#where are all the bad boi aus at

[semisolidmind]

(found a minute to finish a wip based on a couple posts by @thesexydancingcrepe from a while ago; something about reader meeting the monkey boys when they’re kids, and the adorable shenanigans they get into)

the bad end boys, because of their “birthless”nature (one came outta a rock, the other a shadow? idk), are raised by…all the mama monkey yaoguai in their troop. since they’re nobodies babies, they’re everybody’s babies. they don’t see humans very often (or ever, since they’re on an island). but they're not horrible yet, so cuteness will ensue :)

#click for quality cause mobile is stupid #twice as bad au #bad end wukong #before the bad I suppose #they haven’t become bloodthirsty warlords yet #just lil baby bros #and lil reader probably just thinks its all an elaborate dream shes having #like yeah sometimes she gets transported to a magical island where she plays with cute monkey boys. what about it

[halfagone]

I see your vivisection/dissection fics. I see your Identity Reveal Gone Wrong fics. And I offer you: Fenton parents who can accept that their son and Phantom are one and the same, but don't like the fact that he's a hero. Look at his grades, they're atrocious! He doesn't have a sleep schedule to speak of. Heroism is dangerous, what would he have done if they'd actually gotten him? At the end of the day, he's still their baby boy after all.

It doesn't matter that Danny is Phantom. But the Fenton parents are willing to do whatever it takes to stop him from being a hero.

#dpxdc #this is part of this whole au i'd come up with #where the fenton parents practically trap danny in his own home #and refuse to let him come out #while amity park is being overrun with ghosts #because they refuse to let him continue with heroics #and it gets so bad that the justice league get involved #eventually they ask about phantom #because really #this seems like something he would have handled by now #and they brush the league off #at first the heroes think it's because the fentons are back at it again #with their diatribe about ghosts #only to find out they have their son #aka phantom #locked in a ecto-proof bubble down in the basement #because he's still their baby boy after all :)

[sukugo]

sukuna and gojo use binding vows for sex, taking things like orgasm denials or touch deprivation steps further, where the other is contractually bound to not be able to do certain things, like touch themselves or touch the other etc etc 

one such instance being a vow where gojo has a vibrator up his ass, but he can't touch himself or remove it, until sukuna specifically, pulls it out.  

he keeps the vibe in throughout the day, with sukuna controlling it remotely, even as they both go throughout their separate days.  

gojo goes to have his usual breakfast, and meets yuuji at the dining room, they greet and sit next to each other. yuuji is, as always, energetic and excited to see him 

they make conversation, until gojo gives a jolt and starts twitching and huffing. sukuna has turned the vibrator up all the way. yuuji worries and panics and asks him what's wrong. gojo gives a breathy laugh and reassures him. he motions low and tells yuuji about the vibrator inside him, through sudden jolts and soft whimpers.  

satoru complains about it, and yuuji advices to remove it or go and take care of himself.  

except gojo states that he can’t and yuuji puzzles.  

"it's... a pact—mmh!" 

"a pact???" yuuji's voice rises in volume, but he visibly calms, shoulders dropping into a fond sigh. "sensei, you really are..." that's all he can manage to say. reprimand is useless. gojo likes it, yuuji is well aware, he is enjoying every second of this, even as he complains.  

gojo gives a few odd jolts, undoubtedly an odd pattern of intensity from the vibe, yuuji can guess. sudden irregular ups and downs that are not taken well by the man.  

satoru clicks his tongue. "what is that guy doing?" he actually looks irritated for a moment—a look yuuji doesn’t get to see often—until it’s broken with a sigh and his pleased, calm demeanor returns, mimicking the soft waves of pleasure across his thighs. 

still, yuuji can see his hands crumpled at his sides, undoubtedly wishing to use them.  

that's when satoru perks flares up all of a sudden.  

"actually, yuuji,” he turns to look at him, grinning. “you can help me" he opens his legs and lifts the edges of his kimono, his dick peeking out the fabric. yuuji gulps at the sight. satoru motions to it, giving yuuji a wordless look. yuuji hesitates for a moment, but complies, taking his hand to the cock, and starts stroking. 

satoru crumbles under the touch, immediately breathing out his nose and muffling moans. he leans into yuuji, wrapping an arm around his shoulders, fingers clasped in yuuji's kimono, nuzzling into his hair and whining in his ear.  

satoru's sounds fluctuate in pitch and volume, making it known when his vibe's gotten stronger. yuuji keeps his pace and satoru spills in his hand. he twitches and sighs, soft breaths against yuuji's flushed ear. 

yuuji stares at the cum in his hand.  

