#where did this come from

[cosmicwhoresimpingismyliving]

This caught me off guard

#sdv shane #shane stardew #shane stardew valley #stardew shane #stardew valley shane #shane sdv #shane x farmer #I’m sorry what? #where did this come from

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

#hazbin hotel #huskerdust #hazbin husker #hazbin angel dust #hazbin angeldust #angeldust #husker #hazbin husk #look man im all for overlord husk but EXCUSE ME???????? #WHERE DID THIS COME FROM #I LITERALLY YELLED W H A T AT MY COMPUTER SCREEN WHEN HE SAID THIS #I KNEW HUSK WAS STRONGER THAN HE LET ON BUT AN OVERLORD??????? #GURL?????????? #DAMN SON #THIS new piece of information caught me so offguard that i was still reeling from it even after the emotional bomb that was loser baby #anyways huskerdust truthers how are we feeling #HOW DOES VICTORY FEEL #NO LONGER CRACKSHIP BROTHERS #WE'RE REAL #AND IM FEELING SO GOOD ABOUT IT #anwyways im doing very emotionally good how are you guys #im...gonna put a hiatus my own personal webcomic to cry over this for the next 6 months #girls help #keith david...........im so sorry i ever doubted you he ATE THAT UPPPP #hazbin hotel spoilers #pear post #scheeze art

[itsstilltru]

“Could’ve sworn this ended differently…” 🌀

#I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING???? #where did this come from #sobbing #my art #coffinshipping #hoffstrahm #peter strahm #mark hoffman #saw v #saw #saw movies #I can’t believe I actually made this #tw blood

[apollos-boyfriend]

did doug like. forget to upload his april fool’s video until just now. what the fuck is this king

#icarus speaks #was it something discussed on stream or like #where did this come from #why did this come from

[kitssunglasses]

#WHAT #where did this come from #season 2 #heartstopper #kit connor #sebastian croft #nick nelson

[ijustreallylovethem]

https://www.tumblr.com/ijustreallylovethem/742730524784787456/httpswwwtumblrcomijustreallylovethem74272741

AAHHH DROP THE JERSEY SEX BLURB ILL DIE A GREAT DEATH

he should’ve known the lexi would be in his bed when he got home from his game, yet for some reason he wasn’t expecting her to be. he knew she had gone to the game but he hadn’t seen her at the arena, too focused on the game he was about to play. he should thank her though, considering she must be the cause of his four point night, one assist and three goals. the crowd had gone crazy over his first hat trick and he’d be lying if he said he wasn’t still riding the adrenaline high a bit.

maybe that’s why he wasn’t necessarily expecting her to be there. she hadn’t waited for him after the game. or maybe she had but got fed up with the amount of time he was taking with the media and left before he came out. the apartment was quiet when he entered it and none of the lights were on. he nearly jumped when he turned on the bedroom light and saw her laying there in the dark. she giggled at his shocked expression.

“just me.” he took her in slowly. she was wearing a blackhawks jersey, and even though he couldn’t see the numbers, he had no doubt it was his. however, she didn’t seem to be wearing anything else.

“why are you laying in the dark? on top of the blanket?”

“wanted to surprise you. and clearly it worked. now why are you still all the way over there? you played fucking amazing tonight and i wanna reward you for it.” he turned off the light, making his way over and turning the full bedside lamp instead. he knew lexi wasn’t a fan of the harsh overhead light but he wanted to see his name across her back once he got the chance. she scooted to the end of the bed, letting her feet hit the floor as she worked at his belt. his suit jacket was tossed near the closet as she pulled his pants down his legs. as they went further down, she slid off the bed and dropped to her knees in front of him

“lexi, you don’t have to-“

“oh stop talking and let me suck your dick.” she all but yanked his boxers down, wrapping her hand around his length with a smile. he shuddered at the contact, then moan when her lips wrapped around the tip. he cursed under his breath, letting his fingers run through her hair. he gently gathered it into a ponytail as she slowly started to bob her head, and he used her hair to slightly guide her. of course she knew what she was doing, she had gone down on him more times than either of them could count, so he mostly gave her free range to do as she pleased. it was when she took all of him down her throat that he pulled her away, pulling her hair just enough that she got the hint to stand before he turned her around and bent her over the side of the bed.

he let his hand fall from her hair, trailing down her spine and finally taking in the full view of his name and number splayed across her back. he went further, letting a finger run through her folds.

