The yellow press is reporting that Calla Lily is regretting agreeing to marry "PB", 85 year old head of PBDJ Heavy Industries LLC as PB has indicated his intent to fully fulfill his marital duties, Zeus willing on the day of their wedding. Calla only now has realized that PB intends her to be "with child" by Spring. In the meantime, preparations are in full swing, including renting the Sistine Chapel, hiring famous designers to design clothing for the guests, and arranging for several airplanes to whisk wedding guests from Chicago O'Hare to Rome Leo Da Vinci and back.