#wheeeeeeeee im having fun

[clumsyclifford]

OPENING LINES GAME!

hey guys i saw this tag game and i thought it looked cool so i’m stealing it and starting it in this corner of tumblr :)

Rules: List the first lines of your last 20 stories. (If you have less than 20, just list them all!) See if there are any patterns. Choose your favorite opening line. Tag some people to play the next round!

soooo........here we go, in backwards chronological order:

1. you’re my whole house

Petunia is whining when Calum gets home.

2. crack a smile, stay a while (am i holding for applause?)

Frankly, hosting an open mic in the Student Theatre is a little presumptuous, if Calum’s honest.

3. cut through the static

It starts, as all the greatest modern love stories do, with a DM.

4. no road home

Yellow lines race past.

5. talking shit is cheap (and we talk a lot of it)

“Okay I need you to answer without thinking about it, just say whatever your gut tells you is right,” Michael says as he opens the door.

6. it’s a real do-nothing day

For the first thirty seconds of Niall’s day, everything is wonderful.

7. i’ve been wishing i could breathe underwater

Everything is fine until they get in the water.

8. something to prove (nothing to lose)

There are different degrees of tour bus boredom, but Harry is quite sure playing board games is the highest degree.

9. rebuild, restart (right where we are)

It's taped to the frame of his desktop when he sits down.

10. make the same mistakes ‘til the morning breaks

Calum’s a little drunk.

11. i got a radar for trouble (and you’re a renegade)

For someone who spends so much time hiding in shadows, Jack is unusually wary of them.

12. a change of heart and a silver lining

Calum might be the sole financial benefactor of Bake Station.

13. route our way on maps of stars

Jack is never going to forgive Alex for kissing both Peyton and Baz before his own fucking boyfriend.

14. you seem so damn familiar (technically, this is only this high up in my recent works because i kept updating it, so in fairness i’m going to use the opening line of the last chapter for this one)

According to Jack’s sticky notes, today is January 13th, and Alex is finally in the home stretch.

15. situation overload (do it for baltimore)

“Just go, dude.”

16. i don’t want you to hurt your heart (it can’t be healed by shooting stars)

There's a glow through the tent wall.

17. friends, lovers, or nothing (we’ll never be the in-between)

(22:48) Alex: hey

18. our best years are yet to come (thanks for choosing me)

“We’re not marrying him, Calum,” says Michael, who obviously doesn’t get it.

19. you are my glitter and my gloom (i am so numb without you)

No one can find Alex.

20. we can be pirates

Turns out it’s not the best idea in the world to give a plastic sword to a seven-year-old girl.

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the last one lmaoooo i’m glad there’s at least a fair amount of variety among these! across all dimensions! i think “we’re not marrying him, calum” is definitely up there for the best of these. also i clearly enjoy making blanket “everything” statements with my opening lines (the very first line of yssdf is “everything hurts” as well) so that’s something to know i guess, lol. 

anyway! this was fun i’m gonna tag a bunch of writer friends now @kaleidoscopeminds @reveriesofawriter @burstingsunrise @cringeycal @igarbagecannoteven @tirednotflirting @allsassnoclass @ashtcnirwin @lifewasradical and hey @calumsclifford if you happen to drop by tumblr and see this you might have fun with this one!! okay love you guys goodbye again

#tag games #you have to admit this is a fun concept #and a NEW one #i have french in half an hour wheeeeeeeee #then im going to make matzah bri i hope #i think it should be matzah bry technically but i refuse to spell it that way #i like bri better it's just more fun to spell it that way #stuff

[pareidoliaparadise]

It has been MORE THAN ONE YEAR since I posted. But y’know.....here’s the regular......again. In order of appearance: mole cricket, weevil, and robber fly.

#bugs #bug #art #my art #mole cricket #weevil #robber fly #insects #illustration #wheeeeeeeee im having fun

[onigirisamu]

Heloooooooooo! I wanna request about [headcanons] black jackals are having a fun blast at the amusement park but at the one of the rides, atsumu throws up all over SAKUSA 😂 Please! Please!

OM.g I TOTALLY SEE THIS HAPPENING THIS IS SO FUNNY WSKKSJD poor kiyoomi 😭😭 atsumu really said 🤢🤮🤮

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𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐟𝐭. 𝐦𝐬𝐛𝐲

pairing: none

warnings: mentions of nausea and motion sickness

genre: crack tbh

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so this was mostly hinata and bokuto's idea

they had just won a match in tokyo and they all wanted to wander a bit before going home

hinata sits in his bed, in the shared hotel room with bokuto and he mindlessly searches for things to do in tokyo

something had immediately caught his eye

"BOKUTO-SAN LOOK"

bokuto looks at his friends phone and is immediately agressively agreeing

the two knocked simultaneously on the door next door, where sakusa and atsumu currently resided

"oh my god your knocking is so loud what" sakusa says finally opening the door

"do you two want to come to disneyland??"

atsumu sits up from his bed his ears perking up, suddenly interested in the topic

