehgh #//aokay i'm going to. go. #byyye tooldes :3 :D

[rotisseries]

inspired by elli's poll lol cause this seems fun actually but if you guys have bad answers I'll kill myself on your doorstep or smth

#“rori all of these are your faves how can there be a bad answer” well I still have an internal ranking on some of these #and if all of you pick an option that I think pales in comparison to the others. well. hm #I know what's gonna sweep though because two of these are niche as hell and 4 maybe 5 of these are things you people don't follow me for #fun fact I actually had to scrape my brain to make sure I couldn't come up with any more #I am unintentionally very picky on what is a favorite apparentlyyyy #I also just don't watch/read enough stuff these days so there's that #AND I NEED LONG TERM EXPOSURE TO KNOW THEY'RE STICKING AROUND #so like. I have some options but I don't KNOWWW if they're sticking yet #but this feels like such a small poll lmao #also no sapphics on here this is actually cause I hate women- #NO. JOKING. zelink is here. I almost put gideon and harrow but I'm in a perpetual state of not having finished tlt #and I couldn't put nebetta and darya I was drawing the line at 2 tbos ships. well. actually. changed my mind #not editing these tags actually you guys can see my thought process #WAIT AND SAYMARI. FUCK. I LITERALLY MADE A PLAYLIST FOR THEM I LOVE THEMMM #ok. is 4 tbos ships too many. hmm #I said 2 of these are niche now four of these are niche it's really the “which tbos pairing is your fave” poll #THIS POLL IS SO FUNNY IT'S SO SELF INDULGENT I HAVE TO TAKE OUT AT LEAST ONE TBOS SHIP #I should add one more general one... #cause I do actually want genuine and varied answers I gotta give y'all options so they don't all pool at the first two #I also almost put ellie and abby on here.. that would've been so funny four popular 1 rarepair 3 super niche ships #ellie and abby are soooo interesting to me though so of course the thought of them having something horrible going on together compels me #and they are one of my 3 favorited ao3 tags... they deserve a place... #ok well while I debate on that I'm putting akutagawa and atsushi on here I admittedly have only had like two months of exposure to them #but it is enough I can tell they are so crazy to me #the way my tags are just me overthinking everything on what is supposed to be a fun and silly poll... no one does it like me I'm afraid

[snarkylinda]

Obligatory yearly "why didn't we ever got a Christmas/New Year themed CM episode" complaint.

#'well maybe the BAU didn't work in holidays-' like hell they didn't lmao #i dunno- a guy that disguise himself as santa to take children or some shit. it literally writes itself. #criminal minds #but I am mostly interested in what does the team do for the holidays #i need to know actually

[hauntedpearl]

evil supernatural headcanon where dean just manufactures situations on his own so they have something to hunt after the whole. gates of hell thing is over so they don't go their separate ways. like what meg is doing with the daeva but worsebetter.

#i could even make this about destiel i could make it about them i am unhinged enough to do that #like he traps castielz and he's lije. guess what buddy we are going to cause some problems #likr say yhe heaven plan didn't exist #and all the psychic kids stuff was just about the perfect kid to open the gates of hell #anyway like canon dean would never but EVIL AU #he wants to be a family again and his dad died on him and maybe even bobby dies when they're closing the gates #and his brother is threatening to leave?? WHAT WOULD YOU DO!!! #sorry sorry lmao im so sorry #spn headcanons #doe is talking again #i could never write this but yk

[nayruwu]

SO... I was just thinking, let's say hypothetically.. mahiru guren & shinya weren't toxic ca16 was written by a less misogynist author then would you like mahigureshin as like poly ship? It just came in my head as much as I dislike how author wrote them esp mahirus character I still think in alternative setting it might work?? They are kind of catastrophic trio with very poetic themes & victim of fate kinda afterall.

honestly probably yeah. most powerful trio imagineable.

although i actually have no clue what mahiru's personality would be like were she not written by such an author. i think i've read some cool modern AUs in which i really liked her - kickass businesswoman that overworks herself trying to get her little sister out of a difficult situation while simulteanously juggling her relationship with her boyfriend and their shared trophy wife, i think that'd fit her well. "all you do is work :(" "you don't understand i'm doing this for us!!!111!1!1!!1!!!" type of stuff.

i will forever treasure that little snippet of her and shinya making fun of guren together, that was adorable. the way things should've been.

#don't cancel me for calling shinya a trophy wife it's funny ok #the girlboss‚ the babygirl‚ and the trophy wife. true romance. #i do wonder what mahiru's feelings regarding shinya are in vampire reign #like through catastrophe she felt mostly neutral or slightly disdainful towards him #but our guren-hating mika became yuu's demon and suddenly doesn't hate him at all anymore. #so maybe guren's thoughts rubbed off on her and she's fine with shinya now LMAO #but yeah those dynamics are very fun to think about #guren trying to comprehend how he pulled the two prettiest people alive (he didn't. they pulled him) #mahiru and shinya absolutely being in love but not romantically #i am forever a firm believer that women (guremahi) should give shinya little kisses on the forehead #they put him thru hell so now they're spoiling him #many tags. many tags #owari no seraph #seraph of the end #shinya hiiragi #guren ichinose #mahiru hiiragi #imagine seeing them out in public together i'd shit my pants #all hail the theoretical polyamorous catastrophic trio