"you can wipe it on me,” satoru tells him with a breath that's calmed much too fast. “my clothes are already soiled anyways". and yuuji feels bad for it, but he obeys nonetheless.  

satoru takes a hand to yuuji's chin and turns his face to him and gives him a kiss. short and sweet.  

"as a reward." he smiles at yuuji. the boy surprises but takes it happily, cheeks warm and eyes softened, albeit a bit timidly. a tinge of disappointment colors the edges of his face. 

"you want more?" satoru brings his face to yuuji's again. the vibrations have reached a slight plateau, so his voice is steadier.  

yuuji’s face widens a bit, but he nervously chuckles, pulling back from gojo's face. "no, it's alright," he lies. "i don't want sukuna to kill me" 

but satoru’s already pulling into him, breathing into his lips. "i won't let him <3"

"that's...actually reassuring......" yuuji’s eyes flutter shut as satoru's lips meet his again.  

and with that, they're kissing and slowly the vibrations and gojo’s twitching start again. satoru moves atop yuuji's lap to straddle him, and while they kiss, yuuji takes his hand between them and jerks him off again. satoru moans and gasps into his mouth, each jolt mirroring the pulses against his prostate.  

they separate for gojo to bury his face in yuuji's shoulders, arms hugging his neck. he humps into yuuji's hand until he comes against him again. 

he pants and huffs atop the boy, catching his breath. yuuji's gentle arms hold him, fingers rubbing slow circles at his back.  

satoru's breathing calms against yuuji’s neck. 

"yuuji, u're such a good boy."  

yuuji's heart and dick swell. 

#f.txt #scenario that has been plaguing my brain and i needed to share #just when they're done nobara and megumi come into the dining room #nobara twists her face. 'geh. itadori. taking advantage of a married man' #yuuji squints his eyes at her 'like u're one to talk' #nobara: still. at the breakfast table. could u be any more shameless #she says that but still makes her away to sit across them megumi following suit #megumi: go easy on him. it’s probably gojo-sensei’s doing anyways #gojo: oh megumi~ u know me so well #jjk #sukugo #yuugo #悠五 #sukugoyuu #ns4w #the moment of random ups and downs is sukuna drawing out “satoru” in the vibrrator app bc he wants his gojo :c #meanwhile gojo's all irritated like 'what is wrong with him 😑' bby boy ur husband MISSES U #for context this is in my post-canon everyone lives au (well. one of them) where everything is good and happy and sukugo get married and #sukuna gets domesticated (?) #well more like. he's still bad and evil. but he's tamed i guess #he (begrudgingly) coexists with everyone else and behaves lmao #also everyone kinda lives together? it's a bit of a weird situation idk #anyways #this kinda made me want to write again. i havent written in so long #tho i suppose this does count as writing #i also have more stuff to add to this ill do some rbs !!

[apochryphalantithesis]

easily the best guy

color palette test ft some of my mean commentary

#hes so stupid looking #i like draiwng him #too bad hes so hard to draw just like all the other ones #sir i need to resprite yiu ! #you ! #sigh #i need to go to bed #aquared homestuck au where the midnight crew are the kids and there are some other guys too i think #boy look at my doodles boy #actual art

[technicallydangerousphantom]

I feel like the bad boys are like those kids who'd get lollipops and pretend to be smoking.

