Yet another day passes where all my problems would have been solved if Matthew Murdock just smiled at me like this.
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Jasper trying to calculate how not to kill any of the students (especially Bella):
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smartass would get this for aaron
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When ao3 goes down
I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.
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I want them all please.
Art by IG: Nanosorceror 🥰
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My son: do girls ACTUALLY just want to have fun?
Me: nope.
@ramblingandpie: girls also want pockets. And swords.
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Regulus and Sirius: *existing*
The entire marauders fandom: you're so cute I just wanna put you in the microwave
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The difference between me and all my competition is I don't know when to give up. I bathe in Ls, dry off with Ls and dress up in some Ls to go work at the Bigg Poppa Ls Major L Factory. They pay $12/hr and do not give a fuck about your schedule request. This ain't no no salmon, these Ls are loud. I'll take 1000 Ls to pull out one W from the muck, a W that is just four Ls that toppled into one another. BUT, if it still looks like a W enough for me to get reimbursed inside the Clout Rectangle? I'll bounce town before they realize they got lemon'd. The gig economy is life, now. Don't let the undertow suck you down. We are all falling. Just fall sideways, and maybe, just maybe, you'll live to play slots enough that you can fall up.
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