“christ, lex, you’re soaked.” she moaned at both the feeling and his words.

“it’s hot when you score,” she admitted.

“you been wet for me since my first goal?”

“mhm. been waiting so long for you,” she whined. he pushed his jersey just above her ass, running a hand over it and then landing a slap there.

“good girl.” she moaned at the sting followed by the praise. her breath hitched as he slowly slid into her heat, giving her a moment when he completely bottomed out.

“connor, please.” he set a brutal pace immediately, causing lexi to cry out at the feeling. he gripped one of her hips and the bottom of the jersey for leverage, fucking into her roughly. she reached blindly behind her for him, trying to find some kind of contact to ground her. he reached out and grabbed her wrist, pinning her hand to her back.

“love seeing my name on your back. fucking hot with my number all over you.” she could only moan in response. “hope you know what you got yourself into because i’m not letting you get off just once, pretty girl.” her eyes rolled back at the rasp in his voice as he hit the perfect spot inside of her repeatedly. her toes curled at the feeling and her thighs started to shake. “gonna cum for me already? go ahead, baby.”

her body tensed as her orgasm rolled through her in waves. her free hand was gripping the sheets for dear life as connor fucked her through it. he slowed his pace just as the small little aftershocks coursed through her. he leaned over her so he could speak almost directly into her ear.

“want you on top of me. think you can do that?” she was quick to nod and he pressed a kiss to her temple before standing back up. she whined when he pulled out, but quickly moved so he could sit against the pillows. she moved to her knees, walking on them up over his legs, but he shook his head. she looked at him confused, but before she could question him, he held up one finger and rotated it, telling her silently to turn around. she giggled, knowing he was loving the sight of her in his jersey a bit too much.

“like this?” she asked when she was in position.

“much better.” he lined himself up as she sank down on him, immediately rocking her hips against his.

“oh, fuck. feels good,” she whispered. she did her best to bounce against him but it didn��t take long for her legs to tire out, especially after the first orgasm she had. connor could tell she was losing her pace, so he held her in place above him. she moaned loudly as he thrust up into her, her hand dropping down to rub her clit and give herself that final push over the edge. neither of them were surprised when she threw her head back onto his shoulder, gushing over both of their thighs. he gave her a moment to catch her breath, then carefully lifted her off of him. she was still lightly panting when he moved to hover over her.

“one more?” he asked, never wanting to push her too far.

“going for another hatty?” she teased. her slight giggles turned to a gasp when he once again slid inside of her, lifting her legs and resting them on his shoulders. as much as he loved seeing his name on her back, he also loved watching her fall apart. he dropped his hand to her lower stomach, slightly pushing into her skin. her head pushed back into the pillow and her jaw dropped in a silent scream. she reached out for him, nails digging into his waist. he smirked at the sight of her in front of him, loving that he was the one to make her feel this way.

“that good? can’t even moan?” he taunted. there was no warning that she was close again other than the way she clenched around him. he dropped his hand a bit, letting his thumb press into her clit. only seconds later, she was cumming again, making a mess of his stomach and the sheets below them. the sight had him finding his own release, pressing deep inside of her as he came. the grip on her thighs was almost bruising as he started to come down from his high.

they were both panting and trying to catch their breath, staying still for a minute as they calmed down. connor finally let lexi’s legs back down to the mattress, slowly pulling it off her. but his eyes were drawn to where his release spilled slowly out of her. before he even realized what he was doing, he was dragging two fingers along her folds to collect it, sliding it back into her core. she whined at the overstimulation, her legs trying to close around his hand.

“come on, baby. just one more for me, okay? open your legs.” she did as instructed, gently pulling her knees apart and giving him full access once again. he pressed a kiss to her knee as he settled on his stomach, gently curling his fingers inside of her. her fingers tangled into his hair, tugging at the strands when his tongue came into contact with her clit. his fingers curled inside of her and he moaned against her at the taste of them mixed together.

“oh my god, con.” he smirked, then wrapped his lips around her clit and sucked lightly. her thighs shuddered, closing slightly around his head. even if she was overstimulated, she was still grinding lightly against him. he sat up on his knees when he felt her clench around him, leaning over and pressing kisses to her neck as he talked her through it one last time.