#Maybe this works better in the au where they're all kids in a playground #But you can't deny that even in canon they have that vibe #The bad boys #limited life smp #Grian #smallishbeans #solidaritygaming

[good--merits-accumulated]

(slaps your todd) this bad boy can fit so many daddy issues in him

#dead poets society fic #dead poets society #(slaps your neil. this bad boy can fit arguably more daddy issues in him.) #(slaps your charlie. this bad boy can fit so much queerplatonic pining in him.) #(slaps myself. this guy can fit insane levels of catholic guilt into a world where christianity is irrelevant.) #seriously cameron keeps sneaking off behind the back of my pen to do confessional or some shit #shut up dude #ALSO. can we see the dunnett creeping into my style! because i sure can! #it was going to happen at some point wasn't it #<< overarching context to ALL OF THIS: researching the fair folk au and i'm being brainrot about it #tristan writes

[loveoaths]

i need baby boba fett, krismo sodi, baby din djarin, and like…. ventress, to go on a roadtrip journey, solely because it would be the absolute opposite of The Mandalorian: one frustrated and murderous woman is trapped in her limited edition vintage two seater space-ferrari with a murderous tween, a brooding teenager, and a rural soft boy cow herder turned thief who won’t stop talking about the many uses of cow pies. she has never wanted to commit a murder more in her life than when boba put his muddy boots on her dashboard or when krismo got fry grease on her new leather seats. and she can’t even kill them because boba is her bounty, boba’s bounty is krismo, and krismo’s bounty is din, and din accidentally opened a fucking holocron that linked them all together in the force so where one goes, the others must follow. ventress has never been a quitter but she is THIS close to launching herself into the cold vacuum of space.

#boba fett #asajj ventress #din djarin #krismo sodi #the clone wars #this is the Evil Reverse Mandalorian AU where everyone has a very fuxking bad time but it’s funny as hell and all character development is #extremely begrudging and is as painful as pulling teeth #Star Wars #star wars au #walkie talkie. #three bounty hunters and a country boy locked in ONE SPACE FERRARI! what will happen!

[nympippi]

Necromancer Finney AU: Adults in general aren’t sure how to feel about Vance. On one hand, he’s got that infamous short temper. On the other hand, he’s been through quite a bit, even before the Grabber incident. Ultimately, it’s generally agreed that Vance is a victim of terrible circumstances and is reacting accordingly to them

I’m actually unsure on this one because I do think maybe in a town like Denver they’d definitely sympathize with him, and feel for his pain but at the same time I think Vance would hate it. Because it’s only after Vance has to undergo massive amounts of trauma and pain for the adults around him to see him as a kid and not some criminal.

it’s showing him that the adults had potential to care but they never did. And instead of working with him, they work against him labeling him as a troubled child who would end up seriously hurting someone. …I don’t know, I’m not too sure on my stance or have any ideas on the adults in tbp but I do headcannon Vance to dislike adults to a serious degree and it only gets worse after his kidnapping.

#pippi speaks #the black phone fandom #the black phone #necromancer finney au #vance hopper #which I don’t condone Vance’s aggression at all. but I do think about it a lot because that’s a lot of rage for one kid #makes me wonder about his homelife and stuff #also I don’t have a lot of ideas based on the adults of Denver because they’re kinda useless I guess…like they’re trying their hardest #but I do think the adults in Denver would try a little harder after this. and would sympathize with him #but the problem is anytime Vance is around these people he’s like a rabid dog because it’s a slap in the face #like where were you earlier???? why care now???? it angers him so much #and is so suspicious to him that a bunch of adults are now suddenly caring. it freaks him out and brings a bad taste in his mouth #because I headcannon the Grabber tried to become ‘friends’ with Vance by giving him extra coins #this was manipulation obviously and seeing these adults actually treat him semi normally just gives him bad vibes and I can’t blame him #he can forge new bonds with the boys and even become closer to Finn after scaring him but I don’t think he’ll ever forget the adults #who never treated him as the struggling kid he was. #vengeful Vance is very real in this au #he never ever forgets. he even still gives Finn shit for holding the door open for the police

[gaily-daily-musings]

It's not Christmas yet but what the heck

(Hallmark obikin au where we wonder what happens when the female protagonist dumps her fiance at the end of the movie to be with her childhood boyfriend)

-

The flight had been delayed. Because of course it had. Why wouldn't there be delays in a small ass town in the middle of bum fuck nowhere?

Anakin slumps in his seat. It's uncomfortable as shit and he needed to pee but God forbid he give it up. The lady across him has been eyeing him for the past hour and he'd die before letting her have it. All the other chairs and benches have been taken. He doesn't care how much she wants it, he deserves to sit in a stupid, horrible chair after the past few days.