"no-" "WERE GOING"

so sakusa practically got dragged by his teammates since shugo, shion, adriah, and oliver went out to go shopping

they all got tickets from the app and went on over to the amusement park

"WOAHHH LOOK AT THE CASTLE" bokuto shouts

"HINATA QUICK TAKE A PICTURE WITH ME AND GOOFY" atsumu and hinata runs towards the mascot, giggling and fumbling for their phones like idiots

sakusa is so dreading this moment, he has to deal with these people he calls his teammates and he also has to deal with crowds oof

id also like to think that they all got mickey and minnie headbands just bc

they first went to the haunted mansion, all of them weren't really scared but for some reason they kept pushing each other and almost made hinata trip

all of them then agreed to go get something eat

everyone got all sorts of things, jumping from cart to cart and restaurant to restaurant but so far, it seems like atsumu and bokuto were the ones that ate the most lmfao

atsumu was the usual, taking photos of his food before eating his last churro "so where to next??" he asked while chewing

they then headed to tomorrow land to ride space mountain because practically bokuto begged them to go even though they just ate

hinata and atsumu being dumb just said yes!!!!!! LETS GO

while sakusa was face palming

all of them were expectedly screaming and shouting from the force of the coaster itself

it was a speedy and flashy ride, everyone seemed to be enjoying it without any complications despite eating before hand

SO sakusa concluded that he's hanging out with a bunch of monsters with stomachs of steel

it was suddenly getting dark and they they were arguing on what to ride last

they eventually agreed on the alice in wonderland tea cups ride

sakusa wasn't worried, he only ate a little and they all monsters anyways so fuck it

they all got in the ride and as soon as the ride went, bokuto grabbed the steering wheel and turned it as fast as he can

"WHEEEEEEEEE" hinata puts his hands up

"W-W-W AIT A MINUTE-" atsumu grips the steering wheel to stop bokuto from spinning it

they were still spinning uncontrollably from the force but sakusa knew from this dude's face that he's gonna fucking puke

kiyoomi made a disgusted face as he watched atsumu clutch his stomach

the ride finally came to a stop and hinata was still cheering, unaware that his friend was near to puking his brains out

and then it happened

on sakusa's jacket none the less

sakusa just about died right there and then

"oh my g-"

"DONT SAY A WORD"

HE WAS FUMING

EW ICKY ATSUMU THREW UP ON HIM GOD SAVE HIM

they got off the ride and sakusa immediately took off his jacket and took out wipes from his bag to clean himself off

he wanted to strangle the blonde so bad but he'll do it when he's clean

"IM SO SORRY SAKUSA AAAAAAA PLEASE DONT KILL ME AAAAAAAAAA"

"JUST CARRY MY SOILED JACKET AND DONT MENTION THIS TO ANYONE"

they all went back to hotel and sakusa took a long ass shower as hinata and bokuto told everyone anyways 🗿

all of their teammates bursted out laughing and it was dubbed the "tokyo disneyland incicedent"

#msby headcannons #msby imagines #order up! #bonito #bokuto kotarou imagines #miya atsumu imagines #hinata shoyo imagines #sakusa kiyoomi imagines #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu scenarios #miya atsumu #bokuto kotarou #hinata shoyo #sakusa kiyoomi

[artlatrine]

i'd love more info!!!

if you mean more info on shiina and peko’s past and stuff like that, i gotchu

lesse...

so anyway slimes in my universe work in that they reproduce asexually, right? when they want to have a kid, they produce a special type of goop that they then place in a certain place, and it’ll grow on it’s own into another slime! the slime that’s birthed from there will take on attributes of that place they’ve been placed into.

so anyway some idiot slime had the great idea to place their reproductive goop on a spaceship, dont ask how ok? dont worry about that, it’s not important.

so being born in the cold expanse of space (that’s right, On. not In) kind of fucked with baby peko...a lot

slimes are a sentient species, one that learns very quickly and are v smart because of that

im not saying peko is dumb,

but when she was born, she only wanted to eat and grow, and didnt know anything else like...being a decent person, emotions, or booksso, she ate all the fucking crew on that space ship. rip

like mentioned in their toyhou.se page, that ship then crash landed in the huge backyard shiina’s parents had, right? all that growing peko did was moot because ship crashes fuck you up...and landing in an atmosphere you suddenly cant breath in? also fucks you up

Now, Shiina, her parents were the neglectful type. they just let her do whatever and didn’t really care too much about what she did and didn’t interact w her too much other than the basics like dinner, go to bed, go to school???

Shiina (who was like 5 or 6 at the time?) was a cheerful innocent child who didn’t mind this, she liked the freedom.  she loved just exploring the country side, running around in the forests, getting bruises on her knees...it was all good fun!

until she found a crashed spaceship anyway.

so anyway, upon peko finding shiina, she forced herself into her system, much like a headcrab or something! but with more goop...and internal stuff (idk ive never played gordan freeman’s bizarre adventure but im pretty much sure the headcrabs didnt like...go inside anybody)

anyway she did this because since she couldn’t breath the atmosphere of a planet and Not Space, best to take over a being who could, right?

this was extremely painful for shiina, so painful that she blacked out, and woke up not really remembering what happened, other that she felt extremely ill and wanted to go home Right Now

of course her parents just threw it off as the flu and an over active imagination when she tried to explain it to them...because her parents were busy and didn’t really care too much

later that night, she was woke up by a small “hello?” that seemed to come from inside of her...

and thus began their relationshipppppp wheeeeeeeee

#this is fucking long so i threw it under a readmore #textaroo #Anonymous