“come on pretty girl. be good for me, cum on my fingers, yeah? one last time for me? know you can do it.”

#WHERE DID THIS COME FROM #raegan talks about blurbs #connor x lexi #connor bedard

[so-very-small]

hey. why the FUCK is that a suggested tag

#i checked ive never used that tag before #where did this come from #this is. so fucking funny to me

[thatseadog]

I told my partner Chip has a hole in his chest a few weeks ago and I must've unearthed a curse because I am haunted by the conversation that just happened, completely unprompted.

Partner: "Chip has a hole, and you know what else has a hole? Donuts."

Me: "What?"

Partner, nodding: "Chip is a Donut."

#W H A T #where did this come from #i swear it was like a metaphysical flashbang #the Oracle has spoken??? with information from The Beyond???? i guess??? #jrwi #jrwi riptide #just roll with it #jrwi podcast #jrwi show #chip jrwi #jrwi spoilers #riptide spoilers #spoilers #chip lastname #chip james

[didiersdragon]

kai did not learn how to do makeup from nya, NYA LEARNED HOW TO DO MAKEUP FROM KAI

her liner is always sharp but it always takes her a couple of tries but kai does it without a mirror, liquid liner, one hand, no prayers, while yelling at jay, holding a depressed lloyd in his other arm, one swipe and bam. people are dead. volcanoes erupt. the fsm comes back to life. wu spills his tea. lloyd gets therapy. there are many with power greater than man may ever bear witness to but even their knees will feel a chill that freezes their very souls at the twin blades that sharpens this one man's eyes. eyes that kill and perhaps even he doesn't realise it. kai jiang-smith, master of fire but also master of eyeliner. nya never fails to be grateful for everything her brother has ever done for her, but especially for teaching her how to always. always. have bomb eyeliner.

#where did this come from #my anger at liquid eyeliners #fuck kai #/j #but cole would #thank you for coming to my ted talk #kai smith #ninjago #lego ninjago #kai jiang #nya smith #nya jiang #jinx the dragon rambles #would like to add im on a shit ton of medication right now #fuck sinuses #death to lozenges #have a wonderful day

[egorax]

I found this picture on my phone and I have no idea where it came from 

#196 #r196 #r/196 #where did this come from #??? #I just mowed my lawn at 10 PM #and I don’t regret it #:3

[anotherdescentintomadness]

The Duality of Wang YiBo

Just a post to honor the duality of this man —

— a street dancer and rapper, who did an interpretive modern dance to a song he sang about missing his long-distance lover who dreamed a long dream:

Source: Dunkelhammer // Fluoxetine // YBO

#It’s so fucking beautiful #makes me cry every time #Where did this come from #who is this man #he’s so soft i can’t #No one can convince me that this doesn’t come directly from his heart #we’re seeing something very very special #The real wang yibo #Wang yibo #like sunshine #like the sunshine #interpretive dance #New Year’s Eve #NYE gala #Dancer wang yibo #one and only movie #Youtube

[sixofcrowsluvr]

me talking about six of crows to my friend

my friend: can kaz salsa?

#six of crows #crooked kingdom #kaz brekker #what the fuck #where did this come from #she wants an answer

[apollos-boyfriend]

just had a dream that cinema sins edited all their harry potter videos to start with Just a black screen followed by a vine boom sound effect and the word “TERF” written in giant impact font that took up like 90% of the screen. the counter just kept ticking upwards to the points where the dings were just one continuous overlapping sound. the video lengths stayed the same so did the thumbnails so there was no way of telling the video was any different until you clicked on it. every once in a while they’d overlay different “shut the fuck up terf” memes with like. sonic characters or lily zombielandsaga. i don’t even know if cinema sins did harry potter videos.

#icarus speaks #i haven’t watched them in YEARS are they even still running 😭 #where did this come from #hypnos visits

[steffigraf]

what do you mean f1 is collaborating with jannik.

#where did this COME FROM #tennisms

[andr0nap]

Are you one of those furry fuckers? Or was it monster fucker..?!?

#weirdo ask #ig? #please this is so funny #where did this come from #what happened to people minding their own business #is it not hip with the kids anymore?

[thicouchpotato]

WHY DO I KEEP FINDING THESE?

LIKE 😭

#random #tangotek #hermitcraft #why does this exist #where did this come from #how do i tag this #how did i find this