Who dumps someone on Christmas eve? Who does that?? Anakin had only wanted to surprise Padme. He'd taken off work to fly out to her old hometown. Yet when he gets there she's apparently been hanging out with her ex and now she doesn't even want to get married?! His head is still spinning from it all.

He feels like he's been through the week from hell. At least he didn't have to work tomorrow. He could just focus on drowning all his sorrows away.

He shifts uncomfortably, his bladder pressing against him. He's not sure how much longer he can last without needing to relieve himself. He's read somewhere that holding it in too long was bad for you. Oh god, was he about to give himself a UTI? Wouldn't that be the fucking cherry on top?

Just as Anakin is about to get up and let the demon woman steal his seat, a gentleman walks by. He looks rather dejected. A forlorn look adorns his face. His coat was hanging off his shoulders and it looked like he'd missed a button or two on his shirt while getting dressed.

"Hey buddy?" Anakin calls out.

The man stops and looks up.

"Would you mind holding my seat? I gotta pee and I don't want anyone else taking it."

The man might just as well keep the chair for himself. But Anakin is willing to take his chances with this newcomer than the Karen over there. Fellow bros gotta stick together and all that. At least he hopes.

"Oh, uh, yes alright."

The British accent tingles delightfully through his ears. Anakin shakes the feeling off. Perhaps he was more lonely than he thought.

"Thanks! I'll only be a minute!"

He rushes off to the bathroom as the British man sits down. Or, more like he crumples into the seat. His shoulders slump even more than before. God he looked like someone had just died. Part of him feels horrible for thinking it, but Anakin was kind of glad he wasn't the only one having a bad day.

After he pees, Anakin checks himself in the bathroom mirror. He didn't look as bad as the British man, but he did look as irritable as he felt. His hair was uncombed and his mouth seemed to be in a perpetual scowl. He's sure the unbearable sadness will set in at any moment. But mostly he's still in shock. Still angry and confused.

He comes back out and thanks the man. The man makes to get up and leave but Anakin stops him with a hand.

"Actually–" he cannot believe he's about to do this. "You can have it. You look like you're having an even rougher go than me."

The airport was packed even if it was a small town. Or perhaps because of it. Either way it was every man for himself out there.

"Thank you. That's very kind."

Anakin shrugs. "Tis the season."

The man gives a half hearted smile. Anakin is about to grab his luggage and go find a bar when the man stops him.

"What did you mean before?" He asks. "You said I looked like I was having a tougher day than you."

The man is a total stranger. Anakin isn't normally in the business of airing out his laundry but it's not like there was much else to do right now. Plus the guy asked, so what was the harm? Still, Anakin hesitates.

"It's uh, it's a pretty crazy story actually."

"I've got time. My flight doesn't leave for another two hours."

Anakin nods. "Yeah good luck with that. They delayed mine twice already. I think they're just putting off the inevitable before announcing it's canceled."

The man winces. "Goodness, you think we might be here all night?"

"It's a possibility. The weather isn't looking too good right now. But that's what happens when you travel during December I guess."

The man hums. "Yes, quite right."

They grow quiet again.

"Sooo," Anakin starts, "How'd you end up here anyway?"

The man looks even sadder if that was even possible. Anakin is suddenly sorry he asked. He quickly backtracks. For some reason he didn't like seeing this stranger so upset. His face looked like one that was built for laughing.

"I came to surprise my fiance." Anakin blurts out. The man looks up. "I took a week off to come visit her. She's in town because she grew up here and she's visiting relatives."

"Oh, that sounds lovely."

"She dumped me this morning. Apparently she met up with her childhood crush and they hit it off."

The man pales. "Goodness that's…I'm so sorry."

Anakin rubs his face. "Yeah it's–well yeah."

The man waits a moment. The awkwardness stretches. Then a chuckle. It's so small Anakin almost doesn't catch it. He blinks. There it was again. Another little laugh.

That's what he got for pouring his heart out to a stranger.

"I apologize, I just," the man covers his mouth to smother his laughter. "I also came to surprise my fiance. She told me she wasn't in love with me anymore last night."

Anakin stares, floored to the spot.

"No shit?"

He winces. That didn't sound like a very appropriate response.

The man sighs and runs a hand through his auburn hair. It looked really thick. Like really nice hair.

"I'm sorry." Anakin tries again. Yes, much better response. "Guess this town is cursed, huh?"

The man laughs again and this time Anakin cannot help but join him. What a pair they made.

"Wait hold on, why was your fiance here? Did she grow up here too?"

God was <em>everyone</em> from this town?!

"No, she's not from here. Her Great Aunt recently died and she left Satine, my fiance, an old house in the will. Satine's always been charmed by small towns. She wanted to fix it up to be a Bed and Breakfast."

"Huh, that's…alright then."

Silence falls again. Anakin runs his foot over the airport carpet, not knowing what to say anymore.

"She actually, ah," the man clears his throat. "She was telling me about the local fudge shop her first day here. The owner there was charming. Too charming apparently."

Anakin's eyes widen. He'd seen that guy too. Losing his fiance to a childhood crush was one thing. Losing them to a complete stranger was another thing entirely.

"How long was she even in town for?"

"Five days," the man says.

Anakin inhales through his teeth. Damn that sucked.

"It wasn't actually as sudden as you'd believe." The man offers. "In truth our relationship has been in the rocks for months. We could never quite pick a date for the wedding. I suppose I was just in denial about it. I refused to see the signs."

Anakin feels like patting the man's shoulder but he's not sure how well the older man would take it. Brits were weird about contact. At least he thinks? He read that somewhere probably.

Anakin wonders what the signs had been in his own relationship. He can't recall any. Was he really that blind? Had Padme been unhappy and searching for a way to tell him?

The man sighs deeply. "This trip was supposed to bring us closer together. Not further apart."

"Cursed, I tell you," Anakin says. "I mean, my fiance was only here for like a week before I came to surprise her. Who falls in love in a week?"

"I know right?!"

Overhead there is an announcement of another delay. The man groans.

"Lemme guess, that one was yours?"

"Unfortunately." Then he mumbles to himself. "I didn't want to stay here a minute more."

Tell him about it. Anakin wants as far away from this place as possible. But it looked like they would need to find lodging after all.

"Don't think I can get my room back at the airbnb." Anakin muses aloud. "Tomorrow's Christmas. Everyone's booked."

The man hums. "I could probably call the hotel and get my room back." He looks up at Anakin. "If you're willing to spend Christmas with a sad old man, you're welcome to come with me."

Anakin's lips quirk up into a smile. "That doesn't sound so bad. Got any liquor?"

"We'll pick some up on the way."

Anakin is already grabbing his luggage. "Lead the way then. I'm Anakin by the way."

The man smiles. Damn, he really did look good like that. Blue eyes sparkling and shit.

"Obi-Wan," he says. "Pleased to meet you."

-

There was only one bed. In hindsight it made sense, it was supposed to be Obi-Wan and his fiance staying here. But the couch was a pull-out so they're fine as far as sleeping arrangements go.

They break out the alcohol the second they get through the door. Anakin turns on the TV to a bad Christmas movie and they take turns poking fun at it. Midnight rolls around sooner than either of them realize. They toast to an odd friendship.

"May we never, ever come back to this town!"

Their glasses clink together.

"I'll drink to that, my friend."

Anakin didn't get drunk very often, but he thinks he can make an exception. Obi-Wan seemed like the business upstanding type of guy that only indulged in red wine. Seemed they were both doing things they normally didn't do.

Slowly but surely Anakin feels himself getting drunker. His body buzzes pleasantly and his mouth goes numb. Sometime around 3 am he starts talking about Padme. Who better to unload upon than a fellow man in a similar situation?

"I just…just UGH! I hope she has a million children and they–they all end up staying here and never doing anything great with their lives and just living here in the middle of–the middle of nowhere and she's just trapped in a hell of her own making!" Anakin hiccups. "AND that she never gets to leave this town again ever! Not even to travel! She's just trapped forever!"

"Me too!" Obi-Wan slurs. "I hope Satine gets fat on fudge!"

He giggles then. It's pure and high pitched. It makes Anakin laugh too.

He'll regret trash talking Padme in the morning. But for now, he doesn't care.

"That's it. I'm swearing off women. Just dicks from now on."

Obi-Wan lets out a guffaw. Then he hiccups halfway through. It's cute as shit. Has anyone ever told him he was cute? Did Satine used to tell him? Someone needed to let this man know right now.

"I think you're onto something, my good man." Obi-Wan's accent lifts into a caricature of itself. He takes a sip of his empty glass. "No more women!"

The night blurs even more. The hours bleed into one another and soon all turns black.

Anakin blinks his eyes and raises his head. He's on the bed, Obi-Wan snoring beside him. Huh, they must have passed out at some point. Through the window blinds he can see daylight peeking in.

He looks over at the couch. He should probably move. Let Obi-Wan have the bed back. He looks back down. Their arms were entangled. At some point during the night Obi-Wan had reached out and threaded their hands together. Anakin's heart squeezes. He looked so adorable like this. Anakin lays back down and closes his eyes, breathing the other man in. The loss of Padme hurt less like this. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad.

He wonders how long they would be stuck in town for. He wonders when the storm will pass. And whether or not the town's strange Christmas magic would work one last matchmaking miracle.

#hallmark au #yes this is the SECOND time ive done this #obikin fic #Because they both have no where to be #they end up staying for another week for the heck of it #Might as well right? #At some point they go by the fudge shop to bad mouth the fudge and how horrible it is #but then they actually eat some and by God it's the most delicious thing they've ever eaten?!? #Anakin starts wondering whether he's in danger of falling in love with the chocolatier too #They get dinner and are surprised to see BOTH Padme and Satine on dates there #(There's no where else in town to eat okay?) #Padme's childhood friend/new boyfriend makes the suggestion to bring their tables together #Que the world's most awkward triple date #Despite it all #everyone ends up having a good time #As the drinks start flowing Obi-Wan and Anakin start making googly eyes at each other #Obi-Wan forgets Satine is even there like twice #Padme becomes the world's most confused wingman #She broke this boy's heart and he moved on so quickly? #Like insultingly quickly? #But whatever he seems happy so she'll give him a hand

[ash-nico]

Thinking of zadr in the context of canon is like super funny

#its not bad just funny lol #dib hating zim as a kid and staying OBSSESSED as they get older #but ohoho the feelings have changed conspiracy boy #but hes too dumb and obssessed to realize it #cue gaz and his dad giving him shit all the time for his obvious crush #hes not even embarrassed just gob smacked that they cant see the Actual Truth #which is that they are being ridiculous and how is he still the only one who realizes what zim really is #au where they acknowledge that zim is an alien but they just let dib think they dont realize it so he can keep his fantasy #they have a betting pool for how long its gonna take dib to realize his own feelings #zim is in on the betting pool too #zadr

[tecchan]

So I finished Room No.9 yesterday, and boy am I thankful for the option to turn off scat stuff. They really had to make the enema scene slightly different in each route so you'd have to read the whole thing again every time huh?

#room no 9 #room no.9 #i had it off the whole time so i have no idea how bad it was supposed to be and i'll keep it that way #AU where they make the fucking camera feed available so my boy seiji doesn't have to go through that #i hoped we would get more info about the kidnappers or more stuff with the other rooms #and i'm kinda sad that there's no ending where they just start dating normally #also i wish there were more body hair since there's the option to turn it off anyway #it was kinda giving razor ads where the models only ever 'shave' their shins #like at LEAST gimme a happy trail #anyway it was pretty good and the art was fucking scrumptious #that cg from ending A where they fuck in the shower after being freed? 10/10 best thighs i've seen in a vn #like obviously the guys are fit and all but they still look soft and not unnecessarily shredded #had to mute the background moans though because as it turns out there is such a thing as too much moaning

[wool-string]

Human Kei would NOT be in this mess of a manga unless.. it was Eri who became Ajin!!

So basically Eriko died in the hospital n tada! Ajin!! Kei manages to swipe her out of there along with Kaito’s help and they run off together.

Eventually Kei decides they should ditch Kaito cause it’s not his business and Eri is clearly too attached to him. (Yeah Kei. It’s Eri 😏)

Idk how to connect the Sato incident n stuff. But I like Kei joining Tosaki to keep Eri safe and to get new identities. Her and Izumi being besties like in the movie omg 🥺

#ajinweek22 #ajin #kei nagai #kaito #Eriko Nagai #I just really like Human Kei being dressed like the anti Demis in this au #or as one of the suits ahhh #Kou is still Ajin cause ofc he is #omg have you guys read the fic where Eriko is like super bad ass? #Eri getting super bad ass like that in this au hnnngg #also her wearing boy clothes cause it’s actually Kei’s clothes #and yes she’s holding that Kaito thing over Kei’s head all the time #ajin au #reverse Ajin au

[monstersqueen]

btw if kunikida take over the ada and chuuya becomes the mafia bass and ango succeeds to taneka

a meeting between the three would not be a meeting of the heads of organization; it's just a dazai support group

#myposts #future au where they do meet for official reasons (it's still a dazai support group. sorry boys) #(is it a 'fuck dazai' support group ? yes probably. anyway) #and someone just. drop a bomb on them. #woops. now everyoen has to do damaga control before dazai burns down the world :p #you better hope someone throw atsushi at him to be all starry eyed before he starts on it #good end is that he goes to akutagawa havign underestimated how much akutagwa has overgrown him #and akutagawa immediately calls atsushi #bad end he estimated compeltely right and atsushi gets to fight them both to death <3

[bucketofchum]

I want to talk about....my OCs...

#like i want to tell everyone about the different AUs #they are all SO different #overcoming the guilt of knowing it is a shared story with someone no longer in communication with me #but its still MY story and MY BOY #and my feelings #dont want my heart to be hurting alone #i want other people to pine with me #also Atumu is SO babie in some of these AUs #there is one where he starts at age 11 #another at age 16 but he's in a really bad foster situation #a really GOOD foster situation in the first but a really BAD in the second #both AUs follow him into adulthood #so each have like 15 years of history

[theolddivorcedzukka]

true love is holding back from hurting people that you and your boyfriend both hate so he doesn’t have to do paperwork afterwards

#‘what the fuck are u talking abou—‘ THE ZU.KKA IN MY HEAD BOY #they hate the council so much the ministers are always on zuko’s ass and they’re assholes to sokka and treat him like he’s less #and the only reason that they (mostly sokka) don’t snap is because zuko would have to do paperwork…and send their families letters….gross #my personal headcanon for them and their weird little family is that…they would all kill if they had the chance but some of them go for it #sokka’s like ‘i wish i could hit them so bad when they say stupid shit’ and zukos like ‘mmmrmmrmr but the paperwork…’ #(which is good the paperwork holds zuko back from a lot of things) #meanwhile izumi bit the ministers when she was a kid and wishes she could beat up the council (she beats up other people but the paperwork.) #and druk has killed so many people once he got big enough to eat a whole person #and that was an interesting week for zuko where the pros was that the worst of the council got eaten vs the cons that were just…. #the paperwork. #if the divorce au was about…an actual divorce i think that they just wouldn’t get divorced formally #cause imagine the paperwork #anyway sorry for rambling about my headcanons and zukka’s little murderous kids do u think i’m cute ? #vee keep talking

[sunnyvaler]

wish i had that feelin like i really Belonged here u know

#like i have a few people i gel w super well but as a whole none of my blogs feel like i Fit in the rpc at all #idk i see so many people who get along so well w people and have affiliated muses #and then i see the Hundreds of attempts ive made at the same that v rarely go anywhere bc it just never works w me #and i know im The Problem bc i am So Bad at talking to people #if we exchange more than one or two messages within a month i consider us absolute besties #but just like. idk part of me has been straying from being here bc it feels like so much Work to be on tumblr something ab it isnt as fun #i think realistically its just that im not in fandoms people care ab or writing muses people really love #so im in a Weird Limbo state all the time where if i dont make aus to fit people then i dont get threads or anything #its a little easier w jase and vinnie bc theyre fandomless they fit everywhere and both r easy to plot w #and so i love my boys v much even if its been a hot minute since i was active esp on vinnie #but i just. idk i dont feel like i fit in the rpc i feel like theres like 3 people i really work w #and esp w my timezone being so different to everyone else i feel like im missing out on a Lot #idk. idk what the point of this was i just felt the need 2 rant ignore this #negative // #ooc.